can i eat your head off

92

Jing Ming did enough mental construction and asked, "...Little pussy?"

"Huh?" Tibi had already put on his clothes, "What's wrong?"

day.

He knew that he absolutely couldn't think about such things according to common sense.

He only knew that birds could talk, but he didn't expect to be able to change into humans!

"You are a fairy?" Jing Ming's expression was broken.

Tifu thought for a while, but couldn't come up with a result, so he looked up and asked Tibao for help.

When Tibao received the signal, he smiled, "That's right, I specialize in eating men's energy." Tibao's eyes widened suddenly, and he stretched out his five fingers to make a scratching gesture, "bit by bit, I'll eat you up."

Jingming: ...

Ti Bao's appearance was too funny, Jing Ming wanted to laugh at such a scary scene.

"Brother Baobao," Tifu said, "don't talk nonsense."

He looked at Jingming again, "I won't hurt you."

The vague eyes were so clear that Jingming's heart palpitated, "I'm just a little, shocked, shocked."

He usually doesn't stutter.

Thinking of what he was thinking about just now, he felt guilty again.

What had he just thought about his bird?

93

"No," Jing Ming still couldn't accept it, but he couldn't say anything, and he could say a thousand words into one word, "Huh?"

This is too amazing.

Jingming's clothes were a bit too big for Timi, and the off-white knit jacket made his skin whiter, and his temperament was as clean as bean sprouts that just sprouted.

No wonder he described lack, he just remembered bean sprouts.

Let's eat bean sprouts that night.

Jing Ming's eyes were empty, like an eminent monk who is about to pass away.

94

Jing Ming felt that he must have been bewitched by the goblin.

Otherwise, according to common sense, when such a thing happened, he should be scared to death and scream, and isolate himself from the monster.

Instead of cooking in the kitchen.

Make bean sprouts.

95

Laughter came from the living room from time to time, they have happiness, but I don't, Jing Ming rubbed a handful of bean sprouts vigorously.

"Xiao Ming," Tibi poked his head in, "Do you want my help?"

Jingming was so frightened that he rubbed off a few bean sprout heads.

"No need," Jing Ming always felt awkward seeing him now, feeling uncomfortable all over, "you just wait."

Tifu shyly said: "That, that's so embarrassing, and I have hands and feet now, so I can help you!"

Jing Ming agrees, yes, he has arms and legs.But, from the bottom of his heart, he wanted to see a bird more.

In the past, it was only necessary to feed birds, but now it is necessary to feed people.Still two.

Jing Ming closed the kitchen door expressionlessly.

96

"Why did you come out?" Tibao stretched his legs on the coffee table, looking like a gentleman.

"Xiao Ming doesn't seem to want me to help." Tibi scratched his head in embarrassment, "Put your feet down, baby brother, yes, it's a little rude."

Tibao grabbed his curly hair, felt it felt good, then pulled it up and rubbed it, cursing: "Hey, you boy, you betrayed so soon, you're starting to teach your brother a lesson."

"Brother Baobao," Timu's face was tangled, "Why do I feel that Xiao Ming doesn't like me anymore?"

Tibbo snorted, "He dares."

Both eyebrows were almost frowned, and his tone was very aggrieved: "Did you scare him just now by saying that I was a monster or something?"

Tibao looked worried and couldn't help being happy, "Just like you little chicken, I can beat you ten times," he thought again, "It's also possible, maybe it's because I'm afraid of me hahahaha."

Mention: ...

97

"Boss, bastard, boss, you are not you, you are not you, you are not human..."

Tibbo's phone rang.

"Hey," Ti Bao's rare tone was a little bit gentle, "... I won't go back, I'm here with my brother, um... Got it..."

Ti raised his eyes and saw that Tibi was staring at him intently, and suddenly said impatiently: "I see! There is no end!"

After speaking, I hung up.

After Tibao hung up the phone, looking at Tifu, he was a little at a loss. He didn't know how to place his hands, shaking like playing the piano.

"What are you looking at me for?" Tibao kicked Tibao, wondering if it was his illusion, he felt that Tibao blushed a little.

"No," he stammered a little, "Bao, Baobao, you..."

Tiba got stuck, and Tibao didn't speak.

It's enough to know this kind of thing well, but it's a bit embarrassing to say it, so I suffocated it for a while.

Finally squeezed out a sentence: "At any rate, you should be gentle with your sister-in-law."

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Ti Bao blushed, and threatened: "It's not sister-in-law, don't tell eldest sister!"

It's just that the threat has no deterrent effect.

"I won't tell you," the tirade agreed, and muttered in a low voice, "I'm living together, so I'm not my sister-in-law..."

Tibao kicked him again, "I told you so, don't worry about adults' affairs!"

The vague words are sincere and sincere: "Be gentle with girls, Brother Baobao."

Tibao fucked, and his mouth was vague: "I am gentle to him, who is gentle to me..."

"What?" Tifu didn't hear it.

Tibao was at a loss, wanted to quickly end this topic, and kept nodding his head, "I know, I know, gentle and gentle."

99

"Brother Baobao," Tifu said, "I just thought of a trick to confess my love to Xiao Ming, you can practice it with me."

Tibao relaxed his body, "OK."

I saw that Tifu's expression suddenly became serious, and he made a sniper rifle with both hands, put it in front of his eyes, and said seriously, "Xiao Ming, you are my sniper..."

He was interrupted by Ti Bao before he finished speaking, "The expression is bad, is there such a serious confession, it looks like robbery," pointing to his eyes, "Looks, be more affectionate."

"Okay," Titus smiled with his head tilted, like a little fool, "do it again."

After being taught by Tibao, Tibi said affectionately: "Xiao Ming, you are my sniper." After speaking, he pulled the trigger with his hand as if shooting, "Boom!"

"Hahahahahahahaha," Tibao collapsed on the sofa and laughed, "You are too funny, and you even have your own sound effects."

"Why are you like this, Brother Baobao," said Tiqi with annoyed expression on his face, "you don't cooperate at all."

Ti Bao stopped talking, his eyes were red from laughing, "How should I cooperate with you?"

"You should fall down and say: Ah—I'm dead," changed Tibi, "no, you should fall down and say: Ah—I will!"

Seeing his serious face, Tibao didn't hold back, and shrugged with a smile on the sofa, "Are you sure you can catch him like this?"

Titu sat on the edge of the sofa and turned his back on him angrily.

Seeing that he was angry, Tibao leaned into his ear and said, "I'll teach you how to deal with him when you come back."

Tifu was suddenly happy when he heard this, and then thought that he was still angry, so he held back his rising tone and said calmly: "Really?"

"Why did I lie to you?" Tibao saw Jingming coming out of the kitchen, "Let's go eat."

100

For the first time, Jingming felt that eating was a sweet burden.

Bean sprouts too.

He cooked a total of four dishes, and the bean sprouts were the farthest away from him. The considerate former Xiaoniao Timu saw that he was struggling enough, so he kept adding vegetables to him.

He also said: "Xiao Ming, this dish is delicious, you should eat more."

I have to say that this bird is really handy with chopsticks. I thought he would not know how to use chopsticks, so I specially prepared a spoon.

how sweet,

how harmonious,

What a harmony.

Until there are hills of bean sprouts piled up in my bowl.

But he doesn't like to eat bean sprouts.

He just remembers his little bird likes to eat,

I did it by accident.

101

Jing Ming saw that Ti Mu was still picking up vegetables, so he quickly thought of a way to fight back. He stretched out his chopsticks, and quickly picked up the remaining bean sprouts into the Ti Mu bowl.

Not to be outdone upon seeing this, the two of them were faster than the other.

Tibao took a sip of the soup, looked up and saw the two people who were quickly picking up the food, and was stunned.

Is this bean sprouts so delicious?