can i eat your head off

The winter solstice is here, there have been two or three waves of heavy snowfall, and December is coming to an end.

It was the weekend again, and it was supposed to be the world of Jingming and Tibi, but they never expected to be caught off guard by Tibao's sudden attack early in the morning.

Standing beside him was He Liao, his expression was not very good.

Perhaps only Tibao can have real happiness, Jingming thought helplessly.

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw that He Liao was still carrying something in his hand, and then Jing Ming said, "Come here, come here, what else are you taking?"

He Liao raised the supermarket shopping bag in his hand, "Tangyuan, I ate it myself."

Well, he was born himself.

However, He Liao was tall and big, unexpectedly he was a southerner.

"Where's Xiao Mu?" Ti Bao looked around, but couldn't find his beloved younger brother.

Jing Ming casually poured tea for them, and said slowly, "I went to buy seasoning."

"Hey," I don't know what Tiberia is trying to do, "I bet he can't buy the right one."

Jingming raised his eyebrows and said nothing.

"Will you bet or not?" Tibao chased after him.

Jing Ming cherishes words like gold, "No."

Ti Bao snorted and said affirmatively, "You're scared."

"..."

Jing Ming didn't want to share his knowledge, so he had to compromise and said, "What are you betting on?"

Tibao held his chin and thought about it for a while, and suddenly his eyes flashed, and he looked at Jingming.

The warning light in Jing Ming's mind suddenly went on.

Tibao glanced at He Liao who looked like a background board next to him, looked back at Jingming, and said leisurely, "You lose and eat fifty glutinous rice balls."

When Jing Ming heard this, his body relaxed immediately, and he said disdainfully, "What kind of bet is this?"

"You don't understand that," Tibao said with a smile on his lips, "This is a chain effect."

"first……"

Jing Ming covered his ears, "I don't want to hear it."

"Hey you—"

Seeing that the two were about to fight on the spot, He Liao pressed Tibao's head, "Be quiet for a while."

"Fuck, you have to take care of me talking about old times with my siblings, when did you take it so leniently..." Tibao's expression suddenly changed when he said this, as if he had caught something serious: "Could it be that you are jealous ? Hmm? Are you jealous, uh—"

He Liao sighed, and sealed his mouth with one hand. Tibao struggled on the spot to no avail, so he closed his mouth dejectedly.

Jing Ming cast a grateful look at He Liao, and He Liao happily accepted it.

Tibao raised his hands and waved his hands to protest against the eye contact between the two of them. When the battle was in dire straits, Tibao came back.

Tibao and Jingming switched modes instantly, staring at the things in Tifu's hands eager to try.

"I'm back—" Tiqi didn't finish a sentence, but was shocked by six pairs of eyes.

"What, what's the matter, why are you staring at me?"

To be precise, stare at his hand.If you have to elaborate on the eyes of the three people, Jingming is worried, Tibao is determined to win, and sister-in-law is... I don't understand.

First, Tibao snatched the bag and hid it behind him. He said confidently: "In order to prevent you from giving false answers and giving wrong answers on purpose, for the sake of fairness, put these away first. Now you say, what did you ask Xiaopa to buy?"

Jing Ming is no longer surprised by this kindergarten-like scene, "As for you, I'm not a fool, I'm so childish."

"It's because I know you!" Tibao thought he had made a very wise decision, so he was not too proud at this moment.

Jing Ming had nothing to say: "It's because you know yourself."

"Stop whining, tell me what you bought!" Tibao became impatient.

"soy sauce."

"..." Just a big bag of soy sauce?

Tibao continued to ask without giving up: "What soy sauce?"

"soy sauce."

Tibao swallowed a bit, and put on a posture: "I'm starting to check!"

Tibao took out the items in the shopping bag one by one, most of them were snacks, Tibao looked at them, but there was nothing he liked.

After everything was taken out, I didn't see the desired soy sauce on the table.Tibao said happily, "You lost!"

Tiqi and He Liao stood behind him and saw Tibao holding a bottle of soy sauce in one hand behind his back.The two of them covered their faces one after another, without seeing.

Jing Ming was puzzled, he couldn't forget the main task when he raised his eyes, and saw the expressions of Timi and He Liao, and it became clear in an instant.

"You stretch out your hand."

"What are you reaching out for? The physical evidence is here. If you lose, you lose. If a man is willing to gamble and admit defeat!" Tibao stuck his neck very stiffly.

Jing Ming was made dizzy by his rascal behavior, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "If you play tricks again, I will tell my sister-in-law about you..."

Tibao slapped the soy sauce on the table hard to stop him from speaking, with a heroic expression on his face: "I lost, can't I?"

"Brother, why didn't you accept the bet sooner?"

two hours later.

Sitting in front of the dining table, Tibao looked at the remaining forty glutinous rice balls in the bowl, with a forbearing expression: "I want to throw up."

Before he could utter the words of worry, Jingming's words "willing to gamble and admit defeat" stuffed his throat.

Ti Bao turned his head to He Liao's side again, with a pitiful look: "I want to vomit."

He Liao was almost amused by his grievance, and finally replied slowly with a sullen face: "This is what happens when you don't respect the glutinous rice balls, don't cry, little girl."

When they came, He Liao said that they would eat glutinous rice balls during the winter solstice, and Tibao said that they would eat dumplings, and that the elders would not eat such pussy food as glutinous rice balls. The bed was turned upside down.

After eating No.20, Tibao went to the bathroom and vomited.

He lay down on the toilet and swore with sincerity and tears: I will never eat glutinous rice balls again in my life!