can i eat your head off

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Titu hung up the phone and went back to the living room.

Jingming turned off the headlights, sat at the coffee table and looked down at something, very focused, the warm yellow floor lamp reflected half of his face, quiet and gentle.

My life will melt away.

What kind of fairy profile is this!

Titu froze in place for a moment.

Jing Ming raised his head and greeted him vaguely: "Finished?"

"Well," Tibi returned the phone to him, "what are you looking at?"

"My colleague's fish has been renovated at his house and has been fostered by me for a few days," Jing Ming said, his hands not idle. "I replaced it with a new fish tank, and the delivery has just arrived."

Tifu glanced at the express box that had just been unpacked at his feet, and asked, "Do you need my help?"

"No, it's that simple... Eh?" Jing Ming suddenly discovered that there was something else in the express box besides the fish tank.

Tibi knelt beside him obediently, watching Jingming take out a large pack of colorful small round stones from the express box.

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"What kind of stone is this?" Tiqi had never seen it before.

Jing Ming was also a little puzzled: "It should be just to... give you some color to see?"

Tibi nodded seriously, thinking it made sense: "Well, it looks good."

"..."

Jing Ming twitched the corners of his mouth, feeling that his cold joke was too embarrassing.

Fortunately, the little bird did not understand.

Jing Ming was so embarrassed that he wanted to end it quickly, so he poured his brains into the tank without thinking.

The colorful stones are laid on the bottom of the tank, Jing Ming glanced at the colorful tropical fish beside him, nodded, thinking that it was a good match.

Jing Ming held the fish into the fish tank in satisfaction.

Seeing the fish swimming happily, Jing Ming was about to get up and go to sleep, but found that he was still staring at the fish tank without blinking.

By the way, forget that this is a bird that eats fish!

Is it safe to hide the fish now?

Very urgent, wait online.

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Jingming picked up the fish tank and decided to take it back to the bedroom.

Before leaving, I was worried, and I had to teach a few words: "I will buy you other fish, it is still small, you should live together peacefully."

Jing Ming is tired, and he has the mood of an old mother even without a date.

Tifu heard the meaning of his words, and realized that he had been staring at the fish for too long, and quickly waved his hands to explain: "No, you are thinking too much, I don't want to eat fish, I just feel..."

The stone looked strangely familiar.

But seeing that Jingming was so satisfied, he didn't dare to say it.

Tiqi swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and he couldn't help using honorifics when he was nervous.

Jing Ming sighed, thinking that this poor little boy had been bullied at home for too long, and he didn't even dare to speak out his true thoughts.

Go buy him a fish tomorrow.

Jing Ming rubbed his confused head, his eyes were involuntarily covered with pity, and he said softly, "Good night."

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Tifu stood at the door of Jingming's bedroom for a long time unable to recover.

It's a mess, it's a mess.

Why are you so gentle with him?

He won't be able to stand it.

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Tichi wrapped his hot head with his wings, and buried his head in the soft sofa.

He completely forgot Tibao's words.

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At ten o'clock in the morning, Tiju suddenly opened his eyes.

He remembered what those colorful round stones were!

Isn't that SpongeBob SquarePants!

Tebow actually cried over these things when he was a kid - because he said they were alive and could make baby SpongeBob SquarePants.

Then she was beaten by the elder sister.

crying.

So there is a reason why Tibao has such a violent temper when he grows up. Where there is bullying, there is resistance.

Tibao staged an uprising where he couldn't see his eldest sister.

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But this is not the point.

If SpongeBob SquarePants revolts, the fragile little flower fish will die!

Tiqi stood at the door of Jingming's bedroom, pacing back and forth, wondering if he should knock on his door in the dead of night.

When Titu raised and lowered his hands twenty times at the door of the bedroom, he decided to knock on the door.

He definitely didn't want to see Jingming's bedroom!

Absolutely not!

He is for the life and death of the little flower fish!

mention paste isero!

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Timi shouted in his heart.

Then he knocked on Jingming's door.

"咚咚咚" knocked three times.

Tiqi stood outside the door very nervous, feeling that the sound of his heartbeat was no different from the sound of knocking on the door.

"Boom, boom, boom" three more times.

Jing Ming opened the door with sleepy eyes.

"Little paste, what's the matter?"

Tifu was stunned again.

What kind of fairy hairstyle is this!

His hair was raised high like mountains and seas, thick and unruly.

Below the just right hairline is a full forehead and delicate eyebrows.

It's a mess, it's a mess.

So fitting.

Even his hair is in the shape of a bird's nest!

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But he hasn't forgotten business.

"Xiao Ming, that fish can't..." Before he finished speaking, Jing Ming covered his mouth.

Jing Ming looked at him seriously, and said, "No."

Looking at his serious look, Tifu was a little flustered for a while, which was reflected in his incoherent speech.

"No, no, that fish is going to die..." His muffled voice became smaller and smaller, because he saw that Jing Ming's face was getting worse and worse.

Angry...why?

Because I disturbed his rest?

Tibi was a little frustrated, and his eyes that were originally glowing with water dimmed for a moment.

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Seeing this, Jing Ming sighed, knelt down and stroked his feathers, and said softly, "That fish is not edible, it's so small, and it doesn't taste good, can I buy you a big fish tomorrow?"

"Go to bed, baby."

Jing Ming felt that at this moment, he exuded the brilliance of motherhood.

It's a mess, it's a mess.

At this moment, he forgot about Little Mermaid, SpongeBob SquarePants, and his heroic career.

He is just an ordinary person who indulges in tenderness.

No, common bird.

Tibi's teachings popped into his mind like a sudden enlightenment.

This is probably the power of the dark night in the legend.

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Titu wrapped his arm around him, rubbed it with the softness of his head, and said, "Xiao Ming, can I sleep with you?"

"..." Of course not!

You're not just coveting my head!

Still coveting that little fish!

Seeing that he shouldn't answer, she glanced at him aggrievedly, and rubbed her hands reluctantly a few times.

Oh shit.

Absolutely not!

Jingming persuaded himself in his heart, no matter how cute the bird is, he would not let go!

He is not for his own head.

He is for the fish.

Colleague fish.

"Okay." Seeing that he didn't respond, the vague voice was extremely aggrieved, as if he was about to cry.

Titus removed his head from his arm, and the wings were about to come away.

Jing Ming suddenly remembered how he was curled up on the sofa before.

Such a small group...

"Yes." Jing Ming stretched out his hand to hold him.

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Jing Ming never thought that he would share the bed with a bird.

He now understands why Tiqi curled up.

It's just too big.

He cut down the big mouth on his chest by an inch, saving his heart that was about to suffocate.

In this way, he took a bird that had attacked him back home without any precautions, and was still lying on a bed.

No, he was still lying on top of me.

Jing Ming sighed helplessly, hugged the bag a little tighter, and told himself that this was definitely the last time.