Daoist ghosts willfully enforce the law

The experience of the two people was not very good, and it even reached the point where the more they talked, the worse they got.At the end of the chat, Wei Shiming couldn't help asking: "Are we hurting each other?"

He Jin nodded: "En."

The two of them obviously had a bad life, and they are still chatting here, and they have to recall the past with emotion, don't they hurt each other and expose their scars?

It's funny to think about it, in fact Wei Shiming has already laughed out loud: "It's okay for us to stab ourselves hahahaha, no, my chest hurts when I laugh... Oops, I'm still covered all over It hurts... Oops." In the end, without a few laughs, Wei Shiming was defeated by his frail body and fell down on the sofa to calm down.

He Jin lowered his head and found a small box from his pocket, and took out two pills for him to take. Wei Shiming asked what it was while taking it.

He Jin: "Replenishing qi and blood, your body has suffered a lot this time."

Wei Shiming endured the bitter taste, his face became wrinkled: "It's really unpalatable."

He Jin poured water for him: "Good medicine tastes bitter."

Wei Shiming's face wrinkled even more when he heard this, and he drank a large glass of water before he calmed down.

It stands to reason that after the exposure of identities, the two people should feel very awkward and awkward from the relationship between monarch and minister to brother and sister, but fortunately, the small class is not for nothing, they ignore the past and the past together, and the powerful The ability to adapt is enough to allow them to continue to maintain the status quo, and there is no difference.

At least in the past, Wei Shiming didn't dare to ask an emperor to serve him tea and water... This is simply the honor of the emperor or empress dowager.Thinking about it, Wei Shiming felt more comfortable lying on the sofa, his body was comfortable and his heart was also comfortable.

But soon He Jin began to talk about the future with Wei Shiming. He asked: "The matter of the tomb has come to an end. Don't worry about the follow-up Youdao Association will help you deal with it. Meng Rui was also dragged away by the deputy general and hasn't come back yet. You Do you have any other plans besides taking care of your body?"

Wei Shiming said lazily, "No."

He Jin frowned: "Then start thinking now, weren't you very active in catching ghosts before? Why did you finally cut off the cause and effect and didn't plan? As a ghost messenger, don't you plan to accumulate merit and be promoted to become a ghost fairy? At least first Let's start with the city god? Do you want to be a ghost messenger forever?"

Wei Shiming: "???" Why not?The identity of this ghost messenger is obtained by his ability to disgust the King of Hades, so he just wants to be a free little ghost messenger, can't he?

He Jin easily understood his thoughts, and refused straight away: "No, you still have a higher road to go, you can't go on like this forever. And accumulating merit is not a rare thing, I hope you can adjust it as soon as possible. The mentality is starting to take over the appointment.”

Wei Shiming finally found out that something was wrong, he deliberately misinterpreted: "Wait, wait... I don't have any merit, my merit has been replaced by Yangshou, otherwise I wouldn't be able to stay in the yang world."

He Jin said calmly: "You can rest assured about this, the record must be indispensable, as long as you keep working hard to catch ghosts and accumulate merit, you will definitely be promoted."

Wei Shiming wailed: "I'm just too bored in the underworld, so I want to go up for a walk, I really don't want to do anything big... please forgive me, I want to sleep and I don't want to be promoted, really, please forgive me. "

But He Jin had an unkind expression on his face: "No, even if you don't want to be promoted, you still have the responsibility of being a ghost messenger. Since catching ghosts can accumulate merit and exchange for longevity, why don't you catch them? One is catching two, and you can't be lazy. .”

He Jin made the arrangements: "Afterwards, I will accept some commissions for you. You can act on your own or with me. Of course, you can also accept them by yourself. When the merits are almost accumulated, you will go to Hades to ask for promotion. At first If you are a ghost, you can apply to be transferred to the City God of a nearby city, and then you will be an Earth Immortal. Compared with a ghost, an Earth Immortal has more enshrinement than an official position, and you don’t have to run around, so there are many benefits.”

Wei Shiming: "..." Talking about a piece of mud, why do you have to let others support the wall.

However, the difference between earth immortals and ghosts is not one or two points. He Jin's arrangement is one of the paths to success that all the devils in the underworld desire and work hard for. day.

Wei Shiming knew that the other party was doing it for his own good, but he still didn't want to move. He pretended to be pitiful and said, "I'm in pain all over now, I'm old, weak, sick and disabled, so what's the future? Don't tell me thank you for the future."

He Jin: "I mean after you recover."

Wei Shiming immediately covered his chest and began to act: "It's not going to get better, ouch, I'm so sad, this boy Meng Rui hits so hard, he won't get better in a year or so."

He Jin said calmly: "It's okay, I will formulate a treatment plan for you as soon as possible, to ensure that you will be alive and well within a week."

Wei Shiming: "..."

There is a feeling that there is no escape.

Wei Shiming stared at the other party for a long time, and suddenly asked, "Why do you insist on making me an Earth Immortal?"

He Jin paused.

Wei Shiming sat up again as if he had discovered a new world: "You hesitated, there is indeed a problem! Is there something you are hiding from me? Is there anything else you haven't said?"

He Jin was silent for two seconds, and said calmly: "I just want to tell you that it is a qualitative leap from a ghost to an earth immortal. It is definitely better to become a city god than you are now as a ghost. As for whether there is anything to hide from you..." He Jin Thinking about it, I still left myself a way out: "There have been too many things in the past thousand years, and I can't guarantee that I can remember and describe many things, so I don't know myself, sorry."

"I don't need to apologize for this, I don't remember it myself." Wei Shiming waved his hand, making sure that the other party was fine and only for his own good, he lay down again and said slowly: "That's all right, I'll talk about it after I recover .”

He Jin was not in a hurry, nodded and said: "The body is the main thing."

Wei Shiming's wound didn't look serious on the surface, but in fact, the damage inside was very serious, and he had already reached the state of overdrawn body. According to Wei Shiming's status as a ghost messenger, he was injured and comatose for three days and hadn't recovered, which is already a rather alarming injury.If it was placed on an ordinary ghost, it would have been out of its wits long ago. Fortunately, the great array changed Wei Shiming's body and made him stronger than ordinary people, so it supported him to survive tenaciously.

He Jin also knows the seriousness of it, and has been contacting the seniors of the family and the Taoist Association to inquire about medicine for several days. It was brought out by the association, so I can only ask the seniors for help.

After three days of stumbling and feeding with various pills, Wei Shiming finally got out of the state where he was sore and throbbing.The two discussed that Wei Shiming was already able to move. Instead of relying on the remote help of his seniors, it would be better to let Jiang Shu show him. He is good at medical skills and must have a way.Besides, they have been out for so long and they should go home.

The two were discussing, when they heard the hotel door was suddenly knocked awake, saying that it was people from the Daoist Association who had come to visit.

The other party is good at socializing and is very good at talking. After showing his conferment and work certificate, he first congratulated the two people for solving the great merit of the evil formation, and secretly flattered that He Jin might become the youngest Shangqing real person. He opened his mouth and asked: "Also, I came this time to ask about Meng Rui... the culprit of the evil formation this time. We haven't found him until now, so I want to ask if he has escaped or died. Yes, after all, the file needs to be posted, and this person has a very bad personality, we must be vigilant."

Wei Shiming recalled the excited tone of the deputy general when he contacted him last night, and hesitantly said: "Probably... life is better than death."

The other party did not expect such an answer, and after thinking for a while, he filled in the name of Meng Rui in the line of scourge and retribution, and then put it in the bag with satisfaction: "Thank you for your cooperation, if you have the opportunity, please invite both of you." Dinner... But I have other things to do this time, so I will stay soon, and I will definitely keep in touch in the future."

He Jin, who was silent the whole time, finally said two words: "Goodbye."

The corner of the other party's mouth twitched, and he left as usual.

Wei Shiming and others walked away before asking: "He said there is something else, is it about the compensation for the damage to the hotel that night?" He seemed to have seen the hotel manager walking here just now.

He Jin: "Yes."

Wei Shiming sighed sadly: "Why do I feel that Tianshi makes a lot of money and loses a lot of money?"

He Jin shook his head helplessly, lowered his head and continued to concentrate on packing his clothes.

In the past few days, because Wei Shiming is equivalent to disabled, He Jin has been taking care of him.When packing up his things and preparing to leave, He Jin also helped Wei Shiming pack up, and asked thoughtfully, "Does your shoulder hurt? Or will I carry it?"

Wei Shiming felt embarrassed after being taken care of, he waved his hand and said, "It doesn't hurt, I will do it myself."

He Jin looked at his expression, and calmly said: "Don't think too much, this is what a senior brother should do."

Wei Shiming: "..."

Once again, I apologize for being so mean to myself! !

One plane ticket for two and go straight home.Jiang Shu came to pick them up with a chick on his back. The chick seemed to have grown up a bit, and the color of its feathers became brighter. Standing on top of Jiang Shu's head with its head held high, the chick was standing in the crowded waiting room. It is very conspicuous.At least Wei Shiming saw it at a glance, and shouted again and again.

I haven't seen him for a few days, but the chick cub didn't recognize his life, and flew towards Wei Shiming, and landed on Wei Shiming's shoulder amidst all the exclamations, and chirped for a long time.

Wei Shiming ouched a few times, grabbed it and rubbed it again: "So enthusiastic!"

Jiang Shu also came to look for it: "You guys are back. If the chicken hadn't died, I'm sure you'd come back alive. I'm starting to worry that something happened to you."

Wei Shiming grinned: "It's okay, okay."

Jiang Shu saw that his expression was not right, so he also smiled and said, "Just come back alive, I can cure missing arms and legs."

Wei Shiming: "Don't curse me, just shut up."

Jiang Shu laughed, and after greeting He Jin, he asked again: "There is one more person... who is that?" He didn't like to say the word "zombie" in public, so he described it vaguely: "Didn't I go with you?" ? Why did you come back?"

Wei Shiming signaled him not to care: "He's excited now, and he probably won't be back until a few days later."

Jiang Shu: "It's fine if nothing happens."

The three of them chatted all the way home, in fact, most of them were Wei Shiming chatting with Jiang Shu, while He Jin sat beside him and listened silently.

It has been more than a month since Wei Shiming left, and the whole city looks familiar yet unfamiliar, and the community is also quite lively, even street lights have been installed.The relaxed atmosphere at home is even more comfortable than that hotel. Wei Shiming lay down on the sofa as soon as he entered the house, and inhaled contentedly: "It's still comfortable at home."

After He Jin checked that there was no dust, he entered his room - in fact, the hourly labor union would come to clean the room regularly, so it is normal that there is no dust.

After coming here for so long, Jiang Shu has always lived in their rented house downstairs and never came up to see it. Now that he managed to come in, it is natural to have a good look at it: "Wow, the two of you live very well, this house costs a lot of money, right?" .”

Wei Shiming grinned: "Brother He gave it to me."

Jiang Shu: "..." He choked for a long time, and then murmured enviously: "I also want a brother like this... the one that best gives me a house."

Wei Shiming was very proud: "But you are a single passer."

"It's such a sad subject."

"Hahahahaha."

Although the two people haven't known each other for too long, their personalities are very compatible. When they are together, they laugh and laugh very loudly.Wei Shiming also proposed to order a meal to celebrate. After all, Meng Rui, who had a serious problem in his heart, was finally solved, and he was also awarded a high commission. If he didn't celebrate, he would be sorry for the injury he suffered.

He Jin, who had been silent all this time, finally came out of the room: "You are not in good health yet, so you are not allowed to drink."

This time Wei Shiming was choked up, and he said after a long while, "It's okay to eat some food."

"You need to avoid food..." He Jin met Wei Shiming's gaze, paused for two seconds, then backed up and said, "What do you want to eat? I'll make an order."

After confirming that there was no room for negotiation, Wei Shiming rushed over to pester him: "I want to eat skewers, I want to eat crayfish, I want to eat meat...don't order porridge! Please don't drink white porridge during the celebration!!"

He Jin strictly checked, crossed out all the spicy raw and cold foods that Wei Shiming wanted to eat, and left a few items with relatively high nutritional value that did not need to be taboo, and confirmed the order.

Until the end, Wei Shiming was still following behind He Jin, muttering like a ghost: "Why don't you order crayfish...why don't you order grilled skewers...why don't you order hot pot...don't even give me spicy soup , how can you go too far. You are my senior brother, shouldn't you love me? You are not a qualified senior brother at all. "

He Jin: "You can eat when you are healthy."

Wei Shiming accused him: "You are bullying others because of your senior brother!"

He Jin patted him on the head helplessly: "Let Jiang Shu take a look at his body first." After speaking, he picked up Wei Shiming's backpack and went to the toilet.

Jiang Shu's eyes widened immediately: "Damn it, it's not what I thought!"

Wei Shiming said: "What are you thinking?"

Jiang Shu: "Brother He will wash your clothes? He he he he will wash your clothes???"

Jiang Shu's voice continued to rise, showing how much this incident had affected him.He had guessed that the two of them were tricky before, or that He Jin unilaterally pursued Wei Shiming, but he had the impression that He Jin was an attack no matter what!What's the matter with this **** performance?Before living in a B&B, it was fine for me to cook, but I even did my laundry! !

Wei Shiming immediately said: "What are you shouting...I'm injured, so Brother He took care of me? It's not like this usually."

Jiang Shu was skeptical, raised his hand and said, "Give me your wrist first, and I'll see how you are."

Wei Shiming handed it over, and changed the subject accordingly: "Doctor, can I still be saved?"

Jiang Shu frowned and felt his pulse, and after a while he stopped indifferently: "It's hopeless, you can prepare a will to adopt the house to Jiang Shu, and let him take care of it temporarily, so you can rest assured."

Wei Shiming: "You are talking nonsense, I think I can still save it."

Jiang Shu snorted coldly, and still warned: "The internal organs are damaged, the energy is insufficient, and the hard work is exhausted, which has already hurt the fundamentals of the body. If you can't take care of it, you will be a sick child in the future. Listen to your congratulatory brother, pay more attention point."

Wei Shiming still couldn't believe it: "It's really so serious."

Jiang Shu said angrily: "Could it be possible to lie to you that the house can be mine?"

Wei Shiming was instantly amused: "Hahahaha, do it, I will pay attention, I will take care of my body."

He Jin took the little black turtle out of his backpack and went back to the living room. While putting the little black turtle into the fish tank, he asked, "How is your brother?"

Jiang Shu automatically replied: "Very bad. Preliminarily, it is estimated that he will take medicine for half a month, and he will have to rest in peace with a medicinal diet."

He Jin: "Thank you for your hard work. I will pay the reward when my junior brother recovers."

Jiang Shu didn't refuse, but nodded and said hello.

He also heard that the other party wanted him to stay and take care of Wei Shiming, and he couldn't help but sighed to Wei Shiming: "I thought we met by chance, but it turned out that this meeting was not a big deal, but it actually got more and more involved."

Wei Shiming feels good about himself: "This is called fate."

Jiang Shu sighed: "It's evil fate."

Wei Shiming: "..."

Forget it, he doesn't care about each other.

The two of them were quiet for a while, He Jin was still washing clothes, and he didn't come to order food.It's too boring, and I can't help but turn on the awkward chat mode.

Jiang Shu asked: "Are you alone accepting the commission, or are you and Senior Brother He together?"

Wei Shiming chatted with each other: "It depends on the situation."

Jiang Shu: "Have you ever thought about forming a group or something? In fact, the world of celestial masters forms cliques, small teams and small organizations."

Wei Shiming: "No."

Jiang Shu tapped the armrest of the sofa with his fingers, wondering what he was thinking: "Actually, there is a good team, with many people and strong strength, and some entrusting a single person is too dangerous and they will not give it away. And as long as there is a powerful The leader, if you divide the interests well, basically nothing will happen..."

"Okay, okay." Wei Shiming interrupted him, and said directly: "Just say that you want to hug Senior Brother He's thigh."

Jiang Shu chuckled: "So obvious?"

Wei Shiming: "It's very obvious."

Jiang Shu: "Then what is your opinion?"

Wei Shiming rubbed his chin, feeling that Jiang Shu's personality is not good, and his medical skills are one in a million, he is indeed suitable to be a teammate, so he said patiently: "Of course I think it is possible, but you have to ask Senior Brother He .”

So the two of them turned their heads to look at He Jin in the toilet, their eyes glowing.