#1九点睡[只看楼主]20XX-1-1820:12:32

I still couldn't resist opening this post, really tangled...

First of all, let me say that LZ is not bi-dimensional, and I have no interest in girls since I was a child. At most, I read Lily manga, and the male gods are all Two-dimensional.

Because I'm a nerd and don't like to talk to people very much, I haven't handed in a male ticket yet...

but! !yes! !I'm sure I really only liked men before! !

Recently, I found out that I fell in love with a girl, and my whole person was a bit bad...

The process of getting to know a girl is rather stupid, do you want to hear it?

#2橙子香喷喷20XX-1-1820:13:12

Yooooooooooo oh no, bend straight?listen to

#3晾衣服20XX-1-1820:14:31

LZ report area

#7尔康别走20XX-1-1820:15:00

The landlord made me think I was shopping in XQ...listen!

#8wei20XX-1-1820:17:32

LS+1, reporting area +1

Looked it up, yes, this is XXXXD's forum 233333

#13粉红□□□□20XX-1-1820:22:22

Torch, LZ continued

#32九点睡[只看楼主]20XX-1-1820:40:49

I won't blow up the big area, what if she sees it... Although she only looks at the strategy when she visits the forum, she probably won't go to the irrigation area...

I play Assassin, PVP is not bad, I can barely enter the top [-] in our region's Assassin list.

I am a student party, and I don't invest much money, so I mainly make money by accepting rewards.No sect, after all, if you accidentally accept an order from your own sect, it would be very embarrassing.

Everyone knows that the assassin job in XXXD has no sense of security if you take the assassination route!Changing the name pill actually costs 250 gold!And the assassin's stealth skill will disappear as long as it is touched a little!Every time you kill the nurse who is covered in poisonous mist, you will be hunted down for three thousand miles!

Cough, let's get down to business.

I took an order that day and killed a swordsman in the Peach Blossom Forest. Unexpectedly, some of his friends happened to be digging medicinal materials nearby.Instantly surrounded me.

I didn't care at all, if I came out to kill, I would always die.The speed of my whole body equipment has been specially strengthened, and I was about to run, but I found out that the group of people besieging me had an enemy of mine, and I couldn't calm down for a moment.

Let's call him A for the enemy. He scumbed a relative, friend, and sister of mine before, and then I saw him kill him once.

A is a mage, a big move took half of my blood in seconds, I didn't want to run away, I just wanted to kill him first, it would be nice to die for a while.So he used the desperate move to give him a second.

Everyone knows the assassin's desperate move, using blood volume to increase attack power, after killing him in seconds, I will only have blood skin left.I was about to undress and wait to die with one click, and then found that my blood volume was full suddenly.

Yes, it is full.

That's right, it's the kind of local tyrant drug that costs 500 soft sister coins in the mall, full of blood with one click, and can be used by teammates.

Everyone should have guessed that the heroine is the one who gave me the medicine for Brother Chun, let's call her CC.

#33橙子香喷喷20XX-1-1820:41:20

F5 brush is bad!Finally waiting for an update!

It turned out to be the legendary Chun Ge medicine! !Sister Cliff is a soft girl coin player! !Landlord begging to hug my thigh~~~

#34刺客去死去死20XX-1-1820:41:22

Hehe, deserve it, the assassin deserves to die, why doesn’t XXXD cut the assassin

#35ID好难想哦20XX-1-1820:43:02

LS Shunmao, don’t get excited, I have been killed by assassins a few times, but most of them have been killed by me, so I actually sympathize with assassins 23333

LZ must belong to the kind with good operation, generally there are quite few assassins who take jobs alone

#37一叶20XX-1-1820:44:55

Even a small crispy assassin like an assassin can't fight back, how frustrated you are with 34L.

Come and report your ID, I'll take off my clothes and let you kill the assassin for fun.

#39CP大和谐20XX-1-1820:45:20

34L and 37L, why did you suddenly show your affection! !together! ! !

#40桃花花花花花20XX-1-1820:46:20

Together +10086

#41wei20XX-1-1820:46:50

Together + ID number

#62可乐牛奶20XX-1-1820:50:21

Don't digress

I'm so nervous, it's almost nine o'clock, please don't go to sleep

#75九点睡[只看楼主]20XX-1-1820:55:30

It's true that there are not many assassins who take on jobs alone, but because I have no martial art and few relatives and friends, I don't bother to find helpers.

I have always been used to the free state, anyone can form a team (remind me, in the future, if you want to kill people, you have to adjust it to refuse to form a team, otherwise you will be confused if you are suddenly teamed up by the target). The craftsman teamed me up.

Although I didn't know what was going on, I immediately reacted and slipped away.

Then I opened the avatar of this little craftsman and looked at the information.

Instantly blind.

XXXD was still at level 65 at the time. I thought it was an accident that the trumpet at level 50 was an accident, but when I saw her equipment, it was all orange equipment! !

I was dumbfounded at the time.I think my equipment is not bad, but at that time, I only had three pieces of orange equipment.

I typed tremblingly and asked: Which great god are you?

Then CC typed her ID again.

I:……

Me: Why did God save me?

CC: Did I save you?

Me: That... Brother Chun medicine...

CC: ?

Me: You formed a team with me, and then used 【Rejuvenation Golden Pill】

CC was silent for a few minutes, and then said: It seems that the order was wrong.

I:……

Then I added friends with CC.

To be honest, at that time, I didn’t believe that someone could order the wrong team formation at the same time, and then order the wrong Chunge medicine in the mall, and finally order the wrong one for his teammates.

Later, when I gradually became familiar with her, I found that this is all possible.

I think the most important skill of CC is: the mystery of hand sliding.

Ah, it's already nine o'clock, everyone, I'll go to bed first, and I'll update it tomorrow.

#76橙子香喷喷20XX-1-1820:56:33

The girl is actually a cute and local tyrant! !Meng cried! ! !

#77桃花花花花花20XX-1-1820:57:31

Does the girl still lack thigh pendants? ?Please slip! ! !

#82输入法好烂20XX-1-1821:01:31

For the sake of relatives, friends and girls, LZ immediately adds friends with CC and hugs thighs. Is this like GAY?

It's pretty hard to make such a title popular

#85黑色衬衣20XX-1-1821:02:55

I'm the only one who thinks this is a handwritten post with a small account?

#95晾衣服20XX-1-1821:01:31

I searched LZ's information and previous posts:

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I have been registered for more than a year, male, and most of the topics I post are in the strategy section, and I help many people answer assassin-related questions. This is the first time I post in the irrigation area.

It's hard to say whether he is a straight man, but he should not be a writer.

#98铁甲不在20XX-1-1821:03:01

Fuck, isn't this the god of sleep! !

If my daughter-in-law hadn't shown it to me, I wouldn't have known Sleepy God would have posted here!

God of sleep, your assassin skills are not updated yet! !

#99万里江山20XX-1-1821:04:02

I heard that Sleeping God has emotional troubles, so I came here to watch

#100TAOTAO20XX-1-1821:04:12

82L and 85L, you can wash and sleep now.

Sleeping God still needs red?He has so many excellent posts in the strategy area, are you blind and didn't you see?

#101睡神吊炸天20XX-1-1821:05:31

God of sleep! !

I'm sleepy and still need to hold my thigh?Hehe, he himself said that he was only ranked in the top [-] assassins. That was because he had to prepare for the exam some time ago so he didn't play.Was it always in the top three?

#108CP大和谐20XX-1-1821:12:20

82L and 85L, you are also together! ! !

#109输入法好烂20XX-1-1821:12:55

Hehe, the trolls in the strategy area all ran to the irrigation area to bite people.

Do you know that your sleeping god is GAY?

#111TAOTAO20XX-1-1821:13:12

@引入法好吃Whether others are GAY is none of your business, and they won't like you, what the hell are you doing

#115睡神吊炸天20XX-1-1821:15:31

In the past, when a girl was chasing Sleepy God, he said that he was gay. Others came out openly, so why bother?

By the way, who is the CC mentioned by Sleeping God... How come I don't have the impression that there is someone around the boss.

#128黑色衬衣20XX-1-1821:32:55

115L You're slapping your master in the face, and you said you didn't write a hand sticker?

#130铁甲不在20XX-1-1821:34:01

115L Are you really a sleeping fan?The Great God has accounts in five districts...

#145睡神吊炸天20XX-1-1821:45:55

Fuck! 130L sent a private message, please tell me the number of Sleeping God's five districts!

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