I'm GAY, but now I seem to like a girl, what should I do, wait online

Topic: My nephew fell in love early, please help me sisters

#1大白兔[只看楼主]20XX-1-2616:40:50

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I am the little aunt who was tortured by her nephew's puppy love.

#2橙子香喷喷20XX-1-2616:41:50

sofa!

Hahahaha, girl, you are so talented! !

#3满满SAMA20XX-1-2616:42:01

Awesome!There should be no man with a title like this~

#4木子树20XX-1-2616:45:07

How old is your nephew, LZ, puppy love is normal these days.

#5桃花花花花花20XX-1-2616:47:32

Hahahaha, I feel distressed for a second to get into the crowd.

The host please tell us the story of the eight seniors~

#10大白兔[只看楼主]20XX-1-2616:55:50

First of all, I want to sue Mr. S!I still haven't got my delete|post fee!

He said a lot of things about me in a very dark tone, to the effect that revealing his privacy would cause him to be fleshed out, etc...

I weakly asked him: What about what Mr. M wrote?

In the end, he said: I can't control it.

I swear there is definitely a smug element in his tone! !

I really regret that I didn't wait for him to go home and tell him but let him watch it in the company! !It made me unable to watch his expression at that time... [crying] [crying] [crying] This is definitely the second serious mistake in my gossip life! (The first time I got up late this morning)

#11橙子香喷喷20XX-1-2616:57:50

Hey, I really want to see the expression on the senior's face at that time!

Two-way secret love really makes me want to run around every time I think about it!And we are all witnesses to history!

#12桃花花花花花20XX-1-2616:58:32

Hahahaha so my intuition is so accurate, I know Mr. S is a domineering president!

#13ID好难想哦20XX-1-2617:00:00

I never expected that there would be such a magical development after just chasing a gossip post... I am still a little dizzy.

By the way, the landlord, have you ever used Mr. S’s Taobao to buy things?

#17天花乱坠20XX-1-2617:09:03

By the way, I have been excited and have no chance to say it. Thanks to the God of sleep, I finally let us know what the Diemei incident is.

Mr. S is so jealous!

#29大白兔[只看楼主]20XX-1-2618:39:21

It's so hard to pass the days of waiting for Mr. S's return~

13L Are you talking about the cosmetics in Mr. S’s shopping cart mentioned in the Sleeping God post?Hahahaha, it should be mine. For my birthday some time ago, I picked out a bunch of cosmetics and asked him to give them to me~ I have cheated me of so many orange outfits, how can I not let him bleed! (Although it seems that the tie I gave him was also expensive)

Oops, I seem to hear someone open the door, come back to live broadcast later!

#30橙子香喷喷20XX-1-2618:41:28

Sleeping God has also been updated!

Fortunately, we deleted the building quickly, and he didn't notice it at all... I am also worried about the IQ of Sleeping God just like the poster...

I'm going live!

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#1384九点睡[只看楼主]20XX-1-2618:38:20

I thought this weekend was already stupid enough, but I didn't expect... there are even more stupid...

Today I have been mining with dual CC accounts, and then I talked to her, circled around her, and then lay down next to her to rest when I was tired...

Don’t laugh at me, mining is really boring QAQ

In fact, think about an assassin lying on the side with his pillow on his hands basking in the sun, and a little craftsman in a blue skirt next to him is digging hard. The two look at each other and smile. The sky is clear and the breeze is blowing.

However...CC suddenly went online...and pushed me down...

Then... She seemed to be stuck, she walked a few steps, stopped for a while, walked a few more steps and then stopped moving...

And then... she happened to... walked over to my lying head...

The picture changed to me getting under her skirt... and it was frozen for half a minute...

Then she asked, "What are you doing?"

I:……

CC: What color?

What kind of image do I have in her mind! ! ! QAQ]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, I was smiled again by the Sleeping God! !

How can the senior be so bad!I seriously doubt he has a card at all!

#32桃花花花花花20XX-1-2618:41:28

Hahahahahaha, as a sleeping god, I have to give full marks to his stupid cuteness~

So Mr. S is impatient to go to the company to play games?He would still be willing to go home!

#33满满SAMA20XX-1-2618:42:01

Mr. S is full of power!I think it must be black (what the hell)

Looking forward to the landlord coming back and breaking the news for us~~~~

#42大白兔[只看楼主]20XX-1-2620:12:21

I really made a lot of money...Mr. S will take the initiative to cook!It was so delicious that I was about to cry, the great cause of losing weight was ruined!

The point is that compared to his previous facial paralysis, he is actually smiling... laughing... still laughing...

Beautiful man by my side + delicious food, I am really fat tonight without any regrets!

Of course, I didn't come here to show off, so please take back the hands that want to hit me first.While he was in a good mood, of course he had to try his best to gossip, that's right!I finally know how they met!

The following is the scene restored according to Mr. S's confession and my imagination:

The story happened when Mr. S had not yet graduated and Sleepy God had just stepped into school.

At that time, Mr. S was a teaching assistant of a certain professor, and he was substituting for a class. Then our flowery teenager, sleepy, was late, sneaked in from behind, and listened to half of the class seriously.

Mr. S fell in love with him at first sight, and his lust suddenly became aroused. Where did Emma come from such a cute child, she must tease her!So let him get up and answer the question.

Then Sleepy God stood up, with the dull hair on his head swaying in the wind, he opened his eyes wide, and asked a little nervously, "Teacher, is this... Maogai class?"

Mr. S wanted to answer yes, but looking at the mathematical formulas on the blackboard, he couldn't tell the truth, "No."

"Teacher, I'm sorry... I seem to... went to the wrong classroom..."

#43桃花花花花花20XX-1-2620:13:47

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! !How can a mere two live broadcast posts let the prehistoric power in your body vent! !

#44橙子香喷喷20XX-1-2620:14:20

Return my sofa upstairs...cry...

I'm too curious how the host can get Mr. S's words out.

No, I have to ask Sleeping God this question and see what he says.

#49今天天气好晴朗20XX-1-2620:21:56

I guess that's what the host asked.

Host: Where did you first meet? (>_<)

Mr. S: Classroom.

Landlord: Do you go to class together? Σ(⊙▽⊙"a

Mr. S: I went to the wrong classroom.

#50大白兔[只看楼主]20XX-1-2620:25:21

LS, you really understand Mr. S...that's almost the way you ask, I've worked hard already!He was really a teaching assistant in Sleepy God's freshman year two years ago.

Also, he brought back the company laptop directly, and XXXD has been installed by visual inspection, I will see if I can play with Sleeping God tonight~

#65风吹吹风20XX-1-2620:56:28

Landlord read my private message! !Please play with me! !

#66安安20XX-1-2620:58:30

Poor upstairs, www, have you forgotten the setting of Sleep God? Check what time it is now wwww

#108橙子香喷喷20XX-1-2719:33:02

girls!Sleep God is updated today! !Answered my question yesterday! ! !I feel that Mr. S has been stripped to the bottom of his pants. 23333

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#1403九点睡[只看楼主]20XX-1-2719:30:20

Why does it feel like everyone is only interested in seniors... At least half of the replies are from seniors.

I have already said that what I like now is CC, why don't you cooperate a little bit.

Well, since you are so curious, let me satisfy you first~

TO Chengzi: It’s stupid to meet a senior for the first time, but I’m not stupid hahahahaha~

We were preparing for class that day, when suddenly the senior came in, put the textbook on the desk, and then started to play the PPT, and then waited for the PPT to open, everyone was dumbfounded when they saw the title of the courseware above, and my deskmate said, "Teacher Did you go to the wrong classroom?"

I don’t know if it’s because my deskmate is too hidden, or I’m too conspicuous sitting in the first row. The senior stepped off the podium, stared at me with indifference and said, “What class do you have?”

The senior was wearing a white shirt and stood in front of me very handsomely, looking down at me like this.At that time, I was still a young man, so I, who was timid in the third dimension, only answered softly.

In the end, he didn't hear clearly, so he actually lowered his head and asked me again, his voice was so low that it sounded so good that it could make people pregnant: "What?"

My deskmate finally couldn't stand it, and replied loudly, "Teacher, we are going to teach military theory!"

He glanced at my deskmate, then turned around, collected his things, and left.

The whole process was expressionless, and his steps were not chaotic when he left, as if the person who walked into the wrong classroom was not him at all.

Since then, he has become my male god. 】

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