I'm GAY, but now I seem to like a girl, what should I do, wait online

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#452大白兔[只看楼主]20XX-1-3122:11:11

Finally climbed up... Tell everyone with tears in my eyes, something extraordinary happened tonight!

My whole body is going to be bad.

It’s like this, today I was craving Mr. S’s food again, so I sent a message to ask him to come back to cook, and he said that he and Sleepy God would not come back to eat at night.

I thought they were going to work overtime, but I didn't expect Sleeping God to send me a message, saying that he invited Mr. S and me to dinner to express his gratitude for being taken in.

I originally wanted not to disturb their two-person world, but after thinking about it, the house belongs to me, and Mr. S is the one who makes money. I am confident again, so I immediately agreed, and I showed off to Mr. S by the way, and I got a "hehe "Two words TT

When we arrived at the dining room, at the table for four, Mr. S and God of Sleep were sitting face to face, but God of Sleep moved in when he saw me, so that Mr. S and I were sitting opposite each other, and God of Sleep was sitting next to me.

Seeing Mr. S's face darken all of a sudden, I'm still quite happy hahaha.

We chose a barbecue buffet. Mr. S is in charge of the barbecue with an iron clip in his hand, in charge of the overall situation.

Sleepy God and I sat in rows ⊙▽⊙ and watched him perform.

Then he lived up to expectations. After each roast, for example, ten slices of meat, give him five slices, two slices for me, and three slices for himself.

Fortunately, Sleeping God is a good boy, he can't see it, and he will give me a few pieces.

Sleepy God behaved normally today, if it wasn't for the post last night, I would have thought that he was just a little absent-minded during the conversation last night.

Then for some reason, Sleeping God suddenly mentioned XXXD.

Sleeping God: "We have to eat fast, and we have to go back to play games at night, by the way, do you play XXXD?"

Mr. S and I were silent for a while.

Then Mr. S said in a deep voice, "Play."

I don't know if Sleeping God is too good at acting, his eyes are round, a little surprised, "Ah, so the seniors also play."

I looked at Mr. S nervously, thinking that he should confess next, right?

So I hurriedly said that I was going to the bathroom, you guys chat slowly.

As a result, when I came back, they were still eating, and even finished a plate of fat beef I ordered!

But nothing seems to happen!

I gave Mr. S a wink, and he just shook his head slightly at me.

Still cowardly!I glared at him contemptuously.

It was already 08:30 when we got home, and then the god of sleep suddenly pulled me quietly to the small balcony.

Then handed me a small gift bag.

Me: "What is this?"

Sleeping God seemed a little at a loss, and he hesitated for a long time before saying, "... rent."

I just remembered that my setting is a roommate who shares the room with Mr. S.In this way, it is quite normal for him to lend me a small gift, Mr. S should have one too.I accepted the gift with such a mentality.

Sleeping God saw that I accepted it, and finally heaved a sigh of relief, checked the time, and hurried to take a shower.

I took the gift bag into the room, and finally found that the LOGO on the bag looked familiar...

Open it and see, isn't this the same brand of cosmetics Mr. S bought for me before? ! ! !

——Sleeping God said he would give CC cosmetics, why did he give them to me? ? ? ? ?

I was in a state of bewilderment.It took me a long time to remember and called Mr. S to talk about it.

In the end, the way he looked at me was so scary! ! !

Me: "Go and tell the truth, don't drag me into the water, I didn't go to eat on purpose!! I never misled him!! So why would he treat me as a CC!"

Mr. S: "It's nine o'clock."

Me: "Damn it, why would someone fall asleep at nine o'clock!! So what to do!!!"

Mr. S: "Hehe."

I'm so tired... I want to be quiet...

#453橙子香喷喷20XX-1-3122:14:10

Sleeping God is so stupid that he has reached a new level of human beings...so how did he misunderstand?

#458桃花花花花花20XX-1-3121:20:09

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, although the poster was hurt ten thousand points by Mr. S’s King’s Contempt.jpg, I still couldn’t help laughing hahahahaha! !

A really good aunt, dare to face the bleak black pot, dare to face the knife-like eyes [Candle]

#462ID好难想哦20XX-1-3121:29:33

Hug the landlord who is lying on the gun.

Sleeping God's brain circuit is really different from that of ordinary people. I think we can only know the truth when Sleeping God updates his post tomorrow.

I just don’t know if Mr. S can wait? [Smile]

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#483橙子香喷喷20XX-2-112:12:12

I think... I don't have the face to watch Sleeping God's update... What a shame!

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#1853九点睡[只看楼主]20XX-2-112:08:11

I sneaked to the computer to update at noon, and I was scared to see so many replies from you.

I really didn't mean to whet your appetite, it's really... Hehehe, I found CC! !

Are you startled?

The world is so small, I never dreamed that CC is by my side.

But she probably doesn't know that I know she is CC.

My house was flooded two days ago, so I stayed at the senior's house.You should still remember that there is a roommate in the senior's house, right?At that time, I misunderstood their relationship, but later I found out that they were indeed roommates when I moved into the senior's house.

That's right, if you are so smart, you must have guessed it, the roommate girl is CC!

Ah, the takeaway is here~ I'll go eat first. 】

#485wei20XX-2-112:15:41

Yes, I don't know what to reply to except the ellipsis...

#488桃花花花花花20XX-2-112:18:41

Hahahahaha what a shame! !I must go to the next floor and ask him how he found it! !

#499天花乱坠20XX-2-112:41:00

Although Sleeping God is really stupid, why do I still think what he said is quite reasonable?

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#1892九点睡[只看楼主]20XX-2-112:39:13

Your reaction...is quite strange, why are you only queuing up to type an ellipsis, shouldn't it be an exclamation point?

Don't tell me you guessed it before me... I don't believe it.

By the way, why are you all worried that I will be caught by the seniors?This is lunch break, I usually go to sleep, today I was too happy to sleep, so I secretly came up to report the situation to you.

Besides, as soon as the senior came to the company today, he was called to a meeting by the big boss, and he hasn't come out yet, it seems that he hasn't even eaten lunch yet.But I already bought it for him when I ordered takeaway, so don't worry. ——So I realize that you care more about your seniors than me?Good looking is good QAQ

Well, I know you all want to know how I found out that my roommate's girl is from CC. Actually, I want to say, if I'm not too stupid, I should have found out a long time ago.

The answer is six words: remote login reminder!

When I registered for CC before, there would always be a prompt to log in from another place, but I didn't pay attention at the time.But that day at the senior's house, I double-opened my account and CC's account at the same time, and found that the IP of CC's last login was the same as my current IP! !

I suddenly remembered that when I went out to pour water one day, I heard the BGM of XXXD in the room of my roommate and sister!

And her makeup bag in the bathroom... It's the set of cosmetics bought in the CC shopping cart!When I placed the order a few days ago, I searched. The set she bought was a limited edition, and it is not sold anymore.

I thought about it all night, and yesterday I made up my mind to ask her out for dinner, and it turned out that she also plays XXXD, and she is in the same district as me—this can’t be a coincidence, can it? ! !

It just so happened that the cosmetics I ordered arrived yesterday, so I pretended to be renting them and gave them to her.

Am I very witty?

Alas, but I am a little worried now, how can I tell CC that I am the assassin?Will she be angry?

I beg you all to give me some advice! 】

#500ID好难想哦20XX-2-112:43:02

[laughing cry][laughing cry][laughing cry] Oh, I really hurt my stomach from laughing hahahahahaha sleepy god stupid cute MMMMMAX

I can't imagine the expression on the senior's face when he sees this post [Candle]

#501满满SAMA20XX-2-112:45:02

Sleepy God's reasoning is very reasonable, but why can't he remember that CC told him that he is a man the day before! !

And when they ate that day, the senior gave him so much meat, but he completely ignored the senior in his narration...

Senior, can you bear it? !I can't bear it, I must treat the sleepy little fairy first like this, then like that! ! !

The author has something to say:

Lost the vest or something, with the IQ of the sleepy god...