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In the library, Gu Xiaoxi's QQ chat group was buzzing, and she or "he" was wearing earphones to concentrate on chatting and writing with book fans.

Reader: "Huang Yuda, when will you let Bai Lianhua and Huahua be together?"

Gu Xiaoxi: "We will be together by fate, so please look forward to it!" Is Huahua the person in the article?how could I know! ---From the yellow croaker client

Reader: "Big Daddy, when will Bai Lianhua get pregnant?"

Gu Xiaoxi: "Uh, he's a man..." How can a man be pregnant!you tell me! ---From the yellow croaker client

Reader: "He's had another miscarriage!!!!!!"

Gu Xiaoxi: "..." Fall!When did he get pregnant! ----From Yellow Fish Client

Reader: "Big Daddy, who is that man in black? Is he the hero!"

Gu Xiaoxi: "Everything will be revealed in the article, welcome to watch" Hehehe, that is cannon fodder. -----From the yellow croaker client

Reader: "Da, who is the man in white that night? Is it the missing father of the hero?"

Gu Xiaoxi: "Welcome, please look forward to it. The article will be revealed." Hahaha, the readers' brains are really big!That is Aunt Wang, the nanny. When did Aunt Wang become a mysterious person? ----From Yellow Fish Client

Reader: "Author, what happened to the wretched man who secretly kissed the male lead in the toilet..."

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Gu Xiaoxi is an author, and he is a mysterious person on the Internet. His pen name is Jiujiang Huangyu.It is famous for its weird and mature writing style, novel scenes and cheating ending.Coupled with guaranteed updates, daily updates are 3000, monthly updates are 100000, updates are added frequently, and benefits are added to readers from time to time, which is deeply loved by readers.He is a good person in the eyes of readers!

But in reality, Gu Xiaoxi is a third-year student at School A, and he is a "female" in terms of gender, but he is actually a bisexual person. Gu Xiaoxi's parents feel that they owe this "daughter" to themselves? "son"?When registering for household registration, they registered him as a girl. They thought that a girl's family would suffer less social pressure, and they wanted to compensate the child.

Because Gu Xiaoxi's social status is female, he has held hands with girls and taken naps since kindergarten.

Until he ate all the loli tofu and grew up, suddenly!He found that he was different from other girls, his sex signs were one more than others... bug? !

From then on, Gu Xiaoxi knew that his body was a little different from normal people, but his parents' bottomless doting made him grow into a... a budding... wild man.

So when he wanted to change the gender of the household registration book from "female" to "male" when he grew up,

Gu Xiaoxi pretended to cry: "Hey, I want to be a boy, don't wear women's clothes..."

Gu's mother is kind: "...I have been a girl for 18 years, and I can't suddenly become a boy. What do my neighbors think?" Gu's mother still doesn't want to change cities and jobs...

Gu Xiaoxi: "..."...Uh, I'm used to it, and I don't want to leave the place where I grew up.

Brother Gu had no choice but to say, "Hey,...don't make trouble," it's such a headache to have a sister who wants to be a boy!

Gu Xiaoxi: "..." Well, my brother doesn't know that he is a bisexual.

Gu's father made a mocking face: "...hehehe" Listen to your mother, don't make trouble!Hidden poking, I just want a daughter.

Gu Xiaoxi: "..." A father with a sarcastic face is so embarrassing, Gu Xiaoxi has been completely diverted from his target.

In June, there are still 6 days before the holiday.

A School Academic Affairs Management Office

"Ms. He, Mr. He, please help me see if there is any spare dormitory," a tall, thin girl with short ponytail pleaded coquettishly in front of the desk.

This girl is 7 to 10 centimeters taller than other girls, about 175cm, which is not much higher than boys, but her skin is much darker than other girls.

Teacher He: "Cao Anchang, it's not that the teacher doesn't help you, but that your application is really late. You said..."

Teacher He raised his head and glanced at Cao Anchang standing in front of his desk.

Teacher He lowered his head again and said, "You said you have been in this school for a year, why are you still so careless?"

Teacher He glanced at Cao Anchang with hatred, and Cao Anchang bowed his head in guilt, not knowing how to answer this middle-aged female teacher who had always taken good care of him.It can't be said that he is actually a man, not a girl when he was registered, and he still came to avoid school in A school.

Although he has lived in the girls' dormitory for a year and a half.Cao An often thought about it, and complained silently in his heart.

Cao Anchang wouldn't be so stupid, he told the truth himself, and attracted his elder brother's gang to hunt him down.

Teacher He: "How long have you been here?"

Teacher He raised his head, saw that Cao Anchang didn't respond, and shouted, "Heimei!"

Cao Anchang was a little aggrieved when he heard the word Heimei, and said, "Mr. He, I'm not called Heimei...".

Teacher He didn't listen, and said to himself: "How long have you been in this school? It's been a year, and you still don't understand the rules of the school!"

Cao Anchang: "...a year and a half"

Cao Anchang said in a low voice, not daring to refute the fierce Teacher He of the Academic Affairs Office, otherwise there would be no news about his dormitory.

Teacher He: "So it wasn't a year. It seems that I remembered it wrong. It's been a year and a half. Don't you know how to apply in advance if you want to stay in school during the summer? Black girl, I think your IQ is gone..."

Teacher He looked at the Chinese exchange student who came back from abroad with sympathy.

Cao Anchang: "I'm not called Heimei, I'm Cao Anchang. Besides, I don't know that domestic schools have to submit applications for summer stays, and they will be re-arranged together. In foreign countries, they live directly in their dormitories for several years."

Cao Anchang first whispered and then looked at Mr. He pitifully.

Teacher He: "You are also the reason, but I really don't have a dormitory for you here. Your original dormitory will be sealed up and redecorated during the summer. What are you going to do? You can't go home."

Teacher He was distressed, and she stopped what she was doing.

In fact, this girl named Cao Anchang came back from an exchange abroad last year, and she has no relatives in China.Although he is Chinese, he grew up abroad, and his Chinese level is only good enough for normal communication.In addition, I am also very lovable, if she is left alone in the country, the school will not make arrangements...

After thinking about it, Mr. He decided to arrange a place for her to live. After all, it represents foreign universities and should not leave a bad influence on them.It might even affect your own future.

Teacher He was a little hesitant, and said, "Why don't you live in my house?".

Cao Anchang shook his head, and quickly refused: "No, no, it's still not possible..."

Just kidding, if I live in your house, will I still be free?

Teacher He breathed a sigh of relief. In fact, she didn't want an outsider to live in her home.

Teacher He: "Then let me help you rent a house outside?" The school will reimburse the accommodation expenses.

Cao Anchang still shook his head and said, "No, no, that will cost you money."

Cao Anchang thought about it and still refused. If he lived outside, he would let his elder brother find him in no time.

Living in the school, at least no one thought that he would pretend to be a girl without integrity, and even mix in the girls' dormitory.

Spoon Spoon is a great idea, and you can still see the informal side of girls every day.Thinking of the girls' dormitory, Cao An, who is honest and unrestrained, often thanked his friends in his heart, and was very happy in his heart.

Cao Anchang completely ignored that the unscrupulous idea of ​​pretending to be a girl and living in the girls' dormitory was actually his own idea, and he blamed all this on his friends who were not by his side.

Teacher He pondered and said, "Then...".

"..." Cao Anchang looked at her pitifully.

Teacher He was startled, suddenly realized, and said: "Hey..., I remembered, our school has a small private building on the road near the School of Film and Television. , I just don’t know if anyone lives there now?”.

Cao Anchang: "..."

Cao Anchang didn't dare to disturb her.It is pitiful to think that the third young master of his dignified underworld family has fallen into such a situation.

Teacher He: "That small building also belongs to the school's property. Usually no one mentions it, and it was almost forgotten."

Teacher He smiled at Cao Anchang, his expression was full of middle-aged love for his son.Teachers in Huaguo, especially middle-aged women, always have maternal feelings, and they can't help but want to be nice to their students.

Cao Anchang: "....",

Cao An was often seen so numb all over that he almost had goosebumps.The women of Huaguo are terrible.

Teacher He: "Well, I'll write a note for you as a proof, and you go there. If there is someone living there, you live with him. If there is no one, hey, just right, you live alone!"

Teacher He rummaged through the box under his desk for a long time and found a small bag full of dust.He took a key out of his pouch and handed it to him.

Cao Anchang stepped forward and took the key from Teacher He. After thinking about it, although the teacher was long-winded, he still helped him a lot.

Cao Anchang rolled his eyes and had an idea.He bent down and faced Mr. He with an expression full of emotion.

Cao Anchang: "Teacher He, you are such a good person! I am lucky to have you take care of me in school A..."

Before the words were finished, Cao Anchang was almost vomited out by himself.His integrity has lost a lot.The bottom line has dropped again.

But isn’t there a Chinese saying that goes, “If there is something to do, Zhong Wuyan, and if there is nothing to do, summer welcomes spring”?

Cao An often thought of this sentence in his mind, but he always felt that something was wrong.But in the next second, Cao Anchang put the strange feeling brought by this sentence behind him.

Teacher He: "Ahahaha, you are too polite. Helping students is what our teachers should do." After listening to Cao Anchang's words, Teacher He could not close his mouth from ear to ear. .

Cao Anchang: "Hey hey...."

You're welcome, will you treat me better than everyone else?

Compared with those who also came to school A as an exchange student, Cao Anchang's invisible treatment can be regarded as the best. If there are any benefits and news, these school management people will always tell him the first time.

"....."

The two were polite to each other for a while, and Cao Anchang, a pseudo-exchange student returning from abroad, took the key to his future residence.

After a while, a young man in a black windbreaker came to the office of the Academic Affairs Office with his bag.He took away the same key as Cao Anchang.

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