my posture is always wrong

There was no one in the house.

Cao Anchang took out the key and opened it. The inside of the house was pitch black, but all kinds of neatly arranged furniture and objects could be vaguely seen. Cao Anchang was a little disappointed. It seemed that there were still people living here.

"Meow!" The kitten yelled suddenly, stood up from Du Cun's arms vigorously, jumped down suddenly, and walked straight to his job by the sofa.

Du Cun: "Hey... cat, what are you doing?" Du Cun called out

Cao Anchang leaned against the wall and fumbled for a long time to turn on the light. He happened to see the kitten's tail loose behind the sofa, and he couldn't see the other side.

Du Cun: "...so I was looking for something to eat, but there is no food in it, where is the food?"

Du Cun followed the kitten's footsteps to the sofa, sat down and watched the kitten meowing around the empty pink bowl, feeling distressed.

Du Cun: "Yo! There's a kitchen here!"

Du Cun turned around to see the kitchen and said in surprise, he took a bottle of room temperature milk from the refrigerator and poured it into the kitten's bowl.

Turning around, I saw a row of six red and big apples that had been washed in the refrigerator. Thinking that I didn't eat all day today, I was so hungry that I panicked.

Du Cun shouted: "Heimei~, there are apples in the refrigerator, I'm so hungry~"

Cao Anchang: "..." Isn't this just wanting to eat an apple, but afraid of blaming his future roommate?So ask for his opinion.

Cao An often rubs his belly, he is very hungry!

There didn't seem to be any places selling food around, and I didn't bring any food with me.So he went to the kitchen cheekily, drove Du Cun back to the living room, took two apples by himself, washed and handed one to Du Cun.

Du Cun: "Isn't that good? The master hasn't come back yet, so we took it without consent?"

Du Cun was holding a big apple in his hand, and asked meanly, but he never put the apple down.He just asked, still want to eat.

Cao Anchang said calmly: "It's okay, when he comes back, I'll talk to him, buy it and pay him back in a few days!"

After thinking about it, Du Cun couldn't let Du Cun eat apples with confidence, so Cao Anchang said, "Let it go if you have the ability. If you don't eat it, I'll eat it. One is not enough for you... What this girl eats just doesn't need to be washed. gone."

Then he said cheekily: "Besides, we are going to be roommates, an apple is nothing."

"Meow meow meow! Meow meow meow!" The kitten ate the milk in the bowl and agreed.The little beard dipped in white milk also shakes his head, which is really cute.

"!!!!!!" Du Cun was deeply amazed by Cao Anchang's thick skin.And I feel sad for my friend selection criteria, of course!back!Eat the apple in your hand one bite at a time!

After a while, Du Cun felt unsatisfactory, so he went to the kitchen to get another one!Anyway, Cao An often pays back!

Cao Anchang: "..."

..........

The two of them wiped out all the apples in the refrigerator one by one.

When Cao Anchang ate all the apples in his hands, leaving only a dry apple core, he lay comfortably on the sofa with his stomach in his hands, and his mouth was full of the smell of apples.

"Hic!" Cao Anchang hiccupped, looked at Du Cun who was still eating apples intently, and really didn't want to speak.

He was thinking about how he would shyly explain to his new roommate when he came back that the Big Apple was missing from his fridge.Maybe leave a note on the fridge?

At this moment, there was movement outside the door.

Cao Anchang was surprised. He thought about explaining the Apple matter to his new roommate, but he never thought that he would explain it now!

What should we do about the fact that the owner of the apple found that his apple had been eaten by a stranger as soon as he came back?

"!!!!!!"

Cao Anchang suddenly looked at Du Cun, who still had more than half an apple left in his hand. Du Cun still had a piece of apple in his mouth, and he was obviously surprised that someone came.

"The owner came back so soon?!" Cao Anchang asked.

"I don't know? What about Apple?!" Du Cun looked at Cao Anchang pitifully.

The two made eye contact, and before Cao Anchang could come up with an explanation, the door opened.

A ruthless man in a black windbreaker and all black walked in.

The two glanced at each other, and Du Cun subconsciously hid the unfinished half of the apple in his hands.

Cao Anchang saw that the person who came in was a man in black clothes, and the man looked taciturn and difficult to speak, so he subconsciously thought that this person was the owner of the house.

He originally planned to give the homeowner a good impression before he found out that all the apples in the refrigerator were eaten, so that he could explain it when he was found out. After all, it is not good to secretly eat the apples of his future roommate.

Cao Anchang still felt a little ashamed.

Cao Anchang: "You... hello! I'm your new roommate. It's Mr. He from the Academic Affairs Office..."

Cao Anchang stood up.Trying to use yourself to be gentle and dark?Make an excellent first impression on your future roommate with your good looks.And decided not to mention the fact that I ate an apple in someone's refrigerator!

However... No matter how great a hero is, he can't change the fact that he has a pig teammate.

Du Cun: "I...I definitely didn't steal the apples in your refrigerator!"

When Du Cun saw the person coming, he was shocked by the serious expression of the other person, and he was nervous before being asked.

"Introduced..."

"Shao came..."

"Come..."

"of….."

"..."

Before Cao An could finish his usual words, he was stunned by Du Cun's IQ!

My friend is an idiot! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !I really want to hack him to death!

One day, a question appeared on Tianya.

"Quick question!! What if I suddenly found out that my only friend in China is an idiot! What! What to do! I really want to hack him to death, will I break the law! Will I be detained! The sentence will be several months!"

………….

Gu Ting: "...I seem to know something!!"

For the summer military training of the three schools, he came early to prepare, and he is also the new Major General Gu Ting.

My name is Cao Anchang, male, nicknamed black girl? (I bah!), from The Sopranos! (Handsome!) I obeyed the words of Zhuma Zhuma Shaoshao and pretended to be a girl and came to Huaguo A School to avoid the pursuit of the big brother of the family. (Actually not!) After lurking in the girls' dormitory of A School for a year and a half, I encountered a problem ?After seeing all the beauties, I decided to exercise myself to resist them?The ability to continue to pretend, because I received the news that my elder brother has come to Huaguo.So I asked the middle-aged woman in the Academic Affairs Office?Teacher He arranged a safe dormitory for me. Seeing my handsome posture, Teacher He arranged for me an empty dormitory?Everything is quiet?good place to go.

This is a small building in a remote place. During this period, my friend and I found a kitten that loves to drink milk (what can a kitten that is a few weeks old not eat milk?) and ate a few big red and big apples. This apple is so sweet!Sweet to my heart.but!

Here comes the turning point! ! !

My gay friend is an idiot, he even broke it when I was trying to impress my new roommate!wear!up!I!How could such a handsome person like me steal it?Steal it?Steal?eat?Well, I just ate it, what can you do to me! (Beware of the small and arrogant Hei Anchang)

Cao Anchang: "...Why did God give me such a pig teammate..."

Cao Anchang turned his head away, muttering softly. .....Do I want to leave a black history of stealing other people's apples forever

Gu Ting: "..."

Hearing all this in his ears, Gu Ting's hearing is too good.

Cao Anchang: "Hi, I'm your new roommate, my name is Cao Anchang, also called Hei..."

Cao Anchang approached with a smile, a little flattering in his smile," when he said the word "black girl", Cao Anchang paused and continued.

"This is my friend, named Du Cun. He is here to help me with things, and he will go back later..."

Cao Anchang pulled his friend to introduce to Gu Ting, since Cao Anchang and Du Cun just ate the apples in the refrigerator, there was a little unknown shallow guilt in their expressions.

Gu Ting: "...Gu Ting"

The young man in a black windbreaker had a cold face and was reticent. He introduced himself after leaving only two words.His eyeballs are extremely black, like black pearls hidden in the deep sea.It was as if everything was under his control.Nothing escaped his grasp.

Cao Anchang was a little embarrassed, and said: "Haha, Gu Ting, hello, hello, I will be your new roommate from now on!"

"........."

The scene was cold and silent.

After a while, Cao Anchang, who had adjusted his gaze to that of a pure young man, glanced at Gu Ting.

Cao Anchang: "...Do you want to eat apples? The apples you bought in the refrigerator are delicious. I don't know where you bought them. You are so discerning!" Forgot to eat all the apples in the refrigerator Cao Anchang.

"You bought it!"

Gu Ting grasped the key words in an instant.It seems that they thought they were the masters of the house? !

Gu Ting looked at the half apple core hidden in Du Cun's hand, his eyes were suddenly full of understanding, but the corner of his mouth slightly raised an arc that no one could notice.

He looked at the strange, dark and thin girl with a short ponytail in front of him.

Gu Ting did not remind her that he is not the owner of the house.On the contrary, he returned with a somewhat profound and succinct attitude:

"Need not!"

No one stipulates that they must remind others, right?After all, Gu Ting, who had a bad taste, carried his small suitcase and went upstairs very naturally.

Need not?Do you mind?Is this to forgive myself for stealing his apple? !

Cao Anchang pondered in his heart.Cao Anchang happily decided on the latter.

Watching Gu Ting go upstairs, Cao Anchang turned his head to face Du Cun viciously in a blink of an eye.

Cao Anchang: "You still don't leave!"

Cao An Changjie!decision!After experiencing Apple's "crisis" and getting forgiveness from the owner, he turned his face and wanted to drive away his good buddies.

Du Village: "..."

Du Cun pretended to beg, "Heimei... it's so late... just let me stay here for one night. Your roommates are back. Even if he is a relative of the principal, he won't drive me away."

Du Cun whispered, his eyes drifted upstairs, which was where Gu Ting had just gone up.

Gu

Ting only brought a small suitcase, and he went upstairs very naturally, which is why Cao Anchang did not suspect that Gu Ting was not the owner of the house.

Cao Anchang: "No way!"

Cao Anchang came back viciously, ignoring his friend's crying and unbelievable appearance, as if he was accusing Cao Anchang of being a ruthless, ruthless scumbag.

Du Cun: "Okay, then I'll go back,"

Du Cun put away his acting skills with regret, and Cao Anchang, a teahouse whose Chinese is not good, said calmly: "I didn't expect you to be so chaste! Lie! Usually you can't tell it at all."

"Zhen Lie!"

A thunder strikes!Cao An, who was disguised as a girl, was often struck by lightning without even a trace of black ashes remaining.

Cao Anchang, who has lived for more than twenty years, never expected that he would be praised by a man!

Fuck your sister's Jeongyeol!

"Ooooooooo"

Cao Anchang beat Du Cun violently, and then was amused by Du Cun's exaggerated acting skills.

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I heard that there will be three shifts on the first day! (￣▽￣)~*