NPCs are my food reserves

'BOM'

After a loud bang, Xi Xuegui raised his bloody hands and looked at the sphere exuding divine light in front of him.

After the violent impact, this strange ball that suddenly appeared in front of his eyes was fluttering up and down, and he clicked his tongue in a humane way: "How fat, how did this happen. It's a pity that he died in a car accident at a young age." That’s right. However, it’s a good thing you met me, which can save your untimely death, because I am—the famous helpful system 001!”

Xi Xuegui brushed her long hair, combed it back gently, and looked at the ball silently.

Yuanqiu talked endlessly: "Young man, look at you, you are only in your twenties, tsk tsk tsk, how young you are, but a sudden accident easily took your precious life away, this What a pity. However, if you are willing to make a contract with me, then you will gain eternal life, countless glory and wealth, and even go back in time, avoid car accidents, marry Bai Fumei and reach the pinnacle of life! Young man , what do you think!"

On a quiet alley in the middle of the night, inside a truck with a severely damaged front, the driver was completely breathless.After being knocked into the semi-dented off-road vehicle, the young man looked indifferently.

"That's it?"

Ball: "???"

Under the strong impact, the young man's face was bloody and bloody, Yuanqiu couldn't see his expression, but he could see a trace of disdain in those brown-gold pupils.

This made the round ball feel strongly unbelievable.

After hundreds of years of practice, is there really someone who can treat life and death so indifferently and so disdainfully?

The young man raised his head, and for some reason, his pink lips became more vivid.

And the ball's gaze unconsciously looked at the young man's golden-brown eyeball, which was like a yellow diamond placed on black velvet, deep and translucent, making him indulge in it unconsciously.

The young man bent his mouth.

Yuanqiu looked at the young man's pupils, and Yuanyuan's body unconsciously got closer and closer, and just as he was about to stick to the young man's face, a thunderous voice rang in his mind.

"001, it has been observed that you have fallen into a dizzy state, do you need rescue?"

Yuanqiu suddenly came back to his senses, and his round body shot away at once. If he had a mouth at this time, it would definitely open wide.

He looked vigilantly at the human youth in front of him who actually made him fall into a dizzy state, but found that the youth now had a visible difference from the one he saw at the beginning.

When he first saw the young man, the young man was hit by an out-of-control truck, and he was about to lose his vital signs and return to the west. Why now, his face was intact, with patches of blood on his face , the ball clearly saw that the youth's white skin was as smooth and delicate as ceramics, and the lips were as delicate and soft as roses with morning dewdrops.

The ball rushed out of the window in fright, and kept searching the database in his heart, comparing it with human data, and then screamed: My God! ! !Is this still human? ! ! !

Within a few seconds, the ball that searched through the entire database fell silent.

He looked at the young man in the car and shook his body: "That... there is an old saying that is good, if life is just like seeing it for the first time..."

Before he finished speaking, the young man pushed open the car door and came out.

Looking at the heavy car door that fell to the ground with a bang, Yuanqiu trembled even more cheerfully.

It trembled slightly and firmly finished the sentence: "Otherwise, you will pretend that I have never seen me!"

Hearing this, the young man laughed, and the blood stained his face like a flower: "No, I suddenly felt that signing the contract might be very interesting."

When 001 heard this, the data ran up and down chaotically. Finally, it looked at the iron-like hand on its body, and humbled its round head.

"Okay, I promise to sign a contract with you, but you have to let go first."

The young man smiled and said, "No, I don't want to sign a contract with you."

Yuanqiu's tense body: "Could it be...Could it be??!!"

The young man nodded, his eyes warm: "Yes, that's right."

***

Half an hour later, 002 saw 001 dejectedly leading a handsome young man into a building.

It floated over curiously: "001, is this your new contractor? It looks great!"

Unexpectedly, 001 glanced at it listlessly, and the whole sphere revealed an aura of unloveliness, and even the brilliant brilliance in the past was dimmed a lot.

002 couldn't figure it out, only saw 001 silently leading the young man towards the main god's office.

Waiting for 001 to stop at the door of an ordinary office with the young man, he said: "Our boss is inside, if you really want to, go in by yourself."

One second before the young man pushed open the office door, 001 suddenly flew in front of him and asked hesitantly, "That... what species are you?"

Looking at the ball in front of him, the young man smiled and said: "I thought that before signing the contract with the contractor, you would know about his life, his three views and his identity in advance."

Yuanqiu said shyly: "...We have recently conducted a business assessment, so how can we do this?"

Youth: "Oh, good luck then."

After finishing speaking, the young man opened the door and walked in, leaving a ball outside the door thinking: Hey, shouldn't it be me wishing you good luck?

When the young man walked into the office, he was a little surprised. He thought he would see some scenes from science fiction movies, but the scenes he expected to see were ordinary.

A man with an ordinary face sat behind an ordinary desk, holding an ordinary pen in his hand and signing ordinary documents.When the man saw someone walking into the office, he looked at the visitor with a pair of eyes as wide and deep as the earth. After a while, he smiled.

"I never thought that I would be lucky enough to meet the last vampire in the world. Hello, Mr. Vampire." He nodded towards the young man.

The young man who was called the last vampire in the world spoke calmly as usual.

"Hello, Mr. Lord God."

"No, no, no, what kind of god am I? I'm just an ordinary person who maintains the order of the three thousand worlds among all living beings." The man didn't seem to agree with the young man's address to him.

Hearing this, the young man asked, "Then what's your name?"

The man was a little stuck: "Huh?"

Youth: "If I don't call you Master God, what should I call you?"

The man thought for a while: "Well... Maybe you can call me the boss. If my prediction is correct, you will become the best employee under my command."

Hearing this, the young man nodded noncommittally and opened his mouth without hesitation: "Boss."

As soon as the young man's voice fell to the ground, the man took out a contract from the sky like a magic trick: "Okay, since you called me boss, then let's sign the contract."

The young man looked at the pen and documents that were quickly stuffed into his hands, and said speechlessly: "Do you also have a business inspection?"

Hearing this, the man's smile remained unchanged: "How come, I'm the boss, how could the boss have a business assessment."

After a while, after looking through the contract to make sure there were no loopholes, the young man solemnly signed his name on the contract——Zhuan Jia.

After signing the contract, the contract suddenly turned into a ball of golden light, split into two parts, one part poured into Zhuan Jia's body, and the other poured into the man's body.

"Okay." Seeing that the contract was successfully signed, the man smiled happily, "Let's talk about your next job. You can first talk about your plans and wishes for the future."

Zhuan Jia said: "My last job was a successful life coaching expert. I have been in the industry for 20 years. But in the process of practicing, I found that many human beings are not lost by the opponent's hands, but by myself. They can always combine stupidity and innocence perfectly, and disgusting ugliness and laziness are not worth mentioning in them. This feeling is really terrible for me."

"Oh, let me do a search... My dear, why do 80.00% of the humans rate your work with one star?" the Lord God asked, holding his head.

"Because they don't realize their own problems, but they think I have problems." Zhuan Jia said with a smile.

Looking at the many one-star rated content, the main god's eyes swept over them one by one.

"Ah, what kind of expert, I think it is a brick expert."

"That's right, it doesn't hurt my back to stand up and talk. I haven't gone out to work for several years, but I want to get a divorce. He actually suggested that I go out and find a job to support myself first. I just want to find a better lawyer. Those lawyers don't Everyone is so rich, what's wrong with helping me fight a lawsuit for free?"

"Me too! My husband doesn't know if he's going to be promoted at work recently, so he's under a lot of pressure, but what's the matter with the man doing it, we can rest for a few days. But this expert actually advised me to divorce. It's weird Why should I get a divorce?! He also said that if I don’t divorce, my husband will beat me to death, and my child will either become a violent maniac or a wimp, how can anyone curse others like that when I’m so mad.”

"What's wrong with me relying on my wife to start a family, but is it my ability to make such a big business? And my wife is ugly after giving birth to a child, she is not good-looking, and her speech is not good. My husband He still looked down on me and said I was ungrateful. Then what happened to me raising a lover outside?"

…………

After browsing through the comments, the main god suddenly had a flash of inspiration. He looked at the vampire in front of him: "Perhaps, I have a system here that is very suitable for you."

"Oh? What system?"

"Life mentor system!" The main god's eyes lit up, "This is a system I tailor-made for you."

He stood up excitedly: "This system can help those humans who have gone astray to return to the Avenue of Glory. Based on the comments I just saw, I found that most of the humans who gave you a one-star review are mysteries and stubborn opinions So, we start with the children, they are still young and their minds are not yet mature, and it is precisely people like you who are needed to guide them, help them, and bring them back to glory!"

作者有话要说：好困，我终于写完了，耶~感谢在2020-05-2423:46:13~2020-05-3101:34:58期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the mine: Black Manjushahua, one thousand and one you;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Qiyu; 3 bottles of Jujiu; 1 bottle of Benhechu;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!