Be a good pigeon today
Chapter 26
Zhang Daxia looked up, isn't this the pig that stole his own cabbage?
He just randomly found a barbecue stall downstairs from Zhongliyou's house. It's normal for Zhongliyou to meet him when he goes downstairs and passes by.Ask Zhang Daxia why he didn't choose the one farther away?Don't ask, it's troublesome to ask.
He looked at Zhong Liyou with his arms folded with the attitude of an old man looking at his son-in-law.
Zhong Liyou was a little dazed, but looking at the other party's quack air, he looked a bit like a gangster, in order to save himself and Haiyu from trouble, he still didn't act rashly.
Zhang Daxia watched Zhong Liyou's face become more and more ugly, and finally waved his hand.
The muscles of Zhong Liyou's whole body tensed up, but Zhang Daxia just patted the table and asked the boss to serve another beer.
His face softened, and he even deliberately said kindly: "Hey, why are you so shy, young man, come and sit down! I'm his uncle Haiyu, and you are that handsome little Zhong, right?"
When Zhong Liyou sat next to Haiyu, the first thing he did was to stretch out his hands to cushion Haiyu's head, fearing that his stiff neck would cause his arms to go numb.As a result, his hand just touched Hai Yu, and Hai Yu automatically rubbed his palm, wanting to get into Zhong Liyou's arms, but forgot that he was not in his original form, so he couldn't get in.
Zhong Liyou could only put his arms around Haiyu and pat him on the back like putting a child to sleep.
Probably feeling that this posture is comfortable now, Haiyu continued to sleep under the breath of Zhong Liyou.
Looking at this scene, Zhang Daxia looked at people with his nostrils. He threw the cup in front of Zhong Liyou: "Didn't you pour it in a cup?"
Zhong Liyou has lived in human society for more than [-] years, and has changed hands in communication, so he quickly smiled and held the glass with both hands to let Zhang Daxia pour the wine: "Uncle wants to drink today, no matter how much you drink, you have to accompany him .”
Zhang Daxia snorted: "There are a lot of intestines. Drink it directly, and drink all your intestines today."
Zhong Liyou: ...That's not necessary.
Zhong Liyou followed Zhang Daxia's pace throughout the whole process. When Zhang Daxia poured wine, he drank it. When there was no wine, he quickly filled it up. When toasting, the rim of the glass was always lower than Zhang Daxia's. Sincere support.
Ran Ranran knew at a glance that Zhong Liyou also came from a wealthy family, and the upbringing on the wine table was really good.After drinking, human beings have all sorts of strange appearances. He can keep the car steady without overturning, and he can also be the king of cheers. Ran Ranran is willing to give Zhong Liyou the title of little prince of the wine table.
Zhang Daxia still cared about Zhong Liyou at the beginning, but when he was halfway through the drink, he completely let himself go, and at the end of the drink, he patted Zhong Liyou on the shoulder and said that Zhong Liyou didn't recognize this brother today because he didn't give him face.
Zhong Liyou couldn't laugh or cry: "Uncle, you can't mess up your seniority."
Zhang Daxia looked at Haiyu: "It's okay, this dead child has no respect for me."
If Haiyu was awake, he would definitely be able to see through Zhang Daxia's disguise at a glance. It doesn't matter that his own child has a drinking buddy.
Zhong Liyou could also see what Zhang Daxia meant, and said, "No matter who you are, Uncle, I'll leave my words here, as long as you ask me to come out for a drink in the future, I'll come, okay?"
"Okay!" Zhang Daxia was satisfied, and what he said was completely different from the beginning, "I saw you as a good-looking talent at the beginning, and you are quite suitable for the child in my family. He is simple, and I need you to take care of him in the future. Uncle blesses you !"
Ran Ranran looked at the scene in front of him, how should I put it, I can only say that he had already expected it at the beginning.
Of course Zhong Liyou noticed Ran Ranran who was eating melons next to him, he greeted Ran Ranran, and casually took out a handful of fish feed from his bag.
"I wanted to bring it to you before, but the following things were too sudden and I didn't have time." Zhong Liyou said to Ran Ranran in a low voice while talking.
Ran Ranran was held down by Zhang Daxia and ate several meals of street stall food. Although he was compensated with fish feed afterwards, the quality of the fish feed was also worse than Zhong Liyou's.In the comparison, Ran Ranran couldn't help but feel what it means to have true affection and true love in the world.
Ran Ranran also defected.
Zhong Liyou bribed Zhang Daxia and Ran Ranran effortlessly, and when Zhong Liyou took a taxi to send them off late at night, Zhang Daxia was still calling Zhong Liyou for a drink next time.
Daxia Zhang was sitting in a taxi, holding Ran Ranran's fish tank in his arms.He opened the car window to blow the night breeze, and suddenly said, "Why should I hug a toilet lid?"
Ran Ranran's back felt cold, feeling the crisis coming.
Before Zhang Daxia vomited into the fish tank, Ran Ranran bet all his dignity and turned into a human form.
Zhang Daxia was splashed with water on his face, hugged the fish tank and Ran Ranran who was sitting in the fish tank, and woke up.
The driver in front was obviously driving at seventy miles, and he was in a free mood, but he glanced at the rearview mirror unintentionally, and fell silent while humming a ditty.
But I still want to thank the driver for his inhuman qualities. He didn't scream loudly and forget that he was holding the steering wheel when he saw a strange scene, or he slammed on the brakes and did a series of rear-end collisions in the middle of the street.Instead, he stiffened and slowly stopped on the side of the road and flashed double flashes.
He asked innocently, "Are you two just now? It was too dark for me to see clearly."
Zhang Daxia went down the donkey along the slope: "Yes, just stop here. The cushions in the back seat are wet, and I will transfer some money for the car wash."
The driver insisted on an optimistic and scientific spirit: "Okay, okay."
Ran Ranran hugged her fish tank and Zhang Daxia lined up on the streets of the capital at one o'clock in the morning.
"That, that driver, don't worry about it?"
"It's okay, the buddies will understand it as a supernatural event or a bad state."
"Hey, that's fine." Ran Ranran sneezed, "Then we now..."
Zhang Daxia looked Ran Ranran up and down, twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "It seems that your matter is not over yet, go to the association's office to make a shop on the floor."
He rubbed his chin and thought for a while: "Could it still be related to relic? More people should keep an eye on Zhong Liyou. By the way, where is Haiyu?"
"Haiyu isn't with us right? That human should take him home." Ran Ranran shrugged.
"Uncle Ben hasn't agreed yet, who allows them to sleep in the same room???"
Ran Ranran simply didn't want to talk to Zhang Daxia: "Didn't you just call Zhong Liyou brothers and sisters? Now you're an uncle again?"
Zhang Daxia: "Can this be the same?"
Ran Ranran: Just talking.
And in Zhongli Youjia.
Haiyu lay unconscious on the bed, Zhong Liyou knelt on one knee and reached out to take off his shoes.After taking off his shoes, he stood up and looked at Haiyu's peaceful sleeping face under the moonlight. His cold white skin was slightly pink after being stimulated by alcohol.
Zhong Liyou looked at Haiyu tenderly, as if he was watching the treasure that he had paid attention to for a long time and finally collected it, like a golden dragon guarding his most expensive treasure.
He couldn't help lowering his head, and pressed his forehead against Haiyu's, tracing the face of his unique treasure with a limited distance.
It may be that the moon is too curious, and the light from the moon startled the little prince, who was still in his dream, and made him see the rose that offered the kiss when he opened his eyes.
The little prince Haiyu blinked and moved his throat: "Googoo?"
Zhong Liyou: Abba Baba Baba?
Zhong Liyou thought that Haiyu had fallen asleep, but Haiyu sat up from the bed, pulled Zhong Liyou and began to giggle.
Zhong Liyou pushed aside his bangs, revealing his bright eyes: "What are you laughing at?"
"I know!" Haiyu shouted, "You are transformed from a rose! You are a rose spirit!"
Zhong Liyou saw that he was about to spread his wings and fly, so he knew that the kid was crazy about drinking.Following Haiyu's words, he said, "Why did I become a rose?"
But Haiyu didn't answer him at all, and said to himself: "I have never raised roses, what, what should I do, you can't die."
"Do you like me?" Zhong Liyou asked.
Haiyu opened his eyes wide and said cheerfully, "My rose can talk!"
"The rose asks you, do you like me?"
"Of course!" Haiyu finally answered the question well, and pressed Zhong Liyou's hand to his heart, "I will secretly tell you a secret, you can't tell others."
"What secret?"
Haiyu said: "The heart has a voice, and my voice is the voice of liking roses."
"Great, my voice likes yours too."
"Then are you still going to die now?"
"No, if you always like me, I will never wither. If you like me, I will have the courage to live."
Haiyu looked at Zhong Liyou, tilted his head, and said with a smile, "That's great."
Zhong Liyou looked at the child, and nodded his disobedient head: "So, can the respected little prince go to sleep now?"
Haiyu lay down as promised, and obediently covered the quilt up to his shoulders, but his eyes remained open for a long time.
"Are your roses going to sleep too?"
"Yes."
"Then can you secretly hug me to sleep while they are not paying attention?"
Zhong Liyou thought about it seriously, then nodded: "Okay."
He got up to block the light of the moon from the curtains, then turned on the bed and hugged Haiyu into his arms.
"Go to sleep."
Haiyu's eyes turned into a crescent moon, he kissed the rose petals and said, "Good night, rose elf."
"Good night, Your Highness."
[The author has something to say: I have been shitted by something I wrote]
He just randomly found a barbecue stall downstairs from Zhongliyou's house. It's normal for Zhongliyou to meet him when he goes downstairs and passes by.Ask Zhang Daxia why he didn't choose the one farther away?Don't ask, it's troublesome to ask.
He looked at Zhong Liyou with his arms folded with the attitude of an old man looking at his son-in-law.
Zhong Liyou was a little dazed, but looking at the other party's quack air, he looked a bit like a gangster, in order to save himself and Haiyu from trouble, he still didn't act rashly.
Zhang Daxia watched Zhong Liyou's face become more and more ugly, and finally waved his hand.
The muscles of Zhong Liyou's whole body tensed up, but Zhang Daxia just patted the table and asked the boss to serve another beer.
His face softened, and he even deliberately said kindly: "Hey, why are you so shy, young man, come and sit down! I'm his uncle Haiyu, and you are that handsome little Zhong, right?"
When Zhong Liyou sat next to Haiyu, the first thing he did was to stretch out his hands to cushion Haiyu's head, fearing that his stiff neck would cause his arms to go numb.As a result, his hand just touched Hai Yu, and Hai Yu automatically rubbed his palm, wanting to get into Zhong Liyou's arms, but forgot that he was not in his original form, so he couldn't get in.
Zhong Liyou could only put his arms around Haiyu and pat him on the back like putting a child to sleep.
Probably feeling that this posture is comfortable now, Haiyu continued to sleep under the breath of Zhong Liyou.
Looking at this scene, Zhang Daxia looked at people with his nostrils. He threw the cup in front of Zhong Liyou: "Didn't you pour it in a cup?"
Zhong Liyou has lived in human society for more than [-] years, and has changed hands in communication, so he quickly smiled and held the glass with both hands to let Zhang Daxia pour the wine: "Uncle wants to drink today, no matter how much you drink, you have to accompany him .”
Zhang Daxia snorted: "There are a lot of intestines. Drink it directly, and drink all your intestines today."
Zhong Liyou: ...That's not necessary.
Zhong Liyou followed Zhang Daxia's pace throughout the whole process. When Zhang Daxia poured wine, he drank it. When there was no wine, he quickly filled it up. When toasting, the rim of the glass was always lower than Zhang Daxia's. Sincere support.
Ran Ranran knew at a glance that Zhong Liyou also came from a wealthy family, and the upbringing on the wine table was really good.After drinking, human beings have all sorts of strange appearances. He can keep the car steady without overturning, and he can also be the king of cheers. Ran Ranran is willing to give Zhong Liyou the title of little prince of the wine table.
Zhang Daxia still cared about Zhong Liyou at the beginning, but when he was halfway through the drink, he completely let himself go, and at the end of the drink, he patted Zhong Liyou on the shoulder and said that Zhong Liyou didn't recognize this brother today because he didn't give him face.
Zhong Liyou couldn't laugh or cry: "Uncle, you can't mess up your seniority."
Zhang Daxia looked at Haiyu: "It's okay, this dead child has no respect for me."
If Haiyu was awake, he would definitely be able to see through Zhang Daxia's disguise at a glance. It doesn't matter that his own child has a drinking buddy.
Zhong Liyou could also see what Zhang Daxia meant, and said, "No matter who you are, Uncle, I'll leave my words here, as long as you ask me to come out for a drink in the future, I'll come, okay?"
"Okay!" Zhang Daxia was satisfied, and what he said was completely different from the beginning, "I saw you as a good-looking talent at the beginning, and you are quite suitable for the child in my family. He is simple, and I need you to take care of him in the future. Uncle blesses you !"
Ran Ranran looked at the scene in front of him, how should I put it, I can only say that he had already expected it at the beginning.
Of course Zhong Liyou noticed Ran Ranran who was eating melons next to him, he greeted Ran Ranran, and casually took out a handful of fish feed from his bag.
"I wanted to bring it to you before, but the following things were too sudden and I didn't have time." Zhong Liyou said to Ran Ranran in a low voice while talking.
Ran Ranran was held down by Zhang Daxia and ate several meals of street stall food. Although he was compensated with fish feed afterwards, the quality of the fish feed was also worse than Zhong Liyou's.In the comparison, Ran Ranran couldn't help but feel what it means to have true affection and true love in the world.
Ran Ranran also defected.
Zhong Liyou bribed Zhang Daxia and Ran Ranran effortlessly, and when Zhong Liyou took a taxi to send them off late at night, Zhang Daxia was still calling Zhong Liyou for a drink next time.
Daxia Zhang was sitting in a taxi, holding Ran Ranran's fish tank in his arms.He opened the car window to blow the night breeze, and suddenly said, "Why should I hug a toilet lid?"
Ran Ranran's back felt cold, feeling the crisis coming.
Before Zhang Daxia vomited into the fish tank, Ran Ranran bet all his dignity and turned into a human form.
Zhang Daxia was splashed with water on his face, hugged the fish tank and Ran Ranran who was sitting in the fish tank, and woke up.
The driver in front was obviously driving at seventy miles, and he was in a free mood, but he glanced at the rearview mirror unintentionally, and fell silent while humming a ditty.
But I still want to thank the driver for his inhuman qualities. He didn't scream loudly and forget that he was holding the steering wheel when he saw a strange scene, or he slammed on the brakes and did a series of rear-end collisions in the middle of the street.Instead, he stiffened and slowly stopped on the side of the road and flashed double flashes.
He asked innocently, "Are you two just now? It was too dark for me to see clearly."
Zhang Daxia went down the donkey along the slope: "Yes, just stop here. The cushions in the back seat are wet, and I will transfer some money for the car wash."
The driver insisted on an optimistic and scientific spirit: "Okay, okay."
Ran Ranran hugged her fish tank and Zhang Daxia lined up on the streets of the capital at one o'clock in the morning.
"That, that driver, don't worry about it?"
"It's okay, the buddies will understand it as a supernatural event or a bad state."
"Hey, that's fine." Ran Ranran sneezed, "Then we now..."
Zhang Daxia looked Ran Ranran up and down, twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "It seems that your matter is not over yet, go to the association's office to make a shop on the floor."
He rubbed his chin and thought for a while: "Could it still be related to relic? More people should keep an eye on Zhong Liyou. By the way, where is Haiyu?"
"Haiyu isn't with us right? That human should take him home." Ran Ranran shrugged.
"Uncle Ben hasn't agreed yet, who allows them to sleep in the same room???"
Ran Ranran simply didn't want to talk to Zhang Daxia: "Didn't you just call Zhong Liyou brothers and sisters? Now you're an uncle again?"
Zhang Daxia: "Can this be the same?"
Ran Ranran: Just talking.
And in Zhongli Youjia.
Haiyu lay unconscious on the bed, Zhong Liyou knelt on one knee and reached out to take off his shoes.After taking off his shoes, he stood up and looked at Haiyu's peaceful sleeping face under the moonlight. His cold white skin was slightly pink after being stimulated by alcohol.
Zhong Liyou looked at Haiyu tenderly, as if he was watching the treasure that he had paid attention to for a long time and finally collected it, like a golden dragon guarding his most expensive treasure.
He couldn't help lowering his head, and pressed his forehead against Haiyu's, tracing the face of his unique treasure with a limited distance.
It may be that the moon is too curious, and the light from the moon startled the little prince, who was still in his dream, and made him see the rose that offered the kiss when he opened his eyes.
The little prince Haiyu blinked and moved his throat: "Googoo?"
Zhong Liyou: Abba Baba Baba?
Zhong Liyou thought that Haiyu had fallen asleep, but Haiyu sat up from the bed, pulled Zhong Liyou and began to giggle.
Zhong Liyou pushed aside his bangs, revealing his bright eyes: "What are you laughing at?"
"I know!" Haiyu shouted, "You are transformed from a rose! You are a rose spirit!"
Zhong Liyou saw that he was about to spread his wings and fly, so he knew that the kid was crazy about drinking.Following Haiyu's words, he said, "Why did I become a rose?"
But Haiyu didn't answer him at all, and said to himself: "I have never raised roses, what, what should I do, you can't die."
"Do you like me?" Zhong Liyou asked.
Haiyu opened his eyes wide and said cheerfully, "My rose can talk!"
"The rose asks you, do you like me?"
"Of course!" Haiyu finally answered the question well, and pressed Zhong Liyou's hand to his heart, "I will secretly tell you a secret, you can't tell others."
"What secret?"
Haiyu said: "The heart has a voice, and my voice is the voice of liking roses."
"Great, my voice likes yours too."
"Then are you still going to die now?"
"No, if you always like me, I will never wither. If you like me, I will have the courage to live."
Haiyu looked at Zhong Liyou, tilted his head, and said with a smile, "That's great."
Zhong Liyou looked at the child, and nodded his disobedient head: "So, can the respected little prince go to sleep now?"
Haiyu lay down as promised, and obediently covered the quilt up to his shoulders, but his eyes remained open for a long time.
"Are your roses going to sleep too?"
"Yes."
"Then can you secretly hug me to sleep while they are not paying attention?"
Zhong Liyou thought about it seriously, then nodded: "Okay."
He got up to block the light of the moon from the curtains, then turned on the bed and hugged Haiyu into his arms.
"Go to sleep."
Haiyu's eyes turned into a crescent moon, he kissed the rose petals and said, "Good night, rose elf."
"Good night, Your Highness."
[The author has something to say: I have been shitted by something I wrote]
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