Be a good pigeon today

Haiyu himself felt drunk again, and the most amazing thing was that this time Haiyu fell asleep without a drink.

He maintained the posture of holding the cup, staring at the front in a daze.

Ran Ranran stretched out her hand and shook it in front of him.

Haiyu ignored him.

"Oh! What's the matter? This is it! My little pity saw it." Ran Ranran sat next to him, and forced his head to his chest to give him physical comfort.

"Hey, if that human kid bullies you, just say it. We can't let him be beaten, but we can put a sack on him so that he can't recognize him before beating him. If you don't want to do this, we can also make him fall Unlucky, find a few birds to shit on his car, and let him fall into the mud on the road."

As he spoke, he felt his shirt suddenly become wet.When he took Haiyu out of his arms and took a look, he shed tears silently, pattering, making people unbearable to watch.

"Don't, oh, don't cry." Ran Ranran coaxed the girls into a suit, but when he saw his always optimistic and smiling friend crying so pitifully, he looked better than any girl he had ever seen. If the child is still vulnerable, he feels at a loss and has nothing to do.

After thinking about it for a while, he applied the template of the romance novel he had read before.If you don't know how to do it yourself, it is very reasonable to borrow others to learn.

He stood up and said with three points of sneer, three points of indifference and four points of deep concern: "Get up, follow me."

Haiyu didn't respond, and Ran Ranran dragged him to the door.The two of them went downstairs one after the other. Ran Ranran walked past the parking space with an aura of wealth and disdain for everything, stopped in front of the shared bicycles, and swept the two bicycles with pride.

"Let's go, I invite you."

Haiyu finally opened his mouth, and he said dryly, "Don't go to him. It has nothing to do with him."

"When are you still defending him?!" Ran Ranran had a heartbroken expression on his face, hating that iron cannot become steel.

Haiyu raised his head, his eyes were red, and his nose was also red, not like a pigeon, but like a little rabbit being bullied by a big bad wolf.Because of crying, his already big amber eyes took on the color of water.With a pleading and innocent look, people can only nod and applaud, and agree to him no matter what he asks.

Ran Ranran was like a balloon that had been punctured, his aura deflated after seeing Haiyu.He didn't pretend to be a domineering president who hadn't inherited the family property anymore, so he could only say: "Okay, okay. I don't know what kind of shit that human brat gave you."

But in his heart, he was gearing up and planning to have a good theory with Zhong Liyou when the time came. He was a typical double standard to protect his weaknesses. It was impossible for him to bully his pigeon son and still want to run away.

But the most urgent task now is to coax Haiyu into living.Ran Ranran looked down at him, turned several times in his mind, and finally came up with a bad idea: "Then let's go to the bar, what kind of drunk are you? If you drink two more drinks, you will feel ecstatic."

Haiyu looked at Ran Ranran and nodded.

They arrived at a nearby bar, and Ran Ranran led him through the dim lights inside and the lead singer's inarticulate singing, to the bar, and ordered him a glass of mixed fruit wine, which was slightly better than other wines.

Before Ran Ranran could instruct him to drink slowly and sip carefully, Hai Yu took the wine glass from the bartender and swallowed it all in one gulp.

And he wiped his mouth, and said with extraordinary pride: "One more glass."

Looking at his posture, he thought he was drinking Erguotou.

Ran Ranran almost laughed out loud, but considering that Hai Yu was relatively fragile at this time, he tried to hold himself back and made a strange gasp.

When he was giggling next to him, a man on the other side of Haiyu turned and approached Haiyu and asked, "This is the first time a kid drinks alcohol? How old are you?"

Haiyu drank on his own, and didn't even want to look up at him.

"Dumped by girlfriend? Or boyfriend?"

Haiyu took the wine handed to him by the bartender, stared blankly at the layers of beautiful colors in the glass for a while, and then downed it in one gulp.

The man stopped chatting with him and fell silent.And Ran Ranran, who was useless at the side, wanted to go to the bathroom, but he was a little worried about Haiyu's current state, so he had to ask him if he wanted to go together.He was decisively rejected by Haiyu.

Ran Ranran squeezed Haiyu's shoulder: "Just wait here for me obediently, don't run around." Then she left.

Haiyu lay down on the bar counter like a softened potted plant, confused by the drink and the atmosphere.

The man leaned close to his ear, breathing like a snake's breath, whispering with an uncomfortable winding feeling.

"Now that your friend has left, you can talk about it. Some things are easier to talk to strangers, right?"

At this moment, Haiyu also brought a glass of wine, which was darker than what Ran Ranran ordered with him before, but it didn't give people a crisis, but felt romantic.

Haiyu couldn't move his mind anymore, he took the glass of wine without thinking, and the man said, "I gave it to you, his name is Love at First Sight."

This time, Haiyu didn't drink it in one gulp. The alcohol in his stomach was rushing around, so he only took a sip, and his whole face came together due to the stimulation, and he spit out a little rosy tip of his tongue: "It's so spicy."

"You're hot too, honey."

Haiyu waved him away casually: "I have a boyfriend."

"Oh? Where is he now?"

Haiyu's tears started to fall again: "I lost him, I don't like him."

"So you dumped your boyfriend? Sure enough, it was a little guy with teeth."

Haiyu looked up at him: "No, I'm not..."

The man was almost stared at by Haiyu: "Let's go to a place where no one is around and talk about it, and scold your ex-boyfriend, okay?"

He stretched out his hand and wanted to wrap his arms around Haiyu's waist and lift Haiyu up.

Unexpectedly, when Haiyu heard the words of ex-boyfriend, he immediately exploded into a pigeon ball.She wanted to push him away with a slap: "That's not the case!"

As soon as Ran Ranran came back, he witnessed this scene. He had no time to run over to stop it, so he could only shout in the chaotic crowd: "Calm down!"

But Haiyu had already slapped the man firmly, and the man bumped into several people behind him in the same direction in shock, and they flew towards the corner together.

Ran Ranran: "Ah."

Haiyu: "Ah."

man:"……"

The bar suddenly screamed and booed, but they didn't think it was dangerous, so they all took out their mobile phones to record.

Haiyu was so surprised that he woke up from the wine and looked at Ran Ranran: "I, I screwed up again..."

Ran Ranran walked over and closed the door, not letting any witnesses leave, and beckoning to Haiyu: "The staff behind will be handed over to you."

At this time, Ran Ranran's comfort and scolding will make Hai Yu more sad, but this kind of businesslike attitude will make him feel better, so he hastened to make up for it.

Ran Ranran looked at Haiyu's "threat" to the staff, and said: "I'm just worried about you hitting people, spirits can beat and fall, but humans are not. In the end, I still didn't catch it, alas, when I went back, I was scolded again .”

After the people from the association wore police uniforms to settle everything and appease everyone, Hai Yu and Ran Ranran squatted in the office of the association at two o'clock in the middle of the night to write a review.

"I'm so sleepy." Haiyu's eyelids were twitching while scribbling.

"Don't sleep, your uncle is not here today, another director is here to see." Ran Ranran nudged him.

"Is this what students of human society have to experience?" Haiyu, a pigeon spirit born and raised in the mountains, sighed.

"That's much more difficult than this." Ran Ranran, who had undergone exam-oriented education, said.

"But they won't pay the fine, right? It's still two." Haiyu said with blank eyes.

"That's true. Stop talking, I'm poor, and I'll pay you back when I have money."

"Oh." The two sighed heavily.

I didn't expect that I was trapped by love before, no matter how much alcohol I drank, but now I have calmed down after being beaten by the society.With an empty head, I just want to finish writing quickly and go back to sleep.

In the end, the two of them slept crookedly on the gap between the office floor and the sofa.

When the sun went up, Zhang Daxia went back to the office of the association on a business trip. He sat down with a big sword and took a picture of the two guys who were twisted like noodle people with documents.

"Get up, go home and sleep, you must not sleep with stiff necks."

Haiyu and Ran Ranran stared at each other, both of them had a splitting headache and their bodies were aching.Zhang Daxia didn't scold the two of them, but just sent them home without saying a word.

He patted Haiyu on the shoulder: "Call me back when you wake up."

Haiyu nodded obediently, changed back to his original shape and threw himself on the bed to continue sleeping.Ran Ranran plunged his head into his fish tank, but forgot to change form, and frantically spit bubbles in the water.

Zhang Daxia didn't bother to talk to him, and went back to continue working.

When Haiyu woke up completely, it was already noon, and the feeling of heartache yesterday seemed to have passed for a long time, and I couldn't remember it clearly.He is rarely sober now.

He came to the living room with his slippers on, and found that Ran Ranran was buried in the fish tank in a posture that was about to drown, and he seemed to be sleeping soundly.

Sure enough, the fish is different.

Haiyu sighed.

He went to wash and tidy himself up, and cleaned up the room.The movement made tossed Ran Ranran who was already awake.Without saying a word, he changed back to his original shape and soaked in the water.

"This is the real enjoyment." Ran Ranran gave a thumbs up with the fin.

"Well, last night, sorry."

"It's okay, it's all over." Ran Ranran said casually.

Haiyu paused holding the broom, turned his back and said to Ran Ranran, "I'll go to Zhongliyou's house later."

"Why are you still going?" Ran Ranran no longer hated iron and steel, he must go and see what Zhong Liyou did to Haiyu.

"No, I did it voluntarily." Haiyu seemed to see Ran Ranran's thoughts, "If the pigeon doesn't come home, he will be worried."

Just pigeons, no Haiyu.

He doesn't like Zhong Liyou, and Zhong Liyou doesn't regard all his looks as the most important.