Be a good pigeon today

1. About cultivation

Haiyu pretended to put on a pair of glasses, took out the projector used to watch movies at home, and projected a ppt with only black and white letters on it.Haiyu does not admit that he is lazy, but only says that he made the minimalist style.

He pointed to the four big characters "How to Cultivate" above, and said to the only two students in front of him: "Hey, this is our topic today! How to Cultivate! Although you all know how to Cultivate, I still want to expand the lecture. For a moment, after all, places where humans live have thin spiritual power..."

In front of him, sitting on the bench and listening to the lecture, there was a little black snake spewing letters and a larger black cat with fluffy fur.

The two of them have colder expressions than the other, and prettier looks than the other, just their movements...

Teacher Haiyu tapped on the blackboard: "That little black student, please don't shake your head. That big black student, please don't bend down and try to touch the small dot of the laser pointer, follow the classroom order, understand?"

Xiao Snake and the sheriff who were forced to change their names reluctantly corrected a little.

"Then let's continue. Next, we will talk about when the spiritual power is the most vigorous, and how we can effectively obtain the spiritual power in nature. First of all, spiritual power is the spirit and vitality of living beings, and it is the source of all spiritual power in this world. The essence of existence is something that cannot be seen by the naked eye. It must be felt with the soul and resonate with them. The day's plan is in the morning, and the time when the spiritual power is most abundant is in the morning. You have to be in a higher place, away from The closer the animals, plants or the sun are, the better the spiritual power can be absorbed. Because now there are traces of humans in the lower parts of the city, and the only way to go is to go up..."

After Haiyu finished speaking in relatively trivial language, he clapped his hands and said, "Okay, now let's go to the rooftop to practice and go home before Dad gets off work."

This father refers to Zhong Liyou.

The two students nodded their heads.

But as soon as they got to the rooftop, the three of them squatted on the edge of the wall in their original form and concentrated on practicing, and Haiyu also recited scriptures.Although the scene of three animals sitting there in a row is a bit funny, there is no lack of sacredness.

Once you're in, it's hard to notice the flow of time.So as expected, when Zhong Liyou came home from get off work, he faced an empty room.

He sighed, put the slippers in the bag, took off the windbreaker and hung it on the hanger, and then skillfully cleaned up the messy home made by the three dogs.After packing up, he boiled the soup on the stove before going out to find someone.

Yes, Haiyu forgot to take his mobile phone.

He familiarly searched for several places that Haiyu and the others frequented, but he didn't see anyone, so he went to the rooftop suspiciously.

Fortunately, on the rooftop, he saw the three family members he raised. Their slender or stocky backs all revealed a kind of solemnity.

But Zhong Liyou was not surprised by this, and ruthlessly knocked on the bowl in his hand: "It's time to eat."

Haiyu stood up first, flew to Zhong Liyou's head, and said to the two juniors deeply: "People are like iron and steel, and you have to eat before you can do anything."

Zhong Liyou joked: "For example, if you are full, you will have the strength to lose weight?"

Haiyu embarrassedly stomped on Liyou's hairstyle that he had blown out in the morning: "Don't dismantle my desk in front of the children!"

Little Snake: ...

Sheriff: ...

2. About genes

During the vacation, Haiyu was lying on the bed, ravaging Zhong Liyou's pretty face with his hands boredly, pinching the pig's head and hanging his eyes for a while, and suddenly he asked casually: "Why are both of our children black? Xiao Hei Fortunately, at least the black is colorful, and the big black is like coal balls."

Zhong Liyou said: "Who knows? Maybe God lacked some black when he adjusted your color."

Haiyu stood up: "What do you say is missing?"

Zhong Liyou nodded.

Haiyu lay back and said, "Maybe my feathers are so beautiful, so my son and daughter can only be coal diggers, alas..."

3. About the zoo

After Zhongliyou raised Haiyu, he has become a celebrity in the community.As long as Zhong Liyou takes Haiyu out, passers-by will always greet them with a curious and enthusiastic look.

Now that his family has added two more members, both of which are not of the same species, plus members of the association sometimes come to the house as guests, Zhong Liyou finally has the feeling that he is the director of the zoo.

Of course, this is just self-certification, Dahei doesn't like to go out, Xiaohei is a little afraid of crowds, and of course the crowd is also afraid of Xiaohei.

But there is always a time when the paper can't hold the fire.

When Zhongliyou delivered the courier, the courier brother exclaimed at the grand occasion of their house, but outside the closed door, there were neighbors poking around, so Zhongliyou became popular again, and even unknown enthusiastic citizens reported Zhongli Traveling privately raises wild animals.

Of course it turned out not to be. Zhong Liyou didn't know how to explain it when he searched, and he really got the identity of the director of the zoo with the help of the association.

In this way, the passers-by and fans who love to watch the excitement are happy, and the members of the association also find it convenient to walk to Zhong Liyou's house in a fair manner.Only Zhong Liyou himself was not so happy.

He hugged Haiyu and complained: "I'm just your shit-shoveling officer..."

Haiyu Zhinan said: "Isn't there still Dahei and Xiaohei..."

Zhong Liyou covered his mouth and released the low pressure: "That's the relationship between the guardian and the ward, so don't make trouble for no reason."

Haiyu nodded, he had been sneering in his heart for a long time, he thought Zhong Liyou was a more mature person, but turned out to be more childish than him when he got jealous, who is making trouble out of no reason?

Zhong Liyou's eyes flickered: "Are you laughing at me?"

Haiyu pretended to be innocent: "I didn't."

"you laughed."

"I didn't laugh."

"I saw it," Zhong Liyou manually lifted the corner of Haiyu's mouth, "That's it."

Haiyu: Forget it, what do you care about with a married man?

4. About changelings

Dahei, that is, the sheriff, and Wu Yingxue, whose name is Wu Yingxue, not only gained weight, but also basically transformed into a human form after practicing hard for a long time.

Before Dahei turned into a human form, Haiyu, Zhong Liyou and Xiaohei bet outside.Haiyu said: "I think Dahei should be a chubby little sister, like a New Year picture doll, so cute."

Zhong Liyou said: "I feel that Dahei will become a pretty girl, and she should be young and middle-aged at her current age."

Xiao Hei patted his younger sister's head, knowing Hai Yu's strong desire to have a real daughter, decided to support Hai Yu's idea to liberate himself as soon as possible.

While a group of men waited excitedly, Dahei pushed open the door.

She is a girl of twelve or thirteen years old, with black hair and fair skin, and a pretty face, but she has a mature and stable temperament, she looks like a little adult, young and mature.For some reason, such contradictory temperament merged into cuteness in her body.

Both Haiyu and Zhong Liyou were stunned for a moment, they didn't expect that neither of them hit the bet, or that Cong both hit the bet from a certain point of view.But after a brief shock, Haiyu only cared about being happy. He rushed over to hug his daughter who fell from the sky, but Dahei dodged nimbly and dodged.

"Master, can you be more mature?" the girl asked crisply, with a hint of sarcasm on her expressionless face.

Haiyu suddenly woke up from his fantasy of happiness, Dahei was still the same Dahei who despised them.

But judging from the nicknames they took, it was normal for people to despise them.

In the distance, Zhang Daxia, who knew that his grandniece had transformed, sent a congratulatory message, and laughed at Haiyu's head with his grandniece.

5. About the world of two

After having children, parents have very little time to be alone, and the relationship will be weakened because of this, and even frictions will arise due to conflicts in life.

Although Da Hei and Xiao Hei are not ordinary children and do not occupy their time, Zhong Liyou and Hai Yu also thought about the world of two people.

So they planned to take a week off to travel.

Haiyu enthusiastically chose several foreign place names that he had never heard of.

Zhong Liyou came to visit Haiyu with the strategies he had planned. After watching for a while, his expression became a little strange: "Baby, the security in these places you choose is not very good..."

"It's okay." Haiyu said indifferently.

"They are robbing and extorting people who come to travel."

"It's okay, don't you know my strength?"

Zhong Liyou was a little angry: "But you will be injured. It is because you are stronger than ordinary people that you don't care about your body? As long as you are not invulnerable, you can't rush into danger. As I said, you can't get hurt again. "

Haiyu's confidence weakened a lot, but he still groaned and argued, "I'm just curious and want to take a look."

Zhong Liyou saw that he had turned off the ignition, so he took out his own choice, and Haiyu was not very willing: "I want to see what I have never seen before. I don't want to go to the mountains and the woods all the time."

The two of them were a little angry for a moment. In fact, there was a better place to go, but they did not affect the communication with each other for the time being.

At this time, I happened to meet Zhong Liyou's friends investing in a newly opened playground and gave them two tickets. Zhong Liyou said, "Let's go to the playground first."

Haiyu pursed his mouth and didn't answer, but he took the ticket from Zhong Liyou in his hand.

That day Zhong Liyou and Haiyu went to the venue and looked around, but Haiyu was afraid of the haunted house and didn't go.The roller coaster is not a challenge for Haiyu and Zhong Liyou who has a lot of experience, so don't go.For the bumper car, Zhong Liyou was worried that Haiyu would bump someone into a problem, so he didn't go.He only played one shooting game, and Haiyu asked Zhong Liyou to give him a circle with great relish, so that he could not shoot correctly from the beginning until he reached the first prize, and the expression of the boss beside him was a little distorted.

Then Zhong Liyou and Haiyu ate all the snacks on the roadside, and they sat in the ferris wheel when it was dark and the lights were on.

They had had enough of kissing and kissing inside, before Haiyu nestled in Zhongliyou's arms, looked at the scenery outside and said, "Let's travel far away..."

"En." Zhong Liyou nodded.

[The author has something to say: Afterwards, there will be stories about Zhang Daxia and Mo Rui. 】