Be a good pigeon today

In the 26 years since Zhongli traveled, he has never encountered such things as monsters, ghosts, and snakes. He personally tends to be materialistic, but he will respect customs or traditions.This was the first time he suspected that monsters had entered his home, and he brought back the suspect pigeon.

Haiyu was still sleeping soundly last night because he was too tired. After feeling cold, he subconsciously wanted to get into his own bed, but in the end he just got under the pile of sawdust, with his round buttocks still leaking out.

I heard that pets are letting down their guard and feel that this place is safe, so they have such a defenseless sleeping position.

Zhong Liyou thought in his heart that he was a monster, he was a monster, and he couldn't help but soften his heart, even a monster is the cutest monster.

The purely big-hearted Haiyu turned his body sideways and raised his paws higher.

Zhong Liyou's eyes were full of light gray and immature down, and he couldn't help poking Haiyu's round buttocks with his fingers.Immediately, his fingers were wrapped in fine down, which felt tender and slippery, like fine velvet or satin, and the flesh was also bouncy and soft, and there was a dimple when poked, but it would return to its original shape as soon as it was loosened.He couldn't help thinking, although this guy is a monster, he didn't do anything bad, and he helped him clean the room. Maybe he could be more tolerant and keep him, otherwise he would have no home, and a pigeon would wander outside like duckweed , how pitiful? ???

Haiyu felt a little uncomfortable from being tossed about, and his tail shook.

Zhong Liyou's eyes lit up, as if he had discovered Haiyu's new cute switch.

He poked and poked again, and his tail trembled again.

After going back and forth a few times, Haiyu finally woke up.He obviously slept soundly. He dreamed that he was covered by a cloud, but suddenly a whale covering the sky and the sun came from nowhere. Go fuck Haiyu's ass.Wherever Haiyu ran, the whale was always on top of his head. Later, Haiyu was tired and couldn't run anymore, and the whale was still poking his buttocks, which made his buttocks hurt.

Halfway through the pain, Haiyu frowned and opened his peasy eyes, regaining consciousness.He sat up with his wings covering his buttocks, to see which broken biscuit dared to provoke him.

He turned his head and saw Zhong Liyou's big soda cake.

The big soda cake's eyes are full of meaning, just like his father's tacit eyes when he was lazily practicing when he was a child.

Haiyu's heart gripped: Something went wrong.

Zhong Liyou looked at his flustered eyes, and asked him a little funny: "Are you a little monster? Huh? You've been lying to me all this time?"

Haiyu's head was not fully awake yet, and he was tortured by Zhong Liyou's soul again, and his brain shut down.

It was only the third day, and Haiyu's spirit identity was in danger of being exposed. If the spirits of the Conservation Association knew about it, they were not allowed to send him back to the furnace for rebuilding.

Although Haiyu didn't show it on the face at this time, the bullet screen was already frantically flashing in his mind: What should I do?Am I going to be fined again?Ah no, the point is not this!If Zhong Liyou found out, would he stop shoveling shit for me?

If Haiyu's uncle, who is thousands of miles away, knows that Haiyu can only think about these things a day, he will only say:

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But Haiyu thought so, and he still understood the stakes between humans and spirits. If he was exposed, it would not be good for spirits or Zhong Liyou.But how can he save his precarious vest?

Haiyu looked at Zhong Liyou, and in desperation, he had a flash of inspiration.

Zhong Liyou watched Hai Yu's eyes become firm, thinking he was going to confess.Unexpectedly, Hai Yu suddenly grunted in horror behind him, it was hard for Zhong Liyou not to notice, when he turned his head, he felt a force hit the back of his head fiercely.

Haiyu retracted his wings, he thought, he is so ruthless and cruel...

Before he finished thinking, he immediately turned into a human form to catch the fallen Zhong Liyou.

Although Haiyu adhered to the principle that his uncle could not solve the problem, he would solve the person who raised the problem, but Zhong Liyou is so good-looking, it would be a crime if he was stupid, and he would not be able to shovel shit...

He didn't know that the owner could be changed. Haiyu was very fond of Zhong Liyou.

But the strength of his wings was so strong that Zhong Liyou fainted for several hours.

When he woke up clutching his head, he found himself lying on the sofa, and someone was talking at the door.

Zhong Liyou walked over and saw two policemen in uniforms chatting with their neighbors. After seeing Zhong Liyou coming out, he changed the topic to him: "Hello, we are the police in this jurisdiction. Some witnesses told me Call the police and say that a thief has entered your house. When we arrived, no one answered the door. After we took emergency measures to open the door, we found you lying on the ground, knocked unconscious by someone.”

Zhong Liyou instinctively felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't figure out what was wrong, so he asked first, "Did the thief get caught?"

"Not yet, go and see if you have lost anything at home, and then go to the hospital to have your head checked."

Zhong Liyou nodded in agreement, and went in to check things.When he passed by Haiyu's cage, he also took a look at Haiyu's condition.

Haiyu stood on the support, cooed when he saw Zhong Liyou approaching, his eyes were empty, he restrained his desire to express, and tried to get closer to the ordinary pigeon: Aba, Aba, Aba.

Zhong Liyou: "..."

However, people who have been nurtured and educated for a long time will not be so quickly changed by these bizarre accidents.Compared with his own random guess, Zhong Liyou must trust the police uncle more.

Maybe I really think too much.

Zhong Liyou looked away and went to the door to talk to the police.

It was already afternoon when Zhong Liyou took the notes and sent the police away.He had to hurry up to eat and rest, and he had to resume the live broadcast later.

On the other side, there was Haiyu who hadn't been noticed.

He secretly dragged out his mobile phone from under Zhong Liyou's mattress, writing and scratching on it with pigeon claws without hindrance.

"Thank you for helping me temporarily, fists together." Haiyu expressed his gratitude to the two policemen just now.

The two policemen said one after another: "You're welcome, if you need any help then just tell me. Just remember to pay."

That's right, those two were entrusted by Haiyu just now, and they were also ghosts.There are a lot of people studying in the ghosts. They have nothing to do all day, and they don't want to go out to work for humans to make money. What they lack is this little traffic. It is just right to help Haiyu.

See how tactfully he resolved this difficulty!But this method is a bit of a waste of time.

Haiyu looked at Zhong Liyou's figure holding his head, and thought apologetically: I should restrain myself.

In the following time, Zhong Liyou set up the live broadcast equipment and prepared to broadcast live.Because he participated in the grand event two days ago and took two days off, he decided to interact with the audience today and give back to them.

He sat in front of the computer and chatted with the audience while randomly selecting people to match the game.

He didn't put Haiyu back in the cage during the live broadcast, because he felt that Haiyu was very good and shouldn't cause trouble, and he wouldn't have any major accidents because of him, and he trapped Haiyu in the cage every day. It's really wrong to be in a cage. Pigeons can't be kept at home, they have to be let out to fly.

The first one to be drawn out was a man with a rough voice, and the image that came to mind in Guanglian's mind was that of a muscular man with flowery arms.But fortunately, this brother is also very serious, and he does something that is contrasting without going to the mic to attract attention. The communication tactics of the two of you talk to each other.

Most of the bullet screens are happy fans, but because there are so many popular people, there is always a little discordant voice, "It's so boring, the operation is not too showy, I want to sleep." "Change, change, change People." "Brother, don't waste everyone's time."

It is impossible for Zhong Liyou to kick people out after leading the audience to halfway. It is also impossible for him to give up the live broadcast just because those people who hate him hate him, and just ignore those bullet screens as usual. The action was brushed down in unison.After that, he chatted with that elder brother like his friends, while leading him to lie down and win.

The eldest brother was shown by Zhong Liyou's operation, and he made a loud and explosive sound, which startled Haiyu who was trimming his feathers next to him, and couldn't help but let him come over to watch the fun.Although he had watched many live broadcasts of Zhong Liyou, the live operations were still more impressive.

Haiyu fell into Zhong Liyou's hand and watched Zhong Liyou concentrate on playing the game.

As soon as the dumpling approached, Zhong Liyou noticed it.Now, like Haiyu, he is trying to adapt to the other's existence.However, he didn't look down at Haiyu, he just touched him with his left hand and said softly, "I'm still live broadcasting, just wait a moment."

Haiyu didn't bother, and leaned on Zhong Liyou's hand and collapsed into a cake, and was rounded and flattened with the movement of Zhong Liyou's hand.

Zhong Liyou couldn't help but let out a low laugh.

And the barrage had already exploded into fireworks.

"Although Youshen is usually very gentle, but today he is really gentle. Hearing his words, I feel that my legs are weak."

"Do you have a recording of the boss, please share."

"Only my point is that Youshen actually spoke so softly to this elder brother? Laughing and crying."

"Silly boy, it must not be. Could it be that Youshen has a girlfriend?"

"Ah, don't, don't have a girlfriend, if you have a girlfriend, I'll be a fan!"

Zhong Liyou saw that the bullet screen was a mess, and quickly explained: "Everyone, please be safe and don't be impatient. They are my pets, and they are more clingy."

"Youshen has a pet? Is it a cat? Swan, Youshen's tone is becoming more and more gentle. It must be some kind of peerless kitten. I'm fainted."

"Listening to the voice of the wandering god, I also fainted."

Zhong Liyou laughed, and said to Haiyu, "Shout?"

Haiyu: "Cuckoo."

For a moment, the barrage paused, and then the screen was filled with question marks.

"??? Did I hear correctly?"

"Who can tell me what animal can make this sound?"

"Yes, a pigeon?"