Mr. He who can't be captured

Five years later.

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Tao Luoqing came home from get off work, and as soon as he opened the door, he saw two little devil kings messing around lawlessly.

Brother He Xian was tearing up the book, shouting: "La Libertguidantlepeuple!"

Tao Luoqing couldn't understand, he was only surprised by the flying papers.

Put down the things in your hands, and hurried over: "He Xian! What are you doing!"

He Xian ignored him, continued to read in French which he could not understand, and then frantically tore up the book, scattering it all over the sky.

Tao Luoqing was about to stop him, when his younger brother He Nian dragged Ya Ya by one side - Ya Ya has been tortured by these brothers all these years, now when he sees them hiding when they can, he is caught once in a while, just like now , struggling to die.

Tao Luoqing hurried to stop He Nian again, and picked him up.

Baby in one hand and duck in the other, separated him and Yaya: "Niannian, what are you doing again?"

He Nian was hugged by him, blinked and said, "I want to take Yaya somewhere."

"Where are you going? To the little black house you tailor-made for him?" Tao Luoqing put down the baby and the duck, "How many times have I said, you can't treat the duck like this, he is not your experiment."

"I just wanted to study how the ducks would react in the dark."

"No, anyway, it's not good for ducks like this."

He Nian refused to accept his words and asked why not.

He Xian didn't listen to him, and continued to yell and tear up the book.

Tao Luoqing felt that he couldn't stand the different but equally suffocating scenes every day.

Calm down, Tao Luoqing told himself to stay calm, the two little demon kings have been like this for a long time.

But this time it was really difficult to calm down. A few seconds later, he raised the two children to the corner: "No matter what reason you have today, it is wrong to tear up books and abuse ducks. Let me reflect here, who Don’t be unconvinced, otherwise there will be no snacks for this month.”

So when He Shangyue returned home, he saw such a scene.

Tao Luoqing sat on the sofa with a serious aura.

The two little demon kings faced the wall in the corner and thought about their mistakes.

Although the house was tidy, looking at Tao Luoqing's expression, he could tell that the two little devil kings must have done something bad again.

He Shangyue was also helpless towards these two sons.

I took an IQ test last year and found that they are two little geniuses.

The chances of both twins being geniuses is not high, and it happened in their family.

But they will take IQ tests because they have a lot of questions, and their daily performance is not what two ordinary children should be.

He Xian is very talented in languages, and now he can use multiple languages ​​proficiently, and loves art philosophy.He Nian is obsessed with scientific experiments, and when he first entered kindergarten, he used glass bottles that were only for drinks to blow up classrooms that were not in use.

One is difficult enough, let alone two.

The two of them are more rowdy than huskies, and they specialize in house demolition.

He Shangyue entered the door: "I'm back."

It was not the first day for the two little devils to be punished. They stood obediently and did not dare to turn their heads.

It is one thing for Tao Luoqing to punish a child, but his attitude towards He Shangyue is still the same as usual, with a gentle tone: "You are back, I have prepared red bean soup for you, and I will serve it to you."

"it is good."

Tao Luoqing got up and went to the kitchen, Yaya was on the sofa with him, when Tao Luoqing moved, Yaya quickly followed.

He Shangyue also went to the kitchen, and after getting inside, he asked, "What's the matter, what are the two little devils doing?"

Tao Luoqing sighed: "I don't know how to teach these two children anymore."

Duck: "Gah!"

"What are you doing today?"

"When I came back, the house was in a mess. One was tearing up books and shouting slogans, trying to guide the people for freedom. The other was holding a duck and going to do experiments. Look at the duck, the feathers are all bald."

Duck Duck: "Quack!"

"Auntie, the nanny, is here during the day, and she tells me it's fine, nothing's wrong. It's only half an hour since my auntie came back with me, and they messed up the house. I'm really pissed off."

Duck Duck: "Quack Quack!"

The more He Shang watched Yaya's reaction, he knew that it must have been wronged today.

"Fortunately, grandpa went on a trip. Otherwise, let alone punishing them, he would definitely protect them again." Tao Luoqing exhaled, "The summer vacation has just begun, and I feel like my life is coming to an end."

"Then what should we do, find a summer camp and throw them in?" He Shangyue said, "Don't the two of them have a summer camp they want to attend, send them there?"

"...It's a summer camp for middle school students, a summer camp for exchange and study at European universities. They are only five years old. Do you feel relieved to let them go?"

"Actually, I'm quite relieved. The teacher who leads the team is Chen Zhihao's wife. There are eight teachers in total. I said that I will take special care of these two little guys. Don't you feel relieved?"

"But it's so far away, what if they get sick if the climate is not acclimatized?"

"From birth to now, they haven't had any other injections except vaccines. Do you think these two little devils will get sick?"

From birth to now.

Six words summarize the bitter history of the past five years.

Think about how cute the two little guys were when they were born, they were soft and fleshy like villains walking out of a painting-how could they have become two little devils a few years later.

It's God's will to trick people, God's will is unpredictable.

"...Let's talk about it later." Tao Luoqing handed the red bean soup to He Shangyue, "You drink it first and see if it's sweet enough."

He Shang took a sip: "Sweet, as sweet as you."

"...not serious, don't talk nonsense."

He Shangyue finished his wife's red bean soup, held his wife in the kitchen for a while, and then went to see the two little devils standing in the punishment station.

"What did you two do today? I'll make you mad."

The two children knew that they were born by Tao Luoqing, so their family names were random, sometimes they were father and sometimes mother to Tao Luoqing, mainly to distinguish them.

The two little guys accepted their life experience well.

He Nian firmly believes that human beings will be able to promote artificial wombs in 50 years. When He Shangyue told them the truth about his birth, his response was: "After 50 years, people may not be human. At that time, we should only be thankful that we are Human beings, as for men and women, it doesn't matter."

No matter how well he said it, He Shangyue was at a loss for words.

He Xian was still unconvinced about being punished, He Shang asked more, and he said: "I did nothing wrong, I was just rehearsing in advance."

"You tear up the book and call it an exercise? What is an exercise?"

"Exercising when tyranny crushes human beings, what kind of attitude should we use to face all this, human beings cannot give up freedom."

"..."

"Don't look at me like that, you have to believe that everything in 1984 will come true."

"...I don't think so, don't think too much about it."

"It's because you think too little. You only have your good wife in your eyes all day long, and you don't think about anything else except your wife."

"..."

He Shangyue felt that Tao Luoqing was right to punish them, and exhaled: "That's right, my wife and I were already considering sending you to the summer camp led by Teacher Xia, but your attitude made Dad very sad. ah."

He Xian immediately raised his head, his eyes sparkling: "Dad, I was wrong. I shouldn't have torn up the books and made such a mess at home. I'm just a five-year-old kid. I just wanted to attract your attention, but I In the wrong way, I hope you will forgive me."

It's the same as true.

He Nian reacted faster, and ran to Tao Luoqing immediately, hugged his thigh, and apologized coquettishly: "Dad, Dad, Dad, I know I was wrong, I will never experiment with ducks again, please forgive me."

Tao Luoqing didn't believe that he would admit his mistake, it must be what He Shangyue said - looking at He Xian on the other side also holding He Shangyue's thigh, Tao Luoqing knew what conditions He Shangyue used to lure them.

This guy, after so many years, still has this dog's temper, which hasn't changed at all.

In the end, Tao Luoqing agreed to let the children go to a summer camp for exchange in Europe.

Although these two little guys are very smart, I can't say enough about them, but they are only high in IQ. In terms of life and getting along with others, they are still children-Tao Luoqing watched them pack their luggage, and even brought them for the New Year. Pacifier, He Xian is still stuffing the doll.

He Shangyue joked about celebrating the New Year: "You still use a pacifier when you are so old every year, you will be laughed at by others."

He Nian said solemnly: "I'm not afraid, a pacifier can help me quickly stabilize my mood in an unfamiliar environment, so I must bring it with me."

After He Xian finished stuffing the doll, he was holding the promotional paper of the summer camp in his hand.

From the degree of wrinkling of the paper, it can be seen how much they are looking forward to this long journey.

He Xian said: "Oh, it's just a pity that I can't go with Chacha, he is the only person I like."

They are now attending an international primary school.

Although the elementary school courses are not difficult at all with their intelligence, they can't get along with others, so the parents decided to place them in elementary schools where the students' ages are not much different.

Chacha was a student in their class. Tao Luoqing had never met He Shangyue, but according to He Xian, she looked like a doll, very cute, and it was his only expectation to stay in that boring class.

They were not worried about He Xian's puppy love at a young age, they were worried that He Xian's liking had some deep meaning, and they were full of worries about the personal safety of this person named Chacha.

He Shangyue saw his alma mater on the promotional paper of the summer camp, and said, "You will still go here when the time comes."

He Xian reacted lightly: "Well, but this school is so-so."

"...This is one of the top five centuries-old schools in Europe."

He Xian frowned, a completely shrunken version of He Shangyue: "And then?"

"...This is definitely a good school. Your father and I graduated from here."

He Xian suddenly realized: "That's right."

Then said: "It's not your fault that you can only go to the top five schools. It's very good that you can go here at your level, Dad."

"..."

Tao Luoqing held back his laughter and couldn't stand it any longer, and said, "Okay, don't bully Dad."

Until the two little devils set off, Tao Luoqing was worried.

But after they were picked up, Tao Luoqing still breathed a sigh of relief.

How many days can I live a clean life.

He Shangyue suggested: "It's rare that there is no one at home, we have also gone to the countryside to live for a few days, let's relax."

"I don't want to go, I still have to work."

"Miss Boss, everyone is happy that you rest, let's rest."

After giving birth, Tao Luoqing rested at home for about a year, and then returned to her profession as a host.It's still Chen Ziyu's children's show, the copyright has always been with He Shangyue.

Although the director was no longer Chen Ziyu, the show has continued.

It was still at a loss for the first two years, but the host is the proprietress, so this show will not fail.

Everything depends on persistence, and by the third year, the popularity will be high.

In the past two years, the content has become more formal and stable, and it has begun to be broadcast on many TV stations. Now Tao Luoqing is very popular among children.

Tao Luoqing has a casual personality and has no self-motivation for hard work. He thinks hosting children's programs is relatively simple and quite good.After so many years of work, he has rich experience and accumulated feelings. Even if he has been a children's program host all his life, he is not dissatisfied.

But the summer vacation is the time when the program has the highest ratings. He Shangyue is planning to arrange a new section, but He Shangyue tells him to go to rest——the result is still not able to persuade He Shangyue. Life.

When Tao Luoqing was still pregnant with the child, He Shangyue was planning to build a manor in the countryside.

At that time, he had a good idea, planning to rest in the future, and the whole family could come here to relax and vacation.

As a result, the two little devils showed their true colors, and this place became a place for him and Tao Luoqing to escape from reality.

The manor is green and the air is more comfortable. It is not as hot as the urban area at night. The first night the two arrived, they sat in the courtyard enjoying the evening breeze and chatting.

There are insect sounds lurking in the flowers and plants not far away, and fireflies can also be seen.Ducks and ducks were playing in the pond in the distance, occasionally there was a quack or two, and Tao Luoqing drank soda, feeling like returning to his childhood in a trance.

However, his childhood was full of ups and downs, so it is better to grow up.

"Hey." He sighed, "I don't know what the two little guys are doing."

"Don't worry, didn't Teacher Xia send a message just now to say that they are fine, the two little guys are excited."

Tao Luoqing leaned against He Shangyue's arms: "I hope I will recognize us when I come back."

"It's fine if you don't admit it, and we will be free." He Shangyue joked, "These two brats are getting more and more difficult every year."

"It's a pity that there can't be another one." Tao Luoqing rarely answered He Shangyue's stalk.

"I used to think that it would be nice to have another good one." He Shangyue said, "But then I thought, what if the one born like this is still like this?"

"..."

Although it was just a hypothesis, Tao Luoqing felt a chill down his back just by saying such words.

There are three little devils in the family, who can bear it.

He absolutely couldn't bear it, even thinking about He Shangyue, they might become the first couple to elope because of their children.

"Hey." Tao Luoqing patted He Shangyue's shoulder, "It's late at night, don't say such nonsense."

He Shangyue admitted that this hypothesis was brought up again, and he scared himself again, he said: "I'll go get a bottle of wine, drink some wine tonight before going to sleep."

This is already a tacit understanding between the two.

There was a period of time before that because the child used IQ to crush the teacher and crush the classmates at school, there was a lot of chaos.During that time, they were under a lot of pressure and had nothing to talk about. They could only drink together to release the pressure at night.

"Well, let's go." Tao Luoqing agreed with He Shangyue's proposal, drinking for courage, "Take two bottles."

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