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"what--"

Screams resounded through the sky.

Yu Baoyuan could only hear Lu Yang shouting in the sharpest and harshest voice ever: "Damn it, this dog man really agreed? Did he really agree? Really? Are you bluffing me?"

Yu Baoyuan threw the phone to him, and watched Lu Yang catch it in a hurry: "Why did I lie to you, you can see for yourself."

Lu Yang held the phone like holding a baby, looking at the chat interface.

Every word and sentence is exactly the same as what Yu Baoyuan said.

"This time, you're going to have a good time." Yu Baoyuan smiled, "Now you are officially together with this dog man."

"Shut up!" Lu Yang suddenly raised his eyebrows and growled, "What kind of dog man, he is... my husband."

Yu Baoyuan rolled his eyes and almost didn't laugh.

After being tense to the extreme and encountering a big happy event, the feeling of blood rushing to his brain and wanting to explode made Lu Yang unable to calm down. He rushed to the window, pushed the window open, and walked towards the window. The vast sky already dyed with a trace of morning glow shouted: "I have a man one by one"

"It's a ghost in the morning, it's mourning!" The fat lady who lives downstairs sticks out her round head like a watermelon from the window, like a fat gopher poking out of a hole on a whack-a-mole machine, staring at a bull's eye Roaring, "You have a man? Why don't you ask CCTV to hold a press conference for you? Death!" "Oh," Lu Yang responded, the excitement in his heart turned into fighting strength, "Fat aunt, you are not going to get better Where are you going! Watching "Country Love" every night, the volume is loud, and you are crying hoarsely every day, like an old cow becoming a spirit, you can rest!"

"You still dare to argue with my old lady? Do you think my old lady doesn't know what you have done?" The fat aunt glared angrily, leaning out more from the window, "If you want to quarrel again, I will go to the broadcasting room for you Let the whole neighborhood yell at you!"

Yu Baoyuan stood in the room, only watching Lu Yang and the fat aunt say a word, the knives coming and going, non-stop.

Not long after, the other residents who woke up also participated in the battle, leaning out of the window one by one, blaming each other.

"Fat aunt, last time it was your family who stole our [-] kWh electricity and took two cilantro from me. I have endured you for a long time."

"Nonsense, that's the electrical box that was modified by the old lady Li next door. That old lady picks to death, and she even stole my house's water tank丨"

"The person in Room [-] on the fifth floor, who told you to throw rotten eggs at high altitude yesterday, sleep like your mother said, come out and get beaten!"

The noise outside is getting more and more lively. With the brighter and brighter sky and the bustling city gradually waking up, this not-so-wealthy neighborhood is as usual, with a strong atmosphere of fireworks rising.

When the battle was at its most intense, Lu Yang slammed the window, quit the battle, and retired.

After such a meal of venting, he was able to release all the emotions that he couldn't release in his heart.He walked steadily to the bed and sat down leaning on Yu Baoyuan.

Yu Baoyuan pointed outside: "You let them quarrel like this, and you slipped away by yourself?"

"It's okay." Lu Yang shook his head calmly, "People in this building are arguing every day, even for small things. Every morning they quarrel across the balcony, in the afternoon they stand at the door, and in the evening they dance square dances in the square to compete ,Used to it."

Yu Baoyuan couldn't help laughing: "You really are a fucking ghost."

Lu Yang chuckled, lying on the bed hugging Yu Baoyuan's waist, trembling like a crazy fish: "I'm happy, I caught him, I finally caught him! My exclusive juicer The machine has arrived!"

Yu Baoyuan looked at Lu Yang's crazy look, and shook his head helplessly.

Forget it, let him go crazy for a while.

There is a truth to the saying that being in love makes people crazy.

After Lu Yang had been giggling for a while, Yu Baoyuan touched his head: "I said, didn't there be someone chasing Lu Yang before? His name was...Xiong Mudan? How is he?"

"He's called Xiong Wudan," Lu Yang sat up halfway, leaning his head on Yu Baoyuan's shoulder, "He unilaterally announced his abandonment half a month ago. Maybe he felt that there was no hope. Anyway, his family has money now. That’s when men didn’t come at the beck and call.”

Yu Baoyuan raised his eyebrows, didn't speak, and patted Lu Yang's head.

I have known Lu Yang since high school, and now for so many years, watching him finally find the first man in his life.

There is a feeling that my old spinach has been arched by a handsome elite pig.

The bus hadn't arrived yet, and in the early morning, there weren't many people at the bus stop.

Xiong Wudan stood beside the bus stop sign, the platinum necklace on his chest gleamed, but his face was expressionless.

He was holding a trolley case in his hand and carrying two bags, looking as if he was about to go on a long trip.

"Didi one by one"

In the distance, the light of headlights lit up in the morning fog.

Xiong Wudan shrank back from the cold.

Just this morning, he was officially evicted from his home.

He knew from the moment he was conscious that he was different from other boys.In primary school, other boys like to roll on the sand, like robots and fight, but he is different, he is like a fairy who has escaped from the mundane, and likes to jump rubber bands.Robots and fighting can't make him happy, only jumping on a rubber band like a butterfly can make him satisfied.

In middle school, other boys chatted with girls every day, graded girls in the dormitory, and talked lewdly about their faces and newly developed breasts.Only Xiong Wudan was lying on the bed, his eyes glanced at the sports student in the next bed from time to time.His seductive abs and bulging bulge made him burn with lust, and his mind was full of yellow imaginations about being tossed and frothed on the bed with that sportsman until he foamed at the mouth.

When he realized that he liked men, he also realized that he might have a gender cognition disorder.

Subconsciously, he wanted to be a woman more than a man.

He can't hide his specialness, so from elementary school to university to now, he has received countless blank stares, contempt and disgusting eyes, and people have put abnormal, disgusting, masculine and non-female feces on him Head buckle.

He couldn't forget the contemptuous laughter of everyone when the teacher made such a joke in front of the whole class.But this is not the most uncomfortable thing. The most uncomfortable thing is being told by my biological father in front of all relatives: "He is a pervert. I committed a big crime in my previous life and gave birth to such a piece of shit!"

Xiong Wudan watched the bus drive closer and closer, and he lifted the suitcase in his hand.

He thought that his life would not change much.But just this morning, his father who won the lottery not long ago and became an upstart, brought back a woman and a little boy, who were his mistress and illegitimate child.

When the man became rich, his temper became violent. He pointed at Xiong Wudan proudly all over his body: "From now on, don't disturb my family. I don't have a perverted son like you. Now he is my only son! Get away from me."

The little boy also looks like an arrogant straight man, so he shouldn't look like a pervert who is neither male nor female.

Xiong Wudan smiled immediately, dragged the arrogant man to the door, and directly broke several ribs of him.

Even if he is a sissy, he still has the strength of a man to beat you to death!

The bus arrived at the stop, stopped in front of Xiong Wudan, and the door opened with a click.

He picked up his suitcase and touched the bulging wallet in his pocket.

The man gave him the last sum of money and demanded that he was not allowed to call him dad in the future, and they severed their relationship.In the future, they will live their own lives, and his father will form a happy family with that woman and that "normal" little boy. He, Xiong Wudan, immediately moved away and cut off contact.

It's fine if it's broken, Xiong Wudan thought with a sneer, anyway, from birth to now, no one has ever looked down upon him.

This feeling of being stabbed in the heart, of being thrown away like garbage, he has long since become numb.

He took his heavy luggage and got on the bus. The bus started quickly and got into the thick fog in the morning.