God doesn't need to hang up

The days flew by, and Wang Chen repeated his commute all day long, and occasionally had a "cat-and-mouse" eating instant noodle with Cheng Haoyang. Frankly speaking, there was nothing new about it.

Today, Wang Chen had just finished his day's work and was about to leave work, but was stopped by other colleagues in the office.

"Hey, comrades, Mr. Cheng's birthday is coming soon, what do you think we should prepare as a gift?" Brother Tao, who took the lead, touched his bearded chin and asked.

Wang Chen was surprised, "Cheng Haoyang's birthday is coming soon."

"Yeah. October [-]th in the national calendar." Huang Yixin, who was next to him, misunderstood Wang Chen's surprise and thought he was wondering, so he explained: "Actually, although Manager Chu is in charge of our department in name, in fact Mr. Cheng is in charge of it." There are a lot of decisions, which are directly under the department, so we will give some small gifts in the name of the entire department every year on his birthday in the national calendar. Mr. Cheng is very principled. Except for the gifts from our department, he will accept the gifts from other departments. They were all pushed back, there is no way, who made our group of people almost brought out by Mr. Cheng, the comrades who fight side by side are always different..."

Like other colleagues, Wang Chen listened weakly to Huang Yixin's blah blah, blah blah, and finally Ou Yunjin interrupted, "How about sending a note to Zhonghua?"

"..." Everyone was silent.

Li Yuxin yelled: "You fucking want Mr. Cheng to be investigated, and Mr. Cheng doesn't! Suck! Smoke! Okay!"

"Okay." Ou Yunjin shrugged needlessly.

Ouyang Qian said: "Alcohol and tobacco are not acceptable, what should I give as a gift?"

Zhao Xiaoxing said casually: "Just give him some game currency and forget it."

"Or WeChat red envelopes?" Li Yuxin said.

"Recharge some Q coins?" Li Ruoshui said.

"Crack!" Qu Cong, who was a little older, slapped the table and said, "Mr. Cheng is not short of money!"

Everyone→_→

"Okay." Li Yuxin had to admit: "You are right."

Brother Tao, who had listened to many messy voices, said: "Give me a Montblanc pen!"

"Papapapa" Everyone couldn't help but burst into warm applause, and said one after another: "Brother Tao is right, it's great, I will give you a pen!"

"Well, the price is between [-] and [-], it's better to give only [-]."

"Eh..." The scene froze for a while, and after a while, Ouyang Qian said slowly, "Does Mr. Cheng like writing?"

"How dare he accept the gift of four thousand!" Zhao Xiaoxing broke the truth with one word.

Everyone immediately chattered and said: "That's right, that's right. Mr. Cheng doesn't like to accept gifts from employees. He doesn't need to give such expensive gifts, and it doesn't look good to be known."

Brother Tao hesitated, and asked again: "Then give me a 2000 yuan wallet?"

"Mr. Cheng gave up his wallet of tens of thousands of yuan and used our 2000 yuan wallet? No."

"Send calligraphy and painting!"

"I rely on Mr. Cheng and I'm not over fifty yet."

"Send a tie!"

"Do you want to be hunted down by Mrs. Cheng!"

"Give me a watch."

"Are you willing to give it away if the price is less than ten thousand?"

"So what, courtesy is light and affection is heavy."

"It's nothing, President Cheng won't be able to use it..."

"Give me an oven."

"Hey, the oven..."

Everyone froze for a moment, and then said in unison: "What the hell is sending an oven!!!! You still want Mr. Cheng to go home and bake cakes!"

"Hey, it would be nice to let Mr. Cheng go home and bake cakes." Qu Cong said slowly.

"And the oven can also make egg tarts, puffs, biscuits, popcorn, toast, baked sweet potatoes, baked potatoes, as well as roasted chicken, duck, goose, and squid..." Ouyang Qian couldn't help swallowing her saliva, and said : "Shall we go to barbecue later?!"

"Hey, get out of here, foodies." Huang Yixin pushed Ouyang Qian away with a snap, and said, "But will Mr. Cheng be useful?"

Wang Chen is full of confidence: "It will definitely be useful." He was still discussing at home yesterday that he should find time to buy an oven to make egg tarts. Why can't he use it.

"How do you know?" Li Yuxin hesitated.

Zhao Xiaoxing was upset, and said: "Just send the oven, otherwise what do you say?"

"I..." Before Li Yuxin answered, Zhao Xiaoxing said, "Is there anything cheaper and more suitable than this?"

Li Yuxin lost the battle, "Okay, give me a thousand or so."

"Ah? Do you want to send such an expensive one?" Zhao Xiaoxing said.

"Otherwise, how much money do you think is appropriate?" Li Yuxin said angrily.

"One or two hundred will be very useful." Zhao Xiaoxing touched his chin and replied.

Li Yuxin grabbed a magazine, covered Zhao Xiaoxing's face, and said, "Stay poor!"

Ou Yunjin patted the board, and said: "Just give away about [-] ovens, and a cookbook as a gift, do you have any comments?"

"no!"

"Okay, the meeting is over, I'll buy the oven, you just wait to pay the money."

Everyone nodded and packed their things to get off work. Only Zhao Xiaoxing followed behind Ou Yunjin secretly, and said secretly: "Hey, Ou Yunjin, remember not to buy too expensive ones."

"Did you spend your money in the game again?" Ou Yunjin gave him a sideways look.

"No," Zhao Xiaoxing denied, "I want to go to Dongting Lake on the Double Ninth Festival, can't I save money?"

"Oh." Ou Yunjin understood, and said, "Want to eat hairy crabs?"

Zhao Xiaoxing nodded hastily, and said: "The specification of my crab feast depends on you, if you are a brother, please help."

"Well, can I buy a 999.9 one?"

"Can you move the decimal point forward?"

Ou Yunjin looked at his pitiful appearance and smiled, "The gift you gave Fengyu is only worth 10 yuan?"

"No way! He bullied me so much in the game." Zhao Xiaoxing was indignant.

"Tsk." Ou Yunjin was helpless, "I'll go online tonight to help you get back a few rounds."

"Hahahahahaha that's great! Go online after taking a shower, kill that guy and fuck off, oh no, it's a piece of armor."

"Yes." Ou Yunjin replied.

"The thing about the gift..."

"I'll help you with your part, but we will go together on the Double Ninth Festival."

"Of course no problem." Zhao Xiaoxing agreed, it would be better for Ou Yunjin to go with him. From childhood to adulthood, they don't need to spend money when they travel together!

Now that he can leave a sum of money so that the moonlight won't be lost, Zhao Xiaoxing's calculations are crackling in his heart, how to calculate Ou Yunjin's fate, the corners of his mouth can't help drooling.

Ou Yunjin looked at Zhao Xiaoxing who was full of joy, and said, "You are responsible for the air ticket and hotel."

"Ah?" Zhao Xiaoxing wailed.

"what happened?"

"No, it's all costing me..." Zhao Xiaoxing was anxious.

"Didn't you just get a bonus last month, 5000 yuan?"

"That's my wife Ben, don't move easily!"

"Okay, two thousand for the oven, oh no, three thousand."

"Okay, okay, I'll book a room, I'll buy a ticket!"

"Buy air tickets, not train tickets." Ou Yunjin had to guard against it.

Zhao Xiaoxing was impatient, "I know, what are you worried about."

"Hmph." Ou Yunjin made a mocking face.

"Hey, what's your attitude, be careful I won't order it."

"Oh, three thousand ovens."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ou Yunjin, I told auntie that you bullied me!"

"You go~" Ou Yunjin teased Zhao Xiaoxing with joy.