The Primitive World of Planar Trading
Chapter 13 Nonsense
Although the system is a little tricky, but the system brand dried fish is really delicious, crispy, fragrant and dry, with a fragrant spicy taste, not to mention, Wu Nuo has never tasted such delicious food in his life small dried fish.
A whole bag of small dried fish weighing about 1 jin was divided between Wu Nuo and Damao one by one as a supper.
After finishing the last small dried fish, each person and cat licked their mouths, still wanting more.
"Did you make these dried fish this afternoon?" Bai knew very well that there was something on Wu Nuo's body. The dried fish was not in his impression, because he was not there in the afternoon, so he subjectively thought that these dried fish were Wu Nuo made it in the afternoon.
Wu Nuo is in trouble now.
Are you telling the truth?Or just make up a lie?
To be honest, he wasn't sure if he would be kicked out of the tribe as a monster for nothing, or if he would end up worse.After all, from ancient times to the present, human beings have great fear and rejection of the unknown.
Wu Nuo is sure that he can tell a lie casually this time, and deceive Bai, the simplest thing is just to follow Bai's lead, saying that he made the dried fish in the afternoon.
But a lie often needs more lies to be fulfilled. If you tell too many lies, you will either become a slick liar full of nonsense, or be exposed and lose everything you cheated.Returning home is far away. Before that, he will live in the Changhe Tribe. At the same time, he will definitely not give up using the system. He will definitely attract attention if he keeps bringing out things that do not belong to this world. Maybe he can even use lies once or twice. In the past, it was impossible for a long time.
After all, the primitive tribe is not the modern society, the society where people are so indifferent that they die at home for ten and a half months without neighbors knowing.
And he is now living in Bai's house, even lying on the same bed with Bai.
Wu Nuo didn't think that his lying skills were so advanced that he could easily deceive cohabitants for a long time.
Big cat, to some extent, big cat is his savior.If the big cat hadn't brought him back to the Changhe Tribe, he wouldn't be where he is now, and he might have been gnawed to nothing by wild beasts.
For this life-saving grace, he shouldn't lie to the big cat.
However, to tell the truth, Wu Nuo didn't know where to start.Not to mention, will the big cat believe that he can understand it? Even he himself doesn't understand what is going on with time travel and the system. Where did he start talking to the big cat?
We can only find a compromise.
Wu Nuo straightened out the thoughts in his head, organized his language, and then whispered to the big cat: "I'll tell you a secret, you can't tell others."
"Secret?" The big cat didn't know what it meant when he heard this word for the first time, but he understood the second half of the sentence, "Well, I won't tell anyone, neither will the big witch, I can swear to the beast god "Only he knows, the secret, um, the little pure man's secret, the big cat pricked up his ears, and his heart jumped a little ︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿.
Well, maybe not just a little cheer.
Under the faint yellow moonlight, Wu Nuo looked at the big cat's curious and trusting eyes, feeling a little guilty for some reason.
He cleared his throat and said, "Little dried fish is a reward from God." The supernatural trading system, not to mention people in this primitive world, is like a god-like incomprehensible existence to him.He remembered that when he was studying, he seemed to read an article, which said that in fact, the gods in human history were all aliens. The evidence is that there are murals in the pyramid that are very similar to modern astronauts.
He, this shouldn't be considered a lie, right?
The big cat was so surprised that it almost exploded: "God? Reward?"
Wu Nuo gestured to silence, and said in a low voice: "God brought me to this world to practice, and he gave me some special missions. If I complete these missions, he will reward me. If I fail to complete them, I will be punished. "
System: ... just quietly watch the stupid host act aggressively.
Big Cat felt that his three views had been brushed over again, and he remembered the stories that the big witch told him when he was a child, "Then you are the angel that the big witch said?"
What the hell is an angel? !
Now Wu Nuo was surprised, there really are so-called gods in this world, right?So, as expected, QAQ should not lie!
However, since the beginning has already been started, Wu Nuo can only resign himself to his fate and write it down: "Probably, isn't it."
Bai didn't expect that the little pure man he picked up would have such a great background, no wonder the little pure man is so smart, he actually picked up a divine envoy ︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿!The big cat couldn't help being a little proud, but also a little worried. The chubby cat's face was almost wrinkled: "Then will you leave here in the future?"
This Wu Nuo really didn't know, and the system refused to give an accurate answer.However, Wu Nuo felt that if he really had the chance to go home, he would definitely go back.However, seeing the deep trust and reluctance in the big cat's eyes, the words that he decided to go home became, "If God allows me to leave one day, I will ask it to take you with me."
At that time, the big cat might have grown up and formed his own family, so he wouldn't go away with him.
The living environment of the big cat is very simple. On this planet, God has absolute authority. No one dares to lie in the name of God. He didn't tell the truth. As a matter of course, he took Wu Nuo's casual comfort as a promise, regarded it as an honor, and kept it firmly in his heart.
He remembered that the great witch seemed to have said that after the envoy came, he would choose the most powerful orc to be his guardian orc. When the envoy left, he would bring his guardian orc back to the embrace of the beast god.
Now his little pure man, no, the little angel has told him his true identity, does it mean that he is the chosen one?
↑Above, the brain supplement is a disease, and the big cat who mistakenly took the bedtime story seriously has obviously given up treatment ╮(╯▽╰)╭Bai was so excited that he wagged his tail, nodded heavily, and solemnly promised, "You Don't worry, I will definitely not tell other people your identity, God's mission, I can also help you."
Wu Nuo was almost overwhelmed by the earnest face of the fat cat in front of him. How could the big cat be so caring and obedient, as if he felt a little guilty.
"Thank you." We must treat the big cat better in the future, Wu Nuo rubbed the fleshy cat's face, thinking seriously.
After the little dried fish was finished, the half-truths and half-false lies were finished, and the heart was made, Wu Nuo quickly fell asleep with the big cat in his arms.
When the sun rises again, a new day begins.
All the prey that Bai brought back from the black forest yesterday were not processed. Wu Nuo took a look and saw that there were 5 prey in total. Except for one that looked a bit like a rabbit and the other that looked a bit like a pheasant, the other three were totally unknown to them. .
Bai has not grown up for a long time, and is even smaller than other cubs in the tribe. With this size, he is destined to be unable to catch large prey, and even if he catches it by luck, it will be difficult to get it back.
Therefore, what Bai caught were small animals.Fortunately, the water and grass are abundant now, and these small animals are quite fat. Wu Nuo visually estimated that they weighed at least 20 kilograms together. I really don't know how Bai used his small body to get it back.
Among the five prey, three have been killed by Bai, and only the two rabbits and pheasants are still alive.
Wu Nuo seriously discussed with Bai: "There are so many things, we can't eat them all at once, so why not raise long teeth and meat birds."
Long Fang, the name of the gray fur ball that resembles a rabbit, is different from the rabbits Wu Nuo has seen. Its teeth are longer and sharper, its ears are slightly shorter, and its whole face looks fiercer than a docile rabbit. Many, sharp claws, bad temper, belong to omnivorous animals, meat and vegetables are not taboo.
Meat birds, with extremely gorgeous tail feathers under the gray and white fur, but unfortunately they have been scratched bald by white, because they look like birds but can only glide but not fly, and they have a lot of meat, so they are called meat birds by the Changhe tribe title.Meat birds are also omnivores, and their tempers are as violent as tusks.But I don't know if it's because of the fear of being injured, or because the beautiful tail it is proud of is gone, and the chubby meat bird is a little huddled in the corner and has no energy.
"You can keep it if you like." When autumn comes, many people in the tribe will raise the prey that they can't finish, and kill them when there is no food in the cold winter.Bai used to be alone and didn't have so much energy to raise prey, so he handed over the extra living animals to the big witch, who would ask someone to help him raise them, and eat them when there was no food in winter.Relying on this method, Bai has already survived many cold winters of hunger.
This year is different, he lives with Xiao Chunren, and needs more food in the cold winter than in previous years.Moreover, if he transformed before the cold winter, he would definitely eat more than usual in the cold winter.Obviously, Bai never thought about the problem that he might not be able to transform into a primitive beast.
He has to prepare more food this autumn, he wants to make his little envoy fat ︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿.
The open space behind the Bai family's house is very large. It seems that prey was raised a long time ago, and there are traces of a fence around it.It had been too long since it had been cleaned up, the wooden fence had rotted, and the clearing was overgrown with weeds.
Wu Nuo was worried that Changya and Meatbird would run away, so he got local materials, cut some strong vines, and tied Changya and Meatbird to a wooden stake in the backyard.
When you are free, you have to clean it up. This yard can support many animals.Wu Nuo thought.
Long Fang and Meat Bird had been hungry all night, and regardless of their status as prisoners, their appetites continued to ravage the weeds and fruits in the yard and the bugs hiding in the grass.
"Bai, let's catch more long-toothed and meaty birds and bring them back with small long-toothed and small meaty birds." Wu Nuo tried his best to communicate with Bai in the language of the Changhe Tribe, but his vocabulary seemed very poor.
"Yeah." The little long-tooth and the little meat bird are a bit difficult to raise, but the little angel will definitely be able to raise them well︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿.Bai flicked his tail, and his ice-blue round eyes were full of confidence.
"Then let's go back to eat first."
"Ooooh (okay)." The big cat followed Wu Nuo step by step, and the warm morning sun cast a layer of soft light gold on their bodies.
At this time, Wu Nuo didn't know how terrible changes he had brought to Bai, to the Changhe Tribe and even to the entire planet.
The author has something to say: Wu Nuo: The gears of fate began to turn silently.
System: I don't want to say anything, just silently watch the stupid host act aggressively.
Wu Nuo: ...
A whole bag of small dried fish weighing about 1 jin was divided between Wu Nuo and Damao one by one as a supper.
After finishing the last small dried fish, each person and cat licked their mouths, still wanting more.
"Did you make these dried fish this afternoon?" Bai knew very well that there was something on Wu Nuo's body. The dried fish was not in his impression, because he was not there in the afternoon, so he subjectively thought that these dried fish were Wu Nuo made it in the afternoon.
Wu Nuo is in trouble now.
Are you telling the truth?Or just make up a lie?
To be honest, he wasn't sure if he would be kicked out of the tribe as a monster for nothing, or if he would end up worse.After all, from ancient times to the present, human beings have great fear and rejection of the unknown.
Wu Nuo is sure that he can tell a lie casually this time, and deceive Bai, the simplest thing is just to follow Bai's lead, saying that he made the dried fish in the afternoon.
But a lie often needs more lies to be fulfilled. If you tell too many lies, you will either become a slick liar full of nonsense, or be exposed and lose everything you cheated.Returning home is far away. Before that, he will live in the Changhe Tribe. At the same time, he will definitely not give up using the system. He will definitely attract attention if he keeps bringing out things that do not belong to this world. Maybe he can even use lies once or twice. In the past, it was impossible for a long time.
After all, the primitive tribe is not the modern society, the society where people are so indifferent that they die at home for ten and a half months without neighbors knowing.
And he is now living in Bai's house, even lying on the same bed with Bai.
Wu Nuo didn't think that his lying skills were so advanced that he could easily deceive cohabitants for a long time.
Big cat, to some extent, big cat is his savior.If the big cat hadn't brought him back to the Changhe Tribe, he wouldn't be where he is now, and he might have been gnawed to nothing by wild beasts.
For this life-saving grace, he shouldn't lie to the big cat.
However, to tell the truth, Wu Nuo didn't know where to start.Not to mention, will the big cat believe that he can understand it? Even he himself doesn't understand what is going on with time travel and the system. Where did he start talking to the big cat?
We can only find a compromise.
Wu Nuo straightened out the thoughts in his head, organized his language, and then whispered to the big cat: "I'll tell you a secret, you can't tell others."
"Secret?" The big cat didn't know what it meant when he heard this word for the first time, but he understood the second half of the sentence, "Well, I won't tell anyone, neither will the big witch, I can swear to the beast god "Only he knows, the secret, um, the little pure man's secret, the big cat pricked up his ears, and his heart jumped a little ︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿.
Well, maybe not just a little cheer.
Under the faint yellow moonlight, Wu Nuo looked at the big cat's curious and trusting eyes, feeling a little guilty for some reason.
He cleared his throat and said, "Little dried fish is a reward from God." The supernatural trading system, not to mention people in this primitive world, is like a god-like incomprehensible existence to him.He remembered that when he was studying, he seemed to read an article, which said that in fact, the gods in human history were all aliens. The evidence is that there are murals in the pyramid that are very similar to modern astronauts.
He, this shouldn't be considered a lie, right?
The big cat was so surprised that it almost exploded: "God? Reward?"
Wu Nuo gestured to silence, and said in a low voice: "God brought me to this world to practice, and he gave me some special missions. If I complete these missions, he will reward me. If I fail to complete them, I will be punished. "
System: ... just quietly watch the stupid host act aggressively.
Big Cat felt that his three views had been brushed over again, and he remembered the stories that the big witch told him when he was a child, "Then you are the angel that the big witch said?"
What the hell is an angel? !
Now Wu Nuo was surprised, there really are so-called gods in this world, right?So, as expected, QAQ should not lie!
However, since the beginning has already been started, Wu Nuo can only resign himself to his fate and write it down: "Probably, isn't it."
Bai didn't expect that the little pure man he picked up would have such a great background, no wonder the little pure man is so smart, he actually picked up a divine envoy ︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿!The big cat couldn't help being a little proud, but also a little worried. The chubby cat's face was almost wrinkled: "Then will you leave here in the future?"
This Wu Nuo really didn't know, and the system refused to give an accurate answer.However, Wu Nuo felt that if he really had the chance to go home, he would definitely go back.However, seeing the deep trust and reluctance in the big cat's eyes, the words that he decided to go home became, "If God allows me to leave one day, I will ask it to take you with me."
At that time, the big cat might have grown up and formed his own family, so he wouldn't go away with him.
The living environment of the big cat is very simple. On this planet, God has absolute authority. No one dares to lie in the name of God. He didn't tell the truth. As a matter of course, he took Wu Nuo's casual comfort as a promise, regarded it as an honor, and kept it firmly in his heart.
He remembered that the great witch seemed to have said that after the envoy came, he would choose the most powerful orc to be his guardian orc. When the envoy left, he would bring his guardian orc back to the embrace of the beast god.
Now his little pure man, no, the little angel has told him his true identity, does it mean that he is the chosen one?
↑Above, the brain supplement is a disease, and the big cat who mistakenly took the bedtime story seriously has obviously given up treatment ╮(╯▽╰)╭Bai was so excited that he wagged his tail, nodded heavily, and solemnly promised, "You Don't worry, I will definitely not tell other people your identity, God's mission, I can also help you."
Wu Nuo was almost overwhelmed by the earnest face of the fat cat in front of him. How could the big cat be so caring and obedient, as if he felt a little guilty.
"Thank you." We must treat the big cat better in the future, Wu Nuo rubbed the fleshy cat's face, thinking seriously.
After the little dried fish was finished, the half-truths and half-false lies were finished, and the heart was made, Wu Nuo quickly fell asleep with the big cat in his arms.
When the sun rises again, a new day begins.
All the prey that Bai brought back from the black forest yesterday were not processed. Wu Nuo took a look and saw that there were 5 prey in total. Except for one that looked a bit like a rabbit and the other that looked a bit like a pheasant, the other three were totally unknown to them. .
Bai has not grown up for a long time, and is even smaller than other cubs in the tribe. With this size, he is destined to be unable to catch large prey, and even if he catches it by luck, it will be difficult to get it back.
Therefore, what Bai caught were small animals.Fortunately, the water and grass are abundant now, and these small animals are quite fat. Wu Nuo visually estimated that they weighed at least 20 kilograms together. I really don't know how Bai used his small body to get it back.
Among the five prey, three have been killed by Bai, and only the two rabbits and pheasants are still alive.
Wu Nuo seriously discussed with Bai: "There are so many things, we can't eat them all at once, so why not raise long teeth and meat birds."
Long Fang, the name of the gray fur ball that resembles a rabbit, is different from the rabbits Wu Nuo has seen. Its teeth are longer and sharper, its ears are slightly shorter, and its whole face looks fiercer than a docile rabbit. Many, sharp claws, bad temper, belong to omnivorous animals, meat and vegetables are not taboo.
Meat birds, with extremely gorgeous tail feathers under the gray and white fur, but unfortunately they have been scratched bald by white, because they look like birds but can only glide but not fly, and they have a lot of meat, so they are called meat birds by the Changhe tribe title.Meat birds are also omnivores, and their tempers are as violent as tusks.But I don't know if it's because of the fear of being injured, or because the beautiful tail it is proud of is gone, and the chubby meat bird is a little huddled in the corner and has no energy.
"You can keep it if you like." When autumn comes, many people in the tribe will raise the prey that they can't finish, and kill them when there is no food in the cold winter.Bai used to be alone and didn't have so much energy to raise prey, so he handed over the extra living animals to the big witch, who would ask someone to help him raise them, and eat them when there was no food in winter.Relying on this method, Bai has already survived many cold winters of hunger.
This year is different, he lives with Xiao Chunren, and needs more food in the cold winter than in previous years.Moreover, if he transformed before the cold winter, he would definitely eat more than usual in the cold winter.Obviously, Bai never thought about the problem that he might not be able to transform into a primitive beast.
He has to prepare more food this autumn, he wants to make his little envoy fat ︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿.
The open space behind the Bai family's house is very large. It seems that prey was raised a long time ago, and there are traces of a fence around it.It had been too long since it had been cleaned up, the wooden fence had rotted, and the clearing was overgrown with weeds.
Wu Nuo was worried that Changya and Meatbird would run away, so he got local materials, cut some strong vines, and tied Changya and Meatbird to a wooden stake in the backyard.
When you are free, you have to clean it up. This yard can support many animals.Wu Nuo thought.
Long Fang and Meat Bird had been hungry all night, and regardless of their status as prisoners, their appetites continued to ravage the weeds and fruits in the yard and the bugs hiding in the grass.
"Bai, let's catch more long-toothed and meaty birds and bring them back with small long-toothed and small meaty birds." Wu Nuo tried his best to communicate with Bai in the language of the Changhe Tribe, but his vocabulary seemed very poor.
"Yeah." The little long-tooth and the little meat bird are a bit difficult to raise, but the little angel will definitely be able to raise them well︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿.Bai flicked his tail, and his ice-blue round eyes were full of confidence.
"Then let's go back to eat first."
"Ooooh (okay)." The big cat followed Wu Nuo step by step, and the warm morning sun cast a layer of soft light gold on their bodies.
At this time, Wu Nuo didn't know how terrible changes he had brought to Bai, to the Changhe Tribe and even to the entire planet.
The author has something to say: Wu Nuo: The gears of fate began to turn silently.
System: I don't want to say anything, just silently watch the stupid host act aggressively.
Wu Nuo: ...
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