Wu Meiniang's classic story

The sky will fail. "

The spirit man said: Master, the monsters are all for your Taoist clothes. They want to absorb the aura of the Taoist clothes to live forever, and you are the reincarnation of the golden boy who sat down by the old master. The aura in your body can be immortal if the monster catches it. It's an important target for monsters. "

Song Monk said: "Okay, spiritual person, is it okay for me to listen to you as a teacher, but it's freezing here, there is no cave, there is only this room, and you have Shun Lingyun, if you want to sleep, you can find spring warmth just by flipping through it." There is a place to rest, but being a teacher is different from Gangcai and others. There are still spirits, and now they are teachers.

The teacher is a little hungry, you go to use Shun Lingyun to have a meal with the teacher, the teacher is really hungry. "

The spirit said: "Okay, I'll go and make some vegetarian meals with Master, Gangcai Moyang and Beihai Longma. Master, please save yourself here and let Moyang and Gangcai protect you well."

Gangcai said: "Brother, this is the Dao bowl of Huazhai. You can ask us for some delicious food." "The spirit man said: Okay, you just know how to eat this food. As a guard with a knife in the heavenly court, can't you change your bad habits? You don't mind embarrassing the heavenly world, the Jade Emperor, and the Taoist ancestor."

The spirit said: Master Moyang, the guard, although this little guard is strong, but he is very perverted, if a female monster comes and deceives him, it will be bad. Last time, it was this idiot who almost let the master be poisoned by the monster. The food is ruined.

At that time, the Taoist clothes were almost taken away. Fortunately, I found out quickly, otherwise I really don’t know what will happen. Gang Cai said: Brother Lingzhe, don’t mention the past, I will protect the master, you Go get some food first, please come back.The spirit said: I'm going to get some fast food, don't move me here and come back soon.

"Song Monk said: The poor Taoist knows, the spirit man will go and come back quickly, so the spirit man and his master Hua Zhai used the Shun Lingyun to go to Hua Zhai in other places where there is no ice and heavy snow."

Mo Yang said: Brother Lingzhe has gone to Huazhai, we are waiting for him to return, don't be careful to prevent monsters from coming to steal Taoist uniforms, Gangcai and I will protect Master, I will protect you with a snow cover, don't move around, wait Brother Spirit is back, so it is convenient for us to carry forward our mission. "

The spirit came to a farmer in a mountain village and saw a farmer cooking. He wanted to ask for a few bowls for the brothers to enjoy. I will definitely thank this old man for giving me some food. I also have a master and two senior brothers who also want some, so please give me some food. "

The old farmer said: You are a Taoist priest from afar, no wonder your body looks like a little black charcoal monster. The spirit thought to himself: Forget it, let him say, anyway, he is an old man who has no knowledge, my Grandpa Xiaoling does not blame him, It's better to hurry up and get some food to send to the brainless Taoist priest, so that he won't be tricked into taking the Taoist clothes and being taken away by the monster again.

Otherwise, I will be escorted back to Kunlun Mountain by Yuanshi Tianzun for questioning, then my work will be in vain, I have to get food quickly, oops, old man, please show us a few mouthfuls of food , we don't have much money, please give us some. "

The old farmer said: You little cleverness, for the sake of your suffering, I will get you some food to eat, and the spirit man said: Then thank you old man, you are merciful, the world knows it, and there will be good rewards. "

After the old man took out a few bowls of vegetarian food, the spirit man cast a spell to make the rice smaller and frightened the old man. The old man said: Are you a monster?

"The spirit said: You old man, don't insult people casually all the time. I'm not a monster. I'm a spirit with magic power. What do you know?"

The spirit said: But that's what you say, old man, I thank you for the rice, goodbye, so the spirit hurried back to protect Song Seng Dao Changsheng in case his Taoist clothes would be stolen by monsters, but at this time Song Seng asked Mo Yang to find him. But he couldn't find a house nearby, only that evil place had a house. "

Monk Song thought there was a demonic aura, but there was no one there. The monster must have gone away. Even a monster is not necessarily a bad person. He hadn't waited for the spirit to come back. He couldn't bear it. He decided to live in that house and wait for the spirit. or come back. "

Unable to bear it, Song Seng decided to live in that monster-like house for one night. He thought that the monster should leave, because the magic power of the spirit is strong, and the monster should escape because of the strong magic power of the spirit. There is a lot of evil spirits. "

Song Monk said: "The spiritual man is very capable and he will definitely find us. Let's go to live in that room for a night first." Mo Yang said: "But didn't the brother say that there is a monster in that room? It must be a monster living here in case What to do when the monster comes back.

We don’t know the strength of that monster. If we can’t beat us, we are caught and the master’s Taoist clothes are robbed by monsters. What should we do? We’d better wait for Brother Spirit Zhe to come back, endure the cold and move on to find a warm cave to rest policy. "

Song Seng said: The monster must have thought that the spirit man was so powerful that he ran away in fright. We don't have to worry about it and just go in and live there. He can't do anything to the teacher when the spirit man comes back. "

Mo Yang said: "Okay, master, Hong Kong and I will protect you. Even if the monster comes back, the two of us will resist it. Anyway, we don't know his strength, so we can't resist him if he is strong. If the mana is low, we can resist it." Absolutely not afraid.

Will definitely protect the safety of the master. "Song Monk said: Needless to say, let's go to the house to rest for a night first. The cold here is too cold for me. I can't stand it. Don't be afraid of your powerful mana, but my body is a mortal body. I can't stand it." Living in this icy cold air, let’s hurry into the house and say, we don’t have to worry about the spirit man, he will come back to find us soon, don’t worry about him.”

So the three of them walked for a long time to come here, and saw a very beautiful house... Gangcai went in and looked at it, then came out and said: Master, there is really no one or monster inside, although I smell some monsters, But it is probably because the brother of the spirit man, Fali Gaoqiang, is afraid of us, so we can sleep as we like without worrying, and the bed in that room is very spectacular. "

Song Monk said: No matter how spectacular the bed is, it is not ours. We just use it as a place to rest for a night. Besides, this is not where ordinary people live, but even if it belongs to monsters, we can’t do sneaky things. Bang, did you hear that? Gangcai and Moyang said: Don't worry, master, we will never move, we still want to complete the mission sooner. "

After seeing the beautiful quilt, Hong Kong said: "This life is so beautiful, like shining gold. I don't know that the rich family lived here before, and these days the monsters also praised their private money to get such a good gold quilt. If this monster If the angry house is a monster, then this monster is too good at living, Mo Yang said: It has nothing to do with us whether you care about his living or not. "

Song Monk said: "You can't be rude in Hong Kong. Could it be that you want to steal the gold quilt here? It's not possible. I heard from the spirit that you have stolen other people's money before. You can't do this. You are my way to prepare now." Disciples who have fulfilled the great mission, you must not make the mistakes of the past, otherwise you will be sorry for the teachings of Taoist ancestors.

Gangcai said: "Master, why are you so rational? I won't steal him. I just borrowed him to sleep for a night. There is another one from the master, please use it." "

The superficially sanctimonious Song monk said, "It will be one night as a teacher, but you will leave quickly after the ice and snow are over tomorrow. If you have the idea of ​​stealing the gold quilt, don't blame the teacher and tell the spirit man that he will beat you." ass off. "

Gangcai said: "Master, don't worry, I won't steal it at all, but you can't let that brother oppress me, he doesn't care about the severity."

Gangcai Lingqi took a look and saw three gold silk padded jackets and said: Master, look here is a gold silk padded jacket, it is so beautiful, come and see it, master. "

Song Monk said: "Looking at you, your root will not change. You probably want to steal this clothes again." Gang Cai said: "This room is full of monsters, so it's the clothes of monsters. So what if you steal it, master?" , Since I followed the master, you and I have never touched mortal things. Besides, this is a monster's thing. If it is stolen, it will be stolen and people will not see it. "

At this time, the golden silk three-padded jacket turned into a demon rope, tied the three of them up and automatically sent them back to the demon cave a hundred miles north, because the monster calculated that Song Seng and others would come here, so he set up a mana for the golden silk padded jacket They caught several people, but the reason why the monster didn't get the other two was because the spirit man had high mana and was afraid they wouldn't be able to get them, and the Beihai dragon horse who made a mistake was useless, so he didn't get the other two padded jackets. "

Song Seng and others were brought here by the monster's spell, and the white horse was also dropped here, so the house and the cold snow field disappeared. "

"It is said that after being transformed into a monster cave by a monster, the monk Song said: The house was really transformed by a monster. The spirit man, come back quickly and save him as a teacher. Gang who was tied up cried: This monster is so unreasonable that it can change and deceive people. If you have the ability, come out and solve your grandfather's fair duel with your grandfather."

At this moment, Beihai Longma, who made a mistake, wanted to take this opportunity to rescue his master, but he was also caught by the monster and tied up. Song Seng was terrified when he saw the tied up Beihai Longma. It was the first time that Beihai Longma came to rescue As a teacher, but was still arrested. "

Little monster wait, took the luggage and Taoist uniform, threw the horse aside, and caught the three of them, the god tiger demon king also appeared, after that, Mo Yang held his breath and broke the rope, saw the boss fighting with him but After being defeated by Shenhu in an instant and killed, Laojun appeared on the stage. "

Shenhu said: "It turns out that Laojun came out. What advice do you have?" Laojun said: "Let's talk about advice."