【殢师】My family has a Dalmatian

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After that night, the two lived together inexplicably.

Since becoming financially capable, Wuyi has always lived with Jilu and is used to living with his family.For him, the current situation is just a new cohabitant, and there is not much difference.

Now that I have decided to live together, I naturally hope to have a deeper understanding of my roommate, so that I will not accidentally step on each other's thunder, or be too tolerant of some of the other's habits and make myself unhappy.That's why Wuyi rarely gets off work early, so he plans to buy vegetables and go back home to show off his talents, treat his new roommate to a good meal, as a reward for last night's supper, and let's talk about it.

However, the world is changing rapidly, and the plan will never keep up with the changes.

On the way back, Wuyi thought over and over how not to startle the snake with clichés, and repeated the sand table deduction in his mind. He thought the layout was excellent, but he was immediately cut in half when he stepped into the house.Because the white-haired young man was faster than him, he had already prepared three dishes and one soup, leaving Wu Yi with no place to display his skills, so he could only sit down in a daze, took the bowl and chopsticks and ate in silence.During this period, whenever he wanted to ask, the other party would put meat and vegetables for him "at the right time", so he could only say thank you. Seeing more and more dishes in the bowl, he had to praise the youth dishes from time to time for cooking well, The rice was cooked deliciously, and there was no chance to do a wealth check at all.

Last night, the young man was asked to cook the noodles and wash the dishes. Today, since people have prepared dinner, I will wash the dishes by myself.But now I hope that the young man will stay and rush to wash the dishes, so that he will have the opportunity to ask questions aside. Unexpectedly, the young man didn't say anything after hearing the words, but turned his head and left with a bold "hmm", leaving nothing behind. The clothes are washed slowly in the kitchen alone.

After washing the dishes and chopsticks, I took a shower. There was still some time before going to bed. I glanced at the person sitting on the sofa with one hand sliding the phone and the other pressing the remote control. He switched the TV from the first to the last one, and then back to the last. At the beginning, his face was indifferent, as if he lacked interest.

——This is a good opportunity!

He took the remote control away from the young man and turned off the TV, ready to have a long talk, but unfortunately, no matter whether he asked for advice, coaxed, or threatened, the young man’s tone was very tight, and he refused to say anything, no To be silent is to snort a few times, to ignore the response, and finally to use the ultimate trick when you feel annoyed——Obviously you forgot me, why should I answer you kindly?

Just two words hit Wuyi hard, and he couldn't say a word for a long time. He could only sulk in his heart, poked his finger on the young man's chest unwillingly, and complained angrily, "If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't call you Damaiding, you should be called Clam shells and clams are right" and so on, the young man's eyebrows were raised high, and his eyes were filled with warmth.

Tried several times without any results, completely wasted effort, and then simply gave up.The twisted melon is not sweet, and when the young man's conscience finds out, he will take the initiative to tell him, don't worry.Furthermore, forgetting does not mean non-existence. I believe that after a long time, he will be able to remember where he has seen him before, and then who he is.They live together every day and spend a lot of time in contact with each other. Slowly observe by themselves, and the answers they find must be more detailed and rich than what others tell.

It’s strange to say that two people who have never lived together, logically speaking, should have friction and dissatisfaction due to their different growth environments and different lifestyles, and then run in with each other, learn from each other, solve problems together, and become a shared relationship between the two. Living habits - the general normal procedure is like this.

But after a few days of getting along, the two did not have any conflicts or quarrels, and they got along very well. Even for trivial matters such as squeezing toothpaste, the first person squeezed the toothpaste until it was distorted, and the second person smoothed the toothpaste back without saying a word. The next day After the two finished grooming in the morning, the toothpaste was still standing straight and neatly. When I brushed my teeth before going to bed at night, I found that the toothpaste was equipped with a pusher, which made it easier to use. Naturally, there was no dissatisfaction or conflict.

There are too many little things like this in life. Every time Wuyi finds out, the favorability of the new roommate will increase again, and points will be added. As for other "little things", I don't care about them.

The so-called "little things" refer to things that you can't understand and adapt to and feel uncomfortable at the moment of the incident, but you still acquiesce to it after the incident, and you are still hesitating whether to refuse to stop it.

For example, besides being afraid of grinding your teeth and talking in your sleep in the middle of the night, your bedmate also hates the constant alarm ringing early in the morning.

Even though the living habits of the two are similar, the pace of life is still somewhat different.

It is not clear what kind of work the young man is engaged in. At least during this period of time, he was still sleeping when he went out without clothes, and he was still at home when he returned home. The delicious and hot dinner, that's why he doesn't really mind whether the young man goes out to work. If he loses his job, he is willing to pay a reasonable fee to ask the young man to be a full-time housekeeper, but the other party doesn't mean it, so he can only stay in the living room Put a piggy bank and put some change in it every day, so that he can save him when he needs it.

As a kindergarten teacher, although Wuyi and Fengying don't have to drive the baby car around to pick up the children early in the morning, they also have to help prepare the teaching materials, make snacks, clean up the children before they enter the kindergarten, and fill in the log records. Things, very busy early in the morning, it is really difficult to be lazy and arrive late.

It takes fifteen to twenty-ten minutes to walk from the house to the kindergarten, and it takes ten minutes to finish washing and dressing. If you add breakfast and meals, it takes about half an hour. Calculating the time, you have to get up at 10:06.

At 06:30 in the morning, most of the people are fighting with the Duke of Zhou inseparably, and it is also the time when they are lingering with the quilt king to the climax. It takes a lot of strength and determination to get out of the battlefield, otherwise It will continue to sink into it, unable to extricate itself, and fall into the curse of the late demon king.

Wuyi is a light sleeper, and wakes up when there is any movement. Often, before the alarm clock is set, he is woken up by the early morning workers passing by delivering newspapers and milk. He opens his eyes and looks at the ceiling, sighs, and gets up to prepare breakfast.

Even the deer once laughed at him, if people all over the world were like him, the alarm clock would disappear.In order for Mr. Alarm Clock to keep his job opportunities and prevent him from being unemployed, he still sets the alarm clock every day. After the newspaper deliverer wakes him up, he continues to lie on the bed and simulate today's planned itinerary and to-do items in his mind. Press the button when the alarm rings, and get up to welcome the beginning of the day.

However, since the white-haired young man slept in the same room and bed with him, Mr. Alarm Clock has completely lost his job.

When it comes to sharing the same bed, I have to make a special mention.

In fact, due to his shallow sleep and difficulty in falling asleep, Wu Yi has always been reluctant to sleep with others. Even if the bed partner lying next to him is a well-accustomed bed partner who does not grit his teeth and talk in sleep, just turning over can wake him up .Therefore, instead of being tortured every day when everyone sleeps and I wake up alone, it is better to be alone and sleep better, so that if I can’t fall asleep, I won’t cause trouble to others by tossing and turning.

It can be deducted that the first night was drunk and fell asleep, and the overlord (?) embraced and slept in the arms of the bully when he couldn't figure out the situation the next night. After that, because there was no room for the new cohabitation I wanted him to sleep on the sofa in the living room for a few days, and then come to tidy up the room after the weekend, but the young man immediately rejected him, and even took advantage of him to go home and pack his luggage while he was at work. It means that it will be several days before Wu Yi realizes it.

On the third night of the stay, the white-haired youth still occupied half of the bed uninvited.Wu Yiben hesitated again and again, considering sleeping on the sofa or the floor by himself, but the young man forced him to stay on the grounds that he would catch a cold in the cold weather, and warmed his bed and warmed the quilt for him "intimately", letting him lie down I was surrounded by warmth, no longer suffering from the cold bed, and didn't want to leave the bedroom at all.

In the end, Wuyi was always worried that he would not sleep well and would be disturbed by tossing and turning, but after reminding the young man and asking him to be more tolerant, he closed his eyes and planned to count sheep to promote sleep.But the sheep had just been released from the fence, and fell asleep before counting half of them. The speed was so fast that the young man next to him couldn't help being dumbfounded.

I originally thought that I had been "woke up" by the newspaper students for many years. In order to avoid unnecessary alarms from waking up young people who didn't need to get up early, I took a rare day off from the alarm clock.Unexpectedly, he slept very soundly. When he woke up until dawn, he slept with the young man until the sun was high, so he had to call to ask for leave for the first time. Laughter, made him regret it.

The next day I obediently set the alarm clock, but in the end I still woke up until dawn, and the sun was already high when I woke up, but this time I called and could face it calmly. Cut off the phone and don't give the other party a chance to listen to gossip.

Doing a full-body checkup for Mr. Alarm Clock suspiciously, the battery is charged and the function is not broken, so it should not be its problem.Looking at the location again, it is different from the impression, there are traces of being moved, maybe I fell asleep until I was dizzy, unconsciously reached out to close it, and then continued to sleep.

Therefore, Wuyi discussed with the young man and asked him to put the alarm clock on a small table close to him. He had to get up to turn off the alarm clock. He was not afraid of falling asleep after turning it off, and the young man agreed.Unexpectedly, there is no lack of courtesy, so I still asked for leave the next day, and I simply asked for another day, and then it was the weekend, so I didn't have to face Fengxiu's face crying out for the famous painting for the time being.

At this point, Wuyi found that as long as the young man was by his side, he would no longer suffer from lack of sleep, as if he wanted to make up for all the sleep that was owed to him in the past.For him, the trouble now is not that he can't sleep well, but that he sleeps so well that he can't get up in the morning at all, which affects his work and life during the day.

This is not a good phenomenon, and a solution must be found.

Cooperation is powerful. Since one alarm clock can't wake you up, it should be okay to set more alarm clocks, right?So Mr. Alarm Clock, who has been lonely for many years, has a few more partners, standing neatly on the bedside table, lined up in a row, quite imposing.

Wuyi sacrificed the holiday with a spirit of experimentation, and set the alarm clock according to the normal working hours, hoping to see the effect.

Of course, the experiment naturally failed, but this time there was a major breakthrough - he caught the murderer!

"It turned out to be you! The murderer is you!" No wonder the ringtone was not heard at all, it was pressed by someone secretly!

When he said before that he would put the alarm clock on his end, the young man readily agreed. At that time, he thought that his new roommate was really a good person, and he wanted to help him despite the displeasure of being woken up early in the morning. Now that he thinks about it, it is his Sending the alarm clock gentleman into the tiger's mouth by himself makes it easier for that person to turn off the alarm clock!

With his hands on the last alarm clock button, the young man who had no time to wipe out the evidence couldn't explain himself. He glanced at the aggrieved victim and finally said two words lightly.

"It's noisy."

"You said it yourself." Although I was a little sorry for the young man, I still complained with confidence.

"..." After a moment of silence, he turned his head and looked out the window, sighing that the weather is so nice today.

Wuyi rolled his eyes indecently, thought for a while, and suggested: "Why don't you sleep separately. After breakfast, I'll tidy up the study and buy a bed and wardrobe, so you can have your own room."

Although sleeping separately will restore the light sleep state, it is better than oversleeping.

Still lamenting that you can't have both, but a certain Dalmatian refuses to cooperate.

"don't want."

"Then, you stay, I'll go to sleep in the study."

"I'm going to sleep in the study too."

"..." Has it evolved from a clam shell to a parrot now?

Resisting the urge to complain, I gently persuaded: "You don't like the alarm clock being noisy, but I have to get up early. There is no result for us to sleep together. It is better to separate earlier and give each other more space."

The crimson eyes stared quietly, the corners of his mouth moved and pressed down, and he was silent for a long time, so long that he had no clothes to think that the young man had fallen asleep with his eyes open, and a deep voice floated out suddenly.

"I have a way."

"Oh?" Looking suspiciously, he saw a trace of malice in the young man's eyes, which made him feel inexplicably uneasy.

Wanting to ask for clarification, the other party turned over and ignored him, and continued to sleep back into the cage to catch up on sleep.Wuyi had no choice but to shovel away the little lump in his heart and trust him for the time being.

The next day, the young man woke him up responsibly, but...

"Um……"

In his sleep, his breathing suddenly stopped, and he was dragged back from Duke Zhou's mansion.

Frowning, he waved away the hand pinching his nose, squinting and staring.

"...Don't you have any other options?" asked angrily.

"Yes, I'm afraid you won't dare to use it."

"What method?" Wouldn't it be a prank by throwing pepper and water or teasing him with stinky things?

"Do you want to try?"

"Try it." He was a little displeased with the tough method just now, and accepted the challenge with a little anger.

Seeing that the other party was in a bad mood, he patted his head and stroked his hair, "Go to sleep again."

"Hmm..." He replied vaguely, pulled up the quilt and closed his eyes before going back to sleep. "Call me at ten o'clock to do laundry..."

The time passed in a blink of an eye, and there was still a quarter of an hour before the ten o'clock appointment, and the young man made a move at this time.

Putting down the magazines to pass the time, the young man lay on his side next to the Sleeping Beauty, his bright red eyes shone brightly, as excited as a cheetah finding its prey.

I brushed away the loose hair, and the sufficient sleep in the past few days has nourished the skin very well. It feels hydrated and tender. I stretched out my finger and wiped it on the cheek, along the cheekbone upwards, and then from the bridge of the nose down, and the fingertips followed the shape of the lips. Drawing arouses a slight tingling sensation.The beauty subconsciously turned her head to avoid the harassment, but chose the wrong side to push herself closer.

The young man leaned down, rubbed his cheek with the tip of his nose, opened his mouth to enclose the pink petal, and licked it carefully.The person below seemed to feel strange, snorted softly, raised his hand and slapped it away, but was caught by the young man, put it back on the pillow and clasped it, he poked his tongue in, hooking the still Sleeping softness exchanging warm breath.

"Uh-huh……"

There is a trace of strange pleasure in the irritability of being constantly disturbed, and I feel that somewhere in my body is about to move, itching and uncomfortable, but I can't scratch it.Breathing hard, the lungs are full of hot and humid air, making people even more impatient, Wu Yi shakes his head vigorously, and successfully shakes off the attack of lips and tongues.

I thought I would be able to sleep peacefully in this way, but unexpectedly, when I got rid of the entanglement just now, the button of the clothes accidentally came loose, revealing a large white neck and collarbone. The cheetah felt it was a pity to lose the pink tender meat, but got more white and fragrant meat, ignoring The owner wished, licked and sucked unceremoniously, and stamped a mark to indicate ownership by the way.

"Bell—bell—"

I was eating happily, but unfortunately the meal time is over, and the conscientious alarm clock Jun No. [-] kept reminding me.

Alarm Clock King No. [-] is the only member of the morning call army on the cabinet who has not been "taken care of" by him. It looks like a white doll with a bow and arrow. The arrow flashes red with the sound of the bell. If the red light turns into a solid Dalmatian is probably turning into a hedgehog now.

"……what time is it……"

Wuyi was somewhat awake during the previous harassment, but the lingering strange pleasure pulled his mind, making him float and sink in sobriety and sinking, until the alarm bell rang, and he was taken away from his desire. Hella back.

"It's exactly ten o'clock." Reluctantly sucking it a few more times, he finally opened his mouth and bit down, responding vaguely.

"Oh..." There was a slight stabbing pain in his shoulder, and he couldn't help but look sideways, patted the snow-white head that was almost stuck to his body, and asked with a frown, "Are you hungry?"

The young man was startled, looking back at those blue eyes, let go of his mouth after a while, and backed away a little.

"A little."

"There is a leftover salad from yesterday in the fridge, how about some fried eggs and toast?" Sitting up, rubbing his eyes and stretching, smoothing out his crumpled clothes, he picked up a hairpin to tie up his long messy hair, and asked with his head tilted. .

"……it is good."

"Give me 10 minutes, be patient, don't bite anything, it will ruin your stomach." With a slight smile, he rumpled the young man's white hair, and walked into the bathroom under the young man's suspicious eyes.

... Is this an occupational disease attack?

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At the dining table, the young man leaned on his chin with one hand and poked the toast on the plate with a fork in the other, peeking at the person opposite from time to time.

While reading the newspaper while eating, Wuyi noticed that someone was staring at him, looked up, the two eyes met, the young man immediately turned his head to look elsewhere, pretending to be okay, clearly trying to cover up.

"I know what you want to say." With a smile on his lips, he comforted him softly: "Don't worry, I won't mind. In the past, even the deer would grab my hand and eat it when I was hungry when I was a child. got used to."

"What?" The young man's eyes widened, as if the other party was speaking an alien language.

Wuyi got up to clean up the dishes, and patted the young man on the shoulder when he passed by, "I will go out later, and I will remember to buy some canned food by the way, if you are hungry, you can find it yourself, you are welcome."

"..."

Looking at the back of the apron washing the dishes, the young man felt a deep sense of frustration for the first time.

——This guy, is he naturally dumb and doesn't understand the situation?Or is the emotion hidden too well, the city is deep and dense, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?