The sauce of the gods and heroes explodes your sweet and sour

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Title: The Sauce of Conferred Gods and Heroes Makes You Sweet and Sour

Author: Tang Mohan

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Time will gradually fade hate, what about love?

Time will forget the past, what about you?

There are so many unexpected things in this world... For example... I, Shen Gongbao, the most beautiful man in Chaoge... After suffering a catastrophe... I found that I seemed to be missing something... Hmm... Seems like something is missing? !

It's nothing if you don't have mana, I, Shen Gongbao, am not afraid of anything, and Jiang Ziya will stand up if something happens~!

Content tags: Gender Switching, Happy Enemy, A Match Made in Heaven, Love and Kill

Search keywords: Protagonist: Jiang Ziya, Shen Gongbao┃Supporting roles: Yang Jian, Xiao Tiangou, Nezha, Ji Fa, Wen Zhong, Daji┃Others: Fake BG, funny than happy

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☆、Who lost at the end of the song

Time will fade hatred, so what about love?

Time will deepen the distance, can we go back?

Time will fade memory, can I still remember the real me?

"I am Jiang Ziya!"

"I am Shen Gongbao!"

"Today we worship together. We don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but we want to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day..."

"From today onwards, you are my big brother! Big brother!"

Two childish teenagers knelt on the ground holding incense sticks, one of them was dressed in white and smiled slightly, with a trace of calmness that did not belong to his age, while the other was wearing brown clothes and grinning Looking at it, like a child who got candy, he smiled and shook the sleeves of the boy in white. . . . . .

Gradually they all grew up. . . . . .

"Brother, you are so kind!"

"As long as you like it!"

The man in brown blushed, looking at the Nuwa stone hanging on his chest, everything was so calm, the man in white was still so gentle, as long as the man in brown liked, he would give him whatever he wanted, no matter how many years. . . . . .

This kind of comfortable life sometimes makes people think that this is eternity.

"You know spells? So you've been lying to me all this time!"

"I hate you!"

"Jiang Ziya! We will have nothing to do with each other from now on!"

The dagger stabbed Jiang Ziya's chest in this way, only surprise and guilt appeared in his eyes, not even a trace of hatred, and he fell down like this. . . . . .

"Phew, I had this dream again." I woke up from this dream, and since that incident happened, I have had this dream almost every day. . . . . .

That's right, I am Shen Gongbao, Yuanshi Tianzun's disciple, Chaoge's national teacher, and Jiang Ziya's junior.

In fact, I still don't know why I helped Su Daji and the others. It was obviously just a ridiculous misunderstanding, but it turned into the current situation.

I have always been a selfish person and a very lazy person.But facing you Jiang Ziya, I always want to show myself in front of you, I hope your eyes can stay on me more, until that day I find out that you have lied to me, you have been cheating me all this time, I can't hold back I can't bear my own emotions. Since I was a child, my best brother has been with me with all my heart, my dearest brother, you!You lied to me, you betrayed me!

Anyone in this world can lie to me, only you, Jiang Ziya can't!

At that moment, the defenses in my heart completely collapsed, and I was no different from a dead body.

I kill you, my big brother.

I also succeeded.

only. . .Why did I feel that my heart was empty at that time, I felt that all the strength in my body was taken away, killing you, I did not feel relieved, but infinitely lonely.

In this way, I followed Su Daji and the others to Chaoge in a daze. I tried many things to make myself happier, but it didn't work.

Until I found out that Jiang Ziya was not dead, I felt relieved, maybe, I prefer you alive.

When I saw you again, I thought this matter would be over and everything would go back to the way it was before, but seeing your indifferent eyes, I realized that we are too far apart, Jiang Ziya, you hate me ,Right?

I can only continue on this road, standing on the opposite side of you, maybe this is the value of my life.

We took the opposite path, if I turn around, can I see you waiting for me?

The author has something to say: This chapter can actually be regarded as an introduction. . .The style of painting is obviously wrong. Hey! !I hope you can understand me as a funny author, I want to go to literature and art, the next chapter officially begins!Stay tuned!

☆, fate is also dependent

It's winter, and the snow is falling like a feather, and whoever's heart falls into it... The world is full of beauty, and death may be for rebirth...

"Male Leopard~"

As soon as I heard this voice, I froze in an instant, goosebumps all over my body, and I felt that my whole body was not good...

The owner of the voice didn't seem to notice my strangeness, and ran over to grab my hand.

"Gongbao~ Big sister wants me to tell you, let's go to Lotus Peak together tomorrow~"

Feng Qingqing clings to me even tighter as she talks.

"I see."

Faced with this situation, what can I say... Sigh... I have to do whatever Su Daji asks me to do. Thinking about it, I'm really angry!When will I have to find a chance to get away from you three monsters, and... this chicken essence... can you stay away from me!Young Master, I am really not interested in you!Don't play with it like this!

Seeing that I didn't say anything, Feng Qingqing put on a pitiful face and threw me away.

"Gongbao~ Why are you so indifferent to me! Do you know that the eldest sister originally only let you go to Lianhuafeng alone, and I begged the eldest sister for a long time before letting me go with you! And now you are so cold to me~ !snort!"

Co-authoring, I had the opportunity to leave the three of them on a casual trip... You ruined it! (Convex(｀0)convex) No, I have to find a way to make Feng Qingqing stay. Thinking of this, I immediately changed my face

"Qingqing~ Since the elder sister didn't let you come, it must be that the elder sister has something suitable for you! You have disrupted the elder sister's plan now! So, you stay! We have to think about the overall situation! "

I lit up my iconic smile. During the days with them, I have been honing my acting skills every day. Sometimes I do these behaviors reflexively. I am really sorry for not giving me an award... …

But Feng Qingqing refused, shook my sleeve vigorously and said:

"No, no! I'm going to go with you, Gongbao~ Big Sister agrees~ Gongbao~"

"No! Stay here well, good boy! I'll go find my eldest sister~"

After I finished speaking, I hurried to the bedroom.

To be honest, what I hate the most is this kind of woman who is too proactive and has no brains... Sigh... But in my impression, there is no woman who is pleasing to the eye. All of them are flirtatious and flirtatious. Dead, said to be a beauty, not as good as a single one, it is not as good as Jiang Ziya wearing women's clothes... Cough cough!What am I thinking about!

"Gongbao, what are you thinking?" Su Daji was obviously much calmer than Feng Qingqing, and there was an irresistible arrogance in his words. If he was a man, he would definitely be the overlord in command.

"No, it's nothing, I just want to ask what Elder Sister needs me to do at Lianhua Peak?" I slightly turned my body and looked at Su Daji by the window.

"I hope you go to the Lotus Peak to fetch the Xuantian inner alchemy." Su Daji fiddled with the Nuwa stone with a calm expression.

"What is this Xuantian inner alchemy?"

"Xuantian inner alchemy is the inner alchemy of a spirit beast in the prehistoric period. After the spirit beast died, it was sealed in the Lotus Peak. Over the years, the ability of the inner alchemy has been weakened a lot, but even an ordinary person can instantly possess a fairy bone , and immortality is a good thing, you go and get it."

"Yes, it's just to get something. The little brother is enough for one person, so Qingqing doesn't have to go. I'll leave immediately!"

I am still very confident in my own abilities, and besides, I don’t feel anything when I’m with Daji and Yuqing, but I deeply feel that I might lose my chastity when I’m with Feng Qingqing... It was already gone...

Su Daji thought for a moment, nodded and said: "Gongbao, you go, Qingqing, I have my own arrangements."

I saluted and headed towards Lotus Peak.

The advantage of having spells is that the long distance from Chaoge to Lianhuafeng can be reached within a few days... After you get that inner alchemy, let's go back slowly...

But God is always so closed-eyed, always letting me meet people I shouldn't meet (convex('0)convex)

"Shen Gongbao, what are you doing here?"

"Then what are you doing here again?

"Jiang Ziya is still dressed in white, and still has that calm face, as if no matter what happens, he can solve it. I hate this expression. I have hated it since I was a child. No matter what happens, I will carry it by myself. Obviously there is still me. Why do you never think of me? When I see this expression, I will think of that day

--Memories--

"Jiang Ziya, do you have me in your heart?! Why are you hiding it from me!"

"Gongbao, listen and explain to me!"

"I don't want your explanation! I hate you!"

"I……"

——After recalling——

I can still vividly remember what happened that day. In fact, I feel guilty towards Jiang Ziya, but this is irreparable.

When I think about it now, I still feel a dull pain in my chest, as if the knife was stabbed in my chest. If I can, I wish I could avoid him, but every time I do bad things, I will meet him every time I die!Why is it that no one sees me when I send kindness occasionally! !It's not fair!Be a villain!How can I clean it up!

I don't know what Jiang Ziya was thinking, he kept staring at me...

"Are you here to find Xuantian Neidan?" Jiang Ziya (←_←)

What does that look of disgust on your face mean? ! (convex('0)convex)

"Ahem, it seems that you are also here for this, but I must win!" I don't have the confidence to face Jiang Ziya, but at least I can't lose in words!

"Since this is the case, then go!" Jiang Ziya (←_←)

"Huh?" This is not quite the same as imagined. Isn't the normal procedure that the person who fights first and then wins enters?

"Xuantian Inner Alchemy is not destined for me, if you can take it, then take it." Said Jiang Ziya turned and left.

It's so predestined and missed that it looks like what Jiang Ziya said, or else just based on the previous sentence, I want to arrest him and ask him where he locked up the real Jiang Ziya...

Now that things are up, I don't care about any danger, anyway, just be careful.

Then I searched around in the peak, but it was fruitless many times, and I couldn't help feeling tired.Just leaning against a small tree to rest, but the entire Lotus Peak is full of towering trees, it is difficult to find such a small tree... so I gradually fell asleep leaning against the tree...

The author has something to say: This chapter is considered to be back on track... Shen Gongbao in it has a lot of complaints... I feel that the characters are seriously damaged... Hehe, there is no way, the style of writing is funny, and many modern expressions will be used , and there is a big discrepancy between this article and the TV series. It is basically estimated that only the character design and some necessary plots are from the TV series... The rest are basically the author's brain hole... I feel that it is better to understand with the emoticon [I will definitely not tell everyone that it is I am used to using kaomoji~(≧▽≦)/~] Please look forward to it!

☆, Dan Xinyi has not been found

This sleep feels like I have slept for a long time... It has been a long time since I slept so comfortably...

"Where is this place?"

I rubbed my sleepy eyes and found myself in a strange place...

Obviously I was still on Lotus Peak just now... What happened?

At this time, an old man came from the front, saw me, and walked in front of me with a look of surprise...

"Young master, you are the first person to come here in thousands of years!"

"Where is this place?"

"Yuan~Yuan~" The old man sized me up and nodded.

Now I am even more confused, why everyone is talking about the word "Fate"...Jiang Ziya also said "Fate" just now... Could it be that there is some kind of Zen?

"Young master, come with me..." After saying that, the old man walked in the same direction as when he came and went. I shook my head and quickly followed the old man's footsteps.

The old man has gray hair and looks like he is old. He is dressed in coarse linen clothes, but his speed is extremely fast. No matter how I try to catch up, I am still far behind him...

After half an hour...

We arrived in front of an unnamed tomb. Chasing the old man exhausted me too much energy. After stopping, my tiredness increased rapidly. I ignored my image and sat down on the ground, gasping for breath. I wiped the sweat from my forehead with my sleeves. ...

Seeing me like this, the old man laughed out loud, and the laughter echoed around...

After receiving my murderous eyes, the old man stopped laughing and said seriously:

"My lord, are you here for the Xuantian inner alchemy?"

The old man seemed to know something, I got up and patted the ashes off my body.No longer as foolish as before.

"That's right, it's for the Xuantian inner alchemy!"

"Good! Good! Good!" The old man didn't know what he was excited about, but he said three good words in succession.

"My lord, do you know what power the Xuantian inner alchemy has?"

"Hmm... It can make people have immortal bones and immortality..." Su Daji told me these things. To be honest, I don't know anything about Xuantian Inner Alchemy.

"Haha, these are just one-sided interpretations of the world... Have you ever known the true effect of Xuantian Neidan?"

"I don't know." Regardless of who he is, at present, it seems that he has no malice towards me.But I still can't let my guard down on him.

"This Xuantian inner alchemy can bring people back to life, and it can heal no matter how many injuries there are. Moreover, the Xuantian inner alchemy has no ability to bring people back to life except for the master. Similarly, if you want to transfer the inner alchemy to others, only Death, relying on the last obsession to hand over the inner alchemy to others... If the master does not intend to hand over the inner alchemy to others, then even if he dies, he will not be snatched away, and the inner alchemy will return to the sealed place to wait A man of destiny..."

The old man said such a long list... It also made me sure that the inner alchemy is here.I looked around and set my target on the tomb in front of me...

"Don't worry, my lord, I'll tell you these things just because you are a predestined person of inner alchemy..."

This conclusion is within my expectation, no matter how stupid I am, I will never fail to guess that I am the one who is destined...

But what happened in the next second was something I didn't expect. The ground suddenly started to shake violently, but the old man still stood there calmly. It seemed that I was the only one who felt the vibration, and then the tomb cracked open... I lost consciousness as soon as the bright light came...

When I woke up, I found myself leaning against a small tree on Lianhua Peak... Everything that happened just now seemed like a dream. Just as I was wondering if I was dreaming, an old man’s voice came from my ear

"Who knows how to be devoted to the whole world, and go into disaster, in exchange for Iraq's true love...Treasure it!"

"Let me cherish what happened! You haven't given me the inner alchemy yet!" But there was no reply, and I had a vague premonition...

I leaned against the tree, trying to enter there again, but nothing happened...

I wanted to try again, but the Wu Zang Temple refused... I will go to the inn under the peak to fill my stomach, and I will go tomorrow...

result……

Why can I meet you again!Jiang Ziya, are you free?Don't fight in Xiqi, and stare at me to death here!I held back the roar of thousands of beasts passing by in my heart...

"Why are you still here?" I broke the silence first, otherwise, I don't know how long this big-eyed and small-eyed stare...

"..." Jiang Ziya ((━┳━_━┳━))

"You won't be here waiting for me to get the Xuantian inner alchemy and then rob me?"

"..." Jiang Ziya ((━┳━_━┳━))

"What the hell do you want?"

"..." Jiang Ziya ((━┳━_━┳━))

"I'm going, are you dead?! Can't answer!!" ((╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻) I was completely blown away!

"You will die if you change your expression!" ((╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻)

"I'm leaving..." After saying that, Jiang Ziya disappeared in front of me...

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Jiang Ziya was also very surprised why he stayed there...why he had to see him safe before leaving...At the same time, Jiang Ziya also understood that he would always be kind to his sworn brother unconsciously since he was a child. Smiling Jiang Ziya feels satisfied...

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After Jiang Ziya left, I felt a little lost... Ever since we met again, all Jiang Ziya left me was the back of his hasty departure...

I smiled helplessly, I didn't want to think about it any more... After eating a few bites, I went to the wing room to exercise my skills and rest...

The more I want to calm my mind, the more I can't calm down... My mind is full of the old man's words... The ominous premonition is getting stronger and stronger... What will happen next?

It seems that the master once said something similar...

--Memories--

Yuanshi Tianzun "Gongbao, your fate will undergo an earth-shaking change..."

"What change?" The young me couldn't understand the words of the master at all.

"The secret cannot be leaked..."

——The end of memory——

If the old man hadn't said this sentence, I would never have remembered that the master had reminded me of the earth-shaking changes?what is it?These people always leave half of what they say... oh...

A few days passed, and I still got nothing, so I retreated... and returned to Chaoge...

Seeing that I didn't complete the task, Su Daji didn't say anything, but asked me to go to Xiqi to investigate the war, but Feng Qingqing was more excited, saying that she would be successful if I took her with me, and kept complaining that I left her alone Go to Lotus Peak...

I stayed in Chaoge for a few days and then went to Xiqi. There was no change in my life... But it made me feel very tired... Although this kind of life is accompanied by countless rich and beautiful women, these are not what I want. I'm really tired, and I want to go back to the old life of idle clouds and wild cranes...

The author has something to say: The author is rolling around to update... the last update of this week ╮(￣▽￣")╭ After that, the author will update three chapters a week, and update every weekend!

☆, doomed

The battle in Xiqi hasn't changed much, it's still how you fight and lose... Even Wen Zhong didn't get any benefit from participating in the battle...

Grand Master Wen still upholds his upright style. In fact, sometimes I admire him a lot. Not everyone can be upright...

And in his mind, I seem to be just a treacherous villain 【Everyone seems to think so...】

The Chaoge army retreated steadily, so they had to return to the court first...

Alas... I have to go back after I came here...

It seems that the two sides will calm down for a while, and it's okay... I can also find time to play around...

On the way back to the army, I asked Grand Master Wen for instructions to go to Lianhuafeng again. He just hummed and ignored me. In fact, asking for instructions or not is just a formality. Where do I want to go and what do I want to do Wen Zhong What can I do!

Back at Lianhua Peak again, the small tree before was gone... I searched everywhere, and finally found the unnamed tomb!It's in a cave. It's strange that I didn't see this cave last time.

When I was ecstatic, the sky quickly condensed dark clouds.

"Oops!" When I found out that something was wrong, the thunder and lightning had already struck from the sky. I couldn't dodge it. I was hit on the thigh and lost the ability to escape. I tried my best to resist the next thunder and lightning, but the thunder and lightning The power of each is stronger than the other... I can't resist, I can only let the lightning strike me, the kind of heart-piercing pain can't be described in words...

I don't know how many lightning strikes, I only know that I exhausted my last strength to climb into the cave before losing consciousness...

I don't know how long it took...

After waking up, I found that I didn't have any injuries. I couldn't help but feel strange. At that time, I didn't feel the pain of broken bones, so I sat on the ground and discovered the original Xuantian inner alchemy when I was exercising.In my body, it seems that the action of thunder and lightning split the seal of the inner alchemy, so that the power of the inner alchemy can be revealed... It's just that I feel that my kung fu is rapidly draining, and the more I practice it, it will be lost faster.

I had to stop practicing exercises and stand up to exercise my muscles and bones. As soon as I stood up, I found something was wrong!All my clothes were burned by lightning, and they were tattered, with legs and arms exposed... But... who can tell me why my arms with complete biceps and triceps are now so thin!And how my legs became shorter and whiter!

Suddenly, I thought of something and immediately confirmed it...

Ok……

I, Shen Gongbao, am the most beautiful boy in Chaoge...

It seems like something is missing...

uh...gone...gone...

gone! ! !

Can anyone tell me what the hell is going on! ! QAQ! !

I held back the roar in my heart...began to face up to this fact...

But who can accept the fact that a majestic man was just struck by lightning and turned into a daughter in a short time!

No, I want to calm down, calm down!

"How calm down!" This roar did not hear the familiar voice before, but a slender female voice yelled out, I really wanted to cry without tears!

It seems that I have completely turned into a woman...

I took a deep breath, checked how much mana I had left, and found that there were only a few weak mana left, but even so, there should be no problem against ordinary people... just... I am now How do I get out of here with this attitude...

I walked along the cave, but I didn't expect that there was a passage in the deepest part of the cave. I walked along the passage again, and only a few rays of sunlight came in, but this faint light was extraordinarily bright in the extremely dark cave. After a while, I passed through a bunch of tall grass. Behind the grass was a cave. It was still in the cave, but I don’t know where the light came from. It illuminated the place brightly. There is a small lake in the middle of this place. I will go again. After a few steps, I arrived at the edge of the lake. The water in the lake is extremely clear, reflecting my appearance...

Hmm... with a charcoal black face...

I can't see what it looks like at all, okay?

I looked around, saw no one, and decisively decided to clean myself...

It's just... It's the first time I saw my body like this... I'm a little embarrassed... ((ω))

After half an hour...

I finally got everything done... But there is no change of clothes, so I can only wear the previous one again... I brushed away the wet hair, and finally saw my own appearance...

In fact, it can be vaguely seen from the facial features that it is mine... It just looks fairer, the face is smaller, and the skin is better... The seductive feeling that was affected by the evil spirit in the past is gone, replaced by What is more is the fairy spirit... It can also be called stunning, if this person is not me, I must be tempted... The point is... why do I look so small, as if I am only 16 years old!Am I rejuvenated?

Um... It seems that I am not very old...

Faced with the current situation, I can only accept it... I also understand that the master said that my fate will undergo earth-shaking changes... Isn't this a world-shaking thing! ! !

Leaving that question aside...

It's just that now how should I go out with such a gorgeous look...

Moreover, even if I can go out, I can't go back to Chaoge... When I was a man, King Zhou looked at me strangely... If I go back like this now, I won't be wiped out!For my virginity!Definitely can't go back!

In fact, think about it... I just took this opportunity to leave them... No one would have thought that I, Shen Gongbao, would turn into a woman, and at most they would only look alike!As long as I don't admit it!No one will know!

I am here to observe the terrain carefully... After all, I can only stay here temporarily...

at the same time……

Jiang Ziya and the others were able to rest because of the temporary lull in the war, but Jiang Ziya didn't dare to get tired, and asked Ji Fa to continue training in case Chaoge suddenly attacked.After dealing with everything, Jiang Ziya went back to the room to rest, but he felt that something was going to happen, but he couldn't figure it out...

At this time, Prime Minister Bigan had previously made the marriage contract between the Ma family and Jiang Ziya. The Ma family wanted to fulfill the marriage contract, and they would marry Miss Ma's family over soon. Others expressed their congratulations when they heard it... But Jiang Ziya was full of sorrow... …

Before the master went down the mountain, he told Ziya that there would be a marriage in the future... When Prime Minister Bigan said that he would get married that day, I also understood what the master said about the marriage...

It is also because of this that Ziya agreed to this marriage contract...

But when it's time to cash in... I always think of another person...

The author has something to say: the text is the beginning~~~~ The funny author's brain hole has reached a certain level! !Please don't pia! !

☆, get on the sedan chair by mistake

It's been three days...

I calmly warmed up in the depths of the cave...Through these three days, I have thoroughly figured out the structure of this cave!The fruit on the vines on the wall inside tastes really good and is non-toxic and harmless. If you ask me why I know this...you are stupid!Toxic, I have already gone west!

cough cough...

In short, these three days have been quite fulfilling...

"It's snowing and the sky is clear~ winter plums are fragrant everywhere~ riding a donkey~ crossing the bridge~ jingle bells~" Singing is also a good pastime when you are bored~ and now the voice is quite nice...

At this moment, the melodious and joyful voice came in, and I quietly hid in the secret place and looked out... I saw people wearing red clothes passing by. When I am interested, I am ready to return to the fire...

The strange thing is that it was clear that the weather was clear and cloudless just now, but in an instant, there were dark clouds and heavy rain. The send-off team had already left, but now they came back, trying to shelter from the rain in the cave...

Now, I am only worried that they will find me... But this worry disappeared quickly, because the people in the wedding procession ran out in the rain as if they were looking for something, leaving only the sedan chair... When the matchmaker was leaving, she was still facing me. The person in the sedan chair, that is, the bride, said a few words, told the bride not to run around, and then left... Just as I was wondering what was going on...

But the bride suddenly ran out of the sedan chair, threw the hijab at random, and looked around in the cave. I looked at her appearance, and she was quite pretty. Judging from the posture just now, this girl is either rich or rich. Gui, it should be the daughter of some high-ranking official, of course, it does not rule out that she is going to marry a wealthy person.

only……

Who can tell me that a lady from a great family will dig holes in the ground!And the hair is messed up and there is no image at all! !

This really made people feel strange, so I used the remaining ability to look at her, and found that there was a monster attached to her body... I couldn't see what it was... Sigh... Needless to say, if the previous strength is Now that I have figured out the evildoer himself, I can destroy this evildoer with one move...

This evildoer seemed to feel that I was investigating it, and manipulated the bride to jump towards me. With a slight flash... she... she... bumped into... the wall...

Σ(っ°Д°;)っ! ! !

I won't die!

The moment the evildoer touched the wall, he left his body and ran out of the cave, and disappeared after a while...

I hastened to help the bride up, sniffed... Huh... Fortunately, she was still alive... I took her pulse, and found that she just fainted, and her life was not in danger...

At this time, I touched the wedding dress on her body...

This can be said to be the path of infinity!As long as I change into her clothes, can't I walk out swaggeringly!Although I feel a little sorry for her... But, there is no way... People don't do it for themselves!

So I changed her clothes and put my own clothes on her... I wanted to drag her to the entrance of the cave and wait for the sender to come back to take her away...but when I just arrived at the entrance of the cave to check the situation The person who saw the relatives came back... I quickly picked up the hijab on the ground and put it on my head!Don't ask me why I did this... If I didn't do this, they would find that I was wearing their lady's wedding dress, and their lady had passed out...don't kill me!

Then the matchmaker saw me standing there, pulled me over, and said in a bitter tone:

"Oh, my lady, didn't you tell me that you can't run around? Do you think you can't see that your hair is messed up if you cover it with a hijab?! It's enough time to come and come, I'll help you tidy up~"

As I said that, I lifted my hijab...then the matchmaker was stunned...and then the people who sent off my relatives were stunned...

!!!∑(Дノ)ノ

It's over!It must have been discovered...

As a result, the matchmaker suddenly laughed and said:

"It turns out that the young lady is so beautiful, no wonder the master refuses to let us take a look!"

call!It turns out that they haven't seen the bride... It's a life saved... My heart almost stopped in shock just now...

Then the matchmaker took out a box containing gold and silver tiaras, and said:

"Master is really clever and clever. He gave this to me for safekeeping before leaving. It will come in handy now!"

Then he started to comb my hair and put on my makeup by the way...

"Miss, your skin is really good...and it looks like a teenage girl, how do you take care of it?"

I laughed twice, I can't say it was struck by lightning...

It was done in no time...and the rain stopped...

I was dragged into the sedan chair by the matchmaker...

When I was in the sedan chair, I thought about various escape plans. I wanted to wait for them to stop to rest and take the opportunity to escape... But when they stopped to rest, the matchmaker kept guarding beside the sedan chair, as if she was afraid that I would run away... …

So this plan can't be implemented...

After walking for two days, the matchmaker lifted the curtain and told me that we were coming soon...

There are ten thousand beasts passing by in my heart again! !

At this time, I can only hope that there will be a strong wind at the moment!Showers pouring down!

Well... the wind and sunshine along the way... seems unlikely...

Or pray that someone will snatch the marriage... It seems even more impossible...

So I decided to wait until the new house!If the groom comes, I'll knock him out!Create chaos and take the opportunity to escape!

That's it... I entered the groom's mansion after completing a series of so-called etiquette according to the matchmaker's instructions...

To be precise, it was carried into the mansion...

Then let’s not talk about all kinds of gongs, drums, and firecrackers... Such a cumbersome custom is really a headache... If I recover as a man and marry a wife in the future, I will definitely avoid these etiquettes!It's so annoying!

I was sent to a new house...the matchmaker and the others went to ask for wedding money...now I was the only one left in the room...I took off the hijab and looked around...

Hmm...it's quite big...and it looks luxurious...

I, Shen Gongbao, have never seen such a scene... Judging by the degree of decoration, it should be a place where people like Hou Ye live... But I don't think there is any Hou Ye who has no wife...

Could it be...

That bride is a concubine who was married in! ! !

No... I have to escape quickly!Otherwise it will be a big loss!

But there are people all around... I have no chance to go out at all! !

I was looking around here and there!I finally found the clothes, all men's clothes... um... put on this and escape as a guest... Just when I was about to implement my plan... I heard someone's footsteps coming... I Hurry up to restore the things, and then cover the hijab... I am impressed by my speed... Sure enough, people will stimulate their potential in emergency situations