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The next day...

"Chaoge is not doing anything right now, they should be preparing for the next formation." Jiang Ziya introduced the battle situation and led me to the Marquis Mansion to discuss countermeasures...

Just walked in the door...

"Uncle!!!! Why did you come back!" Nezha pursed his lips, looking like a little adult...

"Yeah." Jiang Ziya just nodded lightly.

When Nezha saw me accompanying me, he trembled slightly with excitement, and immediately grabbed my sleeve and asked, "Uncle Shen! You have been away for so long! Have you found my aunt?! That day... I saw... I saw Master My aunt is gone... um..." Nezha became more and more excited as he spoke, and finally began to sob... I don't know what to do, what to say to comfort him... I like Nezha very much, if I really don't want to hurt him, but it's a pity I have to do it...

"Nezha, don't cry, I've already brought Aunt Aunt back for you..." Jiang Ziya said this abruptly, which really scared me. Where did Aunt Aunt come back?It's long gone, okay?Could it be...Jiang Ziya thought about it... planning to marry again?

When Nezha heard this, he stopped crying and looked around the gate, but he didn't even see anyone... He said, "Uncle! You lied to me! Aunt and Aunt aren't here at all! Don't Treat me as a three-year-old child!" Now Nezha has two words clearly written on his face!No!Full!

"Don't worry, Uncle Master will show it for you later!" Seeing Jiang Ziya's confident appearance, I had a vague premonition that I couldn't see through Jiang Ziya more and more...

Nezha didn't say anything more, and came to the hall with us...

"See Lord Hou." Jiang Ziya and I said this in a tacit understanding. The people in the Hou Mansion are also used to my presence, and they are not surprised by my arrival.

It is a discussion, but I feel that Jiang Ziya is assigning tasks...

After it was over, Jiang Ziya stood three feet in front of me and dragged me away with a string! ! !Is that all right? ! ! !

He let me go after reaching his room...and then...

"Jiang Ziya, why did you give me a set of women's clothes?" Jiang Ziya handed me a beautiful set of pure white clothes, but!It's women's clothing!

"Come on, let's go see Nezha." Jiang Ziya was very calm, if he ignored his trembling lips...

"Get out! I'm not the same as Shen Xueer when I put on women's clothes! And how can I wear women's clothes as a masculine man!" ヽ(｀⌒メ)ノ Never forgive me!

"It's okay. After you put it on, I'll cast a little spell and it will be the same. You have the heart to make Nezha so sad?"

"It's better to tell Nezha that Shen Xue'er is dead! It's over! I feel guilty if I keep cheating like this!"

"I see..." Jiang Ziya once again had an expression of understanding...

Then I walked out, and my ominous premonition grew stronger and stronger!So I decided!Slip away first!Anyway, I don't have any tasks right now!

As soon as he went out, Jiang Ziya brought Nezha here...

"Uncle Shen, where are you going? Uncle Master said you have something to say..." Looking at Nezha's innocent eyes, I can probably guess what Jiang Ziya is going to do!

"That! I suddenly thought of something! Let's go first!" Current situation!Escaping is the best policy!

"Hey~ don't worry about it for a while, come on, let's go in and talk!" So I was pushed in by Jiang Ziya!You can't fight Jiang Ziya in front of Nezha!Otherwise, I'll destroy him!

"What's the matter, uncle?"

"It's about your teacher and aunt..." Jiang Ziya, what does your victim look mean!

"Aunt Master!" Nezha's eyes lit up when he heard these three words!

Then, I saw Jiang Ziya push Nezha in front of me, and said with a serious face, "Come on! Nezha! Call Master Aunt!"

Nezha and I petrified at the same time...

"Uncle! What are you kidding! How could Uncle Shen be my aunt!" I kept nodding my head in agreement...

"Xue'er, explain the facts to this child..."

"Nezha, your uncle is crazy!"

And Nezha obviously agrees with my words!

Then!A light appeared in Jiang Ziya's palm, and Jiang Ziya injected this light into Nezha's body... After a while, Nezha rushed up with tears in his eyes, and said, "Master and aunt! It's hard for you to deceive Nezha! "QAQ

what's going on!

"Um, no, this..." I was really at a loss right now, what did Jiang Ziya do just now?

"I know you are my auntie! Although I'm a little surprised, I can still accept it!" Nezha wiped away tears, but you can accept it so quickly, Nezha, your ability to bear and accept is too strong!

But this situation can't be concealed, so I can only say: "Nezha, don't tell it!" Then he gave Jiang Ziya a tiger look!

"Well! From now on, I will call you Uncle Shen in front of other people, only us, or call you Aunt Shi when we are together, okay? Can Aunt Shi still play with me?"

"It's okay if you don't call me teacher and aunt... I will play with you!" QAQ

Jiang Ziya looked very satisfied!

"Jiang Ziya, stay six feet away from me from now on!" I said this with a blank face, and then went to the garden with Nezha, leaving Jiang Ziya alone in a mess...

"Aunt Shi, how did you become a woman and marry Uncle Shi at that time?"

"Well... I became a woman because of the catastrophe, and it was a coincidence to marry Jiang Ziya!" I briefly answered Nezha's question, and now Nezha treats me the same as before, maybe because I am a child, So don't worry too much...

"Aunt Shi! Then do you like Uncle Shi?"

"Hey!" Σ(っ°Д°;)っNezha asked this question suddenly!

After thinking for a while, I firmly told Nezha: "I don't like it!"

"You can't lie to children~" At this moment, a sentence floated from a certain corner, and you don't need to think about who it is...

"Oh~ so Aunt Shi likes Uncle Shi!" Nezha!Have you been taught badly by that perverted bear? !Absolutely!

"I don't like it! I don't like it at all!" I firmly denied it again!

"Tell the truth to your child~" the one in the corner said again!

"Jiang Ziya! If you say another word, I'll make you dumb!" I roared angrily, and Jiang Ziya walked out quietly...

"Don't be so angry..."

"I'm chatting with Nezha, you go away!" Then Jiang Ziya walked away disheartened...

The author has something to say: Yesterday I coded half and fell asleep... It means Nezha God assists!Cute!

☆, Lord Hou's birthday