The sauce of the gods and heroes explodes your sweet and sour

The day passed quickly, and I was already waiting in the formation, maybe I was afraid or worried. This is the last battle for so many years. Thinking about everything seems like yesterday. Sometimes I often think, Could all this be a dream I had, a sweet and painful dream.And this dream...will finally wake up...

I closed my eyes to rest, and then I heard footsteps...

Here comes the breakout man!

When they arrived, they found that the people who came were: Li Jing, Nezha, Taiyi Zhenren, Lingbao Master, Dao Xing Tianzun, Wu Ji, Huang Tianhua... But fortunately, there was no Jiang Ziya.However……

"Shen Gongbao, why are you here!" Seeing that it was me, Li Jing probably felt that I had betrayed...

"Uncle Shen... Are you still angry with Uncle Master? The matter has been clarified, it was Xiao Shanshan's fault, Uncle Shen, please go back with us..." Nezha grew up, desperately complaining I explained, it's just that Nezha doesn't understand some things, which can't be changed by explaining clearly...

"This is my destiny, so I don't need to say any more!" This is all I can say.

Nezha refused to fight with me, and was left behind by Li Jing. My mission is to bear all the infamy. I will not show mercy to them. I know that even if they die, their souls will go to the list of gods and finally rank Xianban, so death is another rebirth for them, but they don't think so...

After the war, the lives of Wu Ji and Huang Tianhua were ruined in my hands. I can clearly see the shock and suspicion in Nezha's eyes. In fact, that's all right, you all hate me to your heart's content!

"Why! Teacher and aunt!" Nezha shouted and rushed to me, and at the same time he called me teacher and aunt, which shocked everyone present...

"Nezha, what do you call him?" Li Jing asked in a tone of disbelief.

"Shen Gongbao is my aunt Shen Xueer!" Nezha was very excited at this time, and I could understand his feelings. Seeing a brother who was like a brother and sister being killed by his most trusted aunt, no one could bear it...

"Tell me! Tell me why!"

"There are some things you won't understand..." I lowered my eyes and didn't dare to look at Nezha...Although I was also angry at my unfair life...but in the end I chose to accept it...

I continued to fight with them, and after an unknown amount of time, the Immortal Jade Formation was broken, and I was also arrested by them.

"Ziya, I will leave Shen Gongbao to you!" Master left this sentence and was about to leave...

Seeing everyone's angry eyes, I can't help but feel desolate...God really assigned me a good task...

"Gongbao..." Jiang Ziya helped me up, but it drew the anger of others.

"I..." just opened my mouth, and I felt a dangerous breath, no good!It was love, I immediately pushed Jiang Ziya away.

"Get out of the way!" While pushing Jiang Ziya away, I was hit by the Juexian sword, and at the same time five demon thunders fell from the sky... At this moment, I remembered the conversation with Empress Nuwa

"The calamity of love is the calamity of death, and it is impossible to be cracked."

"Isn't Jiang Ziya sure to die? Shen Gongbao begged Empress Nuwa to save Jiang Ziya."

"The only way to save Jiang Ziya is to bear the doom for him."

"Disciple... is willing!"

"But you have to understand that the result of the calamity is that you will be wiped out, and you will not be accepted even on the list of gods...you will completely disappear in this world..."

"I...will!"

After a while, the calamity was over, and Jiang Ziya rushed over to hug me... I saw Jiang Ziya crying, and I wanted to wipe his tears away, but I couldn't.

"Don't...cry...it's... over... over... over..." I already feel a little fuzzy, I have never been so eager to live, Jiang Ziya...you cry again... I will really... There is no way to leave properly...

"why!"

"This is...my...destiny...my...mission...completed..." I struggled and tried my best to hand the letter in my arms to Jiang Ziya...

"Fool, idiot..." I didn't expect the master to come back.

"Your mission has been completed, go with peace of mind." I saw Master's unbearable expression. I knew that Master couldn't bear to bear the infamy of future generations, and especially brought forward my catastrophe... I hope I can get rid of Chaoge , it's a pity... After all, you can't go against God's will...

Nezha next to me was already crying, and I saw myself disappearing little by little...

"No!" These were the last words I heard before disappearing completely...

Jiang Ziya, I have done many things that I regret in my life, but I never regret... falling in love with you...

Three years later……

Jiang Ziya looked at the letter he had read countless times in the snow, his thoughts drifted away... At this time...

"Father!" The voice of a child in the distance is reminding...

The two walked away like this...

By the way, the letter said:

One thought becomes a devil, one thought turns back

Fated to Kunlun Red Candle Drunk

looking forward to hiding in the snow

no regrets

完结

The author has something to say: At that time, when the list of heroes of the gods was broadcast, I accidentally fell into the pit of Jiang Ziya and Shen Gongbao and... couldn't climb out... until after the second broadcast of the gods, I opened a pit on a whim , to be honest, my writing style is really bad. At that time, I was only planning to write a short story, but I didn’t expect to write it as a novella. Hehe, for the past few months, I thank those readers who have been with me all the time. Ladies and gentlemen, you gave me the motivation to continue writing, and finally the finale!Of course, I’m sorry for the children who hoped to be he~ I won’t tell you that I decided to be be from the beginning of the opening... At the same time, the lyrics and songs about this novel have also been released!It means that although the main text is over...but extra episodes will be released one after another!

☆、True Ending

True Ending Xuantian Dream

I feel like I'm floating and I can't see anything, but I heard the cheers of many people, Xi Qi won, and everyone is very happy...

After a while... I don't know where this place is, it's very quiet.

I've been here for a long, long time...

"Ahaha! Young master, are you back?" The familiar old man's voice sounded.

I suddenly opened my eyes!

I saw the old man I met when I was looking for Xuantian inner alchemy, and this is the place where I didn't know how to get in at that time.

"This is... what's going on?" I stood up, and found that my body sometimes disappeared...

"Young Master, have you forgotten the Xuantian Inner Pill in your body? He can bring you back to life."

"But I am..."

"My lord, you were out of your wits that day, and the Xuantian Inner Alchemy couldn't completely restore you. And now, no one else can see you except me." The old man explained.

"Why can you see me?"

"Forget my fate with Xuantian Neidan..." the old man sighed.

"But young master, you don't have any mana right now, and you can barely use some spells by relying on the ice mirror."

"Then...how can I change back to my original form?"

"Absorb the aura of a person of pure yang."

I nodded and left...

I went back to Xiqi again, knowing that the Conferred God has been over for a long time...

I walked towards Xuehua slowly...

Jiang Ziya... don't know if you understand what I mean...

Xuehua was still the same, now seeing Jiang Ziya resting by the tree, how leisurely he was!

"Father! Come and see! How is my style of play!" I saw a child less than two years old holding a flower and dancing around there!Don't say it!Pretty decent!

Jiang Ziya was awakened by the child's voice, and lovingly walked over and touched the child's head, saying, "Yes! Not bad!"

Hmm...but...Jiang Ziya's father...plus this sense of familiarity!This is my son!

I think the child born in October of my pregnancy looks as handsome as me!I don't know what it's called...

"Xiao Shen, come here, go home for dinner."

puff!Xiao Shen!I gave you this task only after I named you Fei!Do you dare to be more casual!

In this way, after living with them for a while, I just want to say...

Jiang Ziya!come over!We are singled out!How did you manage to teach my son to be exactly like you!I promise to only seriously hurt you!

Umm...well...they can't see me either.

I wanted to hold a blade of grass calmly, but found that I couldn't hold it, so I gave up.

At this time, Jiang Ziya said that he was going out for a while, leaving Jiang Xiaoshen alone.

Hmm... Xiao Shen... why are you going to the cliff! ! ! ! ! !

I quickly chased after it, and saw Xiaoshen picking something with a branch. While picking something, I thought: "Last time I saw a very beautiful flower growing here! I want to pick it back and show it to my mother!"

This silly boy, coming to pick flowers in such a dangerous situation, is he poking with a wooden stick...

Suddenly Xiaoshen lost his footing and slipped down. At that time, I only thought of saving Xiaoshen, so I grabbed his hand, pulled him up, and held him in my arms.

I saw Xiaoshen looking at me with tears in his eyes, and shouted mother in surprise!I just realized that I shouldn't be able to touch him!I let Xiao Shen go...

"Eh... Mother is gone... Woooo~ Mother is gone..." After I let go of Xiao Shen, he couldn't see me anymore, and I couldn't touch him... Why is that...

After Jiang Ziya came back, Xiaoshen told Jiang Ziya excitedly about seeing me, and Jiang Ziya frowned more and more. At this time, I was sitting directly opposite Jiang Ziya...

I can't get too close to Jiang Ziya, because once I got close to him, I found that I was absorbing his aura uncontrollably. Once a person's aura is exhausted too much, he will die...

So I have some distance from Jiang Ziya.

Jiang Ziya returned to the room thoughtfully, and I followed out of curiosity...

"Male Leopard, are you with me?"

"Of course!" Eh...Jiang Ziya's sudden question...scared me.

As he said that, Jiang Ziya took out the magic whip and started to practice...

Speaking of which, what are you doing...

Then my ice mirror reacted, and for a moment I felt myself completely solid, and saw Jiang Ziya hugging me.

"So you've been by my side..."

At this time, I felt spiritual energy gathering towards me, and the secret path was in trouble, so I tried to push Jiang Ziya away.

"let me go!"

"So you need spiritual energy..." Jiang Ziya hugged me tightly.

"I don't need yours!" I finally pushed Jiang Ziya away, but Jiang Ziya has been very weak for a long time, and the Xuantian inner alchemy released energy under the urging of spiritual energy, and I recovered...

I tried to pass the spiritual power of Xuantian Neidan into Jiang Ziya's body, and finally saved Jiang Ziya.

Two days later, Jiang Ziya fully recovered, but...

"Mom! I want a younger brother! Daddy said you can give me another younger brother!" Xiao Shen pulled me...

At this moment, I can only say to Jiang Ziya, who is not far away, who is snickering: "Jiang Ziya! Tell me! How do you want to die!"

Soon...it's been three years since the final battle...

Jiang Ziya took the poem I wrote back then and stood in the middle of the snow, Xiao Shen went to call Jiang Ziya back...

And I'm here waiting for them to come to me...

The author has something to say: ←_←Before, many people disliked my BE←_←Silently added some content to the BE chapter←_←Actually HE came!As witty as I am~ hahaha

Dragon Boat Festival egg first!Happy Dragon Boat Festival everyone!

☆、[-] Questions about the compatibility of husband and wife

The second wave of Dragon Boat Eggs!I wish everyone a happy Zongzi Festival!

Location: Sauce blast your sweet and sour TV station.

The first half of the show.

first!Let's pay attention to the [[-] questions about sex between Jiang Bao and his wife] hosted by Mouhan!

Abbreviations of the following persons:

A certain cold: cold

audience: public

Jiang Ziya: Ginger

Shen Gongbao: Leopard

PS: () means actions, some descriptions, and 〖〗 means my inner thoughts.

Han: Ahaha... This is the first time I'm writing this... I'm so shy!

People: Stop messing around!Let's get started!

Han: Oh oh oh!I was nervous and forgot!Ah ha ha!Let us welcome today's guests!Jiang Ziya and Shen Gongbao!Everyone welcome!

Crowd: clap clap clap clap

Ginger & Leopard: Hello everyone. (nods)

Han: Come on come on!Take your seats, two!Questions start now! 〖If you don’t ask me again, I will probably be thrown out〗

(two people already seated)

1 May I have your name?

Ginger: in the lower Jiang Ziya.

Leopard: I don't even know that!I am the famous Shen Gongbao! (disgusted eyes)

Han: Ahaha... (embarrassed laugh)

2 What is the age?

Jiang: It is inconvenient to disclose this.

Leopard: I won't tell you!

Han: It seems that age is really something that most people don't want to mention! (Looking into the distance, feeling a lot...)

3 gender is?

Jiang: Male. (Looking at Shen Gongbao playfully) 〖(⊙o⊙)Wow, Jiang Ziya is smiling... Chi Guoguo's temptation...cough cough〗

Leopard: Male!I am male! (glares at Jiang Ziya)

Han: Don't get excited, don't get excited... 〖It's well known that you once had a female body...〗

4 What is your personality like?

Jiang: Gentle and steady, but easily impulsive about his affairs. (Looks fondly at Leopard.)

Leopard: Ahem...a bit arrogant, easy to get jealous...wait a minute (slightly blushes)

Han: (laughs without speaking)

5 The character of the other party?

Jiang: Tsundere, natural, and cute. (unconcealable smile)

Leopard: Black belly!conceited!overbearing!Etc., etc!

〖As expected, you are arrogant...〗

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Ginger & Leopard: When I was young, Kunlun!

Han: What a tacit understanding!

7 The first impression of the other party?

Jiang: This kid is quite cute... 〖Love at first sight~←_← By the way, could this guy be a brother-in-law. 〗

Leopard: It looks easy to bully...〖You are wrong, Leopard...〗

8 What do you like about each other?

Ginger: every bit.

Leopard: Not at all.

Han: Leopard Leopard Chinese is awesome! (immediately received 35 squints from Leopard)

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Jiang: Always avoid me, don’t listen to me, and block robbery for me without authorization... (The more I talk, the more excited I get)

Leopard: Self-righteous, often use some tough means to keep me.

Han: I understand... (Nod vigorously)

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Leopard: What is compatibility?

Jiang: Whether it fits or not.

Leopard: Oh!That compatibility is not good. (The right hand clenched a fist and knocked on the palm of the left hand, suddenly realizing it!)

Jiang: I think it's pretty good.

11 What do you call each other?

Jiang: Leopard, Xueer.

Leopard: Jiang Ziya, big brother.

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

Jiang: Husband, Xianggong.

Leopard: Don't call me madam, a lady can do anything!

Han: The two are exactly the opposite...

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Leopard: big color bear!

Ginger: cute leopard.

14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?

Jiang: What he likes to eat, flowers and plants.

Leopard: Send a fishing rod.

15 So what gift would you like for yourself?

Jiang: Just tie the male leopard with a bow and give it to me. (☆▽☆)

Leopard: I want to hit the magic whip, beat Jiang Ziya to death! (╰(‵ ′)╯)

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Jiang: He refuses to express his emotions and always avoids them.

Leopard: Too black-bellied!

17 What is your problem?

Jiang: Sometimes too strong.

Leopard: I have nothing wrong~

cold:……

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Ginger & Leopard: As above!

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

Ginger & Leopard: ... (staring at Han)

Han: Ahaha... Why are there all these questions... Cough cough, pass!Pass!

20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Han: pass!

21 How far is your relationship?

Jiang: We have a child now.

Leopard:……

Han: Congratulations~

22 Where did two people first date?

Leopard: Haven't dated...

Ginger: Yes...

Leopard: Nothing counts!

23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?

Han: Oh... pass!

24 How far has it progressed then?

Han: pass!

25 frequent date spots?

Han: Who made the question!I promise to keep his whole body!

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Jiang: Give him whatever he wants. (doting laugh)

Leopard: Cough cough, pack... yourself... and send it over... (the roots of the ears are red)

Han: Assistant!Get me a pair of sunglasses!It's so flashy here!

27 Which party confessed first?

Jiang: Me.

Leopard: He.

28 How much do you like each other?

Jiang: The love of my life, I can give up everything for him.

Leopard: One... a little...

〖Ah... the tsundere character is hopeless. 〗

29 So, do you love each other?

Ginger: Love!

Leopard: A little bit.

30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Jiang: It seems that I have nothing to say.

Leopard: When I begged me not to leave with tears streaming down my face.

Han: ... (brain filling...)

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Jiang: No, I believe him.

Leopard: Torture him to death.

Han: You can't do it...

Leopard: What did you say?The wind is too strong, I can't hear you~

Han: Ahem, I said... I support you!

Audience: Moderator!What about your integrity!

32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Ginger & Leopard: No!

33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Han: over...

35 The other party's sexy expression?

Jiang: When you looked at me with teary eyes.

Leopard: When I smirked.

Han: Assistant!Paper! (Nosebleed...)

36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

Jiang: You know...

Han: I understand~

Leopard: When kissing.

Han: Leopard is sincere and innocent.

38 What do you feel happiest when doing?

Jiang: As long as I have him by my side, it is my happiness.

Leopard: Same... (voice is softer)

39 Ever quarreled?

Ginger & Leopard: Often.

40 What are the quarrels?

Jiang: He is leaving me.

Leopard: He won't let me leave.

Han: tacit understanding...

How to reconcile after 41?

Jiang: Get him done.

Han: Brother Ya is mighty!

Leopard: ... (gritting teeth)

42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Jiang: Of course, I only love Shen Gongbao in every lifetime.

Leopard: Hmm... (blush...)

43 When do you feel loved?

Jiang: Anytime he is around.

Leopard: same.

44 What is your expression of love?

Leopard: Stay with him.

Jiang: Show it directly.

45 When did you feel "you don't love me anymore"?

Leopard: When you are indifferent to me, when you hate me.

Jiang: When you put yourself in the arms of others.

46 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Ginger: Mimosa.

Leopard: Forget-me-not.

47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Ginger & Leopard: No!

Han: Really not?

Ginger & Leopard: Huh? (←_←)

Han: Ahem...I didn't say anything.

48 Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Leopard: He is too good.

Jiang: He is too natural.

49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Ginger & Leopard: What do you think?

50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Ginger: Yes!

Leopard: Barely~

Han: Good!The first half is over!

Will there be a second half that I won't make either!

It is so wayward!