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He said, "Fuck, you're so naive, you don't want to expose people's old truths, my little brother's blood is so precious, it's so wasteful to shed it for nothing, the fat man is called saving resources, and he can put the two of us in danger."
After the fat man finished speaking, before I could answer, I heard a voice, "That's right, I have meat to eat with the fat man." It was Xiao Hua who hadn't spoken all this time. The corners of his mouth curled up.
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The more everyone ate, the happier they were. Later, the fat man obviously drank too much. He hugged me and said vaguely, "Naive, I'm so, so fucking happy to see you and my brother together! You don't even know that my brother is here. At that moment inside the bronze door, just, just you, how disgusting that resentful woman looks!" As he spoke, the fat man turned to Poker-Face, "That's Fatty, I will never leave him for the sake of years of revolutionary friendship. Don’t give up. Little, little brother, do you think the fat man is loyal enough?” Seeing the fat man staggering and his tongue growing, Poker-Face’s eyes were filled with emotion, he hugged the fat man, and said A "thank you".The fat man looked blankly at the oil bottle, and when he was about to burst into tears, he turned to me, patted me and said, "Innocent, the fat man has you two dead brothers in his life, it's worth it! Come, come, Fat Master wants to sing, so turn on your newly bought home theater!"
Then the fat man ordered his classic songs such as "The Most Dazzling National Style", "Free Fly", "Why Are Flowers So Red", and then pulled Zhang Haiqing to sing while twisting, not to mention how ugly it is, thanks to Zhang Haiqing who can bear it he.As for the blind man, he put his arms around Xiaohua's waist while watching him point and click with the remote control.Under this huge "noise", I leaned close to Poker-Fing's ear and asked, "Qi Ling, you sing so well, let's sing one in a while." Poker-Fing shook his head. I just wanted to persuade him again, but When I found out that Xiaofeng had pulled Zhang Haike into my room, I guess Poker Face must be a little upset, but our daughter has grown up and we can't help her. "Qi Ling, they are all married, don't worry, let's go to sing, shall we?"
Before Pokerfing could answer, Xiaohua came over, "Xiaoxie, we should sing first if we want to sing. Patriarch Zhang, do you have any objection?" Xiaohua looked at us with the microphone.
"No, no, no, singing with you will give me the urge to cripple my voice." As soon as I finished speaking, the title of the song "Brothers" popped up on the screen, and I quickly got up and picked up another microphone, "Even if I cripple my voice, I still have to lose my voice." Do you want to save face for Master Jiu?"
After smiling, Xiao Hua started to sing, "Brother, my dear brother, write a song about me and you. I remember that we were inseparable when we were young, and we were carefree at that time." Although Xiao Hua came from an opera background , but singing popular songs does not have a taste of opera, it should be hoarse and low-pitched. "Daughter-in-law, you sing really well." Hei Xiazi was very busy helping Xiao Hua create the atmosphere.
I went on to the second paragraph, "Brother, my dear brother, I gave this song to you and me. Although we grow up and go our separate ways, I will always think of you when we are tired."
This song sang the hearts of the two of us. The "little girl" who came out of the poster when I was young, and the person who chased after me and called "Brother Wu Xie" turned into a big man. Think about it When I was young, I used to fight with other boys in order to protect Xiaohua, but when I grew up, it was Xiaohua who kept protecting me.Although time has passed forever, Xiaohua and I are still the closest people in each other's hearts.
While I was still immersed in the childhood memories with Xiaohua, Xiaofeng and Zhang Haike walked out of the room.Wait, is that Zhang Haike?How did his face change?Could it be that Xiaofeng took off his penis?Damn, isn't it that it can't be taken off? This damn Zhang Haike is lying to me again, isn't he?But Zhang Haike himself is really much more handsome than me, he looks like Poker Ping by a third, why is he so handsome imitating me for 20 years?annoying!Thinking of this, I wanted to get Xiaohua and Fatty to taunt Zhang Haike and vent my anger, but Pokerfing suddenly said, not to Zhang Haike but to Xiaofeng, "Kneel down!"
With a sound of "Plop", Xiaofeng knelt down in front of Poker Ping, and then Zhang Haike also knelt down.
"Hike, get up."
"No, patriarch, we are husband and wife, we should have the same blessings and share the difficulties."
"Get up, don't ask me to say it again." Pokerfing's voice was full of strength, but Zhang Haike was still unmoved. Seeing that Pokerfing was about to get angry, Xiaofeng quickly got Zhang Haike up, and then pulled Pokerfing The pants said, "Dad, you just teach me a lesson."
Poker-face didn't even look at Xiaofeng, just stared at the ceiling, and said lightly, "Recite the Tao Te Ching once."
"Yes, Dao, can be Tao, not permanent Tao. Name, can be named, not permanent name. "Wu" is called the beginning of heaven and earth; "You" is called the mother of all things. To observe its marvelousness; often "being", to observe its beauty. These two come from the same place but have different names, and they are both called xuan. We all know that goodness is goodness, but not goodness. Existence and non-existence are interdependent, difficulty and easy are interdependent, long and short are in harmony, high and low are in harmony, sounds and sounds are in harmony, and the front and back follow each other. Persistence. It is the sage who does nothing and does not say anything. The teaching; all things are created without beginning, born without existence, for which they are not relied upon, and achievements without residence. The husband only resides, so he does not go away...The highest goodness is like water, water is good for all things and does not compete. Be with everyone What is evil is mostly in the way. Live in a good place, have a good heart, be kind and benevolent, speak good faith, be good at governance, do good things and do good things, and do good things at the right time. Husbands only do not fight, so there is no preference..."
"Supreme goodness is like water. Water is good and beneficial to all things without fighting. It deals with the evils of all people, so it is almost in the way. Living in a good place, with a good heart, with good benevolence, good words and trustworthiness, righteous and good governance, good deeds and abilities, and good times. Husbands do not fight, so Wuyou. How do you explain it?"
"Well, what he means is that the kindest person is like water. Water is good at nourishing all things and does not compete with all things. It stays in a place that everyone dislikes, so it is closest to the "Tao". The kindest person is the best at living in Choose a place, be calm and unfathomable, be sincere, friendly and selfless in dealing with people, be good at speaking and keeping promises, be good at streamlining government affairs, be able to govern the country well, be good at making use of one's strengths in dealing with affairs, and be good at seizing opportunities in actions. The kindest people do what they do because they have indisputable virtues, so there is no fault, and there is no blame. That is to say, like cousin Wu Xie."
Hearing this, Xiao Hua poked me and said, "Xiaoxie, what is your family Zhang Qiling doing? Couldn't he be praising you on purpose?"
Seeing the smirk on his face, I was so sad to death, thinking that no one praised me like that, didn't this mean to embarrass me.The black blind man looked at my bitter face, covered his mouth and didn't dare to laugh, but his shoulders trembled.
As for the fat man, he shouted at the top of his voice, "What are you doing there? Why don't you sing anymore, Fatty, I haven't enjoyed myself yet!"
"Master, where is the guest room? The fat man drank too much, I'll take him to bed."
"Over there" said Zhang Haiqing and I carried the fat man into the guest room, came out to see that they were still deadlocked, I approached Zhang Haike, and asked in a low voice, "Brother Haike, what's going on? And you s face?"
Zhang Haike looked at Poker Bottle, and made a gesture to keep me quiet, and I quickly shut my mouth tightly.At this moment, Poker-Face stood up, took two steps, and said, "When will your strength disappear? How long will you have to hide those things?"
Hearing this, Xiaofeng had tears in his eyes, bit his lower lip tightly with his teeth, and clenched his hands tightly, but he still didn't say a word.
Poker-Face sighed and said, "I don't want you to be like me, don't keep everything in your heart. Tell me, Wu Xie and I will help you, as well as Hai Ke, Xie Yuchen, Fatty, Blind people will not stand by and watch."
At this moment, Xiaofeng couldn't control her tears anymore. She looked at Poker Ping, tears fell drop by drop, and then hit the floor drop by drop. Although she still didn't speak, there were thousands of words in her eyes Telling the grievances in my heart.I couldn't stand it anymore, so I pulled up Xiaofeng and wiped away her tears, "Okay, don't cry, my cousin knows that you have been wronged for the past three years. It's okay, don't cry, If you have anything to say, I’ll talk about it later.” As I said that, I pulled the Poker bottle, “Qiling, don’t force her, she’s crying, don’t you feel bad?”
Pokerfing frowned and didn't answer me. I just wanted to persuade him again, but Xiaofeng pulled me, "Cousin, no need. Dad is right. I have many things that I didn't say. I deliberately concealed it from you, just not wanting your life to be affected, after all, the happiness of you couples is hard-won. However, I know I was wrong now, and I will tell you, but it will take two days, is that okay?"
"Silly girl, are you afraid that people won't know that you two are father and daughter? Do you have to be so similar? Both of you have such a bad temper, and I really can't do anything about you." Nodded, "Okay, okay, it's okay, you can say it whenever you want, okay?"
"Well, thank you Huang Ama for your kindness! Thank you Huangeriang for your kindness!" Instantly Xiaofeng burst into tears and laughed.
"Dead girl, because I feel so bad for you just now, what do you call me! See if I don't beat you today!" As soon as I raised my hand, I was caught by the stuffy oil bottle. "What do you do? Get up and bully me?"
Poker-Face smiled and shook his head, I was puzzled, he pointed to Xiaofeng and said, "Because you are disrespectful to my beloved concubine, I will punish you to copy the Tao Te Ching a hundred times and hand it in tomorrow without any mistakes .”
"Ah? One hundred times? It's better for Huang Ama to play forty times. It's more enjoyable."
"Huh?" Poker Fing squinted at Xiaofeng, who immediately fell down on the sofa and shouted, "Help!"
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In this way, Xiaofeng began to copy the Tao Te Ching in the afternoon.But fortunately, her Huang Ama didn't say that you can't find the gunman, so I, Zhang Haike, Xiaohua, Zhang Haiqing, and the black blind man all went into battle to help transcribe.
I was copying, and suddenly Xiaofeng sang, "The weather is so sunny today, everywhere is beautiful, beautiful. This is singing, that is singing, the wind is singing, and the white clouds are singing, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah"
"It's a familiar melody. Is this an episode of a TV show?"
"That's right, "Huan Zhu Ge Ge", cousin, have you watched it?"
"Of course I saw it, what's the matter?"
"Don't you think it looks a lot like it?" Xiaofeng bit a brush with a strange smile on his face.
"Hahaha" Xiaohua understood, walked up to me, and said, "Xiaoxie, what Hazel said is right, it really seems to be true. However, Xiao Yanzi copied "Liyun Datong Chapter"."
"Hahahaha, it's true! But keep your voice down, don't wake up your Huang Ama."
"Tch, look at your unpromising appearance! Cousin, according to the relationship between the characters in "Returning the Pearl", I am Little Swallow. Then cousin, are you the concubine or the empress?"
"You damn girl!" As I said that, I took the pen as a weapon and started fighting with Xiaofeng. When we came and went, I accidentally threw ink on the desk, "Hey, is it dirty? Let me see .”
When I picked up Xiaofeng's pen and ink and looked at it, it was thin gold, and her writing was also thin gold, which was the same as mine. What a coincidence?
"What? Are you the only one who can practice thin golden body?" Xiaofeng snatched the rice paper from my hand, and looked at me with tilted head.
"Of course not. It's just that I didn't expect you, a kid who grew up in the United States, to have a thin body."
"What's so strange about this." As Xiaofeng said, he spread a new piece of rice paper, pressed down the ruler, and then adjusted a large-sized lake brush from the pen holder, filled the pen, raised his wrist luck, and used grass in one go. Wrote down the words "the best kindness is like water".Then he tilted his head and looked at me and said, "I like cursive script, but my grandfather forced me to practice cursive script. I said Zhao Ji, Emperor Huizong of Song Dynasty, was a fool, so I don't want to learn his calligraphy. But my grandfather told me, "The calligraphy of Emperor Huizong of Song Dynasty You can do anything, but you can’t be the king’s ear!" is the evaluation of later generations, but you can’t belittle his artistic genius because of this sentence, and you must have your own unique views on people and things, and remember not to copy others. Therefore, I just started to practice hard, but in my opinion, our calligraphy is still different, you can see that yours is not only beautiful but also handsome and elegant, while mine is a bit perverted, right?"
"Hey, your words are very meaningful, what exactly do you want to say?"
"Hmm... well, let's talk about it in two days. By the way, Yuchen, will the ID card you made for me be ready in two days?"
"No problem, I'll do things, don't worry."
"ID card?" Zhang Haike looked at Xiaofeng suspiciously.
"Hey, Haike" Haike's yell was so ninety-nine and eighteen-turned that even I trembled when I heard it, let alone Zhang Haike. "Husband, didn't I tell you that I can't show people as Huo Feng yet, so it is necessary to have a new identity, right?"
"Yes, then why didn't you find me?"
"Just for this? Cheapskate!" Xiaofeng turned around and sat on Zhang Haike's lap, put his arms around his face and kissed him, "Husband, husband, husband!" The three voices of the husband called out three rhythms, especially It was the last husband who was very long. I could see that Zhang Haike was completely bowed down. Yes, facing such a beautiful woman, as long as he is a man, he can't resist.Just when Xiaofeng was enjoying himself in Zhang Haike's arms proudly, Zhang Haiqing said, "The women of Huo's family are indeed enchantresses that bring disaster to the country and the people!"
"Hey, who is this? If you can't eat grapes, you say the grapes are sour!" Xiaohua doesn't allow others to bully Xiaofeng.
"Master Hua, you are already famous, so what's the matter with you!"
"Then you are with the fat man too, why is Zhang Haike's intimacy hindering you?" Hei Blind doesn't allow others to bully his wife.
Seeing that the atmosphere was about to change, I was just about to smooth things over when Xiaofeng and Zhang Haike stood up, "Haiqing, I understand what you think about me, I am very grateful for your help over the years, but I have always regarded you as my sister , and you are on good terms with Fatty Wang now, so why bother?"
"Sister, who cares to be your sister! Fatty Wang is very nice, I would like to be with him. But I just hate this little fairy! She is a vixen who can charm the mind just like her grandmother!"
Xiaofeng heard the words, fluttered a million blessings and said, "Thank you, sister Haiqing, for your compliment."
Zhang Haiqing's face turned blue immediately, Zhang Haike pulled Xiaofeng and said in a low voice, "Okay, don't make any more trouble, okay?"
Xiaofeng gave Zhang Haike a blank look, pouted and said, "Okay, I won't talk, that's fine."
But Zhang Haiqing is still relentless, "Although the women in your Huo family are all beautiful, none of them can get true love. This is the curse of God on your Huo family. Look, your grandmother is such an amazing woman Ah, but he was abandoned by the fifth master of the dog all the time, and gave birth to your mother in secret. Your mother is even more sad. Our patriarch didn't know who she was, so she gave birth to you. By the way, your mother Her name is Huo Qing, right? In my opinion, she should follow her father's surname and call her "Wuqing" because she never got true love in her life."
"You are too much, if you talk nonsense again, don't blame the young master for being rude."
"The third master of the Wu family, I want to see what you can do to me?"
I was really out of breath, and just about to have an attack, I suddenly heard "Hahaha, I want to thank you, Zhang Haiqing. You are really talented, hahaha."
"Xiaofeng, aren't you mad and stupid? Zhang Haiqing, you took the wrong medicine, what nonsense!"
Xiaofeng waved his hand, "No, no, Haike, Sister Haiqing really did me a favor." Saying that, Xiaofeng walked up to Zhang Haiqing and held her hand, "Sister Haiqing, if you have any grievances, please let me know." Say it all. Don’t panic when you say it. We are all women. I understand the feeling of thinking about someone in my heart. I also understand that the relationship of so many years is not easy to let go. Is it Zhang Haike’s picture? Does the long-lost true face make you feel a lot? Or does this "Tao Te Ching" remind you of your childhood? No matter what the reason is, you can cry if you want to cry today. Turn over this article. Didn’t you say that Fatty is a good man, from now on you should love him well, and he will give you happiness.”
With a sound of "Wow", Zhang Haiqing burst into tears, and Xiaofeng hugged her tightly at the same time. She finally calmed down after crying for nearly half an hour. Folding her hands together, she said with tears in her eyes, "Haike, sister, don't worry this time, she is a nice woman, I wish you happiness."
"Okay, okay, happy ending, by the way, Hazel, what did you say she helped you just now?"
"I'll find out later, Yuchen, can you lend me your phone first?"
"Okay" Xiaohua said and handed his pink mobile phone to Xiaofeng.
After Xiaofeng dialed the phone, "Xiuxiu, try to see if "wuqing1949" can be opened."
"Well, let me try. Cousin, open it, open it, but what is it?"
"What is it?"
"I don't know, it's like a spell, I can't understand it at all."
"You bring your things and come to Hangzhou immediately." When did Poker Face come down and snatch the phone from Xiaofeng's hand, what's going on?
"Which of you father and daughter would like to explain to me what's going on?" I stared at Poyouping and Xiaofeng at a loss.
Pokerfing gave Xiaofeng a look, Xiaofeng smiled and said, "Cousin, Yuchen, Haike, Heiye, sister Haiqing, come, let's drink tea and talk."
In this way, we sat around the sofa, Xiaofeng calmed down, and said, "Actually, I saw many things in the meteorite, such as: my mother did not commit suicide by swallowing a gun because of pheromone syndrome, but was killed by Zhang Haimin, Huo Bandit committed suicide because of poisoning and schizophrenia; and since Helen and I disappeared, Huo Bandit returned to the United States and transferred all the assets of the Huo family. The reason why they did this was because Zhang Haimin wanted to be the patriarch of the Zhang family So after I came out, I took advantage of the opportunity in the hospital to contact an informant of mine in the United States and Xiuxiu, and asked them to help me investigate the operation of the assets of the overseas Huo family in the past three years, and the movements of Zhang Haimin and Huo Bandit. , and took out the "life-saving brocade box" left by our grandmother. The brocade box has a password, and we tried many times before but failed to open it. Thanks to sister Haiqing for reminding me today. But as for the contents inside What, I have to rely on my father to help me crack it."
Hearing this, I probably had a clue in my mind. I thought it’s no wonder that this girl looks weird these days, and she even changed Zhang Haike’s face back. I guess she didn’t want Zhang Haike to go back to the United States with her. It takes a certain amount of time for passports and visas. Thinking of this, I asked, "Then if it is finally confirmed that Huo Bandit and Zhang Haimin really have evil intentions, what are you going to do?"
Xiaofeng took a sip of tea and said lightly, "Cousin, I know you are a good person with a kind heart, but with all due respect, if what I saw is confirmed, I will never let them go. As the saying goes, the hatred of killing one's mother cannot be shared, not to mention the beastly behavior of Huo Bandit, it would be unacceptable not to kill him." Xiaofeng took Zhang Haike's hand, took a deep breath and said, " I'm sorry, Hai Ke, I don't want to embarrass you, I know that Hai Xing is married to Huo Bandit, but I really can't keep him, if Hai Xing can't forgive me, I can only wait for her afterwards."
"Oh, I understand, I understand, it's just that this girl Hai Xing has such a hard life, she can't meet a good man!"
"Hai Ke, don't be depressed, just listen to my sister's persuasion, this is fate. Just like we were born in the Zhang family, Hai Xing is very strong, she will be fine."
"I hope, but she is with Huo Bandit now, I'm afraid that in the end Huo Bandit will jump over the wall and take Hai Xing as a hostage, and it will be broken."
"Well, do you think too far, maybe it's not a shadow!" Xiaohua said impatiently while playing with Russian cugs.
"That would be the best. I hope it will come true once Yuchen Jinkou is opened. I'll be so happy!"
"But Xiaofeng, as far as I know, the overseas Huo family has indeed lost a lot of assets in recent years, I'm afraid..."
Xiaofeng stood up, walked to the window, looked at the beautiful scenery of the West Lake, stretched his waist, and said, "I am born to be useful, and I will come back after all my money is gone. I like these two sentences the most, so even if you are overseas It doesn’t matter if the family really collapses, as long as Huo Pi is still my good brother and Zhang Haimin is still your brother, that’s fine.”
"So chic, Xiaofeng, do you really not care at all? That is the hard work of your grandmother, your mother and three generations of you."
"Cousin, so you really look like a small profiteer! But, to be honest, I don't care about it at all. It's a lie, but it's the law that you can't be rich for three generations. What's more, it's better to be afraid of losing money than to kill each other. Besides, now that I have you, dad and Haike, I’m not afraid that no one will take care of me if I don’t have money, right?”
We all laughed after hearing Xiaofeng's words, as this girl said, as long as the one you love is by your side, there is nothing to be afraid of.Thinking of this, I clenched Poker Bottle's hand.
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That night Xiuxiu came to my place, but the person who appeared with her really surprised me.
"Three...Three, third uncle?" I rubbed my eyes and stammered.
"Nephew, I haven't seen you for so many years, why don't you grow up!" The third uncle slapped me as he said that.
"Damn, third uncle, you can't blame me. I was not prepared to see you so suddenly at night." I rubbed my head and said.
The third uncle became anxious when he heard this, and he raised his fist to beat me up, "You say I'm a ghost, don't you? See if I don't beat you up!"
But before the third uncle's fist hit me, he was stopped by Pokerfinger. When the third uncle saw that it was Pokerfinger, he withdrew his hand, straightened his clothes and said, "So it's my brother, don't come here without any problems." ?”
"Yeah" After talking, Bo Youping came to me and rubbed my head for me. I smiled proudly at my third uncle, and said to my heart that even if you were my third uncle, you would not dare to provoke me, because I am bored. Oil bottle, haha.
The third uncle felt something was wrong when he saw the state of Poker Fing and me, just about to make trouble, Xiaofeng quickly appeared and hugged the third uncle, and said in a coquettish voice, "Third uncle, I don't think I am, come and hug me! "
"Hey, girl, how old are you, you still crawled on top of me, trying to crush me to death! Hurry up, let the third uncle take a look. Um...um..." The third uncle dragged The cheeks looked at it for a long time, "I said girl, you are almost thirty, why are you so thin! Didn't I tell you that men like sexy women. Come on, third uncle will cook you something delicious and put your Get fat, easy to marry!"
Xiaofeng's face turned white and red at times when he was told by the third uncle, and he said angrily, "Sanjiu, do you have the quality! You can't tell the age of a girl, do you know it! It's disgusting! Back then I shouldn't have sewed your tongue shut for you! I hate it!" Xiaofeng pulled Zhang Haike over with twists and turns, "Sanjiu, don't worry, I'm married. This is my husband, Zhang Haike." Under the surprised expression of the third uncle, Xiaofeng squinted his eyes and asked, "Zhang Haike, do you think you think I'm skinny?"
"How come, you are my beautiful wife, but it would be great if the breasts and butt were bigger." Zhang Haike smirked, and Xiaofeng suddenly collapsed.
"Hahaha, what did I say, silly girl!" Third Uncle smirked.
"Your uncle, Zhang Haike! Get the hell out of here!" Xiaofeng was so arrogant that he picked up a cup and threw it at Zhang Haike. Zhang Haike grabbed it with his hand, and then said with a smile, "Honey, it's not good to smash things. What if you hit a child, even if you can't hit a child, it's not good if you hit a flower..."
"My God, why didn't I know he was a chatterbox before!" Xiaofeng had no choice but to hold Xiuxiu and howl.
"Cousin, don't be sad, we can poison him."
"Good sister!"
"Look at what I said a long time ago, the most poisonous woman's heart. Brother Haike, you will suffer in the future. My niece is not a cheap lamp."
After saying that, everyone laughed together, and Xiaofeng also returned to Zhang Haike's arms. Seeing the closeness of the two of them, I felt relieved a lot.Now I just hope that Xiuxiu and third uncle don't bring bad news, so we couples can live happily ever after.But things are often backfired, but what they are afraid of will happen.The third uncle spoke first, "I said eldest nephew, are you married to my younger brother?"
I had just taken a sip of tea when I heard my third uncle say this, and I sprayed it all over the fat man's face, and the fat man rubbed his hand and said, "Naive, this is how the organization educates you Is it? Even if you want to offer tea to Fat Master, you don’t have such a respectful face! Fortunately, Fat Master has rough skin and thick flesh, if our house is clean, his face will be scalded and swollen!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." As I said that, I quickly passed a tissue to the fat man, who wiped his face and then said, "Third Master, don't blame Naive. As the saying goes, a hero is sad when a beauty passes. What a loving couple you are like!"
After the fat man said this, An An sighed in my heart that it was terrible to be uneducated. He was obviously helping me and Boyouping, but why did it sound so awkward!The hero is sad about the beauty pass, who are the heroes Poker-Face and I?Who is the beauty?Thinking of this, I suddenly remembered Poker Ping's appearance in women's clothing, not to mention she is such a beauty!Then I am a hero. Thinking about it this way, I feel very beautiful in my heart.
"Third Master, did you see that he was naive and lost his nerve again. That's it, which girl dares to want him, that is to say, my little brother can calm him down."
The third uncle saw my appearance, and sucked his teeth, "Fatty's words are reasonable, and it's really worrying. Brother, you can take care of me in the future."
"Um"
Depend on!Your uncle's stuffy oil bottle, um, what, um, I'm worried, how are you?You are facial paralyzed and dumb, isn't it just that you are handsome, good at martial arts, have a strong background and have unicorn blood? Cut, what's so great about it.However, I really care about you.Forget it, I don't care about you, since the old fox, the third uncle, is back, he agrees that I will be with Poker Ping, and I will leave it to him to settle my parents' affairs in the future, and he owes me all of this!
"Okay, okay, let's stop talking nonsense, and get back to the topic. I came back this time mainly because I was entrusted by Zi Yang. You must know that the advanced technology is not good, especially Huo Bandit, who is very good at monitoring and tracking. So Ziyang has to ask me for help." As the third uncle took off the necklace around his neck, it turned out that there was an SD card hidden in it, Xiaofeng took it, took out the laptop I bought for her, and opened it. After looking at the file for a while, he closed the computer and said, "It seems that the situation is not good. By the way, third uncle, brother Ziyang, what else did you say?"
"I didn't say anything, I just said that he can only help you so much, let you ask for more blessings."
"Okay, I see. Xiuxiu, it's your turn."
When Xiuxiu heard this, she unraveled her bun. It turned out that she used the silk handkerchief full of spells to tie her hair.Poker-Face took Sipa, looked at it for a while, and then said, "There are 12 words written on it: "Looking for spirits and treasures, marrying beautiful women to protect the wind, killing bandits and eliminating people."
The black blind man took the Spa in Poker's hand, looked at it and said, "Dumb, is this the code of the spell used by the military command back then?"
"Um"
"So Mrs. Huo was also in the military command back then, are you in the same task force? Or why does she always worship you like a god, and the first thing she said is to ask them to find you!" said the black blind man He showed a naughty grin again.
"Can not remember"
"Blind man, can you not digress! I really can't stand you." Xiao Hua pinched the blind man.
"Hey, daughter-in-law, take it easy, the third master is not jealous, so why are you in a hurry!"
Without saying a word, Xiaohua took out the gun and wanted to clean up the black blind man. The black blind man's skill is not general, he grabbed Xiao Hua's wrist at once, and the gun fell to the ground, "Daughter-in-law, what are you doing?"
"Master, I want to take good care of you!" Xiaohua squinted her peach blossom eyes, and said with a bit of ruthlessness.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
"Third Master, this is love!" As soon as the blind man said this, everyone nodded helplessly and amusedly.
"Okay, okay, after finishing the business, you two will talk about love. Is that the financial report of the overseas Huo family for the past three years?"
"Well, third uncle is wise, and there is also a list of the main clients Huo Bandit and Zhang Haimin have dealt with in the past three years, the scope of activities, and the statistics of the projects they participated in. I just took a rough look, but I guess grandma asked us to look for it." Bao "should be Song Ke's half-brother Song Bao, the second master of Bao." Xiaofeng said and handed the notebook to the third uncle.
"What the hell is this? Can you understand it?" Hearing what Uncle San said, I leaned over to take a look, and it was as good as the Huo family. I couldn't understand it. Is this a musical score or some ghostly drawn symbols?No wonder it was handed over to the third uncle to bring it back. Who can understand this?
"Let me take a look." Xiuxiu snatched it over, "Cousin, this is a code based on the music score, right? You made it up?"
"What the hell, the fat man also opened his eyes. Fuck me, dizziness, Xiaofeng, this takes a lot of brain cells!"
Zhang Haiqing smacked the fat man's forehead, "You think they are all the same as you! But what do you think of this?"
Xiaofeng smiled and said, "I didn't make this up. It was learned by Helen after watching Conan. It was the episode "Moonlight Sonata Murder Incident" that inspired her, so we used this to write letters to me when we were young. Later I met I went to Xie Ziyang and did him a small favor, and we became friends. One month before I was arrested by the Wang family, I found him and asked him to apply for Admini in Zhang Haimin’s design company, and taught him this coding method Used to deliver messages."
"Can this be considered a joke? Your Huo family's brains are really abnormal!" As soon as the fat man said this, the three women immediately rolled their eyes. Seeing this, the fat man stuck out his tongue, and dared not say anything more.
"Then Xiaofeng can't understand this because he knows Japanese?"
"Congratulations to your cousin, the answer is correct. This is to use the keyboard to correspond to the Roman alphabet in Japanese, and then write back to Japanese." After listening to Xiaofeng's explanation, I looked helpless. I really don't know if this kid is watching Conan. He's gone crazy, and it's always itchy. Can he speak Japanese?It was Xiaofeng who taught him, it was really hard work.
"Hazel, aren't you afraid that other people can understand it too? Conan is a very popular cartoon." Xiao Hua broke free from Hei Xiazi, and walked up to us while playing the game.
"I'm afraid, but there is nothing absolutely safe in the world. Besides, who would have thought that we would really use the method in cartoons to deliver messages. I just couldn't think of a good way, so I did it this way."
"Oh, I lost to you. It seems that I really have to watch cartoons when I have time." Xiao Hua pretended to shake her head helplessly.
"Xie Yuchen, you are so annoying!" Xiaofeng lost control when he saw Xiaohua's provocative eyes, the two of them each took a cushion and started arguing.Seeing them chasing each other and fighting each other, I really think they are the most suitable together.
"Wu Xie"
"Qi Ling, what's the matter?" Poker-Face didn't say anything, but took the laptop in my hand and looked at it seriously.
"Little third master, do you think we are going to go to the United States this time?"
"Blind man, looking at your virtue, I guess you want to register with Xiaohua in the United States?"
"Crack" Hei Xiazi snapped his fingers, "That's right, I just want to register for marriage with our family's Hua'er, so it's good for everyone, isn't it, Brother Haike?"
Looking at Zhang Haike's elongated face, I knew he was jealous.Alas, the emotional affairs are already very confusing,
After the fat man finished speaking, before I could answer, I heard a voice, "That's right, I have meat to eat with the fat man." It was Xiao Hua who hadn't spoken all this time. The corners of his mouth curled up.
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The more everyone ate, the happier they were. Later, the fat man obviously drank too much. He hugged me and said vaguely, "Naive, I'm so, so fucking happy to see you and my brother together! You don't even know that my brother is here. At that moment inside the bronze door, just, just you, how disgusting that resentful woman looks!" As he spoke, the fat man turned to Poker-Face, "That's Fatty, I will never leave him for the sake of years of revolutionary friendship. Don’t give up. Little, little brother, do you think the fat man is loyal enough?” Seeing the fat man staggering and his tongue growing, Poker-Face’s eyes were filled with emotion, he hugged the fat man, and said A "thank you".The fat man looked blankly at the oil bottle, and when he was about to burst into tears, he turned to me, patted me and said, "Innocent, the fat man has you two dead brothers in his life, it's worth it! Come, come, Fat Master wants to sing, so turn on your newly bought home theater!"
Then the fat man ordered his classic songs such as "The Most Dazzling National Style", "Free Fly", "Why Are Flowers So Red", and then pulled Zhang Haiqing to sing while twisting, not to mention how ugly it is, thanks to Zhang Haiqing who can bear it he.As for the blind man, he put his arms around Xiaohua's waist while watching him point and click with the remote control.Under this huge "noise", I leaned close to Poker-Fing's ear and asked, "Qi Ling, you sing so well, let's sing one in a while." Poker-Fing shook his head. I just wanted to persuade him again, but When I found out that Xiaofeng had pulled Zhang Haike into my room, I guess Poker Face must be a little upset, but our daughter has grown up and we can't help her. "Qi Ling, they are all married, don't worry, let's go to sing, shall we?"
Before Pokerfing could answer, Xiaohua came over, "Xiaoxie, we should sing first if we want to sing. Patriarch Zhang, do you have any objection?" Xiaohua looked at us with the microphone.
"No, no, no, singing with you will give me the urge to cripple my voice." As soon as I finished speaking, the title of the song "Brothers" popped up on the screen, and I quickly got up and picked up another microphone, "Even if I cripple my voice, I still have to lose my voice." Do you want to save face for Master Jiu?"
After smiling, Xiao Hua started to sing, "Brother, my dear brother, write a song about me and you. I remember that we were inseparable when we were young, and we were carefree at that time." Although Xiao Hua came from an opera background , but singing popular songs does not have a taste of opera, it should be hoarse and low-pitched. "Daughter-in-law, you sing really well." Hei Xiazi was very busy helping Xiao Hua create the atmosphere.
I went on to the second paragraph, "Brother, my dear brother, I gave this song to you and me. Although we grow up and go our separate ways, I will always think of you when we are tired."
This song sang the hearts of the two of us. The "little girl" who came out of the poster when I was young, and the person who chased after me and called "Brother Wu Xie" turned into a big man. Think about it When I was young, I used to fight with other boys in order to protect Xiaohua, but when I grew up, it was Xiaohua who kept protecting me.Although time has passed forever, Xiaohua and I are still the closest people in each other's hearts.
While I was still immersed in the childhood memories with Xiaohua, Xiaofeng and Zhang Haike walked out of the room.Wait, is that Zhang Haike?How did his face change?Could it be that Xiaofeng took off his penis?Damn, isn't it that it can't be taken off? This damn Zhang Haike is lying to me again, isn't he?But Zhang Haike himself is really much more handsome than me, he looks like Poker Ping by a third, why is he so handsome imitating me for 20 years?annoying!Thinking of this, I wanted to get Xiaohua and Fatty to taunt Zhang Haike and vent my anger, but Pokerfing suddenly said, not to Zhang Haike but to Xiaofeng, "Kneel down!"
With a sound of "Plop", Xiaofeng knelt down in front of Poker Ping, and then Zhang Haike also knelt down.
"Hike, get up."
"No, patriarch, we are husband and wife, we should have the same blessings and share the difficulties."
"Get up, don't ask me to say it again." Pokerfing's voice was full of strength, but Zhang Haike was still unmoved. Seeing that Pokerfing was about to get angry, Xiaofeng quickly got Zhang Haike up, and then pulled Pokerfing The pants said, "Dad, you just teach me a lesson."
Poker-face didn't even look at Xiaofeng, just stared at the ceiling, and said lightly, "Recite the Tao Te Ching once."
"Yes, Dao, can be Tao, not permanent Tao. Name, can be named, not permanent name. "Wu" is called the beginning of heaven and earth; "You" is called the mother of all things. To observe its marvelousness; often "being", to observe its beauty. These two come from the same place but have different names, and they are both called xuan. We all know that goodness is goodness, but not goodness. Existence and non-existence are interdependent, difficulty and easy are interdependent, long and short are in harmony, high and low are in harmony, sounds and sounds are in harmony, and the front and back follow each other. Persistence. It is the sage who does nothing and does not say anything. The teaching; all things are created without beginning, born without existence, for which they are not relied upon, and achievements without residence. The husband only resides, so he does not go away...The highest goodness is like water, water is good for all things and does not compete. Be with everyone What is evil is mostly in the way. Live in a good place, have a good heart, be kind and benevolent, speak good faith, be good at governance, do good things and do good things, and do good things at the right time. Husbands only do not fight, so there is no preference..."
"Supreme goodness is like water. Water is good and beneficial to all things without fighting. It deals with the evils of all people, so it is almost in the way. Living in a good place, with a good heart, with good benevolence, good words and trustworthiness, righteous and good governance, good deeds and abilities, and good times. Husbands do not fight, so Wuyou. How do you explain it?"
"Well, what he means is that the kindest person is like water. Water is good at nourishing all things and does not compete with all things. It stays in a place that everyone dislikes, so it is closest to the "Tao". The kindest person is the best at living in Choose a place, be calm and unfathomable, be sincere, friendly and selfless in dealing with people, be good at speaking and keeping promises, be good at streamlining government affairs, be able to govern the country well, be good at making use of one's strengths in dealing with affairs, and be good at seizing opportunities in actions. The kindest people do what they do because they have indisputable virtues, so there is no fault, and there is no blame. That is to say, like cousin Wu Xie."
Hearing this, Xiao Hua poked me and said, "Xiaoxie, what is your family Zhang Qiling doing? Couldn't he be praising you on purpose?"
Seeing the smirk on his face, I was so sad to death, thinking that no one praised me like that, didn't this mean to embarrass me.The black blind man looked at my bitter face, covered his mouth and didn't dare to laugh, but his shoulders trembled.
As for the fat man, he shouted at the top of his voice, "What are you doing there? Why don't you sing anymore, Fatty, I haven't enjoyed myself yet!"
"Master, where is the guest room? The fat man drank too much, I'll take him to bed."
"Over there" said Zhang Haiqing and I carried the fat man into the guest room, came out to see that they were still deadlocked, I approached Zhang Haike, and asked in a low voice, "Brother Haike, what's going on? And you s face?"
Zhang Haike looked at Poker Bottle, and made a gesture to keep me quiet, and I quickly shut my mouth tightly.At this moment, Poker-Face stood up, took two steps, and said, "When will your strength disappear? How long will you have to hide those things?"
Hearing this, Xiaofeng had tears in his eyes, bit his lower lip tightly with his teeth, and clenched his hands tightly, but he still didn't say a word.
Poker-Face sighed and said, "I don't want you to be like me, don't keep everything in your heart. Tell me, Wu Xie and I will help you, as well as Hai Ke, Xie Yuchen, Fatty, Blind people will not stand by and watch."
At this moment, Xiaofeng couldn't control her tears anymore. She looked at Poker Ping, tears fell drop by drop, and then hit the floor drop by drop. Although she still didn't speak, there were thousands of words in her eyes Telling the grievances in my heart.I couldn't stand it anymore, so I pulled up Xiaofeng and wiped away her tears, "Okay, don't cry, my cousin knows that you have been wronged for the past three years. It's okay, don't cry, If you have anything to say, I’ll talk about it later.” As I said that, I pulled the Poker bottle, “Qiling, don’t force her, she’s crying, don’t you feel bad?”
Pokerfing frowned and didn't answer me. I just wanted to persuade him again, but Xiaofeng pulled me, "Cousin, no need. Dad is right. I have many things that I didn't say. I deliberately concealed it from you, just not wanting your life to be affected, after all, the happiness of you couples is hard-won. However, I know I was wrong now, and I will tell you, but it will take two days, is that okay?"
"Silly girl, are you afraid that people won't know that you two are father and daughter? Do you have to be so similar? Both of you have such a bad temper, and I really can't do anything about you." Nodded, "Okay, okay, it's okay, you can say it whenever you want, okay?"
"Well, thank you Huang Ama for your kindness! Thank you Huangeriang for your kindness!" Instantly Xiaofeng burst into tears and laughed.
"Dead girl, because I feel so bad for you just now, what do you call me! See if I don't beat you today!" As soon as I raised my hand, I was caught by the stuffy oil bottle. "What do you do? Get up and bully me?"
Poker-Face smiled and shook his head, I was puzzled, he pointed to Xiaofeng and said, "Because you are disrespectful to my beloved concubine, I will punish you to copy the Tao Te Ching a hundred times and hand it in tomorrow without any mistakes .”
"Ah? One hundred times? It's better for Huang Ama to play forty times. It's more enjoyable."
"Huh?" Poker Fing squinted at Xiaofeng, who immediately fell down on the sofa and shouted, "Help!"
☆, sixty
In this way, Xiaofeng began to copy the Tao Te Ching in the afternoon.But fortunately, her Huang Ama didn't say that you can't find the gunman, so I, Zhang Haike, Xiaohua, Zhang Haiqing, and the black blind man all went into battle to help transcribe.
I was copying, and suddenly Xiaofeng sang, "The weather is so sunny today, everywhere is beautiful, beautiful. This is singing, that is singing, the wind is singing, and the white clouds are singing, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah"
"It's a familiar melody. Is this an episode of a TV show?"
"That's right, "Huan Zhu Ge Ge", cousin, have you watched it?"
"Of course I saw it, what's the matter?"
"Don't you think it looks a lot like it?" Xiaofeng bit a brush with a strange smile on his face.
"Hahaha" Xiaohua understood, walked up to me, and said, "Xiaoxie, what Hazel said is right, it really seems to be true. However, Xiao Yanzi copied "Liyun Datong Chapter"."
"Hahahaha, it's true! But keep your voice down, don't wake up your Huang Ama."
"Tch, look at your unpromising appearance! Cousin, according to the relationship between the characters in "Returning the Pearl", I am Little Swallow. Then cousin, are you the concubine or the empress?"
"You damn girl!" As I said that, I took the pen as a weapon and started fighting with Xiaofeng. When we came and went, I accidentally threw ink on the desk, "Hey, is it dirty? Let me see .”
When I picked up Xiaofeng's pen and ink and looked at it, it was thin gold, and her writing was also thin gold, which was the same as mine. What a coincidence?
"What? Are you the only one who can practice thin golden body?" Xiaofeng snatched the rice paper from my hand, and looked at me with tilted head.
"Of course not. It's just that I didn't expect you, a kid who grew up in the United States, to have a thin body."
"What's so strange about this." As Xiaofeng said, he spread a new piece of rice paper, pressed down the ruler, and then adjusted a large-sized lake brush from the pen holder, filled the pen, raised his wrist luck, and used grass in one go. Wrote down the words "the best kindness is like water".Then he tilted his head and looked at me and said, "I like cursive script, but my grandfather forced me to practice cursive script. I said Zhao Ji, Emperor Huizong of Song Dynasty, was a fool, so I don't want to learn his calligraphy. But my grandfather told me, "The calligraphy of Emperor Huizong of Song Dynasty You can do anything, but you can’t be the king’s ear!" is the evaluation of later generations, but you can’t belittle his artistic genius because of this sentence, and you must have your own unique views on people and things, and remember not to copy others. Therefore, I just started to practice hard, but in my opinion, our calligraphy is still different, you can see that yours is not only beautiful but also handsome and elegant, while mine is a bit perverted, right?"
"Hey, your words are very meaningful, what exactly do you want to say?"
"Hmm... well, let's talk about it in two days. By the way, Yuchen, will the ID card you made for me be ready in two days?"
"No problem, I'll do things, don't worry."
"ID card?" Zhang Haike looked at Xiaofeng suspiciously.
"Hey, Haike" Haike's yell was so ninety-nine and eighteen-turned that even I trembled when I heard it, let alone Zhang Haike. "Husband, didn't I tell you that I can't show people as Huo Feng yet, so it is necessary to have a new identity, right?"
"Yes, then why didn't you find me?"
"Just for this? Cheapskate!" Xiaofeng turned around and sat on Zhang Haike's lap, put his arms around his face and kissed him, "Husband, husband, husband!" The three voices of the husband called out three rhythms, especially It was the last husband who was very long. I could see that Zhang Haike was completely bowed down. Yes, facing such a beautiful woman, as long as he is a man, he can't resist.Just when Xiaofeng was enjoying himself in Zhang Haike's arms proudly, Zhang Haiqing said, "The women of Huo's family are indeed enchantresses that bring disaster to the country and the people!"
"Hey, who is this? If you can't eat grapes, you say the grapes are sour!" Xiaohua doesn't allow others to bully Xiaofeng.
"Master Hua, you are already famous, so what's the matter with you!"
"Then you are with the fat man too, why is Zhang Haike's intimacy hindering you?" Hei Blind doesn't allow others to bully his wife.
Seeing that the atmosphere was about to change, I was just about to smooth things over when Xiaofeng and Zhang Haike stood up, "Haiqing, I understand what you think about me, I am very grateful for your help over the years, but I have always regarded you as my sister , and you are on good terms with Fatty Wang now, so why bother?"
"Sister, who cares to be your sister! Fatty Wang is very nice, I would like to be with him. But I just hate this little fairy! She is a vixen who can charm the mind just like her grandmother!"
Xiaofeng heard the words, fluttered a million blessings and said, "Thank you, sister Haiqing, for your compliment."
Zhang Haiqing's face turned blue immediately, Zhang Haike pulled Xiaofeng and said in a low voice, "Okay, don't make any more trouble, okay?"
Xiaofeng gave Zhang Haike a blank look, pouted and said, "Okay, I won't talk, that's fine."
But Zhang Haiqing is still relentless, "Although the women in your Huo family are all beautiful, none of them can get true love. This is the curse of God on your Huo family. Look, your grandmother is such an amazing woman Ah, but he was abandoned by the fifth master of the dog all the time, and gave birth to your mother in secret. Your mother is even more sad. Our patriarch didn't know who she was, so she gave birth to you. By the way, your mother Her name is Huo Qing, right? In my opinion, she should follow her father's surname and call her "Wuqing" because she never got true love in her life."
"You are too much, if you talk nonsense again, don't blame the young master for being rude."
"The third master of the Wu family, I want to see what you can do to me?"
I was really out of breath, and just about to have an attack, I suddenly heard "Hahaha, I want to thank you, Zhang Haiqing. You are really talented, hahaha."
"Xiaofeng, aren't you mad and stupid? Zhang Haiqing, you took the wrong medicine, what nonsense!"
Xiaofeng waved his hand, "No, no, Haike, Sister Haiqing really did me a favor." Saying that, Xiaofeng walked up to Zhang Haiqing and held her hand, "Sister Haiqing, if you have any grievances, please let me know." Say it all. Don’t panic when you say it. We are all women. I understand the feeling of thinking about someone in my heart. I also understand that the relationship of so many years is not easy to let go. Is it Zhang Haike’s picture? Does the long-lost true face make you feel a lot? Or does this "Tao Te Ching" remind you of your childhood? No matter what the reason is, you can cry if you want to cry today. Turn over this article. Didn’t you say that Fatty is a good man, from now on you should love him well, and he will give you happiness.”
With a sound of "Wow", Zhang Haiqing burst into tears, and Xiaofeng hugged her tightly at the same time. She finally calmed down after crying for nearly half an hour. Folding her hands together, she said with tears in her eyes, "Haike, sister, don't worry this time, she is a nice woman, I wish you happiness."
"Okay, okay, happy ending, by the way, Hazel, what did you say she helped you just now?"
"I'll find out later, Yuchen, can you lend me your phone first?"
"Okay" Xiaohua said and handed his pink mobile phone to Xiaofeng.
After Xiaofeng dialed the phone, "Xiuxiu, try to see if "wuqing1949" can be opened."
"Well, let me try. Cousin, open it, open it, but what is it?"
"What is it?"
"I don't know, it's like a spell, I can't understand it at all."
"You bring your things and come to Hangzhou immediately." When did Poker Face come down and snatch the phone from Xiaofeng's hand, what's going on?
"Which of you father and daughter would like to explain to me what's going on?" I stared at Poyouping and Xiaofeng at a loss.
Pokerfing gave Xiaofeng a look, Xiaofeng smiled and said, "Cousin, Yuchen, Haike, Heiye, sister Haiqing, come, let's drink tea and talk."
In this way, we sat around the sofa, Xiaofeng calmed down, and said, "Actually, I saw many things in the meteorite, such as: my mother did not commit suicide by swallowing a gun because of pheromone syndrome, but was killed by Zhang Haimin, Huo Bandit committed suicide because of poisoning and schizophrenia; and since Helen and I disappeared, Huo Bandit returned to the United States and transferred all the assets of the Huo family. The reason why they did this was because Zhang Haimin wanted to be the patriarch of the Zhang family So after I came out, I took advantage of the opportunity in the hospital to contact an informant of mine in the United States and Xiuxiu, and asked them to help me investigate the operation of the assets of the overseas Huo family in the past three years, and the movements of Zhang Haimin and Huo Bandit. , and took out the "life-saving brocade box" left by our grandmother. The brocade box has a password, and we tried many times before but failed to open it. Thanks to sister Haiqing for reminding me today. But as for the contents inside What, I have to rely on my father to help me crack it."
Hearing this, I probably had a clue in my mind. I thought it’s no wonder that this girl looks weird these days, and she even changed Zhang Haike’s face back. I guess she didn’t want Zhang Haike to go back to the United States with her. It takes a certain amount of time for passports and visas. Thinking of this, I asked, "Then if it is finally confirmed that Huo Bandit and Zhang Haimin really have evil intentions, what are you going to do?"
Xiaofeng took a sip of tea and said lightly, "Cousin, I know you are a good person with a kind heart, but with all due respect, if what I saw is confirmed, I will never let them go. As the saying goes, the hatred of killing one's mother cannot be shared, not to mention the beastly behavior of Huo Bandit, it would be unacceptable not to kill him." Xiaofeng took Zhang Haike's hand, took a deep breath and said, " I'm sorry, Hai Ke, I don't want to embarrass you, I know that Hai Xing is married to Huo Bandit, but I really can't keep him, if Hai Xing can't forgive me, I can only wait for her afterwards."
"Oh, I understand, I understand, it's just that this girl Hai Xing has such a hard life, she can't meet a good man!"
"Hai Ke, don't be depressed, just listen to my sister's persuasion, this is fate. Just like we were born in the Zhang family, Hai Xing is very strong, she will be fine."
"I hope, but she is with Huo Bandit now, I'm afraid that in the end Huo Bandit will jump over the wall and take Hai Xing as a hostage, and it will be broken."
"Well, do you think too far, maybe it's not a shadow!" Xiaohua said impatiently while playing with Russian cugs.
"That would be the best. I hope it will come true once Yuchen Jinkou is opened. I'll be so happy!"
"But Xiaofeng, as far as I know, the overseas Huo family has indeed lost a lot of assets in recent years, I'm afraid..."
Xiaofeng stood up, walked to the window, looked at the beautiful scenery of the West Lake, stretched his waist, and said, "I am born to be useful, and I will come back after all my money is gone. I like these two sentences the most, so even if you are overseas It doesn’t matter if the family really collapses, as long as Huo Pi is still my good brother and Zhang Haimin is still your brother, that’s fine.”
"So chic, Xiaofeng, do you really not care at all? That is the hard work of your grandmother, your mother and three generations of you."
"Cousin, so you really look like a small profiteer! But, to be honest, I don't care about it at all. It's a lie, but it's the law that you can't be rich for three generations. What's more, it's better to be afraid of losing money than to kill each other. Besides, now that I have you, dad and Haike, I’m not afraid that no one will take care of me if I don’t have money, right?”
We all laughed after hearing Xiaofeng's words, as this girl said, as long as the one you love is by your side, there is nothing to be afraid of.Thinking of this, I clenched Poker Bottle's hand.
☆, 61
That night Xiuxiu came to my place, but the person who appeared with her really surprised me.
"Three...Three, third uncle?" I rubbed my eyes and stammered.
"Nephew, I haven't seen you for so many years, why don't you grow up!" The third uncle slapped me as he said that.
"Damn, third uncle, you can't blame me. I was not prepared to see you so suddenly at night." I rubbed my head and said.
The third uncle became anxious when he heard this, and he raised his fist to beat me up, "You say I'm a ghost, don't you? See if I don't beat you up!"
But before the third uncle's fist hit me, he was stopped by Pokerfinger. When the third uncle saw that it was Pokerfinger, he withdrew his hand, straightened his clothes and said, "So it's my brother, don't come here without any problems." ?”
"Yeah" After talking, Bo Youping came to me and rubbed my head for me. I smiled proudly at my third uncle, and said to my heart that even if you were my third uncle, you would not dare to provoke me, because I am bored. Oil bottle, haha.
The third uncle felt something was wrong when he saw the state of Poker Fing and me, just about to make trouble, Xiaofeng quickly appeared and hugged the third uncle, and said in a coquettish voice, "Third uncle, I don't think I am, come and hug me! "
"Hey, girl, how old are you, you still crawled on top of me, trying to crush me to death! Hurry up, let the third uncle take a look. Um...um..." The third uncle dragged The cheeks looked at it for a long time, "I said girl, you are almost thirty, why are you so thin! Didn't I tell you that men like sexy women. Come on, third uncle will cook you something delicious and put your Get fat, easy to marry!"
Xiaofeng's face turned white and red at times when he was told by the third uncle, and he said angrily, "Sanjiu, do you have the quality! You can't tell the age of a girl, do you know it! It's disgusting! Back then I shouldn't have sewed your tongue shut for you! I hate it!" Xiaofeng pulled Zhang Haike over with twists and turns, "Sanjiu, don't worry, I'm married. This is my husband, Zhang Haike." Under the surprised expression of the third uncle, Xiaofeng squinted his eyes and asked, "Zhang Haike, do you think you think I'm skinny?"
"How come, you are my beautiful wife, but it would be great if the breasts and butt were bigger." Zhang Haike smirked, and Xiaofeng suddenly collapsed.
"Hahaha, what did I say, silly girl!" Third Uncle smirked.
"Your uncle, Zhang Haike! Get the hell out of here!" Xiaofeng was so arrogant that he picked up a cup and threw it at Zhang Haike. Zhang Haike grabbed it with his hand, and then said with a smile, "Honey, it's not good to smash things. What if you hit a child, even if you can't hit a child, it's not good if you hit a flower..."
"My God, why didn't I know he was a chatterbox before!" Xiaofeng had no choice but to hold Xiuxiu and howl.
"Cousin, don't be sad, we can poison him."
"Good sister!"
"Look at what I said a long time ago, the most poisonous woman's heart. Brother Haike, you will suffer in the future. My niece is not a cheap lamp."
After saying that, everyone laughed together, and Xiaofeng also returned to Zhang Haike's arms. Seeing the closeness of the two of them, I felt relieved a lot.Now I just hope that Xiuxiu and third uncle don't bring bad news, so we couples can live happily ever after.But things are often backfired, but what they are afraid of will happen.The third uncle spoke first, "I said eldest nephew, are you married to my younger brother?"
I had just taken a sip of tea when I heard my third uncle say this, and I sprayed it all over the fat man's face, and the fat man rubbed his hand and said, "Naive, this is how the organization educates you Is it? Even if you want to offer tea to Fat Master, you don’t have such a respectful face! Fortunately, Fat Master has rough skin and thick flesh, if our house is clean, his face will be scalded and swollen!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." As I said that, I quickly passed a tissue to the fat man, who wiped his face and then said, "Third Master, don't blame Naive. As the saying goes, a hero is sad when a beauty passes. What a loving couple you are like!"
After the fat man said this, An An sighed in my heart that it was terrible to be uneducated. He was obviously helping me and Boyouping, but why did it sound so awkward!The hero is sad about the beauty pass, who are the heroes Poker-Face and I?Who is the beauty?Thinking of this, I suddenly remembered Poker Ping's appearance in women's clothing, not to mention she is such a beauty!Then I am a hero. Thinking about it this way, I feel very beautiful in my heart.
"Third Master, did you see that he was naive and lost his nerve again. That's it, which girl dares to want him, that is to say, my little brother can calm him down."
The third uncle saw my appearance, and sucked his teeth, "Fatty's words are reasonable, and it's really worrying. Brother, you can take care of me in the future."
"Um"
Depend on!Your uncle's stuffy oil bottle, um, what, um, I'm worried, how are you?You are facial paralyzed and dumb, isn't it just that you are handsome, good at martial arts, have a strong background and have unicorn blood? Cut, what's so great about it.However, I really care about you.Forget it, I don't care about you, since the old fox, the third uncle, is back, he agrees that I will be with Poker Ping, and I will leave it to him to settle my parents' affairs in the future, and he owes me all of this!
"Okay, okay, let's stop talking nonsense, and get back to the topic. I came back this time mainly because I was entrusted by Zi Yang. You must know that the advanced technology is not good, especially Huo Bandit, who is very good at monitoring and tracking. So Ziyang has to ask me for help." As the third uncle took off the necklace around his neck, it turned out that there was an SD card hidden in it, Xiaofeng took it, took out the laptop I bought for her, and opened it. After looking at the file for a while, he closed the computer and said, "It seems that the situation is not good. By the way, third uncle, brother Ziyang, what else did you say?"
"I didn't say anything, I just said that he can only help you so much, let you ask for more blessings."
"Okay, I see. Xiuxiu, it's your turn."
When Xiuxiu heard this, she unraveled her bun. It turned out that she used the silk handkerchief full of spells to tie her hair.Poker-Face took Sipa, looked at it for a while, and then said, "There are 12 words written on it: "Looking for spirits and treasures, marrying beautiful women to protect the wind, killing bandits and eliminating people."
The black blind man took the Spa in Poker's hand, looked at it and said, "Dumb, is this the code of the spell used by the military command back then?"
"Um"
"So Mrs. Huo was also in the military command back then, are you in the same task force? Or why does she always worship you like a god, and the first thing she said is to ask them to find you!" said the black blind man He showed a naughty grin again.
"Can not remember"
"Blind man, can you not digress! I really can't stand you." Xiao Hua pinched the blind man.
"Hey, daughter-in-law, take it easy, the third master is not jealous, so why are you in a hurry!"
Without saying a word, Xiaohua took out the gun and wanted to clean up the black blind man. The black blind man's skill is not general, he grabbed Xiao Hua's wrist at once, and the gun fell to the ground, "Daughter-in-law, what are you doing?"
"Master, I want to take good care of you!" Xiaohua squinted her peach blossom eyes, and said with a bit of ruthlessness.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
"Third Master, this is love!" As soon as the blind man said this, everyone nodded helplessly and amusedly.
"Okay, okay, after finishing the business, you two will talk about love. Is that the financial report of the overseas Huo family for the past three years?"
"Well, third uncle is wise, and there is also a list of the main clients Huo Bandit and Zhang Haimin have dealt with in the past three years, the scope of activities, and the statistics of the projects they participated in. I just took a rough look, but I guess grandma asked us to look for it." Bao "should be Song Ke's half-brother Song Bao, the second master of Bao." Xiaofeng said and handed the notebook to the third uncle.
"What the hell is this? Can you understand it?" Hearing what Uncle San said, I leaned over to take a look, and it was as good as the Huo family. I couldn't understand it. Is this a musical score or some ghostly drawn symbols?No wonder it was handed over to the third uncle to bring it back. Who can understand this?
"Let me take a look." Xiuxiu snatched it over, "Cousin, this is a code based on the music score, right? You made it up?"
"What the hell, the fat man also opened his eyes. Fuck me, dizziness, Xiaofeng, this takes a lot of brain cells!"
Zhang Haiqing smacked the fat man's forehead, "You think they are all the same as you! But what do you think of this?"
Xiaofeng smiled and said, "I didn't make this up. It was learned by Helen after watching Conan. It was the episode "Moonlight Sonata Murder Incident" that inspired her, so we used this to write letters to me when we were young. Later I met I went to Xie Ziyang and did him a small favor, and we became friends. One month before I was arrested by the Wang family, I found him and asked him to apply for Admini in Zhang Haimin’s design company, and taught him this coding method Used to deliver messages."
"Can this be considered a joke? Your Huo family's brains are really abnormal!" As soon as the fat man said this, the three women immediately rolled their eyes. Seeing this, the fat man stuck out his tongue, and dared not say anything more.
"Then Xiaofeng can't understand this because he knows Japanese?"
"Congratulations to your cousin, the answer is correct. This is to use the keyboard to correspond to the Roman alphabet in Japanese, and then write back to Japanese." After listening to Xiaofeng's explanation, I looked helpless. I really don't know if this kid is watching Conan. He's gone crazy, and it's always itchy. Can he speak Japanese?It was Xiaofeng who taught him, it was really hard work.
"Hazel, aren't you afraid that other people can understand it too? Conan is a very popular cartoon." Xiao Hua broke free from Hei Xiazi, and walked up to us while playing the game.
"I'm afraid, but there is nothing absolutely safe in the world. Besides, who would have thought that we would really use the method in cartoons to deliver messages. I just couldn't think of a good way, so I did it this way."
"Oh, I lost to you. It seems that I really have to watch cartoons when I have time." Xiao Hua pretended to shake her head helplessly.
"Xie Yuchen, you are so annoying!" Xiaofeng lost control when he saw Xiaohua's provocative eyes, the two of them each took a cushion and started arguing.Seeing them chasing each other and fighting each other, I really think they are the most suitable together.
"Wu Xie"
"Qi Ling, what's the matter?" Poker-Face didn't say anything, but took the laptop in my hand and looked at it seriously.
"Little third master, do you think we are going to go to the United States this time?"
"Blind man, looking at your virtue, I guess you want to register with Xiaohua in the United States?"
"Crack" Hei Xiazi snapped his fingers, "That's right, I just want to register for marriage with our family's Hua'er, so it's good for everyone, isn't it, Brother Haike?"
Looking at Zhang Haike's elongated face, I knew he was jealous.Alas, the emotional affairs are already very confusing,
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