bottle evil must be together

Damn it, what about the boring oil bottle, where did you go to pretend to be boring early in the morning, not to mention honestly staying at home for me.Thinking of this, I felt aggrieved. Just as I wanted to get up, I felt pain in my lower back.Hateful, I bared my teeth and scolded, "You fucking fucker knows how to fuck me! I'm going to be fucked to death on the bed by you! Do you know that today is my birthday! Where did you go to pretend Go! You who suffered a thousand knives! My □□[-] generations of ancestors..."

Just as I was chattering and cursing endlessly, the door of the bedroom was suddenly opened, and then a familiar figure appeared in front of my eyes, and I stopped talking immediately.

"Cousin, it's not good to be so angry! Could it be early menopause?"

"Damn! You are not big or small, you little girl! You dare to come in my room casually, aren't you afraid that your father will spank your ass?"

She waved her mobile phone with a wicked smile and said to me, "You said if my dad heard your sincere greetings to our Zhang family's eighteen generations of ancestors just now, what would happen to you?"

"Your uncle! Give it back to me!" I jumped off the bed and rushed to grab her cell phone.

"Ah! Cousin, you're not wearing pants!"

When Xiaofeng yelled, I was so frightened that I quickly shrank back under the quilt, my face was so red that I didn't dare to look at her.

She said triumphantly, "I'm lying to you! See how scared you are! Hurry up, there are many programs waiting for you!"

This dead girl really pissed me off!I swear that I will unite with Zhang Haike to take care of her!But what are the many programs she just mentioned?I have to check it out.

When I packed up and walked out of the room, the first thing I saw was the hydrogen balloon on the roof of the living room, and then there was a word "love" coded on the ground with the blue enchantress.Is this what Poker Bottle got for me?This damn thing knows when it's fun.

"Don't be stupid, cousin, look, there is a gift under each hydrogen balloon, take it apart and have a look."

"Um"

I randomly picked one and opened it, and inside was a small Tianhuang stone snake button seal with the words "Wu Xie playing with it" engraved on it.In addition, there is a greeting card inside, which reads "For Wu Xie, who is 10 years old, I wish you grow up soon."

For 10-year-old Wu Xie?What does this mean?I counted subconsciously, a total of 38 hydrogen balloons, and it really is a gift and a blessing for every birthday.This damn stuffy oil bottle really put a lot of thought into it!So I took it apart one by one to see, the gifts inside besides my favorite Wenwan and handles actually included the keys of luxury cars and information about various oil buckets, but my favorite was the stuffy letter. A love letter from the oil bottle.As for the specific content, I will not announce it to the public. Anyway, it just made me cry.

"Cousin, tissues."

"Where's your dad? Let him out."

Xiaofeng showed a charming smile again, "Cousin, you answer my three questions first, and I will tell you where my father is."

Damn, she must be setting me up, this dead girl is really too clever, I really don't know how Zhang Haike lives.But judging from the current situation, all of this must have been acquiesced by Poker, so I had no choice but to follow the script.

"Okay, just ask."

"Well, the first question, is it your birthday today, or what day?"

What is the problem?Besides today is my birthday or Uncle Lei Feng's birthday?The answer must not be this.But what should I answer? March 3th is not a special day either!

"Oh, what a heartless person, I can't type it out!" Xiaofeng groaned in pain.

"Xiaofeng, please tell my cousin the answer. My cousin is getting old and his brain is not working well."

Xiaofeng gave me a hard look and said, "Today is my dad's birthday on his ID card. You don't even know it. You're so embarrassed to sleep together every day."

Depend on!No, I've only checked that ID card once, okay? And it was made by Zhang Haike on purpose, and it's not Boyouping's real birthday, okay?But it's wrong not to remember!Seeing Xiaofeng squinting at me, he immediately gave up.I have to admit that the Zhang family is too lethal!

"Okay, the second question, I'll tell your cousin, if you make another mistake, you won't see my dad today!"

"It won't be so extreme, right? I'll try my best to answer correctly, you can ask."

"Okay, the second question, explain how you gave my dad the Spanish fly."

"Xiaofeng, you and Zhang Haike have had a big fight over the matter of having a baby recently, right? So you came here to torment us on purpose? What kind of Spanish fly, what's the matter?"

"Oh! Deny it! But I have evidence! And it's in your diary, it seems to be written on the first page of *book*! Do you admit it?"

I am completely speechless now, this girl has done so much homework, what else can I say, I can only say that I thought your father was a very cold person at the time, so I thought about it casually, but I just thought about it, because there is no need Spanish Fly Your dad fucked me to death, if I used that, I guess I'd go straight to God.

Seeing how pitiful I am, Xiaofeng finally showed kindness and let me go, but she actually slipped me something secretly, I looked down, Nima, this, this..."It's for you, tonight , counterattack!"

bad girl!I scolded her a hundred times in my heart, but I still decided to use it tonight, haha, you just wait for the oil bottle.

Finally came the third question, which actually asked me to tell my birthday wish.What other wish can I have, but to stay with Poker Ping until the end of life.

As soon as this remark came out, the room immediately burst into joy, Fatty, Xiaohua, Heixiazi, and Zhang Haike all came out of the guest room.In the end, Poker Ping came up to me with a handmade birthday cake in his hand, "Wu Xie, happy birthday, I love you."

Damn Poker-Face insists on making me ashamed in front of so many people, it doesn't matter, whatever love is, I just want to cry, these are tears of happiness; I just want to hug Poker-Bottle and kiss passionately, this is happiness expression.In addition, the young master just wants to bully Xiaofeng, this is the retribution of this girl who has no respect for her elders.

"Naive, I wish you 18 years old forever."

"Xiaoxie, happy birthday."

"Little San Ye, you want to have sex with the mute."

"The patriarch's wife...what are you doing? Well, happy birthday "stepmother"! Damn! It was Xiaofeng who asked me to call you that! Patriarch, please spare me!"

☆, 83

Scene: In the ICU of a private hospital in Changsha

Characters: Huo Feng, Zhang Haixing, Huo Xin (Ya)

Story: Zhang Haixing has been in a coma, and Huo Xin is also in a dangerous state due to a congenital disease. As a doctor, Xiaofeng has reached the point where there is nothing he can do.The only thing she can do now, other than pray for the liver source, is to desperately try the elixir given by Queen Mother Xi. (In fact, she is betting on her career as a doctor, which is completely irrational. But she has no other choice.)

"Helen, I know you can understand, I know you are waiting for me to save you, but I really can't do anything. There is no suitable liver source, what should I do? You can't last long with a body like yours. Why don't we try? , I trust Queen Mother Xi, she won't lie to me, right?"

Huo Xin, who was in Xiaofeng's arms, seemed to understand completely, and blinked at Xiaofeng, "Helen, do you agree?"

Huo Xin blinked again, "Okay, let's take a gamble, even if it can't be cured, I believe it can strengthen your physique. As long as you can last for a while, our chances of finding a liver source will increase. One point. Right?"

Huo Xin blinked hard a few times, trying to express his agreement.

So Xiaofeng immediately took out a bead, melted it with his own blood, and fed it to Huo Xin.After Huo Xin drank it, he immediately began to suffocate and convulse all over his body, in great pain.

"Damn..." Xiaofeng cursed, and began emergency rescue. Finally, the intubation was completed, and Huo Xin resumed breathing.Just when Xiaofeng was still in shock, he suddenly heard, "She won't die, it scares you."

"Hai...Hai Xing? Is that you?" Xiaofeng almost collapsed on the ground.

"What do you think?"

"When did you wake up?"

Zhang Haixing didn't answer Xiaofeng, but stared at the direction of the door thoughtfully.

"Hai Xing, they're not here, just tell me if you have anything to say."

"Don't you wonder why I keep pretending to be unconscious?"

Xiaofeng smiled slightly, then walked slowly to Zhang Haixing's bed, took her hand, and said lightly, "If I were you, facing such a situation, I would choose not to fall asleep."

"You are still the closest to my heart. You shouldn't have let my brother get it in the first place. You should just keep it for yourself."

"Hehe, yes, it's not too late now, get well soon."

When Zhang Haixing heard this, his eyes immediately dimmed, and he turned his head away from Xiaofeng, and the room fell into silence for a while.After about half an hour like this, the two people were still silent like this... Another half hour passed, the two people were still silent and their postures did not change, as if they had been frozen... Another time passed After half an hour, a cry finally broke the silence. Huo Xin seemed to be much better after taking the medicine from Queen Mother Xi. If he didn't look at the tube inserted in his neck, the child would be as if he was not sick.Xiaofeng was overjoyed after reading all the data.

"Xiaofeng, is she my daughter or your sister?"

"What do you say?"

"Okay, I'm losing money again, you have to make it up to me!"

"Okay, tell me, what do you want?"

"want you!"

"Hahaha, if you want me, then don't tell me, go discuss it with your brother. Actually, my brother..."

"Stop talking, it's impossible for me and him." As Zhang Haixing said that, tears flowed out, wet the pillow beside her.

Seeing this, Xiaofeng couldn't bear it, so after comforting Huo Xin, he returned to Zhang Haixing's side, turned her face to him, and looked at her.

"Hey, I said you have been watching for a long time, what are you looking at? Can you stop staring at him, and just say that he has a pretty face."

"Hai Xing, can you see your sincerity?"

Hearing this, Zhang Haixing wanted to turn her head away from Xiaofeng, but Xiaofeng refused to let go, so she had no choice but to give up, "Oh, you can't abuse patients, or I'll complain to you."

"Complain, anyway, what I did today is enough to revoke my license."

"A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, is it? When did you become so shameless?"

"Hey, those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black, you hang out with your brothers and sisters all day long, right?"

"Tch, good sister-in-law, just let me go."

Xiaofeng smiled charmingly, "Since you call me sister-in-law, I'll say so. I won't take too much care of the matter between you and Huo Bandit. I just advise you not to be arrogant and talk to him before making a decision, okay?"

Zhang Haixing thought for a while, said "Yes", then squeezed Xiaofeng's hand and said, "Good sister-in-law, please don't expose me, I'm not ready yet."

Xiaofeng gave her a blank look, "Damn girl, you're pretending to be asleep here, causing your brother to be angry with me all day long. Are you sorry to go?"

"Then I helped your sister! How to settle the account?"

"Hey! The two of us are really in the same boat! Come on, I'm giving up my life to be with the gentleman, and I'm going to fight it out!"

"Okay, this is the secret of our three women."

"Um"

☆, 84

The following is described from Huo Feng's perspective:

Today I took the opportunity of arguing with Zhang Haike to scare my cousin Wu Xie and my father away, so I went to pick up my uncle and aunt as I agreed with my third uncle.Seeing me happily going out, Zhang Haike, who was still in pain, stuck to me, "My wife, did I perform 100 points just now?"

"Bah! I was seriously arguing with you just now, okay?"

"Ah?" Zhang Haike said with an innocent face, "You've been doing it for a long time, and you've been doing it for your own benefit, avenging your own revenge, taking revenge for your own interests..."

I was really too lazy to argue with Zhang Haike, so I dragged him out the door and got into the car, then drove all the way to Xiaoshan International Airport, where I picked up my uncle and aunt.

To say that Uncle San usually acts like a fool, but in fact he is very reliable in handling things.This time, not only did he go out in person, but he also took uncle Zhou with him to impress the uncle and aunt with his own personal experience.Of course, his trick of "knowing it with reason and moving it with emotion" still earned him a scolding from his uncle and fined him to kneel in the ancestral hall of his hometown for three days and three nights, so he couldn't come this time, so he had to Rely on my three-inch tongue to help my cousin and dad.

Just when she was thinking about how to open her mouth, the eldest aunt first asked, "Xiaofeng, I know you grew up in the United States, and you must not feel that way, but we can't, we really don't want you to express Brother is looking for a man, can you help persuade him?"

Um?What's the situation?The third uncle obviously didn't say that!Doesn't it mean that the work has been done!This old fox lied to me again!Your uncle!I'll settle accounts with you later!

Adjust your expression and show the most sincere and charming smile, "Auntie, listen to me. I think, as long as my cousin is happy and happy. After all, how to live, what kind of lifestyle to choose, who to be with Life is my cousin's business. No matter how much you love your cousin, you are not him. What you think is good may not be good to him; what you think is right may not be right to him. To put it bluntly, cousin is Cousin, you are you, you are two independent individuals. If you can’t accept your cousin’s choice, you can only push him away, and you will lose this son in the end, do you think it’s worth it?”

"Oh, I've thought about this too, otherwise we wouldn't have come here. But, for thousands of years, the tradition of marrying wives and having children has been changed by your cousin! People will laugh at you! "

I can see that this is what my aunt is thinking, and I understand how difficult it is for her generation to accept homosexuality, so I put my arms around her, "Don't think so, Auntie. We don't care about others We don’t have to live for others. We just need to be worthy of the conscience of heaven and earth. Life is like this, and there is really no need to strictly regulate your own life. That way, even if you live to be 80 years old, you are just living, and there is no life at all. Yes. Are you right?"

"But...but I still hope that your cousin finds a woman to give birth to..."

"Okay, why are you talking so much useless! Why don't you go to Xiaoxie's house, let's talk about it when we get there."

My uncle's words interrupted my aunt's train of thought. I'm glad that my aunt didn't continue the topic of getting married and having children. To be honest, that's a problem I don't want to face.It is also the place where Zhang Haike hopes to transform me, so avoid it if you can.

When I arrived at my cousin's house, I took them to inspect each room carefully, and it was full of my cousin's thoughts, and what I carried was my cousin's deep friendship for my father.

"Xiaofeng, why are the walls, curtains, furniture, even sheets and quilts in this house blue? When did your cousin like blue so much? I don't know why."

"Hey, I'm going to report back to my aunt, this is not my cousin's favorite, but my cousin's favorite. Not only is this house full of blue, even the dogs in this community, my cousin has given blue clothes. !"

Uncle and Aunt suddenly had dark lines on their faces, while Zhang Haike was holding back a smile and enduring it very hard. When I saw them like this, they immediately stepped up their offensive, "Uncle, Aunt, come over here, look at this photo The wall is all my cousin's hard work. From 03 to now, every moment of change and every moment of my cousin has been recorded. You see, this is how sad my cousin was when they separated in 05 , face ashen. Look at this, they reunited in 11 years, and the cousin was resurrected immediately. Look at these again, the relationship between the cousin and the others is getting better and better in the past few years, don’t you think the cousin Are you getting happier?"

As soon as my words came out, my uncle and aunt looked at each other, probably having to admit everything recorded in the photos, but they felt powerless and helpless, so they sighed.

"Uncle, Auntie, don't be like this. If you really love your cousin, you should be happy for him. You should know that it is not difficult to get married and have children, but it is too difficult to find someone who is in the same heart as you, who loves you sincerely, and who will live and die together." Yes. Cousin found him. You should bless him instead of trying to break them up. Do you want your cousin to live a so-called normal life in pain? What is the difference between living in such numbness and suffering and dying? ? If you don’t believe what I said, just read my cousin’s diary.” Then I went into the room and took out the diary I had prepared to show them, “Every word in it is Cousin wrote it himself, how much truth there is, you can experience it for yourself."

My uncle and aunt were a little excited when they saw me, so they took over the thick diary and started to look through it.On the first page of the notebook, on the clean title page, there are a few lines of blue fine pen writing, which are the beautiful and unique handwriting of his son Wu Xie:

"If I hadn't waited for him to come back in the end, then all I could remember would be just an adventure novel.

Brother, may you always be safe. "

The uncle and aunt looked at the title page of the notebook quietly for a while, then sat down on the edge of the bed and opened the first page: