bottle evil must be together

50 years ago, Changsha Darziling.

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The sun shines in from the light blue curtains, reflecting the whole living room in soft colors. In the autumn of Hangzhou, there is a unique fragrance of osmanthus in the air, which penetrates into the tip of people's noses. It is mixed with the fragrance of flowers and The light from the soft wind slowly receded from the wall bit by bit, and the originally bright living room began to dim. The writing on the notebook was dense and small, so the uncle and aunt who were already presbyopic It looks a bit strenuous.But because the content inside was so shocking, they kept the original sitting posture, even reluctant to get up to turn on the light.

During this long afternoon, my uncle and aunt couldn’t read half of it. My cousin wrote too long and too much, and almost all the bits and pieces about what happened between him and his father were written every day. A demeanor, every mood, I remember very carefully.To be honest, as long as you are not a wooden person, you will definitely be moved, so I can see that my uncle and aunt were moved.

"Honey, you succeeded, really amazing."

"Bah! You don't even know how to flatter me! Where is my ability, that's the power of sincerity!" I pinched Zhang Haike and said viciously on purpose.

"Hey! You're murdering your own husband!" Zhang Haike grinned his teeth and pretended to be there. It was disgusting to watch, so I didn't get used to him, so I picked up an apple and smashed it at him.

"Damn! Luckily, I'm quick! I'd be fooled by you!" Zhang Haike complained while eating an apple.

Seeing him like that, I became more energetic, went up and kissed him, and even grabbed an apple from his mouth to eat, "Well, it doesn't matter if you're stupid, I won't dislike you."

Zhang Haike squinted his eyes and hugged me tightly, kissed me and said in a low voice, "Xiaofeng, I am true to you too, don't be angry with me, okay?"

"Well...you can't be so cheap, I have to let you have a longer memory!"

Zhang Haike pouted, trying to be cute!Get rid of the 100-year-old grandpa, what a shame!So I pinched his face and said badly, "If you copy "I love Huo Feng" a thousand times, I will spare you."

"that's it?"

"Well, why do you think it's not enjoyable? How about [-] times?"

"As long as you are happy, you can do whatever you want, come on, wife, let me have a sip!"

"Die you, you pervert..."

☆, 85

[-]. Tailoring clothes

On May 2013, 5, today I took the oil bottle to make clothes.Although Poker Fing is not a person who cares about food and clothing, he is the patriarch of the Zhang family no matter what. Thinking about the exquisite clothes in Zhang's house in Beijing, I made up my mind to dress up Poker Fing well. The Zhang family must never feel that their patriarch has been wronged by following me.To put it bluntly, I'm just a bit of an idol burden, I have some for Boyouping, I can't help it, why do I care about him so much.

So I took the poker bottle to Lao Li's shop.As for Lao Li, he is the most proud tailor of my third uncle, and his handwork is definitely not covered.So I chose him this time, and he really didn't disappoint me, the service was professional and thoughtful.But it happened when the body was measured, no, it was discovered that it was more accurate, that’s right, a fact was discovered.That is, I am one centimeter taller than Poker Bottle!

But ever since I discovered this fact, Pokerfing's face immediately froze. When I saw that the situation was wrong, I immediately put away my sneering expression.I looked at him with an innocent face, and tried to express with my expression that it was not my fault that I was taller than you... He stared at Lao Li holding a ruler with a murderous look, as if he was snarling who asked you to measure Wu Xie Yes...Lao Li looked at me with a look of horror, as if he was about to confess his funeral...The three of us stared at me like this.After a stalemate for a while, Poker-Face suddenly gave Lao Li a slap in the eye, and then dragged me away.

My first reaction turned out to be... I finally measured it, and I haven't chosen a style yet, so I just left?

Before I could finish speaking, he suddenly stopped and turned his head to give me a look of Shabatian.How dare I say anything else, obediently go back with others...

Along the way, the people in front were murderous, while the people behind were fuming.

Finally home, he stared at me as I opened the door to change my shoes.My heart grows hairy when he sees him, his murderous aura is gone, but he hasn't said a word until now, and his temperament is close to that of a patient with advanced depression.Just thinking about it makes me laugh out loud...

"why are you laughing."

This sentence came so suddenly that I almost lay on the shoe cabinet in fright.

"Speaking suddenly wants to scare the young master to death!"

But as soon as the words came out of my mouth, I immediately felt that the atmosphere was weird.

It seems like something is wrong...

At this moment, Poker Bottle suddenly came over, grabbed me and turned me over and pressed me against the door, oh no, to be precise, he wanted to press me inside the door...

"Would you be able to call yourself Young Master when you talk to me in the future?"

"Ah? Why?" I asked tentatively.

"No, I just can't." After finishing speaking, he let go of me, changed his shoes neatly, and went to the bedroom to recover the dead body.

Before leaving, he murmured, "Even if you are taller than me."

I smiled, at any rate, I'm over 100 years old, how can I be more childish than me.

(Another handwriting: Wu Xie, you took me to make clothes, it is fake, but the height is real, right?)

(Wu Xie's handwriting: Zhang Qiling, please don't think I'm so black-bellied! I won't care about you from now on, just wear your hoodie!)

Second, raising rabbits

On June 2013, 6, because I couldn't find Xiaofeng, and my parents didn't agree with us, I guess Poker Face must be unhappy.Although he is such a dull character, it doesn't mean he has no emotions, right?So should I help him have some fun?Well, it's better to act than to move, just do what you say.I'm going to buy a dog and come back. First, my Wu family is famous for raising dogs, and second, dogs understand human nature, so they can accompany me and Poker Ping.Thinking of this, I went out.

But things often backfire, just like before, I always thought that I was a small antique dealer all my life, guarding this shop for the rest of my life.Who would have thought that the current me is already a well-known third master in the Tao, my handicap even surpassed the influence of the third uncle back then, and I even abducted Poker Ping to be Mrs. Yazhai, right?So this time I went out to buy a dog, and it was not surprising that I bought a rabbit.Poker-face accepted the little gray rabbit more readily, and built a nest for it in the yard.Seeing him taking care of the little rabbit, I have to say, Poker Face is really a warm man.Young master, I have good eyesight, and I acted early. If I didn't get it into someone else's hands, I might regret it!

(Another handwriting: "Madam Yazhai" Wu Xie, don't you want to get up tomorrow?)

(Wu Xie's handwriting: Qi Ling, I was wrong.)

On June 2013, 6, it is said that this little rabbit has lived in my house for 10 days. During these 10 days, we get along very well.So after lunch today, I ran to feed the rabbits, while Poker Ping sat on the chaise longue in the small courtyard and basked in the sun, with his eyes closed and his head raised at a 10-degree angle. It's like a fairy outside.

I watched him for a while, then continued to feed the rabbit, but the rabbit stopped eating and stared blankly at me with its big head on its head, its nose shrugging.Fuck, I see that Poker Oil Bottle feeds a lot more than this, why doesn't it stop eating when I don't see it?I took the vegetable leaf and tried to pass it to its mouth, but it avoided it.Hey!Such a handsome freshman personally ate it for you, but you didn't eat it?I was angry, and I reached out to grab it, and it was also angry, and opened its mouth to give me a bite.I shrank my hand in pain, and saw a red tooth mark on my middle finger,

Maybe because he knew that he had done something bad, he shrank in the corner and stayed away from me.

"Wu Xie"

I turned my head and saw Poker Bottle standing behind me.How did this man walk without making a sound?

"What's wrong?" Poker Bottle asked me.

"Fuck, it actually bit me." I pointed at the rabbit that was nesting there and complained to Pokerfair angrily.

Poker bottle grabbed my hand, looked at my fingers, and said, "It's nothing serious."

"I don't care, you have to help me teach it." Let it know that Lao Tzu is not easy to mess with.

Boyouping felt a little helpless when he heard me say this, "Wu Xie, it's just a rabbit."

I was not happy, pursed my mouth and did not speak.Poker-Face looked at me for a while, then bent down and stretched out his hand.A strange scene appeared, when the rabbit saw Poker Finger, it jumped up to Poker Finger, and even touched Poker Finger's fingertips with its nose. I caught it, grabbed its ear and brought it to me.

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, this is the word that best describes my mood now, this rabbit is definitely a female! ! ! !Even he bowed down under Poker's jeans! ! !Look, look, how obedient he is under the caress of Poker Face's palm.

It's not fair!Lao Tzu is also a handsome guy, right?Why don't you show such enthusiasm for me?In a bitter mood, I slowly stretched out my hand, then quickly clamped the two backs of the rabbit, and roughly separated them. Don't get me wrong, I want to verify whether this annoying rabbit is a female!

If I'm not wrong, my current expression must be so wretched that even Boyouping was stunned.

I had never raised a rabbit before, so I couldn't tell just by looking at it, so I reached out and touched the rabbit's lower abdomen.At the moment when I was about to touch it, Poker-Face took the rabbit and avoided my salty pig's paw, bah, hand.

"Wu Xie, what are you doing?" I can't describe Poker Fing's expression.

"I'll see if it's male or female." I replied, "Brother, you don't know, it doesn't even let me touch it, even when feeding it, you didn't see it, brother, this rabbit saw you His eyes are bright when he's in bed." Khan, what I'm talking about is all about that.

Poker-Face looked at me for a while and said, "So?"

"So I'll see if it's a female." The more I said it, the more I felt ashamed.

I saw the corners of Pork's mouth twitch, and said, "Master."

Fuck, that's even worse, it's fine if you say it's a female, but even a male can do this, what's wrong with the world!This rabbit is definitely not the best rabbit among rabbits!I am sure!

Poker-Face put the rabbit back into the nest and said, "I will recognize you after a long time."

I can't see it, seeing this rabbit's sullen face, I might recognize Poker Face as the only one.

Poker bottle reached out and touched my head, saying, "Why do you look like a child."

Fuck, I'm not happy anymore, I yelled at Mu Youfeng, "You're the fucking child, I'm 35."

"No swearing"

What the hell!

(Another handwriting: Wu Xie, do you have a sense of crisis?)

(Wu Xie's handwriting: I have a fart! Zhang Qiling, don't peek at my diary, hurry up and wash the dishes for me!)

Three, red beans

January 2014, 1, today is the first day of the new year, and it is also the new year when human beings escaped the disaster of pinching the top in 1.Therefore, with the mentality of "the rest of my life", I plan to tidy up my little antique shop and welcome the new year with a brand new look.But when I was packing up, I suddenly remembered the scene that Wang Meng described to me when Poker Face came to say goodbye to me.

According to what Wang Meng told me, my focus is on Poker Ping's purpose at the time and his future plans, so there is absolutely nothing to refer to in this passage.But thinking about it now, combined with the situation at the time, I noticed a place that was a bit inconsistent, that is, Poker Bottle went straight to the shelf to turn over the rubbings.

During the time I spent with Poker Face, he rarely found something to do when he had nothing to do. His most common state was staring at the ceiling in a daze or sleeping, and he never showed interest in anything.Thinking about it this way, it is a bit strange that he "straightly" walked to the innermost shelf of the shop and "turned over the rubbings".Porky does everything for a purpose, if he is just waiting for me in the shop, it must be "sitting in a chair in a daze", which is more in line with his setting.

So I went straight to the innermost shelf. Most of the rubbings on it had been displayed there for many years and hadn't been sold. I probably haven't looked through them for a long time.

I didn't start to rummage right away. I first carefully looked at the shelves and the placement of the rubbings, for fear of ignoring the information that Poker Bottle might have left, but obviously there was nothing unusual.

I finally stretched out my hand and started to flip through the piles of rubbings, looking through each page carefully, my hands trembled involuntarily, if I couldn't turn it, I would definitely be hit hard again.

(Another handwriting: You haven’t watched Wu Xie for so many years? How can you be shocked if you just watch it now! Just stop acting, okay?)

(Wu Xie's handwriting: Not good, I am now Wu Xie in 05, don't disturb me! Hurry up and find a place to hide, I can't get into the show when I see you)

(Continued below) It is not terrible that I have been depressed, the terrible thing is to create hope for myself, and then watch it fail.At the same time, I was worried that I would find something, such as a farewell book. If Poker Bottle left me a sentence that we will never see each other again, don't miss me so much, wouldn't I just vomit blood and fall to the ground.Although he wouldn't say that even if he was killed, as long as it's bad news about him, I can't accept it.Confused like this, I turned slowly, not knowing whether I wanted to or didn't want to find something.

Finally, I found a piece of paper with a slightly newer color under the rubbings at the bottom.

I stared blankly at the words above, for a long time, laughed out loud, and then cried like a fool again.

(Another handwriting: Wu Xie stopped crying, I'm back.)

(Wu Xie's handwriting: Linglong Dice An Hongdou, lovesickness is more crazy than Jun.)

☆, 86

[-]. Amnesia

December 2014, 12, a day I never want to remember, because Poker lost his memory again that day.

That day was our first day back from the United States. I was quite happy to see Poker-Face's pretty face after waking up.But who knows, as soon as I kissed him, he suddenly opened his eyes and asked me coldly, "Who are you?"

"Qi Ling, I find that you have a sense of humor now. Who am I, I am your husband!"

I originally thought that Pokerfinger was teasing me, but who knew, he threw me off as soon as he put on his clothes and was about to leave.What the hell!This is really amnesia!How good is this?If it goes out, it may be difficult to find it back.So I tried my best to deal with him, explaining our relationship to him.But the boring man ignored me at all, and even gave me a hard push.I got up from the ground with a sad face, hugged his waist, and said righteously, "Unless I die, I will never let you go! Qi Ling, we are really married, you You can't do this to me!"

(Wu Xie's handwriting: Zhang Qiling, do you know how sad I was at that time? You got a thousand knives! Now you are *fucking* grandpa to death every day! Do you still have a conscience!)

(Another handwriting: Wu Xie, I was wrong...)

Amnesia's Boyouping is definitely not a kind person. He threw me away with one hand. After I made a parabolic movement, I came into close contact with the wall of my house.As you can imagine, the result was bloody, but I didn't care about myself, because Poker Bottle had already reached the gate, and if I went out, it was impossible not to disappear.

The potential of human beings is unlimited, I did not hesitate to catch up, grabbing Poker Finger just as I was about to explain something, Poker Poker suddenly looked at me with guilt in his eyes, then reached out and touched my forehead. (I thought he was going to strangle me! It scared me to death!)

"Wu Xie, how did you get hurt?"

Oh my god!Poker Bottle has restored its memory!Could it be my blood?No matter what, it's fine if you don't go away. As soon as I relaxed, I fainted directly.

When I woke up, I was already lying in the hospital for observation, and Poker-Face was by my side, like a child who made a mistake, with a face of remorse, eyes of guilt, hesitating to speak.Looking at his petite appearance, my heart melted. Originally, he didn't want to lose his memory. He hurt me. He was already very guilty, and I couldn't punish him anymore.In this way, instead of complaining to him, I comforted him.As for him, he also performed very well, serving me all the time. To be honest, I really have the feeling of marrying a virtuous wife.

(Another handwriting: Wu Xie, you missed the point again. The point is that your blood can help me restore my memory.)

(Wu Xie's handwriting: Well, in the future, if I have a nosebleed or something, I will definitely save the blood by the way.)

Five, small years

In a blink of an eye, it came to February 2015, 2, a small year in the south.

Of course, yesterday was naturally a small year in the north.But in order to win a place in the North-South dispute, I resolutely set the Xiaonian today.Well, that's right, it seems that I, Wu Xie, are so awesome, and my status in the family can be imagined.

In order to have a small year in the south, yesterday I covered myself in the bed and slept for a whole day on purpose.Poker bottle called me twice during the period, as if he wanted to say something, but I prevaricated.Seeing that my attitude was so firm, he might not be able to say anything, so he remained silent for a whole day.

Hmph, this stuffy man, in the past no matter what festival he celebrated, he had to follow his northern rules, but this time I'm not going to, I'll celebrate the new year on the 12th and see what happens to him.

Early this morning, I dragged him up from the bed, and he went out with me with a helpless expression to buy a lot of candied melons and sesame candies.These are what Xiaonian in the south wants to eat, and northerners prefer to eat dumplings at night. I deliberately didn’t mention this today.

When I got home, I couldn't wait to open the bag and took out a sugar melon and brought it to his mouth.

"Qi Ling, try it quickly, it's delicious."

"I don't want to" he turned his head and didn't want to eat.

"Oh, try it, it's really sweet." I moved forward again.

This time he didn't even want to talk to me, so he got up and left.

as embarrassed as i am...

What are you doing, isn't it just that Xiaonian is over today, and just this time he lost his temper when he didn't follow his mind.

He sat down on the sofa with a sullen face, without saying a word, as if I owed him a lot of money.

I went over to sit crookedly beside him, reached out and pinched his nose.

"Angry?"

He glanced at me with a meaningful look.

"Wu Xie, yesterday was..."

"Oh, I know, yesterday was your new year in the north, but I'm from the south, so you can't accommodate me a bit! Every festival is held according to the rules in the north, so let me do it anyway!" I grabbed His arms dangled from side to side.

But he lowered his face again and shook his head.

"You don't remember what day it was yesterday."

"I remember, I can't beat you, I deliberately slept for a whole day."

He shook his head again and remained silent.

"Oh, okay, okay, I was wrong, it's okay, let's eat dumplings tonight, let's follow you in the future! Don't be angry, okay? If Xiaofeng comes back in two days, he should bully me again Already!"

It's over, he's silent now, which makes me feel embarrassed and uncomfortable.Me too, why are you competing with him?

"Hey, Qi Ling, just say something and show your attitude. I've already apologized to you, what else do you want from me?"

"..."

"Then tell me, what can I do to make you feel better? Otherwise, I'll make you whatever you want to eat, how about it?"

"..."

I am most afraid of his cold violence, killing me invisible.

I gave him a push, and he swayed slightly and returned to his original position.

"I'll be angry if you don't talk anymore!"

"..."

"Fuck! Serve you seven times tonight! Is that okay?" Fuck me, I'm going all out, don't I just want to take advantage of the fire and rob me!

"..."

Eh? !no?Doesn't this trick work?

I go!This is definitely a fatal blow to Lao Tzu!

"No, Zhang Qiling, what do you mean? I'm already so low-key, what else do you want? Yes, that's right, I didn't follow you, so I should do everything according to your heart? Ask you Zhang three times a day Is the uncle safe, right? You can show your face to someone! If you can pass it, let it go, if you can’t pass it, let’s break up as soon as possible, and I’m not waiting for you!" read.

"return."

"Okay! What's the matter, please order!" In an instant, he waited beside him like a dog's leg.That's right, I have always adhered to the principle of being handsome for less than three seconds.How to recruit?Young master, I am so used to my stuffy oil bottle!

"Wu Xie, do you remember yesterday?"

"Yesterday, it was yesterday again. I can't forget it so quickly!" I thought to myself, you think everyone is as forgetful as you are!

"Then do you remember, yesterday of that year?"

"That year? What year was it?"

He looked at me again like an idiot.

"It was the first time we met, more than ten years ago yesterday."

……

God!Yes, how could I forget this!Yesterday was not only Xiaonian, but also the anniversary of my first encounter with Poker-Face!Fuck, no wonder people are so angry that I didn't find the right point when I co-authored it!

Oh, really, I was so preoccupied with competing with him for the younger years that I completely forgot about it.

A few days ago, I was thinking that the day was coming soon, but don't forget it. I didn't expect it to be diluted by Xiaonian when it came.

"That, that, that, me, if I say now that I haven't forgotten, would you still believe me?" I was trembling and cautious.

"I reminded you twice yesterday, I thought you remembered."

"I do remember, but I was just busy competing with you for the younger years, so I didn't remember." What the hell am I talking about!What is the difference between don't remember and don't remember?

Oops, I'm so guilty.

"Brother, why don't you hit me!"

He hugged me, and I leaned into his arms.

"How could I hit you? Since yesterday of that year, I was destined to protect you."

Yes, yesterday of that year...

"That was the first time I saw you. You carried a dragon's back on your back, and we passed each other."

"and after?"

"Later, didn't I tell you many times later, and you forgot again?"

"Tell me again."

"Later we went to Dao Dou, then my third uncle lost, and Pan Zi died. Then you fell in love with me, and you had to chase me, and followed me all the way to Changbai Mountain. I rejected you, and you felt ashamed to hide behind the bronze gate. I didn't dare to come out for ten years, and then you came out and begged for nothing to find me, I think you are too pitiful, if you say yes, then I will forcefully be with you..." I began to talk nonsense seriously Gossip.

He hugged me tighter, and then he picked me up and walked to the bedroom...

"Wait a minute, I haven't finished talking yet. Later, you insisted on having a baby for me. I said no, but you just didn't listen, and Xiaofeng ended up...fuck! Zhang Qiling! Can you Can't be gentle! Well..."

(Another brand-new handwriting: Cousin, since my father gave birth to me, what about you? When will you fill me in as a younger brother?)

(Wu Xie's handwriting: Damn girl, get out! Who told you to peek at my diary! Can you learn from your dad! Besides, I'm a man, so I don't have that ability! If you dare to recruit me, I will Just...hehe, Zhang Haike, do you want to have a son?)

(Another handwriting: Wu Xie, did you bully Xiaofeng?)

(Wu Xie's handwriting: Your uncle, Boyouping, after a long time, you are still facing your own daughter! Zhang Haike, you must avenge me!)

Zhang Haike said he was quite innocent, who did I hire?Why are these three people staring at me...