[One Strike Man] Saijie Doujin Collection

Let's talk about this topic after we switch back..." Genos said weakly, but he still couldn't resist the other party pressing his face.

Saitama hesitated for a moment: "Yes!"

"Jenos, although I'm very happy for you to say these words, but I'm facing your face now, right? Isn't it strange that you confess to your own face?" Genos asked weakly.

"No, the important thing is not my face, the face is just a superficial thing, what is important is the soul of the teacher." Saitama replied seriously.

"Well, I really envy you who can 'see the essence through the phenomenon'." Genos said weakly: "I, I can't say anything to my face, so..."

"Yes?"

"Jenos, anyway, when you come back, I will tell you that well."

"Thank you, teacher!"

"Teacher... Is this what it feels like to have a stomachache?" Saitama suddenly frowned and covered his stomach: "It feels like it's about to explode."

"How much did you eat today?" Genos belatedly remembered the question: "Don't compare human stomachs with cyborgs!"

Follow up

"Finally changed back..." Saitama lay on the bed, holding his stomach and said weakly: "It turned out to be changed back when the stomach was about to explode...Damn..."

"Teacher, does it hurt?" Janos stood beside the bed, holding a glass of water, and asked with concern: "I'm very sorry, because I have to

Get carried away. "

"It's nothing, just let it digest slowly." Saitama waved his hand, turned his head and buried it in the pillow: "Damn it, I changed it back when the atmosphere was so good, but it's because of a stomachache..."

"Teacher." Genos hesitated for a moment, and finally said, "It's changed back now."

"Ah."

"That sentence, can the teacher tell me?"

Saitama couldn't help letting go of the pillow, and looked at Genos's approaching face. Sure enough, it was more comfortable to match Genos's face with Genos' soul, but... Looking at this face, he suddenly realized that the other party was Genos North himself, on the contrary, was even more speechless.

"teacher?"

"teacher?"

"Does your stomach hurt too much?"

"..."

"No matter what, I will like Teacher!"

"... that's enough... the soul and the body double, the lethality is too strong..." Saitama covered his face with the pillow again.

No.11 short stories

With the gradual depletion of the earth's resources, fierce battles have taken place among countries for energy, so with a bang, the earth has become wasteland, and the world has become the end of the world.

——The above is the background.

Saitama opened two fields downstairs to grow cabbage. In the wasteland of the doomsday, cabbage is the most common plant. It is not only delicious, juicy and has sufficient nutritional value, but also has its own alarm.

Whenever zombies or mutants approach and try to destroy Saitama's vegetable fields, the cabbages will call the police loudly: "Saitama! Help! Come and save us!" Saitama who gets the alarm will immediately rush out and punch the monsters flying, And shouted angrily: "As a cabbage, is it funny that you are yelling? Your head is almost bald!"

Although Saitama, cough, was originally bald.

Growing cabbage is a symbol of Saitama’s strength. In the end of the world, although cabbage is very common, not everyone can grow cabbage. Cabbage is a noble and delicate plant. They have a very big temper, and they are extremely capricious and arrogant. , if their wishes cannot be satisfied, they will cry, make trouble and commit suicide. The cabbage that is forced to die, the corpse will be very, very unpalatable, not to mention humans, even mice

Will not touch.

If you are super lucky, you can find some precious plant seeds on the way to explore the wilderness. These precious plants are planted

After turning into a big plant, you can shoot bullets to attack zombies. For example, pea pods will spray peas, and pumpkins will spray pumpkin seeds... Of course, these are legendary god-level plants, and few people can get them.

It is said that the person who gathers seven legendary plants in one breath can gain powerful power. Currently, the person who gathers the most plants in the world is only King. He picked up five different plant seeds, and he is also known as "" The strongest man in the last days", as for how powerful the seven kinds of gatherings are, no one knows.

Saitama never needs to plant seeds because he can knock out enemies with one punch.

He will not only help cabbage, but also help humans to destroy those monsters infected by radiation, such as radiation crabs, radiation mice, radiation flies and radiation cockroaches.Because of the radiation, these creatures that were just small pests grew to the size of a building overnight, but no matter how powerful the creatures are, Saitama can knock them down with one punch.

After watering the cabbages every day, Saitama traveled thousands of miles to the top of the mountain to get some mutant beasts to improve the food, or take them to the gathering place to exchange for special nutrient solution.

Going out every day is like a fierce battle, because the cabbages are unwilling to let Saitama go out, and they all wave the leaves and mud in protest:

"Saitama, how could you leave us? Heartbroken."

"Hey, if you leave, our integrity will die at the hands of zombies."

"Who told you not to plant plant weapons? With a handsome plant hunter, who wants you with a bald head?"

"..."

Every time Saitama had to comfort the cabbage with nice words, and then rushed out of the house with a beating and kick. He was very afraid that the cabbage would commit suicide, but sometimes he felt that they were too annoying.

One day, when Saitama was digging, he found a little baby with blond hair, chubby cheeks, very white skin, very cute, looked only a few months old, crawling around dirty , looked at Saitama stupidly.

Although Saitama hated bear children, he still took him home. After all, the child was abandoned at first glance, and his clothes were embroidered with letters that seemed to be his name: Genos.

Saitama carried the shovel and hugged the child. As soon as he got home, he was surrounded by cabbages and greeted him cordially:

"Saitama, do you have a child?"

"Saitama, Saitama, when did you have a child?"

"Saitama, Saitama, Saitama, the child isn't bald? It's unscientific!"

"..."

Saitama's rage is accumulating.

In the evening, Saitama found a letter in the clothes of Little Genos, which explained that the child's hometown was destroyed by out-of-control robots, and people hid the child in the mine just to leave a life for him. The name "Jenos" was also to prevent him from forgetting this hatred.If there are kind-hearted people who are willing to adopt him, don't forget to tell him this life experience after the young Genos becomes an adult, and don't forget to ask the little Genos to avenge them.

Saitama didn't want to teach the children badly, so he scoffed at the letter and simply burned it.

Although the cabbages like to tease Saitama, but they like little Genos, the only one approved by the cabbages to roll on them, whenever Saitama puts little Genos on the small bed near the window When coaxing him to sleep, the cabbage would keep waving the leaves outside, trying to lure little Genos out.

"Saitama, you sing so badly."

"That's right, storytelling is really ugly."

"Come out, little Genos, we'll make you a cradle out of leaves~"

That's it, Saitama found little Genos sleeping in the cabbage field several times, surrounded by the cabbage leaves gently, it is said that because the cabbage were willing to sing to him, tell stories and perform acrobatics.Saitama has always been curious about how cabbage should do these things. The cabbage said that this is a secret between us and Little Genos, what's the matter with you.

After having Genos, Saitama can no longer be so lazy, because the doomsday world is full of pollutants everywhere, children are easily polluted and mutated, and they must eat clean food and clean water to avoid disasters, Saitama began to do it everywhere Quests to make money, because Saitama is very powerful and can be done with one punch, so the income is not small, and I also met many people, such as an old man who is committed to eliminating racial discrimination and revitalizing human civilization, such as a small man with a hot temper A fully mutated girl, such as a zombie boy who has suffered a lot of radiation and also mutated into a zombie but still retains his sanity for some reason, such as a little girl who has always been protected by his sister, but takes the pursuit of high technology to oppose the mutant ability as his own duty younger sister……

But no matter what, the reason why Saitama did everything was because he wanted Little Genos to live better, at least he didn't have to mutate until he died like the children of other residents in the shelter.

When doing quests, Saitama will carry Genos Jr. on his back because cabbages are very unreliable and attract zombies.Little Genos is very favored. Today he gets a ball from the old man, and tomorrow he gets a gem from the zombie man. Later, even the hot-tempered little girl gave him a bunch of cabbages...so usually Saitama is lazy and doesn’t want to work When I was young, I took little Genos out to hang out with acquaintances, and I was sure that I would receive many complaints and enough food to return home with a full load.

As unreliable as the cabbage was, the first word Young Genos would say was what the cabbage taught him, "Daddy."

Saitama corrected him: "I want to call my brother."

The cabbages insisted that Genos call Saitama, "Hug."

Saitama corrected him: "Don't act like a baby."

Little Genos used his actions to show that he only listened to Cabbage: "Teacher."

"Okay." Saitama temporarily compromised, because the cabbages would not be able to say anything good if they continued to teach.

During the dangerous period from ten to 15 years old, even though Saitama strictly defended himself, he wished he could learn magic out of thin air and set up a protective layer to protect little Genos.