[One Strike Man] Saijie Doujin Collection

"What?" Saitama followed his gaze and looked up. The ceiling of the whole room was completely occupied by unknown plants. He couldn't help but have some black lines: "They are all parasites... are they..."

"Follow the customs of Christmas, sir," Genos said earnestly.

"...Really? Then there is no way."

However, the parasites on the top of the head are really everywhere, how many kisses will it take to count?Saitama thought even darker.

Follow-up 5.

"By the way, this is for you." Putting down the bag, Saitama took out a small gift box and put it in Genos' palm.

Genos stared at the box blankly, and said with trembling hands: "I... I will play games with the teacher!"

"Game?" Saitama asked puzzled, "What does it have to do with games?"

"Huh? Isn't it the key?" Genos asked, a little disappointed.

"The key... wait, what illusion do you have to think that the small theater made up by others on the Internet will become real!" Saitama took a long time to think of this stalk, and couldn't help shouting.

Genos had already opened the box, it was just a small gift distributed by the supermarket, and there was a piece of chocolate in the box, Genos took it out and put it in his mouth.

"It's very sweet, teacher." He pursed his lips and became satisfied again, his whole body looked like little flowers.

"You..." Saitama stared at him and couldn't help pressing over.

Two deep kisses.

After parting, Genos looked at him blankly: "Teacher?"

"If you don't know how to share half of it with me, I'll taste it myself." Saitama turned his head and said angrily.

"Huh? Ah, teacher, I'm very sorry! I got carried away..."

"Why do you apologize! I will be more embarrassed!"

"..."

"Anyway, who made the ceiling full of parasites... It's all Christmas' fault!"

"is teacher!"

END

No.20 a short story

KING: A while ago, I went to Saitama’s house to play games. When I got to the door, I heard Saitama say: “It’s so hot.” ​​And Genos said: “Teacher, you can hug me, I’m cold.” Saitama said: “Huh? Not too good?" So I immediately locked the windows and doors of Saitama's house, and connected the floor heating under the house by the way... Genos, come on, senior can only help you here.

Tornado: A while ago, when I was fighting monsters, I met Saitama and Genos, and I had a premonition that I would be ignored again. Sure enough, Saitama smashed the monster with a punch, and Genos rushed over: "Teacher, are you okay? Is there any injury? Ah, there is blood, is the teacher okay?..." Saitama said: "It's okay, don't worry." Sure enough, he was ignored again, so angry, so I swung Genos and threw it at Saitama... …Janos, come on, senior can only help you so far.

Undocumented Rider: A while ago, I met Mr. Saitama and Mr. Genos when I was riding in the morning. They seemed to be catching up with the regular specials in the supermarket. Genos said, "I can fly to the supermarket with my teacher in my arms, very fast." Saitama Said: "No, it's not very good, ah, isn't this undocumented? Please lend me your bicycle?" So I immediately got out of the car, lifted the bicycle and fell to the ground...Janos, come on , Senior can only help you so far.

Sonic: A while ago, when I was hiding behind the door and planning to single out Saitama, I heard Saitama say to Genos: "Recently, I always feel that there is something wrong between the two of us." "What's wrong?" Genos asked, his voice a little nervous.Saitama said: "I found that you are taller than me..." Genos panicked: "I'm very sorry, as a student, you are actually taller than the teacher. I will contact the doctor..." Why bother? ?So I quickly rushed in and chopped off Genos' leg with a knife, and then flew away, hiding my merits and fame... Genos, come on, the senior can only help you so far.

Fubuki: A while ago, Saitama’s ugly figure was made. I saw Genos sitting in front of the computer frantically swiping and clicking. I immediately launched the Fubuki team to block all other people who wanted to buy the figure (but not No) network, finally Genos successfully contracted... Genos, come on, seniors can only help you so far.

Sexual prisoner: A while ago, when I went to a beauty pageant, I saw cutie Genos, and she was still with that unsightly bald Saitama, and cutie Janos was wearing a maid outfit with cat ears!It turned out that it was for the bonus, so he went all out.The cat-eared maid outfit Genos is also so cute.I couldn't help taking two more photos, but I didn't expect to hear Saitama say, "I still think it's weird." "Huh? Teacher, do you think there is a problem there?" Genos asked. "Well, it's probably because Genos is a man, but he wears women's clothes, it feels strange." Saitama touched his chin and said.It's really hypocritical, obviously it's very suitable, okay?In order to let Saitama understand this, I quickly changed into my treasured classic angel white wedding dress, and by the way drew a Monroe version of makeup that I am proud of and appeared in front of Saitama... Genos, come on, seniors only Can get you here.

Police Dog: A while ago, at night, a bright moon hung high in the sky. When I was walking on the street, I saw Saitama and Genos squatting on the side of the road, as if they were looking for something. At this time, I heard Genos say: "Teacher, it's been a long time since we've been alone together." "I've been busy fighting monsters recently, but we're looking for something now." Saitama said. "It doesn't matter, as long as I can be alone with the teacher." Genos said, "I hope there will be more opportunities like this." So I quietly found what they were looking for with my excellent sense of smell, and I kept my face Take it away... Genos, come on, senior can only help you so far.

Metal bat: A while ago, when it was cold, I went shopping with my sister and saw Saitama and Genos chatting in front of a store. Genos held a scarf and said, "Teacher, we can wear this scarf together." Said Saitama "It's not very good, besides, I'm not cold." So I let my sister go first, then quickly rushed up and stripped off Saitama's clothes, then turned around and ran... You are welcome, I never leave a name for my good deeds, Jie North, senior can only help you so far

Sweetheart Mask: A while ago, I heard Saitama and the undocumented knight chatting, Saitama said: "I think I have been with Genos for too long recently, so it's good to come out alone." The undocumented knight said : "Aren't you worried that Genos is with someone else when you're not around?" Saitama stared at him blankly: "Why should you worry?"—Huh?Wasn't this person jealous?So, I immediately found Genos, pressed his head and forcibly took nine photos of him face to face, and uploaded them to Twitter... Well, the next day Saitama and Genos took to the streets again Come on, seniors can only help here

Doctor: A while ago, Genos was injured and was sent for repairs.Janos told me: "I feel that I have been dragging the teacher down. I think that only by becoming stronger can I stand by the teacher's side. Doctor, I hope that I can stand with the teacher with confidence." "Actually, it doesn't have to be that troublesome." I said, and then changed Janos' figure and put two energy balls on her chest: "Now you are absolutely confident. Come on, the doctor can only help you so far."

No.20 Two Short Stories

General cleaning on December 12

"Teacher, I'm here to help with the cleaning."

"Huh? Aren't you helping the doctor?"

"It's okay, there are many machine cleaners in the doctor's laboratory."

"Oh... the machine cleaner? Sounds good."

"Teacher, I will do better than them!"

"...I'm just talking casually."

"In short, first lift the cabinet away, starting from the living room..."

In order to welcome the god of the year in the first month, the dirt accumulated in the year is removed. This activity is called general cleaning.

Although Saitama's house is not big, there are still various dead corners and places where dust is easy to accumulate. Sweeping the floor, cleaning the glass, cleaning the corners... are all trivial tasks, and they are done very quickly under the division of labor between two people.

"Genos."

"Yes, teacher, the kitchen has been cleaned!"

"...Aren't you too fast? Is it going to work... Uh, it looks brand new! Is this really my kitchen?"

Janos couldn't help but have a smug smile on his face.

"Ganos is really good, I always feel that I'm redundant..." Saitama held a rag in one hand and leaned on the door frame of the kitchen with the other, looking a little dejected.

"No, the teacher is definitely not redundant. The teacher is the driving force for my high efficiency!" Genos immediately replied loudly and seriously.

Saitama rested his forehead on the back of the hand holding the door frame: "Enen, whatever."

After cleaning, the two sat opposite each other at the low table. Genos took out his notebook and didn't know what to write again. At this moment, a small cool thing stuck to his lips.

"Huh, teacher?" Looking carefully, it was an orange petal in Saitama's hand.

"..." Under Genos' puzzled gaze, Saitama felt his fingers gradually becoming heavy, and he became angry from embarrassment: "You opened your mouth!"

"Teacher, is the teacher going to feed me?" Genos said flattered.

"Isn't it obvious enough? Why on earth are you asking so clearly?" Saitama looked at him with blank eyes and said weakly.

"Yes, thank you teacher!" Genos opened his mouth to swallow the orange petals.

Saitama sighed, and at the same time let go of his hand, tapped Genos's closed lips with his index finger, and said casually: "Thank you."

Prepare New Year's cards in early December

"Jenos, I bought back the blank New Year's card."

Rarely, Saitama spread these clean cards on the table with great interest, and found ink and brushes: "Let's write New Year's cards."

New Year's Eve in the past