[One Strike Man] Saijie Doujin Collection

Letter received:

Nine thirty, Mr. Saitama, good night. from. Genos

Saitama replied immediately:

Thank you for the call fee.It will be returned to you when you go back. from. Saitama

It doesn't matter, it's only 1 yuan.I still have a lot of pocket money. from. Genos

Not this question!real! from. Saitama

Please don't take it seriously, just as seriously. from. Genos

"Is this kid really okay?!" Saitama's forehead burst out with blue veins.

You will be taken advantage of by others!Is the pocket money given by your parents?Obediently put it away and don't waste it. from. Saitama

There is no such person.Most of the pocket money is saved from working. from. Genos

Cherish what you have worked so hard to save.If I don't accept it, I won't read the notebook! from. Saitama

I'm still in school and there's no place to spend my money...I get it, alright. from. Genos

Finally convinced this inexplicable child, Saitama heaved a sigh of relief.

Good night, Genos. from. Saitama

No.20 five short stories

"So, if Mr. Tanaka is willing to sell this book to us..." Saitama sat on the sofa, restraining the veins on his forehead, restraining himself from running wild. Why didn't the boss explain that the job was so difficult at first?

He is sitting in a collector's study right now, surrounded by bookshelves full of books. Those neatly stacked books exude a depressing aura, just like the nightmare of an ocean country candidate Same.

"Books can't be measured by money, idiot!" The old man, who was estimated to be nearly a hundred years old and still waving his cane vigorously, glared at him angrily: "Especially handwritten books, which carry the owner's thoughts and feelings. And emotions, like a part of the soul!"

Even if it is a part of the soul, it is not yet sold.For the sake of Saitama Kuroline.

I have been entangled with this old man endlessly all morning. Saitama's mouth is so dry that he even unbuttoned his shirt without regard for etiquette. This kind of seller doesn't understand what they want at all.

Don't want to work at all.Although Saitama was thinking about it, he still put his hands on the table and struggled: "So, the situation is that my boss must want these books, and you must not sell them. What do you want?"

"What I want is an expert who understands these books, not just a kid caught off the street." The old man snapped, "Tell your boss to come and see me."

Then fire me, right?

"Is there any other way? Besides calling the boss."

The old man looked Saitama up and down, snorted, took out a stack of papers from the desk drawer, and threw it in front of Saitama: "If you can answer all the questions above correctly, I will give you the books your boss wants for free." for you."

"But you sure can't do it, right? After all, you're only here to buy books for your boss." The arrogant old man walked out the door angrily: "Come talk to me when you're done!"

"What are you doing, am I here for the exam?" Saitama held his head against the desk: "What the hell am I doing?"

……

Mosquito girl battle, the battle damage is serious.

Sea King battle, the battle damage is serious.

Hungry wolf battle, the battle damage is serious...

The momentary confusion arises in the battle, and the result of giving up the human body and blindly pursuing transformation is that I am too weak.Yeah?

Am I not a reformed person of justice?Isn't it reborn to become stronger in order to avenge the crazy cyborg who turned his hometown into a sea of ​​​​flames one day?

However, no matter how hard he tried, the situation that could not be changed was right in front of him.

... Or, after meeting the teacher, I began to rely on the teacher's strength?

Analysis results, preliminary judgment: proposition, false.

I went all out in every battle, and exhausted all methods except self-destruction.

The teacher said that self-destruction is not the only way.

I began to seek the ultimate destructive power, which currently only exists in the teacher.

That is, only a teacher can teach me.

I still don't understand the secret of Sensei becoming stronger.

Three meals a day have a good record of how much food the teacher ate.

P.S. Teacher ate [-] spoonfuls of rice porridge this morning, and will prepare snacks at [-] o'clock in the morning.

P.S. King will come, just in case, we need to prepare more food that King hates to eat.

P.S. There is no Fuxue's dim sum today, because last time she snatched the teacher's beef from the hot pot, and burned Fuxue's dim sum!

No matter where the teacher goes, he will follow.

Attachment: The teacher emphasized for the [-]nd time today that there is really no secret to getting stronger in supermarket specials.Can't forget again!

Fight monsters and increase destructive power.

Attachment: Since I met the teacher, a part on the wrist has been changed to daily use.This has never happened before.

The teacher seemed to mind too.

At 22:[-] p.m., a weirdo appeared in the city. It didn't have much power, and its self-proclaimed ability was to take away the power of one person and transfer it to another.But this ability has no effect on itself.

When my teacher and I were in the distance, we had already seen the monster transfer the power of the hero to the criminal, and the criminal with the power of the hero began to wreak havoc, while the monster hid in the corner and watched secretly.

"Teacher, according to the preliminary analysis, this weird person is very weak, and he is just making trouble with his own ability. I can lock the target and eliminate it immediately."

"Ah..." The teacher turned his head: "Janos, I suddenly thought of it. Today is a special price in the supermarket. How about you solve it yourself?"

"Of course it's no problem. This kind of trivial matter doesn't require the teacher to take action!"

"Enn, come on." The teacher patted me on the shoulder and ran in another direction.

After bypassing the chaotic road and cornering the weirdo hiding in the shadows, the weirdo asked for an exchange in order to survive.

"I can help you get the power of another person. Look, isn't it a good deal?" It said, "Even if you want the power of the strongest person on earth, I can exchange it for you, as long as You can let me go."

……

"What am I doing!" Saitama closed the notebook with a snap, now is not the time to look at other people's notes and calm down, although it is because he cares more about the contents of the notes than the boring test papers, but for work, the boring test papers must be done.

first question:

"Raytheon moves a little, piercing the clouds and raining zero, the king will stay?" Who is the author?

Saitama stared at the topic in silence for three seconds, and then chose Murasaki Shikibu.

The second question:

Who is the author of "The Grass of Vain"?

Choice: Murasaki Shikibu.

The third question:

Spring is best at dawn.

choose:……

……

Phew, Saitama wiped the sweat from his forehead, and smiled contentedly towards the sunlight outside the window: he did 25 questions in one go, and he was really in a good mood. It seems that the test paper is not difficult, but the old people are too annoying.

- No wonder!

I chose a full 25 Zi Shibu in one go, and I was obviously wrong. Speaking of which questions this old man asked, why did the answer option for each question have "Zi Shibu"?Are you keeping an eye on Murasaki Shikibu?What a hatred!

Just when Saitama was staring at the test paper, and the test paper was also staring at Saitama, the difficult old man poked his head in and sneered: "If it doesn't work, just give up honestly and admit your stupidity. Questions that can be answered easily."

"Wait for me, I'm still doing it..." Saitama's bloodshot eyes turned and stared over, full of momentum.

The old man paused and slammed the door heavily.

Junior high school students can answer it?Saitama took out his mobile phone from his pocket and showed an almost ferocious smile: It's time for verification soon.

Genos, it's urgent. from. Saitama

I thought Genos was in class and couldn't reply, but I didn't expect a response soon:

Mr. Saitama, what's wrong? from. Genos

I have many questions for you, can I make a phone call? from. Saitama

Saitama weighed the number of words on the test paper and the non-intelligence of his mobile phone, and chose to make a call wisely.Genos did not reply to the text message, but called directly.

"Mr. Saitama."

"Uh, you're so fast, I'm going to call you."

"No, I don't call often." Genos replied flatly: "It's a rare home game."

"Wait, are you afraid that I will waste the phone bill? I'm really not that poor..." Saitama defended weakly.

Genos turned a deaf ear: "So, what kind of urgent matter?"

"Aren't you in class?"

"When I received the text message, I skipped class." Genos said it so naturally that Saitama didn't realize that there was anything wrong with this sentence for a while.

"This." Saitama scratched his hair at a loss for words, so it turns out that children nowadays are doing their own way: "Since they are all curled up, why not just help me make a set of test papers, anyway, it is also a way of learning."

"Exam paper?" Genos' tone was a little puzzled.

Saitama simply explained the current situation.Janos said calmly: "So that's it, what an annoying old man."

"Yeah, but isn't it a little bit to call the old man directly..."

"Mr. Saitama just shave his hair off and beat him up." Genos suggested calmly.

"Yes... hey?!" Saitama was shocked by the tone of the other party who didn't seem to be joking at all: "Wait, I won't do such a thing!"

Genos was silent for a while, and said to himself: "Yes, after all, he is not a weirdo."

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