[One Strike Man] Saijie Doujin Collection

The boy approached, but just as he moved his body, there was an unpleasant sound from his back, as if the empty floor below had lost its support, and a second collapse occurred, crushed stones and hard clods fell down, knocking the boy's body One side was buried firmly.

A little bit of warm liquid splashed on Saitama's face.

"Hey, are you okay?"

no answer.

"You're still alive, right? Just passed out, right?"

no answer.

Saitama raised his hand and touched the layer of solid stones piled up in front of him due to the second collapse, and the other side has been sealed.

There is no longer the sound of inhalation over there, and there is also no sound of breathing coming over.

died.this boy.

2.

Opening his eyes, Saitama found himself standing in a strange room surrounded by various research equipment, which looked exactly like the laboratories of those weird scientists in the movie.While he was still in a daze, a gray-haired old man with pot-shaped hair hurried over and patted his arm casually: "Don't be dazed, come with me."

"Eh? Well, here is...you are..."

"I'm Dr. Cusno, aren't you here to help?"

"……help?"

Feeling that the name "Kusino" is a bit familiar, Saitama followed Dr. Kusino in a daze, all the way through the corridor to a room.Dr. Cusino opened the door and motioned for Saitama to come in.

Saitama entered the door, looked around, and saw a lot of machines, all of which were parts of the human body.

Half of the mechanical body was broken, and countless dredging pipes connected the body and the head.The face that has not yet been made is full of wires and metal, and the gums and eyeballs are completely exposed, which looks a little scary.

"There are suitable materials to update, I need to go out, please help me observe here, don't let him have problems." The doctor said.

"Oh." Saitama nodded blankly, watching the doctor turn and walk out of the room.He moved a chair, sat next to the test bench, and looked at the robots on the test bench.

Suddenly the opponent's fingers moved, and his eyes turned to him, Saitama almost jumped up: "You?"

"...not a doctor..." From the mechanical neck exposed to the air, there was indeed an intermittent, machine-like artificial voice: "Are you...?"

"Oh, I'm a staff here... right?" Saitama replied uncertainly.It seems that he is this identity, and he always feels that something is not right.

"...bald head..."

"Do you have a problem with bald heads?! You look even weirder?"

"...My body was completely destroyed... I simply replaced it with metal..." The other party explained.

"Really? Is it okay?" Saitama just asked casually.

"...I don't know." After a long silence, the person who was lying on the experimental table, who didn't know his age, gender, or name replied, "I just want to get revenge, so I gave up my body, I want to take a gamble... ..."

The atmosphere in the room became very heavy for a while.

"Uh, don't worry, I actually know a cyborg, and his daily activities are pretty good." Saitama said.

"Is it...?" The rigid artificial voice could not hear the person's emotions at all.

"Yes, you can eat, sleep, fight, and do housework." Saitama said: "If you are broken, you can go back and have a body replacement. It is very convenient."

"..." The other party didn't answer. From the face, no, it's not a face at all, so naturally there was no expression.

Saitama had no choice but to find something to say: "But, are you okay now? Although let me watch, I don't understand anything."

"No problem, as long as there is no power..."

Before the words were finished, the electric light flickered a few times and went out.

There was actually a power outage.

"Hey, what will happen if the power goes out?" Saitama jumped up, those messy, completely incomprehensible connecting tubes blocked his sight, making him even more unable to see what was going on in the dark.

"Wait, I'll find someone for you."

Should it be a coincidence?Before taking a few steps, Saitama stumbled, and before he was about to fall, he acted faster than he thought and grabbed the hanging tubes with his hands, and with a "snap", all the tubes were torn off.

"Ah, I got into trouble..."

Holding a broken thread, Saitama was sweating profusely.

Alarms buzzed in the laboratory, and the cold voice of the machine announced the death of the people on the laboratory bench.brain death.

3.

Opening his eyes, Saitama was squatting on the balcony wearing short sleeves and shorts, watering a small potted plant. A mosquito landed on the back of his hand. Saitama raised his hand and hit the mosquito hard, but missed.

The angry mosquito couldn't get rid of it, so Saitama took out the insecticide and chased it all the way.I don't know how many streets I ran, and suddenly found that my back felt hot, and then the flames burst out.

The clothes on his body were burned, but fortunately he was fine, he looked around, because he ran too far after chasing mosquitoes, he didn't know what happened, so he collected the insecticide, and Saitama decided to go back.

Halfway through the road, another earth-shattering explosion was heard, and the whole ground was shaking. The person who was blatantly running in broad daylight suddenly tilted his body and almost fell to the ground.After finally standing still, the ground under his feet has been cracked into several pieces.

"Damn it." Something seemed to be flying weakly towards this side, murmuring as it flew, "Fortunately, I ran fast, otherwise... find more mosquitoes to suck blood."

When he got closer, Saitama realized that it was a mosquito monster.

"You just said mosquitoes, right?" Saitama asked.

"Who are you?" The mosquito monster with half of her body scorched black asked vigilantly.

Saitama slapped him with a slap: "You are the one who slapped!"

"Crack" Mosquito was flatly stuck to the opposite building, blood splashed all over the ground, Saitama followed the trajectory of the opponent's flight and looked over, and found some metal debris and a damaged head that was beyond recognition on the ground.

"What...I always feel a little strange today." Saitama scratched his head and walked towards the house.

"Wait?" He turned his head, beads of sweat came out on his forehead: "Just now, did someone... die?"

4.

Saitama ran all the way.

I just got a notification from the mobile phone of the undocumented knight that the king of the deep sea is wreaking havoc.

Seeing that strange man from a distance, Saitama immediately punched him.

Won.

"Great." Saitama wiped his sweat, "Where's Genos?"

Everyone who heard this question was silent.

Sorry, I'm late this time.

5.

What a mess!

Opening his eyes, Saitama found a battle taking place in front of him.

The battle between the monster and Genos.Genos, who is alive and well, is not a messy unrecognizable thing.

Saitama breathed a sigh of relief, and punched the weirdo with a punch.

"Teacher?" Genos turned his head puzzled, "What's wrong?"

When he met Saitama just now, he learned that he was tracking a strange person, but the teacher just said to him with a flat expression: "Come on."

Unexpectedly, he shot and knocked out the arrogant weirdo in the next second.

"Don't ask anything." Saitama said, walked up to Genos and patted him on the shoulder, feeling as tired as if he had completed a [-]-mile long-distance race.

"Yes, teacher!" Although it was inexplicable, Genos still replied respectfully.

Then Poros' ship fell, smashing Genos to pieces.

Saitama was unscathed, but his mood was as if he saw the special cabbage being robbed.

Totally broken.

6.

Saitama opened his eyes and found Genos lying beside him, hugging the pillow and closing his eyes, quietly.

The beds for the two were originally separated, but now, Saitama has unknowingly run into Genos's bed.

As if in a dream, he poked Genos's face with his finger, and the latter opened his eyes immediately: "Teacher, huh? Why did the teacher sleep next to me?"

"Clear customs benefits." Saitama replied.

Genos looked at his teacher blankly, as if he didn't understand what the teacher meant, and he didn't know where to ask.

Saitama turned sideways, held Genos tightly in his arms, and kissed him on the forehead.

Suddenly feel sleepy.

"Teacher." Genos looked at him: "Is there any meaning to this action?"

"Oh, that means, if you wake up tomorrow morning and you're not dead, let's do it."

"doing what?"

"I'm so tired, go to bed first."

Still didn't understand what it meant, but Genos closed his eyes obediently after listening to the teacher.

END

No.30 five short stories

Narrator: Everything was triggered by this post. At that time, the poster didn't know what kind of disaster he had caused.

1st floor: a lady

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh when I was traveling with my relatives and friends today.Rest in peace.jpg

But the transformed devil has always disliked fans talking. Fortunately, Miss Ben gave the camera to relatives and friends, and then took a "group photo" with him while getting as close to the transformed devil as possible without being stared at.

Even so, I was stared at, ahhh, I think I'm pregnant! (Doraemon hentai smile)

I was very excited along the way, wishing to break up with the (non-existent) male ticket immediately, using the reason of "I'm sorry, I'm pregnant with someone else's child", GJ!

After going home and happily developing the photos, I...suddenly...had a miscarriage.

Who will tell me why there is a bald man between me and my future child's father?