[One Strike Man] Saijie Doujin Collection

Aren't we talking about Chumeng?Am I the only one who came in to chat about Chumeng?

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25th floor. Sieber

Imagine a scene where everyone is bald, will the chat between heroes become like this:

"Which color wig is popular this year? It doesn't matter whether it's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, or purple, I must find it out." Fuxue said.

"I think my wigs are becoming more and more difficult to use recently. It is because I am getting older. I need to exercise my scalp regularly." Banggu said.

"Ah! Sweet Mask's new wig is so handsome! Leading a new trend! Too handsome to look at!"

"Your taste in wigs is terrible, the Heroes Society doesn't need you. Go be a weirdo."

"The sun is so hot recently that I dare not go out. When will this group of scum in the development department develop sunscreen wigs?!" Tornado stomped his feet angrily.

"Zombie man, how long have you been wearing your wig? Is this a popular style in the Showa era?"

"I want you to manage."

"Sister, where did you hide brother's wig? How can brother go out without a wig?"

"If brother uses force again, I will burn your wig."

"The strongest man in the world, KING—King's wig!"

Hmm...what's going on...suddenly want to become a fan of Police Dog...

Floor 26.==

Let youth blow your wig, let it pull your dreams, unknowingly this earthly... (sings softly)

Floor 27. King of Singers

Please let me go!I'm really just here to complain about Chumeng, my Chumeng was a tragedy, you guys escalated it into a tragedy!

Wryareyouso cruel!

I beg the 24th floor to give you spring, oh no, after Chumeng finished speaking, you are really the only one who didn't digress, really!

28th Floor. Shuanglin

Don't look down, the wig will fall off.

29th Floor. Copper

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30th Floor. Night Cat

what did i see...

Being pulled is an absolute nightmare.

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Floor 31. Thirteen

Pfft, this group of animations is poisonous! (laughing and crying)

The moment the wig flew away, the expressions on the faces of the two people lit up

Floor 32.==

If all the heads are bald, the Hero Association can be renamed the Bald Party (Yuanmu)

Then everyone lined up in a row, held their heads high, and announced loudly under the reflection of the light:

Wirlieben bald! The wig is just a mascot!

——To be honest, such a powerful light reflection should be able to defeat all monsters with eyes, right?

Floor 33. King of Singers

Let's fight!I'm going to crawl over the network cable and beat you to death!

34th Floor. Circumference

Come on, I accept your challenge, shave your hair and blind me!

35th Floor. Love One

In other words, maybe I’m used to it. I haven’t seen the bald head being followed by the devil transforming people these days. I don’t know why, but I feel very sad.

36th Floor. Shibaa

That's right, I only see bald heads these days, how about the devil transforming people?These two fell apart?

Floor 37. The Devil Transforms People

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……

Floor 38. Administrator

Upstairs with a picture to refresh the screen, it has been closed!

Floor 39. King of Singers

Hahahahahahahahaha, you continue to wave!Should! (laughing up to the sky)

40th Floor. Shuanglin

That... Landlord, have you been spoiled?Look at the ID clearly, your male god is banned (can't bear it)

Floor 41. What is it?

We... seem to have blown up some amazing people...?

42th floor. Sieber

That is to say, before talking about Chumeng, talking about the bald head, the diving reformer who was not even blown out of the altered picture, rushed out with a bunch of pictures because of the suspicion of "collapsed with the bald head"?

...What kind of friendship is this (manual goodbye)

Floor 43. King of Singers

WOC and so on?I?Is it me? !My heart hurts so much!I want to die!

Just kill me!I want to die!

Floor 44. Administrator

This building has been sealed and has been attacked by unknown persons. All of this building has been blocked and is waiting to be deleted!

Follow-up:

"Did the teacher have a first dream?"

"Hmm... It feels like I dreamed something, but I can't remember it." Saitama folded his arms.

"Indeed, many people will have this feeling, as if they dreamed of something but..." Genos recalled the results of the Chumeng survey published online.

"Hey, did Genos dream about something?" Saitama asked.

"Huh? No, I don't have anything to dream about."

"Hmm... Look at the pictures or talk a few more words before going to bed, it seems that you can dream about related things." Saitama rested his hand on his chin.

Genos looked at Saitama-sensei suspiciously.

"By the way," Saitama's eyes lit up. "Before going to bed, I'll whisper in Genos's ear what you want to dream about. So, Genos, what do you want to dream about?"

"..."

"However, it's not a first dream, is it? Even if you dream of something auspicious, it's useless."

"...No. Teacher, just talk a little bit about yourself." Genos lowered his head, his bangs covered his eyes, and only the corners of his mouth were slightly raised.

"..." Saitama tilted his head: "Really? Then say it a few more times."

"is teacher."

END

No.60 short stories

One evening when it was lightly raining, Saitama heard something moving in the alley. He walked over to have a look and found a few children surrounded by a tattered cardboard box. He has hands and feet, is dressed in clothes, looks like a little boy, but it has cat ears, and there are three big words written on the broken box: beg for a package | raise.

The children's comments did not reach Saitama's ears at all. There was only a line of bullet screens rolling back and forth in his mind, and he was about to lift his skull and fly out: the face of this thing is exactly the same as that of Genos!

The little Genos with cat ears always had an indifferent expression with empty eyes in the children's onlookers, but after seeing Saitama, he began to shake his ears, scratch his ears with his hands, turn his belly, roll over, and rub his clothes with his little feet ... Trying to make a face with a paralyzed face

A cute little look.

Although this kind of cute behavior did not touch Saitama's heart, but instead, let this creature do cute movements against Genos's face, it is indeed embarrassing him, so Saitama grabbed him by the neck and put him He raised it: "Take it back and show it to Genos."

As soon as he was lifted up, little Genos immediately spread his short limbs, hugged Saitama's arm tightly, rubbed his cheek affectionately, and continued to shake his ears.Saitama felt a little numb, but it was too late to regret.Just as he was about to leave, he realized that the cloak was being pulled. He lowered his head and saw those children looking up at him pitifully:

"Uncle, don't eat him, okay..." The child looked like he was about to cry.

Do I look like someone who eats stray animals?Saitama was ashamed.

"Because, uncle looks so poor... Please treat him better..." the child said tearfully.

The sentence "so poor" pierced the glass heart with an arrow.Saitama replied with a blank look: "I understand."

Back home, Saitama showed the genuine Genos the little Genos with cat ears wrapped around his arm.

"What is this?" Genos said, "A tumor on the teacher's arm?"

"What the hell is a tumor? I picked it up, although I don't know what species it is." Saitama said, raising his arm: "Look at his face."

Genos stared indifferently at Genos the Cat Ears, and Genos the Cat Ears stared at him equally indifferently.

"So that's it," Genos put his hand on his chin: "It's indeed a face that makes people feel very uncomfortable at first sight, teacher, do you want to drive him out?"

"Hey, I mean," Genos's reaction stunned both Saitama and his cat-eared little Genos: "Don't you think you two have similar faces?"

Genos looked at it suspiciously for a long time, while the younger Genos shook his cat ears expectantly. Genos' eyes darkened, and he replied firmly: "It's not like it at all."

Little Genos dropped his cat ears in frustration, and made a purring sound from his throat.

At this time, there was a knock on the door, and Saitama stuffed little Genos into Genos's arms, and then went to open the door, only to see a polite young man with glasses outside the door, wearing a neat suit and carrying a briefcase, looking very talented .

"We don't order newspapers." Saitama said, and was about to close the door. Unexpectedly, the young man took a step faster and stretched out a hand to hold the door frame: "I'm not a salesman."

"Oh, then who are you?"

"I am the Earth." The young man who is not like the Earth said solemnly: "The guys from the Milky Way Hyperspace Planning Committee want to develop a channel in my orbit, and they need me to move my position. As compensation, they can help me clear my body. 'parasites' and 'psoriasis'."

"To go to the mental hospital, please turn left to the station and take bus No. 201 and get off after twelve stops." Saitama said, and then the door was about to close.

"Listen to me!" The young man was so powerful that he tore the door of Saitama's house in two like tearing up a newspaper: "The parasites on my body are human beings, psoriasis is your house, and human beings are about to be destroyed. You are the better one of the parasites on me, so I decided to let you go, I have given you enough to guide you in the universe.