[One Strike Man] Saijie Doujin Collection

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5. I won't be fooled again on April Fool's Day

6. Even though Genos repeatedly stated that "the teacher is perfect and does not need any agreement", I can't forget the fact that my singing is out of tune

7. I will not suddenly seal Genos's mouth, even if I just want to see how he will react, even if I think he talks too much

8. Genos should be sent to the doctor immediately after the battle, not to other places

9. I won't flirt with Genos at the League of Legends meeting - how the hell did this come about?I just had a casual conversation with Genos

10. The main task of Genos and I is to defeat the weirdo, not the flashy weirdo

11. My main task is to help civilians not to be 'blind' civilians (this 'blind' is a pun: the teacher's head and, show affection.)

12. I will not clear Genos's "teacher-related collections", even if the amount I have found has exceeded my mental capacity

13. The guest is not the right audience for my conversation with Genos

I, Saitama, promise to abide by the above agreement, unless I forget, well... Never mind, Genos, I will forget in a minute.

The agreement that the mass-produced small robot Genos will abide by

1. I don't know how to call my teacher "Dad"

2. I don't call Genos "Mom"

3. I will learn the correct usage of markers, not to use markers to scribble on the teacher’s face, head, or clothes, nor to use markers to write “teacher’s life” on the forehead under Janos’s bangs.

4. I will not lie on the teacher's face in the early morning and make the teacher breathless

5. I will not tie the laces of Genos' two shoes together when he is sitting down, nor will I tie the laces on the table legs

6. I will not do any cute fouls with a paralyzed face, let alone keep calling "teacher", even if the teacher stays in the bathroom for too long, I will not yell outside the door

7. I can't chirp, let alone chirp while cooking, even if Genos is cooking

8. I won’t hold onto the teacher’s head, even if the teacher’s head is reflecting light, I can’t grab the hanging rope on the teacher’s clothes and swing, because I will tear the clothes

9. The teacher belongs to Janos!

10. The teacher belongs to Janos!

11. The teacher belongs to Janos!

12. Remember to charge on time every night, and you can’t pretend to die in front of Janos or other heroes

13. I don’t pour motor oil in guests’ glasses, motor oil is not a regular drink

I, Genos the little robot... will eat this piece of paper as an energy supplement tonight!

Visiting Saitama's house as a guest / Promises to be followed when declaring war

1. See no evil

2. Do not listen to evil

3. Say no evil

4. Saitama is electricity, light, and the only myth

5. Don't challenge the "teacher authority" of the devil to transform people, even if the guest's game is really good

6. Bring your own sunglasses, the host is not obliged to take care of the mood of the guests

7. The relationship between these two people is pure. Even if the two of them feed each other in front of the guests, it is a normal interaction behavior. Anything wrong is just because the visitors themselves are too dirty

8. Enter from the door, challengers are not allowed to damage the roof of Saitama's house, even guests

9. Don't enter the room after dark to challenge, you never know what you will see after entering the room.Of course, it means that Genos may be repairing the mechanical body, or experimenting with weapons... What are you thinking?

10. They just live together

11. No heart, no need

We, KING&Fubuki&Banggu&Sonic, promise to abide by the above agreement, the river crab is a guest, and the river crab declares war.

A Promise Kuro Saitama Will Keep

1. I can't kill Saitama from another world

2. I will not find other Genos, not even

3. When my Genos says "stand there and don't move" it means don't move, no implication.

4. "Because they're weak" is not an excuse for random provocation

5. Stop my Genos from messing around, even if it looks really funny, or it will teach him a lesson

6. If my Genos and I both think something is fun, then we can't do it.

7. "This is the way to become stronger" - I can no longer use this reason to trick my Genos into doing things.

8. Run faster.

The agreement that the writers of Qijie Bar will abide by

1. "I'm the most cheeky person you've ever seen" isn't an excuse to leave a hole unfilled

2. "I plan to die with my relatives with four aces in my arms" is not a reason to dig a hole and not fill it

3. "I choked on instant noodles", this is not a reason to dig a hole and not fill it

4. It does not mean that there is no reason to dig a hole and not fill it

5. There is no reason to dig a hole and not fill it

6. Ask for meat

7. Ask for meat

8. Ask for meat

9. Big Brother is watching you

……Ha ha.

No.60 Two Short Stories

1th floor. The best teacher in the world

As the title.

The teacher suddenly said that he didn't like H anymore, but he always liked it before. H used to be a very important thing in the teacher's life, and sometimes even surpassed many other things. Obviously, the teacher made rapid progress in the crisis because of H yesterday, but today he said Don't like it anymore, never again.

Do all human emotions change so quickly?I do not understand.

Floor 2. King of Singers

Very simple, the teacher withered.

3th Floor. Night Cat

233333 What the hell is upstairs!

And I am more concerned about whether the teacher likes it or not. What is the matter with the landlord?

4th Floor. Aifan

Call 14235495840, go and call a woman for the teacher. (indifferent)

5th Floor. Shen Er

Small ads to die!

Don't panic, the teacher may be too much

6th floor. Just leave

A little masturbation is pleasant, a big masturbation hurts the body, and a strong masturbation will be wiped out in ashes...

The teacher definitely fucks too much (evil)

Floor 7. Moment

So so far no one cares why the poster cares so much about the teacher's H?

Sure enough, my forum has gone downhill, and my morals have fallen (hide my face)

8th floor. Sieber

Landlord, let me talk about the background first. I don’t know the cause and process of the incident. How can we help you analyze the results? (smiling eyes)

Floor 9. Bev

Upstairs set up a good speech, Sima Zhao's heart, tsk tsk tsk

10th floor. Joint account

Am I the only one who cares about the gender and age of the host and teacher?Judging by the words used by the host, could the host be a boy?

11th floor. The best teacher in the world

The teachers are the nicest people I have ever met!Strong and gentle, although I like H very much, there is nothing to criticize.

I am now living at the teacher's house, and I have caused a lot of trouble for the teacher. These days, because Teacher H has been restless, I want to cheer the teacher up again.

The doctor told me that if you have any questions that you don't understand, you can ask everyone, but because the forum is a very dangerous place, everything must be anonymous.

This is how it happened and how it happened.

Why did the teacher suddenly hate H?How should we face this problem?

12nd Floor. Lady

Strong and gentle "just" the teacher who likes H - I can understand every word, but I can't understand it together.

Are you sure you are not being scammed?

13th Floor. Black Six

What's wrong with man hentai? !

14rd Floor. Liberal Arts

I couldn't sleep anyway, so I turned on the computer in the middle of the night and saw a sentence between the words: Teacher, would you like to have sex with me?

Floor 15. Moment

Pfft, full marks for reading comprehension upstairs (laughing and crying)

Too many slots I can't spit out

16th floor. Children's paper

Seriously, how old is the owner?

17th floor. The best teacher in the world

At 19, does the question matter?

Floor 18. King of Singers

……

19th floor. Sieber

……

20nd Floor. Lady

……

21th Floor. Black Six

Hmm... Let me ask another question, have the host and the teacher done H?

22th floor. The best teacher in the world

I did, although I don’t understand why the teacher likes H so much, but as long as the teacher wants to do it, no matter what the price is, I will help the teacher realize his wish

23th Floor. Long Night

……

Floor 24. Blanket

……

25th floor. Sieber

... call the police.

Floor 26. King of Singers

Wait, why call the police?

19 years old is no longer a child, really, the 19-year-old next door has changed eight boyfriends in a week, but I am 29 and still single!single! !single! ! ! (It's just that age is useful!)

27th floor. The strongest teacher in the world

I am male.

Floor 28. King of Singers

... I support calling the police, call the police

29rd Floor. Liberal Arts

So what the host means is: because he is a man, it is okay to do H things with the teacher?

Floor 30. Moment

The world is so bad, the morality is so corrupt

tell me i forgive you

Floor 31. Blanket

I have nothing to say about the upstairs, but I think the 26th floor is right, 19 years old is really not a child

But the identity of the other party seems to be a teacher, I still think: call the police.

32th Floor. Aifan

Call 14245646788, go call a man for the teacher (cold)

Floor 33. Bev

The painting style upstairs is wrong (laughing and crying)

But in the face of such a problem, there is no other way but to call a professional to solve it...

34th floor. Angel

It may be more correct to buy a pile of small yellow soy and a condom

Fill the room with things about H to rekindle the teacher's interest in H

Floor 35. Luo Luo

Upstairs, things are always reversed, if the teacher is really wilted, will you feel that the host is mocking him?

Just ask the teacher to raise it for two days, and make more turtle soup and the like (Yuanmu)

36th floor. The best teacher in the world

Little Yellow Su