[One Strike Man] Saijie Doujin Collection

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Genos opened his eyes in a daze, half of his mind was still in a dream, and half of his mind was awake and let out a dull voice: "Huh?"

The sight in front of him gradually became clearer, and the face in front of him gradually became clearer. Genos widened his eyes, looked at Saitama in front of him, and yelled: "Ah?!"

"What the hell is this?!" Genos held the mirror, and shouted at his own face printed inside: "What's going on?"

"No, I don't know." Saitama looked even more flustered and shocked than him: "Teacher, I can't analyze it at all."

"This must be an illusion." Genos angrily raised his hand and squeezed his face vigorously: "This is an illusion, right? Look, I can't even feel pain, it must be an illusion!"

"Teacher... that level won't hurt me." Saitama said.

"Then pinch your face." Genos said, turning his head and staring at him.

"No, no. How can I pinch the teacher's face! This is absolutely not allowed to happen!" Saitama yelled, and Genos rushed over unbearably: "Stop talking nonsense, let me pinch first!"

"Teacher, calm down first." Hugging Genos's body, seeing the face of the other party approaching, Saitama looked unwell: "Don't get so close, it feels so strange!"

"Do you think I'm happy to get so close?" Genos said ferociously, he raised two fingers and pinched Saitama's face forcefully and pulled it apart: "Does it hurt?"

"The same name..." Saitama said aggrievedly: "Damn..."

"Oh my god." Although he got the answer "This is not a dream", Genos was also disgusted by Saitama's expression at the first time, he covered his heart and rolled aside for a long time speechless: "Damn it, it's so cute..."

"Teacher, what should we do now?" Saitama sat upright in the living room and said to Genos, "Do you want to eat first?"

"Don't talk to me." Genos said weakly: "I haven't digested this tragic fact..." He stood up abruptly, and suddenly fell to the ground after taking two steps. Saitama jumped up to support him , the heavy metal body fell into his arms, Saitama didn't even move his eyebrows, but asked nervously: "Teacher, how do you feel?"

"Why... can't control it..." Genos' whole body was stiff, and it seemed that he had received an unusual blow.

"I'm sorry, teacher." Saitama explained seriously: "Because my body is almost all metal, it was difficult for me to control it at the beginning. After training, I adjusted my nerves and limbs. In metaphorical terms, it's like It's a toddler or a girl just putting on high heels..."

"I get it—speaking of which, is there some strange metaphor thrown in here?" Genos, who was completely speechless, was hugged by Saitama, and suddenly exploded: "Put it down! I'm not As for—!"

"But teacher," Saitama said as a matter of course: "It's more convenient, isn't it?"

"Damn it, how can you be happy looking at your side face!" Genos said with a sigh, "What's going on? Can it be changed? Or is this the defense system installed by the doctor on your body?" , anyone who tries to cheat on you will pay the price or something."

"Teacher, no one wants to () cheat on me." Saitama said seriously, seeing such an expression on his face, Jennos suddenly felt very stomachache:

How could he explain to Genos, who was wearing a Saitama shell in front of him, that he had a spring () dream last night, and when he opened his eyes today, he found that the bodies of the two people had switched?Having said that, is this the so-called "present world newspaper"?It is too sharp.

"Teacher, you are waiting for me at home." Saitama, who put on a hero costume and a white cloak, turned his head and said seriously to Genos, "I will be back soon."

Genos leaned against the wall, put his feet on the low table, and turned his head silently: "Whatever you want."

"I'll call the doctor and ask him if he knows what's going on." Saitama said righteously.

"Let's go quickly..." Genos covered his face with his hands, as if he really couldn't continue to watch Saitama so seriously.

"Morning." On the way to the supermarket, someone patted his back, and Saitama turned around as if his hair had exploded, staring

The former person who didn't know him at all: "What do you want to do to the teacher's body? Get out!"

"Hey?" The old man who also went to the supermarket to buy vegetables withdrew his hand: "Well, how about...? Aren't you going to buy vegetables?"

Saitama stared at him for a while, as if he was assessing his combat power, then he put both hands on the old man's shoulders, turned him in one direction and pushed him hard: "Teacher's important body is in my hands, absolutely not Being violated by anyone (), stay away from me, preferably 500 meters away!"

"Huh?" The innocent passerby who didn't understand what happened was pushed away from the original direction of travel.

Saitama, who was in high spirits, felt that he had protected the teacher's body because the people around him didn't dare to come up to say hello to him, so he smiled contentedly all the way.

Is it really okay?Genos, who was still sitting in the living room, suddenly felt hairy all over his body. Sure enough, he should have gone with him just now, right?But if he loses control halfway and is hugged by the princess again, he will definitely die. Although it is true that Genos was hugged by Saitama in the eyes of bystanders, they know very well in their hearts that the cores have been exchanged ——This is absolutely unbearable.

But then again, it's Genos' body in the room with him now... right?

There was a weird smile on Genos's face. He raised his metal arm playfully, looked carefully, and tried to stand up again. After thinking about it, he posed in a twisted posture: JOJO stand!

Oh, it worked, Genos's body is more resilient than imagined!As if encouraged by this success, he made a bunch of difficult moves again, and finally collapsed on the carpet out of breath: Damn, Genos is really not easy.

By the way, do you want to take a bath... Genos laughed strangely, and there seemed to be a little Saitama devil with a triangular tail flying around his head.

"Teacher, I'm back." At this moment, Saitama pushed open the door and came in with a lot of dishes.

Genos quickly corrected his expression, but it was too late to get up from the ground, he played too much just now...

"Teacher, are you still not used to it?" Saitama hugged him horizontally, showing a self-blaming expression: "I'm very sorry, I took care of myself, but I forgot about the teacher's situation..."

"Stop! Stop! Stop! Put me down." Genos pushed Saitama's chest: "Don't hug for a while, I can't stand it!"

"I'm sorry." Saitama immediately put him down and sat upright: "I was too complacent and offended the teacher."

"No..." Genos covered his face, feeling deeply powerless: "It's my fault."

After solving the breakfast problem, the two sat together and thought deeply about what to do next, especially Saitama, who was wearing the shell of Genos, his mind was already fried: what to do?Will it be suppressed by Genos if it continues like this?Do not make jokes!Genos is facing my face now, thinking about it is enough, but why did it become like this, what should I do if I can never change it back? ...

These messy questions made Saitama in the shell of Genos think of a headache, and Genos in the shell of Saitama suddenly stood up: "Teacher, I'm going to wash the dishes."

"It's been hard work." Genos said, sighed, and fell down holding his head: It's so annoying, it's so annoying to be in this state...

Suddenly, Saitama, who had already walked into the kitchen, rushed out, knelt in front of Genos and grabbed his shoulder: "Teacher, I can't help it,

How can I use the teacher's most important body to wash the dishes!Absolutely not!When I think that this is the most important body of the teacher, I can't do it, but I can't ask the teacher to wash the dishes. Although the teacher uses my body, my body is the teacher. How can I order the teacher's soul? Go wash the dishes, the soul of the teacher is as important as the body of the teacher, what should I do, teacher! ..."

"I'm so bored, it's just washing the dishes!" Genos pushed Saitama's head and pushed him away from his face vigorously: "I told you not to get so close!"

……

The crazy day finally came to an end. Saitama and Genos lay side by side on the same bed. To be on the safe side, Genos held Saitama's hand tightly.

"Let's try it first. If we sleep together today, our bodies may change the next day." Genos said calmly.

"Yes, teacher." Saitama nodded obediently: "Today's experience is really precious. Teacher's body is very easy to use. I will write it all down in my notebook."

"No need to remember!" Genos, who couldn't help but want to roar, immediately restrained his voice and coughed dryly: "In short, turn off the lights now, and don't lean your face over."

"Yes, teacher!" Saitama turned around and turned off the light.

The two lay side by side, with their own emotions, neither of them could fall asleep for a while.

Genos coughed dryly, and Saitama immediately responded sharply: "Teacher, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing..." Genos murmured, he just had a terrible thought, what if, like a fairy tale, they had to kiss to get back together?Do you want him to kiss your face?But off