[One Strike Man] Saijie Doujin Collection

Is it self-immolation? ! "

"Haha, after all, he is an actor and a hero."

"Since it is easy to happen to S-class heroes, why didn't Genos burn?" Saitama asked suspiciously.

"Teacher, my metal body has a high ignition point, so it may not be able to burn." Genos said while pinching his jaw.

"Ah, Genos is right."

"So I'm on fire?" Saitama said exasperatedly, "How to solve this problem?"

"Well, as long as you know that those people are paying attention to you, you can make the flame disappear." KING explained seriously: "Zombie man, Banggu, Sweetheart Mask and even myself, all through publishing notices in newspapers, Let all the fans have to write a letter to solve this problem, but, Saitama, your words..." He hesitated, and he hesitated.

"What's wrong with me?" Saitama stared at him and asked forcefully.

"The fire on Saitama is very weak, which means that the reason may be just someone's strong attention. It is easy to find out from many people, but it is very difficult to find a specific person from many people." KING said.

And let's be honest, Saitama's... fans of the bald caped man, are there really? Both Saitama and Genos could hear what KING didn't say.

The room fell into a mysterious silence for a while, until Genos broke it, he raised his arms, confident like every battle: "No matter what, I will definitely find out the guy who caused trouble for the teacher! Burn it !"

"That's right." Saitama nodded heavily, and slapped the table proudly: "Give me another bite, Genos!"

The flames burned a black palm print on the table.

After dinner, Saitama and Genos began to study where the "potential attention that caused the bald man in the cloak to burn" came from. Genos opened his notebook, drew a table carefully, and prepared to write all imaginable possible.Although KING didn't really want to participate in this matter, he still accepted the invitation and reluctantly stayed.

"Could it be a girl?" KING said: "This kind of fire that can be ignited by only one person may be a crush?"

"Ah? A crush?" Saitama froze for a moment, then turned his head disapprovingly: "How is that possible."

"So that's it, the teacher's crush." ​​Genos wrote this line in the first column of the form solemnly: "I always think it's a very difficult crush, what method should I use to deal with it?" He put He put the pen in his mouth and bit it, showing a "really troublesome" expression.

"So, I think too much!" Burnt black palm prints were left on the table again.

"Saitama's crush... I always feel like he's a weirdo or something." As if remembering a joke, KING said, "Isn't there an old saying, 'The person who pays the most attention to you is actually your enemy' some type of."

"Can't lowly humans understand the greatness of the teacher?" Genos seriously wrote the possibility of "weird" in the second column.

"No...I'm just joking..." KING said weakly: "Even a peep|peeping spaceman..."

"Yeah." Genos closed his eyes, stood up suddenly and tore his clothes: "Then just blast it down with an incinerator!"

"Why are you tearing up your clothes?" KING looked at him in shock.

"It's too early to tear clothes off, Genos," Saitama said.

"So that's where the problem lies?!" KING was already dumbfounded.

As a result, after going around in a circle, they found nothing. KING yawned and felt a little bored.

It's just that it's useless to find a needle in a haystack. It's more interesting to go home and play a few games.

At this time, Saitama said: "Oops, today's one is about to end, right?"

"Ah? Which one?" KING asked in confusion.

"Is the teacher talking about specials in supermarkets?" Genos took the conversation as a matter of course.

"I wanted to buy that and that..." Saitama was a little disappointed.

"Well, water spinach and tomato sauce are indeed rare specials."

"How to sleep tonight is the problem. Just sleep there."

"On the tiles in the kitchen? How can this be!"

"That..." Are you communicating on radio waves? King thought.

Suddenly Genos said: "Ah, I thought of it..."

"what happened?"

"If I can't burn it, can I use it to put out the fire?" Genos said seriously: "If I hold the teacher's hand, can I suppress the flame?"

"Oh? Is it like extinguishing the flame of an alcohol lamp with a rag?" Saitama said, looking at KING: "Can you do this?"

"I thought of the tornado. At the beginning, the tornado used superpowers to forcefully extinguish the fire." KING said: "You should try it."

Although Saitama was only in the mood to try it out, Genos grabbed the teacher's hand seriously, and the flames were extinguished in his palm.Genos let go of his hand cautiously, before Saitama could show a surprised expression, he saw the fire burning from his hand again, connecting with the fire on his body.

Really persistent attention.

Saitama burst into flames, hugged Genos completely, fell backwards, and forcibly suppressed the flames on his body, but when Genos stood up, the flames on Saitama's body ignited again relentlessly.

"What if the hug time is extended?" Janos wrote down the results of this experiment in an open notebook, and then asked.

"Try hugging for an hour tonight?" Saitama said, frowning: "I always feel so annoying."

"Huh? Teacher, what's bothering you?" Janos looked at him dully.

"It's annoying everywhere. Doesn't that mean you have to hug each other every night to eliminate other people's attention?" Saitama said helplessly.

"So this is the slot?!" KING once again showed a "teachable" expression.

The three of them kept discussing helplessly until the afternoon, until Fubuki arrived.

"That's the way it is. We suspect that there are aliens who are secretly paying attention to Saitama-sensei, so can I borrow your car to look for aliens in the wild?" Genos asked seriously instead of Saitama.

Fubuki looked at him, then at Saitama, and then her eyes swept between the two of them endlessly, and when they were about to get impatient, she sighed heavily, heavily.

"Do you really want the flames on Saitama to go away?" she asked.

"Yes." Genos nodded seriously, as did Saitama.

"Then, no matter what I do next, Genos, don't move."

"Yes, but...?" Genos tilted his head and was about to say something, Fubuki didn't give him this chance, she raised her hand to cover Genos' eyes.

1 minutes.

2 minutes.

3 minutes.

Surprisingly, the flames surrounding Saitama disappeared.

"Two people who can't even see the thoughts of themselves and the people around them, how dare they care so much about whether there are aliens in the universe." Chuuxue put down his hands, with indifference written all over his face.

END

No.80 short stories

Dear Dr.,

It has been four years since I was rescued from the ruins by you. After choosing to become a reformer, I have been to many cities and wiped out evil forces. Although there are countless monsters and evil organizations that I have defeated, but In this unfair world, I have fully realized the importance of strength.

Although thanks to the doctor's care, I didn't have any problems in life, finances, or spiritual practice, but I never felt that my spiritual practice was insufficient like that moment.

Recently, I feel more and more that I can't do more things. First, I started to fight rashly without analyzing the data, and almost fell victim to the weirdo. Then I met the teacher... No, it should be the teacher I am about to learn that person.

This person is very powerful, but also very difficult to approach. It should be said that he is a master. Not only he himself, but also the place where he works is full of mystery that keeps people away from thousands of miles away. Although I have made up my mind several times , I must break through that invisible barrier and rush in, but I don't know why, once I get closer, I feel uneasy.

Although I also understand that this is just a psychological reaction. Although the door of this store reads "No entry for minors", it seems that the light inside is relatively dim. I think I can break through the invisible barrier.

But why, why was the teacher pushing me out before I even spoke?Not only that, the teacher also said something like "minors should not approach".

After several times of data collection, I feel that I have understood the problem.

Doctor, thank you for your care all the time. If this apprenticeship goes well, I can move out. Because I don’t know how to explain this problem face to face, I chose to write a letter. I think everything is written in this letter. It's clear.

Just in case, I want to double check with Dr.:

I want to learn how to become a strong person from the teacher. First of all, please tell me how to become an adult who can enter the door smoothly? !

from. Genos

"What the hell is this kid going to learn? Can I call the police?" After reading the letter, the doctor knelt down, and his heart was filled with more unease.

"...Excuse me, why did you choose to work here?"

"What can I do if I only recruit people here?!"

"No, there must be other reasons? For example..."

"What exactly are you trying to induce? Get out if you don't buy it!"

push out irrelevant npcs that came out of nowhere