The world of mortals is just right

Xuan Chang left.

……gone.

Go when Jiang Huan is dying.

The monsters in the bar looked at each other, and Jiang Huan would not be able to get off the stage for a while.

He held the sword in his backhand, and the edge of the sword passed, and the monsters fell in a fan shape.

Jiang Huan raised his voice, "What are you looking at? Join in the fun all day long, everyone is afraid that the world will not be chaotic!" With sharp words, he gave a scolding to the monsters in the bar.

He was originally handsome and fierce, but now he was furious like a thunderstorm, which made the monsters stunned.After he also left with oil on the soles of his feet, the monsters came out.

Wu Xingxing said, "Is the boss just now... trying to save face?"

"Hey, this..."

"Tsk tsk."

"What do you say?"

"Ugh."

The monsters sighed and thought together: If you have the ability, you are angry at your wife!

Jiang Huan really didn't dare to get angry with Xuan Chang, Yi Yi was still serving the people, Cheng Sisi and Mei Xiaoyuan followed him back to the yard.

As soon as he entered the courtyard, he saw three roasted sheep in the courtyard. Jiang Huan was sitting on the table, tearing the meat off a leg of lamb with his teeth, and the Dragon Blood Sword was beside him.

Cheng Sisi stretched her neck to look inside, but her uncle didn't pay any attention to his master.He was at a loss in his mind, it's fine if Jiang Huan was irritable during pregnancy, and he fell out with his master and uncle during pregnancy, this little junior sister or younger junior is born, don't have a bad temper than Jiang Huan...

He didn't dare to speak, and Mei Xiaoyuan even looked left and right, not daring to say a word.

Jiang Huan was the only one left in the yard eating like he was venting his anger. He ate so much that he stuffed the three sheep in half an hour.Only then did he feel that something was wrong, just now, he seemed, seemed, probably, vaguely swallowed a lamb rib.

This thing is not digested, and the common operation of snakes is to vomit out the bones.But if he vomited out his bones now and Jiang Huan's face was ashen, wouldn't it be true that he was pregnant?

The atmosphere in the small courtyard was very awkward for a moment, Xuan Chang was in the room, and there were two monsters and one person in the courtyard, with three pairs of eyes facing each other, and sheep bones all over the place.

Jiang Huan swung the Dragon Blood Sword into Cheng Sisi's arms, tilting his head.

"Go, send it in."

Cheng Sisi was almost smashed to the ground, this is not a sword, it is clearly a 20kg barbell.

Cheng Sisi couldn't carry it anymore, so Mei Xiaoyuan went to give her a hand, holding the tip of the sword, and sent one person and one demon to the veranda.

Cheng Sisi knocked on the door, "Master Uncle, Master Uncle, let's return the sword."

After all, they were two juniors, the door opened, their hands lightened suddenly, and the dragon blood sword floated inside.Cheng Sisi let out a long breath and wiped his sweat with his backhand.

The atmosphere was too stressful, Cheng Sisi slipped away before dark, Mei Xiaoyuan didn't even dare to mention dinner, ate two ham sausages, drank a bottle of mineral water, and honestly hung them on the wall.

Jiang Huan stayed in the guest room, really panicked in the middle of the night, and went to the yard to change his original shape.

He really transformed into the original shape. The yard couldn't fit, but it was much smaller. In this dimly lit night, the palm-sized black scales all over his body reflected light faintly, like a mountain piled up with shadows.

He first hovered in the courtyard, twisting his body, but the lamb ribs in his stomach could not be squeezed out.Tails slapped the ground to no avail, so he simply raised his head and swam up the long corridor, repeatedly pressing his belly against the stone steps.

After tossing for more than 20 minutes, the snake opened its mouth wide. Under the moonlight, a sheep bone was broken into bone dregs. The intact part glistened, and the gastric juice was squeezed out from the snake's wide-open throat and fell to the ground.

The huge black snake retched a few times before leaning its head against the small and low stone table.

The huge body shrunk and turned into a human size, the head, face and arms recovered, the lower body was too lazy to change for the time being, and it was still a coiled snake tail.

Light footsteps sounded on the corridor, Xuan Chang walked towards him and put a glass of water on the stone table.

Jiang Huan didn't raise his eyes, his pupils were still red and vertical, showing a strong wildness. [But for the sake of the king, I have pondered so far. 】

His tongue was still a forked tongue, and when it popped out of his mouth and touched the surface of the water, it turned out to be a glass of warm water.

Jiang Huan lazily picked up the water and drank it lazily. When he drank the water, Snake Xinzi had turned into a human tongue, and his eyes were no different from ordinary people.

He licked his lips, "You still treat me well."

Xuan Chang took back the cup, "You know what Cheng Sisi will say when he sees it."

What else could there be? When Jiang Huan thought about that scene, Cheng Sisi couldn't spit ivory out of his mouth, and he was probably shocked, "It's only been a month, and you're so embarrassed?"

There was a chill behind him, goosebumps all over his body in Da Xia Tian, ​​"Come on." After thinking about it, he said, "Hey, do you believe it or not?"

Xuanyuan said that in ancient times, it was difficult for the aquatic people to reproduce, and it was also difficult for the dragon people.But to believe that they would be so kind to make peace is just wishful thinking.

Xuan Chang said, "It's a strategy to delay the troops."

Jiang Huan couldn't help grinning, Xuan Chang and he had an unending feud with the Dragon Clan, and now the Dragon Clan was probably doing something secretly, so they put up the waiver card.If you free your hands, it's your life or your life.

He cheekily said, "Heroes see the same thing." Under the moonlight, those eyes were astonishingly bright, and the tip of the tail had already gently touched Xuan Chang's ankle, wrapping up towards his calf.

But when he got wrapped around his thigh, he was held down by Xuan Chang, his five fingers slightly spread, and he grabbed the tail.

Jiang Huan was dissatisfied, "What are you doing, what's going on, this is going to be hard, right?"

During the cold war for a long time, Xuan Chang took the initiative to bring him water, and he hit the snake with the stick, thinking that the story had been turned.

Xuan Chang bowed his head slightly, and whispered in his ear, "Your nephew is still here."

Jiang Huan's eyes shot through the clouds like thunder and lightning, through the closed door, and shot on the wall with the paintings.

Mei Xiaoyuan was half asleep and half awake in the painting, trembling.

With a cry, Jiang Huan lay down on the stone table and calculated for a while, the tail of the snake changed back to his legs, he propped up his body and swaggered back to the bedroom to turn on the air conditioner.

Early the next morning, Mei Xiaoyuan's trip to Beijing came to an end.

Although she said in advance that she would leave today, she never expected that Jiang Huan would call a courier early in the morning.

Jiang Huan said, "China Post when you come, go back to SF Express. I will send you an airmail."

By the way, I also packed half a box of nutrient soil slow-release fertilizer and half a box of snacks for her, and sent them out at a guaranteed price.

Mei Xiaoyuan looked at the box, and reminded Jiang Huan conscientiously, "Master, you can ask my master for the postage."

The shipment will be delivered after ten o'clock, and at the same time, the SF Express WeChat notification will be sent to friends, and the tracking number will be sent to Mr. Xie.

Jiang Huan felt that he was being benevolent and righteous, and went to pester Xuan Chang after breakfast, "Now there are only two of us left."

Xuan Chang smiled, "Your apprentice."

Jiang Huan scoffed at him, "I was frightened by the cold war yesterday, so I definitely wouldn't dare to come to the door today."

He pushed Xuan Chang onto the bed, and only then did he realize, that's wrong, why did Xuan Chang half push and half accept when I took the initiative to deliver it to my door?

But once he kneels, he can’t get up, anyway, his skin is thicker than the wall, he is humble and sticky, "I swear, I promise, I will do whatever you want today, absolutely honest. I know I was wrong... ..."

Xuan Chang asked, "Do you know what's wrong?"

Knowing that something is wrong is just a cliché, what else is wrong?But Jiang Huan still has the ability to climb the pole when he sees the wind. He thought, "Shouldn't the fault be making up your nonsense?"

Xuan Chang became interested, "What nonsense?"

Jiang Huan scratched his head, "I shouldn't have made you cry in my arms... I shouldn't have made it up that you are virtuous and virtuous... I shouldn't have made it up that you were obedient and obedient?"

Xuan Chang gave a nonchalant "hmm".

This obviously missed the point. Jiang Huan racked his brains and recalled what he said about running the train that day, but he still didn't get anything.

He made a decisive decision and hugged Xuan Chang tightly, "No matter what it is, I dare not, never again."

Only then did Xuan Chang say, "Don't tell me I'm infertile?"

A thunderbolt exploded in his mind, and Jiang Huan finally realized what had offended Xuan Chang.

The original words are infertility, Xuan Chang is a man, and he is originally infertile, but to say that he is infertile does not mean that he is not good in bed, or that he is not good at sperm.

No wonder Xuan Chang couldn't sleep for a while, and he said that he was pregnant, which was hard to say.

Jiang Huan immediately connected, exaggerated and expressive, "Who said you can't, you are very good. I can't, I'm useless, I can't give birth to you, your family really has a throne to inherit."

He spoke in a cadence, Xuan Chang didn't know whether he was angry or amused, "You better shut up."

Jiang Huan, a ferocious big snake, showed his grievance, "Then I shut up, can we..." The human body pressed Xuan Chang suggestively.

His waist was supported by Xuan Chang, and he was ready to move. Seeing that the long drought was about to meet the rain, but he felt the force of Xuan Chang's hand, and said lightly, "Change back."

He looked at his lower body, and it was indeed a human being, so the transformation back refers to...

Jiang Huan understood, his throat felt thirsty, his Adam's apple rolled, and his eyes were full of anticipation.