The world of mortals is just right

Jiang Huan was stunned for five seconds.

Then he was dumbfounded for another five seconds.

He didn't expect that one day, Xuan Chang would ask him, "When will I have a baby?"Usually he opens his mouth and comes, "You give me a baby" "I'll give you a baby".

He hugged Xuan Chang, squinted his eyes, and thought for ten seconds.

"You really want one?"

It feels like one day Yang Guo heard Xiao Longnv say to him, "Guoer, my aunt wants to have a baby."

He didn't expect that such a calm and immortal person like Xuan Chang would still have the desire to reproduce.

Jiang Huan's thoughts drifted away. There are a lot of books on marriage in human beings, all of which are about two people being together, seven years is easy to itch, and many times in the later stage, it is to rely on children to increase enthusiasm and maintain the relationship.

He and Xuan Chang have been married for more than 700 years, taking into account the years when the uncle and nephew of Master Chunjie were forced to live apart due to various reasons of retreat and reincarnation.Could it be that he had suffered a hundred times the seven-year itch and had to find a child to tide over the difficulties?

He met Xuan Chang's eyes, but Xuan Chang shook his head, "Don't think too much about it."

Jiang Huanxin said, you told me not to think too much, so are you just talking about it like I learned from me, or do you really want me to lay eggs for you?

That night, Jiang Huan asked Wang Ba, "How does it feel to be a father?"

Since Xuanyuan got his wife, she smiles every day, enrolls in a parenting class by herself, and learns modern parenting knowledge eagerly with a group of mothers-to-be.

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The old man Xuanyuan has found wives many times, some of these times have given birth to children, and some have no children.However, child psychology and various other researches are advancing with each passing day. When he is on the road again to become a father, it is inevitable that he will compare the knowledge he has learned in the new era with the old experience, which is often a thousand or two thousand words shorter.Jiang Huan and Cheng Sisiyi, including Xiao Zhang Tianshi who treats the united front targets as warm as spring, secretly shielded him.

This time Jiang Huan took the initiative to come to the door, thinking that Wang Ba was going to give a long talk, but Xuanyuan Hui said, "If you say it is painful, it is painful, but if you are willing to suffer, there is still a sense of satisfaction."

Jiang Huan asked, "Didn't your first life end because of your son?"

Xuanyuan said, "Almost."

King Zhou You took many wrong paths, one of which was to insist on making Baosi's son the crown prince, which greatly offended the queen who already had a son.

"But even if I look back now," Xuanyuan said while preparing a prenatal education music disc for Zhao Xueming, "I would still choose this way. Give him the best."

This child is a separate being, but also to you, proof of blood fusion.This proves that it is likely to last forever, he will have his own descendants, and until now, there will still be people in the world with the blood of King Zhou You and Baosi in their blood.

Some people don't need such proof, but some do.

This weekend, Cheng Sisi and Yi Yi came to have dinner again.After dinner, Jiang Huan said that Lacheng Sisi went out for a walk, but actually went to smoke. Xuan Chang didn't want to control him too much, and he didn't tell the truth when he knew it.

It was just dark at seven o'clock in the evening in Beijing, and at eight o'clock in the night, under the street lamp, Jiang Huan said with a cigarette in his mouth, "Your master uncle seems to want me to give birth to a real child."

Cheng Sisi was so frightened that her feet slipped, and she sighed, "To be honest, you... After going over and over several times, I have a psychological shadow on you or my uncle, no matter who is pregnant with one."

Jiang Huan didn't take it seriously, "Just wait, maybe when the psychological shadow will come true."

Cheng Sisi followed him to the courtyard, and couldn't help but mutter, "You didn't want to."

I didn't want to at first, but Xuan Chang can consider him if he really wants to. After all, it's love.But admitting it would be too nasty, Jiang Huan squeezed Cheng Sisi's neck, grinned at him maliciously, and pressed his head to look at the gate of the courtyard, "Someone bought me a sports car in the courtyard within the third ring road, lay an egg What am I not willing to do?"

Cheng Sisi was about to snort, materialistic, vulgar.But when I think about the whole set of money, I can't help but feel envious and jealous.

"...If someone is willing to spend the money of a courtyard house in the third ring road to buy me a solid-state drive, then I am willing to give birth to one."

Fortunately, Mr. Cheng still talks about the relationship between master and apprentice. Before leaving, he persuaded Jiang Huan, "Otherwise, you should find a way to discuss it with your master and my master before you get pregnant, so as not to be like your master and uncle. Only when you have one will you know." not allowed."

Jiang Huan glanced at him and hooked his shoulders, "Do you feel that my master, your ancestor, the gods, will always know what happened to Xuan Chang and me at the first time, as if staring at us."

He said this half in jest, but Cheng Sisi shivered and rubbed his arms hard.

"...You think too much, it's too scary."

Jiang Huan raised his eyebrows, and withdrew his hand to kick him, "Haven't you seen 'Big Brother is Watching You', have you? Go away, don't make me pregnant."

Cheng Sisi rolled away, and Jiang Huan sat in the yard and extinguished his cigarette.

Xuan Chang washes the dishes in the kitchen, and always rinses them lightly before putting them in the dishwasher.

Yi rolled up his sleeves early in the morning to clean up the mess, walked up to Jiang Huan, and wiped the stone table neatly with a rag.

"You doubt the gods..."

Jiang Huanchong, the apprentice who didn't know whether it was her or him now, grinned sharply, and put his finger on his mouth, making an indescribable gesture.

In the past few days, apart from the nuclear bomb Xuan Chang dropped on him, "Would you like to lay an egg", there is still one thing on his mind.

The moment Fengzhong spouted his heart on the mountain, the Ksitigarbha mantra warded off disaster for him.

Chi Chi only saw him in a trance for a moment, but he didn't know that at that moment, he seemed to be pulled into another dimension.

Time also stopped suddenly, it felt like swimming in running water, and the water suddenly stopped moving.

A hazy figure appeared in front of Jiang Huan.

Who puts the soul in the mantra of Ksitigarbha King.

Jiang Huan narrowed his eyes, "Who are you?"

The figure was a handsome round inch guy, he smiled and didn't answer, but said, "The gods are watching you."

This is nonsense, Jiang Huan sneered.Of course, the gods have been paying attention to them, especially Xuan Chang. The gods regard him as a junior because they value his blood and dragon slaying skills.

Immortals monitor them, just like every mortal is being monitored more or less in society, whether it is a camera or big data.

They're on some kind of special watch list, but as long as no one comes to bother them, they can live their lives.

The handsome Yuancun guy said again, "You have the eyes and ears of gods around you."

Jiang Huan's expression became ferocious, "Who is it?"

The handsome guy shook his head, "I don't know."

After this sentence, everything disappeared.Jiang Huan stood in the dense forest, holding a red spear.As if nothing happened, he cleaned up the flock of birds.

Let Yi Yi know about this, because Cheng Sisi is usually the one he bullies most among his disciples, but Yi Yi is the one he trusts the most.

It is impossible for Jiang Huan to doubt all relatives and friends around him. Even if he has the eyes and ears of gods, he doubts all relatives and friends. Once the seeds are planted, he will lose all relatives and friends one day.

Jiang Huan looked at Yi Yi, and said, "You used to be a man, and it seemed normal to see you cleaning the table and sweeping the floor. Why do you change your gender now, and I always find it strange to see you doing these things?"

Yi put the rag aside, and said slowly, "I'm always me, it's just that the gender is different, and other people's attitudes towards me are indeed different."

Most people opposite Jiang Huan. When he saw his life as a woman, he felt normal. Instead, he had to do something that the police should do. He caught the thief and the gangsters.

Jiang Huan waved his hand and said no more.But I heard Yi Yi added, "Actually, you don't need to ask me, you have been in the world for more than ten lives, and you won't vote for a male fetus in every life, right?"