The world of mortals is just right

This weekend, Cheng Sisi wanted to have dinner as usual.He asked around for a long time, asking where his uncle and master went to eat this week, what do you want to eat Shanghai food recently, and how is the old Jitang in the house.

Jiang Huan said, "Then come here, there is something to eat."

Gossip spreads quickly in the world of supernatural beings and ghosts. Firstly, everyone has lived a long time relying on monsters and people, and everyone has a high desire to spread gossip; secondly, relying on the popularization and application of WeChat among monsters and ascetics.

Xiaofushan Daomen plus Mei Xiaoyuan, there are only six active and panting people, there are seven WeChat groups, one is "Xiaofushan Beijing sub-rudder", one Beijing sub-rudder without master uncle, and one Beijing One with no master, one across Huzhou, Beijing, including all members, one including all members but not the only group of Wobiancao lovers, one including all members but not Xiaomeijing, who is over [-] years old , and another one with only Master Xie and two nephews from Beijing.

Because the world is too complicated, Yi Yi chooses to dive in these groups, so as not to post what should not be said to the wrong group and cause a tragedy.

But team leader Xiao Cheng has been active in various groups, actively playing a multi-faceted person, while praising and criticizing Jiang Huan.On this day, he opened the group "No Retreat, No Reincarnation Core Strength" and posted:

Damn it, it seems that Master Uncle did the thing that the King of Hades oppressed the kid is true!

Shopkeeper Xie (Xiaofu Shanshe Homestay, non-holiday discount!): 180 dishes for that one meal, is it true?

Cheng Sisi Steven: Nine out of ten it is true [Thinking] [Thinking]

Then he went crazy at Yi Yi: Hey, have a meal together this week?

It took Yi a long time to reply: I am on duty this week.

Head Xie chatted with Cheng Sisi in private: Go and see if there are really so many dishes. If there are really so many dishes, why don't you ask your master to be a food broadcaster to earn pocket money.

Head of Xie: Although it is said that the joint property belongs to your master, but the source of the huge amount of property of the uncle is not clear, and your master can't rely entirely on marriage.

So this weekend, Cheng Sisi took the ardent entrustment of the master uncle and friends from all walks of life, and embarked on the road to enter the temporary Yama Temple and Snake Cave.

He chooses carefully, breakfast is too early, it is impossible to catch up.It's too late for dinner, what if I can't sleep when I visit the Hall of Yama in the evening.

Finally decided to grab a lunch.

Walking into the alley of the courtyard, he was still a little nervous and anticipating. Of the 180 dishes in the legend, there were only [-] dishes for the Man-Han banquet, which was divided into six meals.

He trotted into the yard and stopped running.

There is a long square wooden table in the yard, one end is in the yard and the other end is next to the promenade. The table is full of dishes, which looks like a buffet.

The kitchen door was open, and the four ghost chefs were busily busy, cooking soup, stir-frying, chopping vegetables, and serving dishes.

The little ghosts brought the dishes to the table like running water, and hurriedly took the dirty dishes back to the kitchen, and handed them to the two dishwashing ghosts, who rolled up their sleeves and washed them in a hurry.

The long table at the other end of the yard sat with one person and one bird in an atmosphere.

Xuan Chang sat in the main seat, and the three dishes in front of him were Taihu Sanbai. He was eating a Taihu white fish.The white fish is silvery in color, steamed with distiller's grains and cloud legs, and the soup is golden in color.

The meat of this fish is fresh and tender, but its spines are as thin as a cow's hair and as thin as a hair, so it can only be eaten slowly.

The grand uncle eats with the usual elegance. Not far away from him, the little Chibi Bi Abao lowers his eyes and holds the bamboo chopsticks, bit by bit pecking at the children's healthy meal in front of him.Picking the edamame in the rice one by one, the appearance is quite elegant, but the root cause is the lack of appetite.

At the other end of the long table five or six meters away from them, Cheng Sisi stared blankly for five seconds, swallowed, and took out his mobile phone to answer the master uncle.

Cheng Sisi: Don't even think about it...he can't do food and TV...

In the courtyard, a big one-horned snake was comfortably coiled on the promenade, with pitch-black scales, red pupils squinting, its tail pointing at vegetables from time to time, and its mouth wide open. Standing on the left and right of his head were two clever little ghosts. , I quickly brought the plate and poured the whole dish into his mouth.

Cheng Sisi let out a long sigh, then quietly took out her phone and added:

I guess if you post him on the Internet, all kinds of science bloggers who recognize animals will have to fight for [-] rounds... It's hard to say whether you will fight or not. Hollywood is probably going to ask you to do special effects...

Team leader Xiao Cheng's temporary one-day trip to the Temple of Yama and the Snake Cave had a great impact on him, both physically and psychologically, so much so that Cheng Sisi left in a daze without even mentioning the dinner next weekend.

This was Jiang Huan's plan. In the blink of an eye, in mid-July, the summer vacation of junior high schools in Beijing began, and Bi Abao's little classmate couldn't find a home, so he played the role of an orphan chick abandoned by a flock of birds.

After all, Jiang Huan and Xuan Chang had never been parents, and even junior high school had a holiday in mid-July, which was new knowledge they had just absorbed.

Jiang Huan didn't realize that something was wrong until the holiday notice came, and the teacher told parents to pay attention to the safety of their children during the holidays and not to fall behind in their studies.

In the great summer time, when Xiaoniao carries a small schoolbag and walks out of the alley to go to school every day, Jiang Huan can sometimes torture Xuan Chang in the yard in broad daylight. After the summer vacation, Xiaoniao squats in the yard every day to write summer homework or cram school Homework, what kind of husband and wife life is there for adults and big monsters!

Jiang Huan offered a big price, bloodletting, and signed him up for a one-month summer camp for noble junior high school students going abroad, and went with Mr. Wu's little fox, Wu Ningwei.

On the surface, it is hoped that the two cubs, the little bird and the little fox, can establish a certain degree of friendship by going abroad, and stop pinching each other every three days to cause trouble for the parents.

In fact, these two little things are sent abroad. When they fight, even if they get a mouthful of chicken feathers or a mouthful of fox hair, the parents will not see it.

The apprentice dared not come to the door, Xiaoniao was also sent away, and Xuan Chang's days of part-time work were counting down. Jiang Huan only felt that the money spent on enrolling Xiaoniao for the summer camp was worth it.

After being full and warm for so many days, the snake couldn't help thinking about that.This day is getting hotter every day. When walking outside without air conditioner, only Xuan Chang is still a little bit cold.

Standing in the courtyard, basking in the sun, his skin was almost cracked. Jiang Huan watched impatiently as Xiaoniao, carrying a schoolbag and pulling a suitcase, got into the car driven by Mr. Wu and took them to the airport.Turning around, he was hanging on Xuan Chang's body, dragging Xuan Chang back to the bedroom with one person, one snake and four legs.

The air-conditioning in the bedroom was so cold that the wind was blowing. Jiang Huan hugged Xuan Chang's waist and put it outside in the sun for 5 minutes. The snake felt like it was peeling off a layer of skin.Xuan Chang's whole body was dry, and Bai Xi's complexion didn't even turn red.

Jiang Huan hugged him and did not let go, and was about to advance step by step, first dawdling, and then asking Xuan Chang to touch him, and when he touched the key parts, that part should already be full of fighting spirit, and strongly demanded to go into battle——

Just then, the phone rang loudly.

Xuan Chang smiled, and the smile lines at the end of his eyes were funny.The atmosphere that had been created with great difficulty was swept away. Jiang Huan squinted his eyes, his face was grim, but he answered the phone with an angry smile.

"Who, talk and fart, I can't finish talking in 30 seconds, I will eat you as a snack!"

On the opposite side of the phone, Wu Xingxing's hair on the tip of his tail stood up, and he threw the phone to Xuanyuan without hesitation, "The boss is looking for you!"

Jiang Huan frowned, sat on the bed, and heard Wang Ba from the opposite side say, "Brother Jiang, something seems to have happened to the monster recently, we all... cough, busy with my wife, and didn't pay much attention. Do you still remember that there was a rabbit monster?" Ever been to the bar?"

Wu Xingxing quietly added, "It came when you had a fake pregnancy, and that rabbit is from Tangshan."