School grass and yard grass

Let's run the bill collectively.

However, this layer of calm is only the surface of a cover for the dark and turbulent lake bottom.At this time, the forum of University W was blown up. The two families who were fighting each other half an hour ago suddenly disappeared as if they were disconnected from the Internet at the same time. The forum site was instantly divided by the Shengyan crowd at the speed of light. Than a world-renowned post covering the forum.

Looking around, the homepage post is a new round of popularity.

The two groups of people who were passionately killing each other were stupid, what kind of direction is this?So did their two days of passionate battle break their loneliness?

Stupid fans, enthusiastic people eating melons, and passers-by who are bored to pass the time, finally gathered together in a post titled "Hammers and materials, on the history of the relationship between school grass and courtyard grass".

The host claimed to be a high school classmate of the school grass and the school grass, and then with a fluent writing style and a concise style of writing, he focused on the relationship between the school grass and the courtyard grass, a pair of bamboo horses who grew up wearing a pair of trousers since kindergarten .Primary school, junior high school, high school, until the arts and sciences were divided into classes, they were all at the same table, and they even lived opposite each other, and their families were still three generations of family friends.

All in all, the host finished the whole post with one sentence as the center, they are buddies who are better than brothers, stop arguing with each other, and be a harmonious and friendly netizen like the host!

In the end, the post exploded, and it exploded in a direction that even the person involved could not have imagined.

"Just now, Equation sent me a message." The righteous master who is at the center of public opinion is actually more like a passerby than the people who eat melons. Wen Shiyang played with the phone with one hand, raised the corner of his mouth, showing the little canine tooth on the right, and smirked Looking at Shao Qing'an, he said, "He said that you sent him a document and told him to obey orders and post on our school's forum on time. Is it true?"

Shao Qing'an, who was completely betrayed by someone, put the hot cup and dishes back in front of Wen Shiyang calmly, then looked up at Wen Shiyang and smiled: "It's true."

Wen Shiyang covered his forehead and smiled so hard that he couldn't see his teeth: "Why are you so funny, you have to write a document and send it over by yourself, are you so free?"

Shao Qing'an, who got in with the No.1 grade in the Faculty of Arts, of course would not be an idler, not to mention the teacher, right now, he is still being pestered by the student union and the news agency, just to lure him in.As a freshman, there are not many people who can be as busy as Shao Qing'an. Wen Shiyang knew this situation, so he deliberately teased him like this.

Shao Qing'an was not ashamed or annoyed, and said softly in a voice that Wen Shiyang had always regarded as open, "I don't like to see anyone who doesn't know you maliciously slander you like this, I will get angry."

Wen Shiyang dragged his long voice in a chaotic manner, and looked at Shao Qing'an with peach blossom eyes full of smiles: "Do you love me so much?"

"Of course." Shao Qing'an's eyes seemed to be nailed to Wen Shiyang's face, and her voice was a little hoarse: "Especially those who hurt you in my name, I will not allow it."

Wen Shiyang was startled, and then he understood what he meant, and suddenly showed a helpless smile. It's been so long...Wen Shiyang didn't want to continue on this topic, fearing that Shao Qing'an would think too much, so he said instead: " But you post as soon as you post, just tell Equation directly, just give a central idea, why bother to write another document, Equation said that you wrote a total of more than 500 words, divided into six paragraphs, and marked Which sub-floor is it, do you have obsessive-compulsive disorder?"

"That's not true." Even when Shao Qing'an expressed his disgust, he had a gentle smile: "As far as the writing style of the formula is concerned, I'm afraid he will sink before he finishes writing the post."

Wen Shiyang thought of Fang Fang's literary skills that he did not graduate from elementary school, and instantly felt that using the word "literature" to describe Equation's articles was a disguised insult to the word "literature".

"Understood, understood." Wen Shiyang echoed the unpaid migrant worker formula without guilt: "I understand your concerns very much. You have done a good job. I will reward you a lot."

Only then did Shao Yuancao look away contentedly.

about fighting

The beautiful morning began with a miserable scream. He Tianyi, a 1.8-meter-eight tall black man, shouted out his girlishness in the dormitory at the top of his voice.

Wen Shiyang turned over, supported the bed railing, stepped on the bed, and fell off the bed in two steps. He stepped on the slippers and didn't run a few steps before he was hit by He Tianyi who rushed out of the bathroom with the washbasin in his arms.

To be precise, he was thrown into his arms.

"There's an assassin!!! Hurry up and escort him!!!" He Tianyi, the eldest, hugged Wen Shiyang tightly, almost suffocating him to death.

Wen Shiyang struggled to pull He Tianyi off his body, rubbed his almost deaf ears and asked, "The brown-clothed assassin sent by the cockroach country again?"

He Tian moved his head more rhythmically than a woodpecker: "Quick! General! Hurry up and regain the lost ground for me! I will reward you a lot."

"Decree." Wen Shiyang skillfully picked up the discarded newspapers, and walked towards the bathroom with arrogance.

He Tianyi hugged the washbasin, stood where he was, and watched General Wen rush to the killing field with admiring eyes.

Before coming to the south, He Tianyi was also a big man in the Northeast who could slap a cockroach to death with a single slipper, and dared to be shirtless in the room in winter.And this pure A man's aura disappeared the night he moved into the dormitory with his suitcase.

"Shouldn't a cockroach be as big as a fingernail?! Why hasn't this unknown creature, which is almost as long as my palm, been taken away by the Academy of Sciences for research?"

This fear reached its peak when the cockroach, which was as long as his palm, flapped its wings and flew into the air.

In the end, when He Tianyi was chased by a cockroach and almost collapsed, Wen Shiyang took care of the assassin for He Tianyi like a god of war with a slipper in his hand.

From that day on, He Tianyi stood in the center of the dormitory and swore that he would be loyal to His Royal Highness Wen in this life, and follow his lead!

It only took Wen Shiyang 2 minutes from entering the bathroom with the newspaper to rubbing the newspaper out, perfectly interpreting what is neat and tidy.

"General!" He Tianyi was so moved that he couldn't move, and shouted at him with tears in his eyes, "Take that newspaper away from me!!!!"

Wen Shiyang grinned, made a precise shot, and threw the newspaper wrapped in the assassin's body into the trash can.

"The cockroaches in your south are terrible." He Tianyi said with lingering fear: "If this development continues, in a few hundred years, the cockroaches should evolve to a size that needs to be tamed by humans! His descendants use this thing as a mount!"

Wen Shiyang sneered: "Find a girlfriend first and then worry about your children and grandchildren."

"You can't say that." He Tianyi strongly disagreed with Wen Shiyang's statement: "We can't turn a blind eye to the fiery life of human beings in the future because of personal reasons. We must learn to put people first and sacrifice ourselves for others."

"Oh?" Wen Shiyang raised his brows alone: ​​"Your Majesty, you have really sympathized with the hearts of all peoples to the extreme, so please work hard and urge the Chinese Academy of Sciences to develop a panacea that can inhibit the growth of cockroaches before you die. Congratulations."

"It's easy to talk about." He Tianyi waved his big hand, "After I tidy up my appearance, I will go to the court to supervise."

Wen Shiyang heheed, turned his head and looked at the clock hanging on the wall, yo, it's almost noon, and the fact that there is no morning on weekends is really a thorny and unsolvable eternal problem.Wen Shiyang stretched his waist in place, thought about the time he had made with Shao Qing'an, then gave up and climbed back to Longtaxin, picked up the bath towel instead, intending to take a shower together with brushing his teeth, washing his face, and then going out early .

Song Qiu and Zhou Tonghao went out early in the morning, saying that there was an activity in the club, and only He Tianyi and Wen Shiyang were left in the dormitory.

When He Tianyi took out two extra bowls of braised beef noodles from the handsome chef from his small treasury, and gritted his teeth, he took out an extra piece of ham sausage and marinated eggs. The beauty of the king's world.But when he turned his head, he realized that Wen Shiyang had already finished dressing, and was standing in front of the mirror combing his hair, as if he was about to go out.

He Tianyi turned around, sat on a chair not far from Wen Shiyang, held two barrels of tributes that had not been honored in the future, and asked, "Your Majesty, are you going to pay a private visit in disguise?"

Wen Shiyang, who was promoted from general to emperor at every turn, has long been used to it. He doesn't learn what is good, and he learns what is bad very quickly. He imitated a contrived head shaking that He Tianyi often uses. Dazed, he supported the screen with his face: "I'm going to be the empress of luck."

Oh ~ date.He Tianyi gave a thumbs up: "The last general sends his regards to the queen."

"Yes." Wen Shiyang gestured OK without turning his head, and continued to look left and right in the mirror.

He Tianyi stroked his bristly hair, and his brain circuit, which has been seamlessly switching between prehistoric civilization and future cities all the year round, will plunge into the interstellar universe again: "Your majesty, you said before that you and the empress were childhood friends. We just knew each other, so did you two fall in love at first sight, or have you been in love for a long time?"

Wen Shi Yang Wenyan rubbed his chin: "Well, good question, when did I fall in love with him... Hey, if you say that, it's really love at first sight, after all, my queen has been very beautiful since she was a child."

How beautiful Shao Qing'an was when she was a child, in fact, she can guess one or two points now.Although there is a saying that it is not good to be old when you are young, there is also a saying that an ugly duckling turns into a white swan, which refers to the kind of children who are not good-looking when they are young, but can grow more and more beautiful.

As for the kind of person who was easy to see when he was young, in Wen Shiyang's impression, besides Shao Qing'an, he was the only one.

This is really not bragging. I think Yang and Shao Qing'an held hands together in Wenshi back then.