Please kill the perverted male lead
Chapter 2 Goldfinger
Chapter 2
Qin Hanchuan said: "Brother...can you wash with me?"
Xu Minyan almost slipped his feet and fell to the ground.
Was it because he was hallucinating that the male lead actually asked him to take a bath together?
Don't be like this, man, I'm afraid.
Xu Minyan coughed: "Senior brother, senior brother has already washed today."
Qin Hanchuan's expression was a little aggrieved, he lowered his head sullenly: "Then... Hanchuan won't wash it anymore."
As he said that, he was about to leave, "Han Chuan is resigning, good night, brother."
"Wait." Xu Minyan called him to stop, thinking that the male protagonist is really a brat now, and he needs someone to accompany him in the shower.He pulled his face down and pretended to be serious: "Don't be willful, what should you do if you catch a cold?"
Isn't it just taking a bath twice a day, what are you afraid of?
"Come here, I'll just accompany you." Xu Minyan said.
The system suddenly reminded: "Host, please don't forget that your task is to kill the male lead. Your current killing rate has changed, from 88.4% to 80%. Please pay attention to your words and deeds."
Xu Minyan was at a loss: "What is the rate of killing the master?"
System: "The probability of killing the hero, referred to as the kill rate. This is a very important statistic. When the kill rate drops to zero, the host will die on the spot."
Xu Minyan: ...
He didn't want to kill the male lead, so the rate of killing the male lead would of course drop.
Compared to being tortured to death after offending the male protagonist, it is better to die with the rate of killing the male protagonist slowly decreasing. Humans are inherently mortal, so it is better for him to die more simply and decently.
He ignored the system and called Qin Hanchuan to his side, only to see that he was still holding something in his little hand.Taking a closer look, it turned out to be a weak bird, petite in shape, snow-white all over, but injured, its feathers were stained with blood, and it was dripping wet, lying quietly in Qin Hanchuan's palm, dying.
Qin Hanchuan said: "It was injured. I found it at the bottom of the well."
Xu Minyan was taken aback for a moment, and then he was relieved:
Yes, children can be taught, children who love animals are good children.
Wait, but... such a good boy, how could he become a pervert when he grows up?
Xu Minyan was suddenly curious, what would it be like to raise a male protagonist?
He wanted to know, if... Qin Hanchuan hadn't experienced oppression, hadn't experienced pain, and had grown up safely, would he not have become a pervert?
If this is the case, there will be no war between immortals and demons, and the world will be peaceful.
In this way, isn't the purpose of the system also achieved?
Xu Minyan was suddenly enlightened, and felt that his idea was really wonderful, and it was necessary and feasible, so he had no reason not to do it.
The system warned again: "Host, please don't be naive, you can't change Qin Hanchuan. Warning again, you can't change Qin Hanchuan."
Xu Minyan said, "How will you know if you don't try it. If you follow this method, I can continue to live, and you don't have to worry about the harmony of the world being destroyed. What's wrong?"
The system sneered: "Since you say so, then do as you please. But the ugly words are up front, if something goes wrong, please bear the consequences."
Xu Minyan said: "Just wait and see, I will definitely train him into a good young man in the new era!"
system:……
The system stopped talking.
Before entering the bathing place, Xu Minyan said to Qin Hanchuan: "Let's take care of this little bird together, and give it a nice name first?"
Qin Hanchuan lowered his head, his dark eyes quietly stared at the little bird in his palm, his expression was surprisingly gentle.He gently stroked the soft feathers of the bird with his fingertips, and said a name:
"ginkgo."
Xu Minyan smiled: "Good name, then it's called Gingko."
To cultivate feelings, start with raising small animals together.
He carefully picked up the ginkgo and handed it to the little boy: "Shuge, take the ginkgo to Mo Xiangu for treatment."
Shuge agreed and went.
Xu Minyan didn't know, the moment he turned around to explain the matter to Shuge, a shadow suddenly flashed in Qin Hanchuan's dark pupils behind him.
The young man stared at Xu Minyan's back, a haze shrouded his immature face.
In fact, he didn't want to save the bird named Ginkgo at all.
Because of the inaction of the senior brother in front of him and the playfulness of other powerful children, he was cruelly imprisoned at the bottom of the well.
In the darkness of the dry well, ruthless memories hit Qin Hanchuan's heart irresistibly.
When he was six years old, he was also in the same dark dry well. The sounds of killing spells outside, the screams of the helpless, the cries of the desperate, and the laughter of the perpetrators, surrounded the darkness like a nightmare. Ri strangled him almost to suffocation.
He will never forget the tragic scene he saw when he climbed out of the well, his eyes were full of blood, severed limbs, and broken internal organs.
The wailing heard at the bottom of the well all turned into the silence of death, and swarms of crows and flies floated above the rotten dead village, savagely pecking at the bodies of former relatives and neighbors.
Now, at 13, he's once again hunkered down at the bottom of the well, bucket after bucket of cold water being poured down.
He kept choking on water, so embarrassed that he had nowhere to hide, but he stubbornly didn't want to make a sound.In a daze, he heard the merciless ridicule of the playboys, and the hatred in his heart grew wildly like weeds.
His teeth chattered from the cold, his body was drenched, and he huddled at the bottom of the dark well, occasionally hearing mice crawling past him on the accumulated water.
After an unknown amount of time, a little bird fell into the well by mistake and hit a small splash in the water.
Qin Hanchuan touched it and felt the bird's warm feathers, fragile bones, and bleeding blood.
The little bird was suddenly touched by him, and immediately let out a shrill scream, which echoed in the narrow deep well.
His eyes darkened, and he suddenly wanted to kill the little bird.
Just a little twist can break a bird's neck, or a little pinch can break a bird's bones and squeeze its guts out.
Like an innocent child accidentally destroying a toy.
Qin Hanchuan showed a smile, grabbed the little bird in the palm of his hand, and stroked it gently:
Now that we've all fallen to the bottom of the well, come with me and break with me.
He slowly pressed the little bird's neck with his two fingertips, and when he was about to apply force——
Xu Minyan came, rescued him from the bottom of the well, and protected him with concern.
He sneered from the bottom of his heart, he didn't know what happened to the elder brother today, why did he suddenly show mercy, and wanted to play a scene of brothers and sisters for whom?
He didn't forget that it was this elder brother who coveted his own Liu Diyu, who allowed him to be bullied by other children. Today, he finally went to the master to ask for justice, but the old master who did nothing actually said that he was not as good as we listened. Listen to Xu Minyan's advice.
Xu Minyan had a marriage contract with the family of Liu Kaiting, the leader of the dude, so he naturally spoke to them wholeheartedly, telling them to take Qin Hanchuan to their disposal, and took advantage of the fire to confiscate Qin Hanchuan's Liu Diyu in the name of punishment——
It was a relic left by his mother, how could it be touched by those dirty hands!
However, his face was still calm and unwavering, and he even had a cute and innocent face, like the little brother next door.
If you want to act, I will accompany you to the end and see how long you can pretend.
He pretended that he wanted to take a bath together, but he just wanted to take advantage of Xu Minyan to take off his clothes, sneak back to his own Liu Diyu, and then hide it in a place where no one can find it.
Even if Xu Minyan kills him, he won't say where the things are hidden.
Over there, Xu Minyan started to take off his clothes.
Xu Minyan was a little flustered.
Because... the structure of the clothes is too complicated, he doesn't know how to take it off, so he can only pull it around casually to see where he can tear it apart.
He tapped on the system: "Is there any props that can quickly adapt to life in another world?"
The system responded: "Is the host talking about cheating? There is a cheating finger. May I ask if the host chooses to activate it now?"
Xu Minyan: "Activate, of course I chose to activate."
The system beeped, and after a while, Xu Minyan...
Xu Minyan didn't feel any changes.
Clothes that should not be taken off will still not be taken off.
His head was full of black lines: "Excuse me... What kind of golden finger is this activated?"
System: "Return to the host, this is the object identification cheat. Whenever you encounter a rare thing, you can know what it is just by looking at it. Remind the host, this cheat is very useful, and it has zero bad reviews so far."
Xu Minyan:? ? ?
What kind of mentally handicapped goldfinger is this?Still have zero bad reviews?
If all the traversers in all the worlds are arranged in sequence, he must be at the bottom of the pyramid.
Forget it, no matter how small a mosquito is, it’s still meat, and it’s better to have something than nothing.
He sighed, and continued to struggle with the clothes, hoping that his junior brother would not discover his abnormality.
Just as he was pulling a knot, something suddenly fell out of his clothes and hit the ground with a crisp sound. He picked it up and looked——
It was a string of emerald and emerald silver inlaid chains, thinly shining on the palm of the hand with a transparent luster, feeling icy, with three small silver characters appearing beside it:
"Liu Diyu".
Click on it with your thoughts, and there are related introductions by Liu Diyu:
The only relic of Qin Hanchuan's mother, one of the sacrifice fragments of Huanfangding, is a treasure capable of overturning the world.
Xu Minyan's eyes almost went dark: he really searched for the relics of the hero's mother!
Not to mention the search, but still so shameless to tie it in his clothes.
Hurry, hurry back and return...!
Otherwise, the dark side of the hero's heart will never be saved.
The question is how to repay this.Wouldn't it seem suspicious to directly say that brother is sorry, your brother is wrong, that brother shouldn't have taken your things, and then I will return it to you?
In any case, since being a senior brother must establish dignity, you must not kneel down and cry out to be a boss, otherwise you will not be able to control your juniors in the future, let alone cultivate your physical and mental health.
He couldn't help but start to appreciate Goldfinger now, he didn't expect that Goldfinger, which sounded so useless, was so powerful at a critical moment.Otherwise, he would really put this beautiful little bracelet anywhere, and it would disappear after a while.
Xu Minyan calmed down for a moment, turned around, pretended to take Qin Hanchuan's hand inadvertently, and stuffed Liu Diyu into his palm: "Here, I'll give it back to you."
Qin Hanchuan was stunned.
This time he was really stunned, without pretending.
He was secretly surprised, the emotions in his eyes became complicated, and he couldn't see what Xu Minyan's purpose was.
Xu Minyan said: "There is a jade collector in that group of dandies. Your little bracelet is of good quality. If he takes a fancy to it, you won't be able to get it back even if you cry. I will keep this one for you today, and I will keep it for you in the future. Call back yourself, don't come to look for senior brother."
After finishing speaking, Xu Minyan highly praised his ability to speak well, and while tugging at it, the clothes were taken off smoothly, and they fell loose at his feet.
He stepped into the pool and sat down, pulling the development belt casually, his black hair floating lazily in the water, lining his skin like a jade sculpture under the moon, and the misty water vapor slowly rippling away.
The little boy by the pool narrowed his eyes, and after a while, he also took off his clothes and went into the bath. He stared at Xu Min who was opposite him and said:
...Brother, it seems that he is not a bad person.
The author has something to say:
Nice bath!
Qin Hanchuan said: "Brother...can you wash with me?"
Xu Minyan almost slipped his feet and fell to the ground.
Was it because he was hallucinating that the male lead actually asked him to take a bath together?
Don't be like this, man, I'm afraid.
Xu Minyan coughed: "Senior brother, senior brother has already washed today."
Qin Hanchuan's expression was a little aggrieved, he lowered his head sullenly: "Then... Hanchuan won't wash it anymore."
As he said that, he was about to leave, "Han Chuan is resigning, good night, brother."
"Wait." Xu Minyan called him to stop, thinking that the male protagonist is really a brat now, and he needs someone to accompany him in the shower.He pulled his face down and pretended to be serious: "Don't be willful, what should you do if you catch a cold?"
Isn't it just taking a bath twice a day, what are you afraid of?
"Come here, I'll just accompany you." Xu Minyan said.
The system suddenly reminded: "Host, please don't forget that your task is to kill the male lead. Your current killing rate has changed, from 88.4% to 80%. Please pay attention to your words and deeds."
Xu Minyan was at a loss: "What is the rate of killing the master?"
System: "The probability of killing the hero, referred to as the kill rate. This is a very important statistic. When the kill rate drops to zero, the host will die on the spot."
Xu Minyan: ...
He didn't want to kill the male lead, so the rate of killing the male lead would of course drop.
Compared to being tortured to death after offending the male protagonist, it is better to die with the rate of killing the male protagonist slowly decreasing. Humans are inherently mortal, so it is better for him to die more simply and decently.
He ignored the system and called Qin Hanchuan to his side, only to see that he was still holding something in his little hand.Taking a closer look, it turned out to be a weak bird, petite in shape, snow-white all over, but injured, its feathers were stained with blood, and it was dripping wet, lying quietly in Qin Hanchuan's palm, dying.
Qin Hanchuan said: "It was injured. I found it at the bottom of the well."
Xu Minyan was taken aback for a moment, and then he was relieved:
Yes, children can be taught, children who love animals are good children.
Wait, but... such a good boy, how could he become a pervert when he grows up?
Xu Minyan was suddenly curious, what would it be like to raise a male protagonist?
He wanted to know, if... Qin Hanchuan hadn't experienced oppression, hadn't experienced pain, and had grown up safely, would he not have become a pervert?
If this is the case, there will be no war between immortals and demons, and the world will be peaceful.
In this way, isn't the purpose of the system also achieved?
Xu Minyan was suddenly enlightened, and felt that his idea was really wonderful, and it was necessary and feasible, so he had no reason not to do it.
The system warned again: "Host, please don't be naive, you can't change Qin Hanchuan. Warning again, you can't change Qin Hanchuan."
Xu Minyan said, "How will you know if you don't try it. If you follow this method, I can continue to live, and you don't have to worry about the harmony of the world being destroyed. What's wrong?"
The system sneered: "Since you say so, then do as you please. But the ugly words are up front, if something goes wrong, please bear the consequences."
Xu Minyan said: "Just wait and see, I will definitely train him into a good young man in the new era!"
system:……
The system stopped talking.
Before entering the bathing place, Xu Minyan said to Qin Hanchuan: "Let's take care of this little bird together, and give it a nice name first?"
Qin Hanchuan lowered his head, his dark eyes quietly stared at the little bird in his palm, his expression was surprisingly gentle.He gently stroked the soft feathers of the bird with his fingertips, and said a name:
"ginkgo."
Xu Minyan smiled: "Good name, then it's called Gingko."
To cultivate feelings, start with raising small animals together.
He carefully picked up the ginkgo and handed it to the little boy: "Shuge, take the ginkgo to Mo Xiangu for treatment."
Shuge agreed and went.
Xu Minyan didn't know, the moment he turned around to explain the matter to Shuge, a shadow suddenly flashed in Qin Hanchuan's dark pupils behind him.
The young man stared at Xu Minyan's back, a haze shrouded his immature face.
In fact, he didn't want to save the bird named Ginkgo at all.
Because of the inaction of the senior brother in front of him and the playfulness of other powerful children, he was cruelly imprisoned at the bottom of the well.
In the darkness of the dry well, ruthless memories hit Qin Hanchuan's heart irresistibly.
When he was six years old, he was also in the same dark dry well. The sounds of killing spells outside, the screams of the helpless, the cries of the desperate, and the laughter of the perpetrators, surrounded the darkness like a nightmare. Ri strangled him almost to suffocation.
He will never forget the tragic scene he saw when he climbed out of the well, his eyes were full of blood, severed limbs, and broken internal organs.
The wailing heard at the bottom of the well all turned into the silence of death, and swarms of crows and flies floated above the rotten dead village, savagely pecking at the bodies of former relatives and neighbors.
Now, at 13, he's once again hunkered down at the bottom of the well, bucket after bucket of cold water being poured down.
He kept choking on water, so embarrassed that he had nowhere to hide, but he stubbornly didn't want to make a sound.In a daze, he heard the merciless ridicule of the playboys, and the hatred in his heart grew wildly like weeds.
His teeth chattered from the cold, his body was drenched, and he huddled at the bottom of the dark well, occasionally hearing mice crawling past him on the accumulated water.
After an unknown amount of time, a little bird fell into the well by mistake and hit a small splash in the water.
Qin Hanchuan touched it and felt the bird's warm feathers, fragile bones, and bleeding blood.
The little bird was suddenly touched by him, and immediately let out a shrill scream, which echoed in the narrow deep well.
His eyes darkened, and he suddenly wanted to kill the little bird.
Just a little twist can break a bird's neck, or a little pinch can break a bird's bones and squeeze its guts out.
Like an innocent child accidentally destroying a toy.
Qin Hanchuan showed a smile, grabbed the little bird in the palm of his hand, and stroked it gently:
Now that we've all fallen to the bottom of the well, come with me and break with me.
He slowly pressed the little bird's neck with his two fingertips, and when he was about to apply force——
Xu Minyan came, rescued him from the bottom of the well, and protected him with concern.
He sneered from the bottom of his heart, he didn't know what happened to the elder brother today, why did he suddenly show mercy, and wanted to play a scene of brothers and sisters for whom?
He didn't forget that it was this elder brother who coveted his own Liu Diyu, who allowed him to be bullied by other children. Today, he finally went to the master to ask for justice, but the old master who did nothing actually said that he was not as good as we listened. Listen to Xu Minyan's advice.
Xu Minyan had a marriage contract with the family of Liu Kaiting, the leader of the dude, so he naturally spoke to them wholeheartedly, telling them to take Qin Hanchuan to their disposal, and took advantage of the fire to confiscate Qin Hanchuan's Liu Diyu in the name of punishment——
It was a relic left by his mother, how could it be touched by those dirty hands!
However, his face was still calm and unwavering, and he even had a cute and innocent face, like the little brother next door.
If you want to act, I will accompany you to the end and see how long you can pretend.
He pretended that he wanted to take a bath together, but he just wanted to take advantage of Xu Minyan to take off his clothes, sneak back to his own Liu Diyu, and then hide it in a place where no one can find it.
Even if Xu Minyan kills him, he won't say where the things are hidden.
Over there, Xu Minyan started to take off his clothes.
Xu Minyan was a little flustered.
Because... the structure of the clothes is too complicated, he doesn't know how to take it off, so he can only pull it around casually to see where he can tear it apart.
He tapped on the system: "Is there any props that can quickly adapt to life in another world?"
The system responded: "Is the host talking about cheating? There is a cheating finger. May I ask if the host chooses to activate it now?"
Xu Minyan: "Activate, of course I chose to activate."
The system beeped, and after a while, Xu Minyan...
Xu Minyan didn't feel any changes.
Clothes that should not be taken off will still not be taken off.
His head was full of black lines: "Excuse me... What kind of golden finger is this activated?"
System: "Return to the host, this is the object identification cheat. Whenever you encounter a rare thing, you can know what it is just by looking at it. Remind the host, this cheat is very useful, and it has zero bad reviews so far."
Xu Minyan:? ? ?
What kind of mentally handicapped goldfinger is this?Still have zero bad reviews?
If all the traversers in all the worlds are arranged in sequence, he must be at the bottom of the pyramid.
Forget it, no matter how small a mosquito is, it’s still meat, and it’s better to have something than nothing.
He sighed, and continued to struggle with the clothes, hoping that his junior brother would not discover his abnormality.
Just as he was pulling a knot, something suddenly fell out of his clothes and hit the ground with a crisp sound. He picked it up and looked——
It was a string of emerald and emerald silver inlaid chains, thinly shining on the palm of the hand with a transparent luster, feeling icy, with three small silver characters appearing beside it:
"Liu Diyu".
Click on it with your thoughts, and there are related introductions by Liu Diyu:
The only relic of Qin Hanchuan's mother, one of the sacrifice fragments of Huanfangding, is a treasure capable of overturning the world.
Xu Minyan's eyes almost went dark: he really searched for the relics of the hero's mother!
Not to mention the search, but still so shameless to tie it in his clothes.
Hurry, hurry back and return...!
Otherwise, the dark side of the hero's heart will never be saved.
The question is how to repay this.Wouldn't it seem suspicious to directly say that brother is sorry, your brother is wrong, that brother shouldn't have taken your things, and then I will return it to you?
In any case, since being a senior brother must establish dignity, you must not kneel down and cry out to be a boss, otherwise you will not be able to control your juniors in the future, let alone cultivate your physical and mental health.
He couldn't help but start to appreciate Goldfinger now, he didn't expect that Goldfinger, which sounded so useless, was so powerful at a critical moment.Otherwise, he would really put this beautiful little bracelet anywhere, and it would disappear after a while.
Xu Minyan calmed down for a moment, turned around, pretended to take Qin Hanchuan's hand inadvertently, and stuffed Liu Diyu into his palm: "Here, I'll give it back to you."
Qin Hanchuan was stunned.
This time he was really stunned, without pretending.
He was secretly surprised, the emotions in his eyes became complicated, and he couldn't see what Xu Minyan's purpose was.
Xu Minyan said: "There is a jade collector in that group of dandies. Your little bracelet is of good quality. If he takes a fancy to it, you won't be able to get it back even if you cry. I will keep this one for you today, and I will keep it for you in the future. Call back yourself, don't come to look for senior brother."
After finishing speaking, Xu Minyan highly praised his ability to speak well, and while tugging at it, the clothes were taken off smoothly, and they fell loose at his feet.
He stepped into the pool and sat down, pulling the development belt casually, his black hair floating lazily in the water, lining his skin like a jade sculpture under the moon, and the misty water vapor slowly rippling away.
The little boy by the pool narrowed his eyes, and after a while, he also took off his clothes and went into the bath. He stared at Xu Min who was opposite him and said:
...Brother, it seems that he is not a bad person.
The author has something to say:
Nice bath!
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