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Topic: Whoever gave me Amway's waves, come out and get beaten!

0L: Fuck!What a fake Amway!I was thrown into a pit by the wedding car Turi!The results of it!This is not a wedding car at all!I want to jump off the car!The two of them just put the word "sarcasm" on their faces, okay?Who is the picture of P!What a genius he is!

……

Rewind the time to two hours ago.

19: 59.

This issue of "March! " can be said to be highly anticipated, highly anticipated, and full of gimmicks.

The program team has been madly promoting No.1 customs clearance since the end of filming. The audience for this program is to watch sports events...or to be more precise, people who want to watch stars being abused by sports events. They are very vicious, and they are very mean to guests who do not behave well—such as Li Ming and his like, there should be no one who behaves worse than him—but relatively, this is also the group with the most serious heart The audience, they are the ones who blow up the good performance of the guests, the fastest way to create a tough guy image is to be fully prepared, and then go to this show for a while.

So when the news of someone clearing the level was released without any concealment, all audiences old and new were blown up, including the audience who had already abandoned the pit due to aesthetic fatigue, almost without exception, became excited, even if they didn't have any feelings at first, they were shocked by this news. The face-to-face atmosphere became agitated, and I couldn't help but turn on the TV or click on the live broadcast.

Then there is the mighty army of "Scorching Sea", those who are addicted to CP, those who have not yet come out of the movie, those who love Zou Hai or Chi Zhuo deeply, and those who don't want to do anything except "Scorching Sea" , Always Ai Wu and Wu Di to watch Shen Xingbo and Lin Guantao share the same stage for the first time.

There is also a group of people who eat melons. Lin Guantao and Shen Xingbo are not traffic stars. Usually, if one of them is on the show alone, it will not cause much trouble, but the two of them appearing on variety shows together. The explosion level is higher than the two of them making a movie together - just watch these two hours to verify the rumors of whether the two are at odds over the years!

In such a huge spotlight.

20: 00.

"March! " started broadcasting.

After the usual aerial shots and the huge list of advertisements, there are familiar colorful figures. Teacher Dadong looks at the sky from afar. As if there were eyes on the back, he acted first, and his melancholy Wangtian changed, "Scared!"—a big face instantly filled the entire screen, and the camera kept taking a few steps back.

"Hello, audience friends! I am your dear teacher Dadong, so let us enter today's program!"

As soon as the camera turned, six people were already standing in a row.Coconut pear. . . . . .

The CP girls sitting in front of the TV didn't listen to what Teacher Dadong was saying at all. After seeing the same badges on the chests of Shen Xingbo and Lin Guantao, they already showed psychedelic smiles.

This delirious smile lasted until Lin Guantao suddenly interrupted Shen Xingbo's words and proposed to act in groups.

"Uh-huh?"

Is there something wrong with this plot? !

However, compared to the plot that took a turn for the worse afterwards, changing groups was nothing. The girls' aunts froze with smiles on their faces without warning, and watched the two of them rushing out on the rock wall. Race against time, exchange cruel words on the rope net, and when the two of them went crazy in front of the silver machine to fight for the final advantage, a cp fan in front of the TV suddenly pulled out his computer and called up the picture of a wedding car for everyone , began to remove the filter indifferently, and sent a lightning bolt between the two of them, and sent a Weibo——

"[Picture] [Picture], before watching the show, after watching the show"

The home was silent, and the people who were still making sugar together yesterday seemed to have completely disappeared.

One-third of them are still struggling, and they will not accept this reality if they don't see the wedding car coming out!

The other third of the filter brands are awesome, such as tsundere, falling in love and killing each other, isn't it a basic operation?

The last third of the time... was as red-eyed as the two teachers, yelling in front of the TV—"gogogogo give me go!" You are hopeless!!! I really misjudged you!!!" "Ahhh I'm crazy, won't you climb over such a broken railing?! Break it!! Break it! "

After the AI ​​segment was over, the audience held their breaths and breathed a sigh of relief, but the hearts of the cp girls rose even higher—obviously, the "wedding car" was about to appear...Success or failure depends on this battle!

Sunshine, lawn, flowers, groomsmen(?) are all in place.

The people on the screen waited with bated breath for the legendary reward, and the people outside the screen waited with bated breath for the final judgment.

When Lin Guantao appeared around the corner in a pumpkin carriage, the cp girl's heart skipped a beat——director, what are you doing!What are you doing in the car!You should be under the car! !

At this moment, countless girls who shared the same hatred were biting their handkerchiefs and wished they could crawl into the screen to pull the director down and stuff Shen Xingbo in!

As if he really heard their voices, the director really climbed down cheerfully—he just needs to be responsible for escorting Lin Guantao to the car to exit the stage. As if he heard their shouts, Shen Xingbo stepped forward.

however.

The conversation that followed was heartbreaking.

"Hey, luckily I didn't win."

"But I'm still the winner."

The two looked at each other, sparks flew, and ridicule hung on their faces.

A cp fan who turned on the computer to watch the webcast was shocked to replay it several times, and paused frame by frame in disbelief, and finally paused to the moment when they just looked at each other and the corners of their mouths just curled up. "Wedding car picture" is an angle, a momentary scene, a long time of silence, sitting for a long time.

In the end, she switched back to the chat page with difficulty, and typed a line in tears.

"Xie Yi came out and was beaten!"

The show ended with everyone's group photo, and the audience who watched the customs clearance changed the channel contentedly, but the fan circle was completely boiling.

……

Topic: Whoever gave me Amway's waves, come out and get beaten!

0L: Fuck!What a fake Amway!I was thrown into a pit by the wedding car Turi!The results of it!This is not a wedding car at all!I want to jump off the car!The two of them just put the word "sarcasm" on their faces, okay?Who is the picture of P!What a genius he is!

1L: Is lz out of his mind?

2L: The P picture is Xie Yi, Lin Guantao's manager, and the Weibo account is Lin Guantao Studio - Xie Yi, let's go

3L: Tsk tsk, this is definitely the fastest collapsed cp I have ever seen. It shows that you can’t be too jumpy. Yesterday, Botao fans were still punching Nanshan Nursing Home and kicking Beihai Kindergarten. They were so arrogant that they seemed to be enthroned today. Look, Bengma is not recognize

4L: Brother 3 wakes up, the anonymous zone just exploded, Weibo has been changed to spoiled X Tsundere

5L: Doting? excuseme? ?The pampering seen in that eye?Did Shen Xingbo throw his whole body on Lin Guantao to hold him back?

6L: Why don’t you stop pampering? Did you see the part about AI? Ask for money and give money

7L: ... Don't say it like you gave me a card, only six, and I took it back

8L: What about rubbing Coke?Before Shen Xingbo came in, Lin Guantao obviously wanted the staff to wipe off the Coke, but was interrupted, and Shen Xingbo wiped it for him after he came in. Isn't this tacit understanding and pampering?

9L: ...No barren words, you picked the filter upstairs, it got into your eyes, too much brain supplementation is a disease, it needs to be cured

10L: Is Lin Guantao considered a collapsed character?Whether it's business, or a sudden delay in business - it's obvious that he regretted it at the beginning, and it doesn't match his previous image. This is too unprofessional

11L: No, you can switch to both civil and martial arts. Shen Xingbo is not at a loss. I have already seen his old fans crying and shouting that he is back.

12L: ...this requirement is really low

13L: Actually, I really don’t understand why they need to open their business. They’re all very old, and those who have achieved success still play this way.

14L: Who knows?Was it lowered?

The author has something to say: I haven't finished writing, I'm hungry, so I sent it first to find supper

Thank you Shengyan Yunuan for the cute little mine, meh!