Master is so mighty

Li Ya Mei Fried Chicken Sticks

seven siu mai

——>> "Mark mile mile boom!"

We were driven out of the demon temple of the dwarf wax gourd by the zombies, and we were forced to retreat all the way to hide in the woods on a hill, so the zombies didn't swallow us alive.

"Damn it! Who the hell is that guy!" The little boss threw his backpack on the ground and beat it up: "Such a peaceful and beautiful village is likely to be destroyed by that scum!"

I also feel annoyed that I can't help the woman who was bullied by the short winter melon, and tried to rescue the townspeople who were given the ecstasy soup by the short winter melon, but they were scratched and driven out by them, but I don't have the sense of justice like the little master Outburst of anger, after all, we can't protect ourselves.

"But he was able to fan so many people..." I took out the water bag and handkerchief in my bag, poured some water from the water bag on the handkerchief to wet the handkerchief, and then helped Xie Qi who was sitting next to me to start Wiping his face: "Those zombies... the townspeople only have eyes for the abalone soup made from the dwarf winter melon. They won't listen to what we say."

Just now Xie Qi ran to the front with Shiro to try to dismantle the plot of the short winter melon, but it turned out that Shiro was thinking too much. The pot was not two-layered, so the short winter melon became more and more arrogant, and even his supporters became more and more angry. Brain-dead, made my man's handsome and handsome face look like a cat!It's unbearable!

He blushed and grabbed my hand: "A Tian... I can do it myself."

"Why are you always so polite to me?" I pinched the handkerchief to prevent Xie Qi from taking it away: "What's wrong with me wiping my man's face?"

Xie Qi's face became even redder. The hand that grabbed my paw loosened, then tightened, then loosened a little, and finally let it hang down.

Is he at my mercy?

I was just about to show my virtuous and caring side, Shiro threw two contemptuous hygienic eyes over: "Master Xie, is it really okay for you to show affection with a savage girl like this? Speaking of which, Master Xie, what is the matter with your eyes?" Ah, to actually fall in love with this kind of woman who is useless except for her looks, and who is super savage and violent with her fists at every turn, I said, are you... Ouch!"

Dudu hit Shiro's forehead with a paw, "A dog can't spit out ivory. Another day, I'll find some thread and a needle to sew up your stinky mouth. Let's see how you keep yelling!"

Dudu is indeed my good sister!But I still enjoy Shiro's balabala, my goal is to be this kind of vase girl who can only see her face!

I said, "Thank you for the compliment, it's better than having nothing to look at."

"...these are indeed two sisters...the eldest sister and the barbaric girl breathe out through the same nostril..." Shiro vomited three liters of blood and fell to the ground.

System prompt: Player Shiro has rushed to the street.

After solving Shiro, we returned to the topic, and Dudu said: "The title of Little Master Chef doesn't seem to work here..."

"I will never give up!" Little Master clenched his fists, saying that he would get up from wherever he fell, which was so inspiring: "I must take care of that liar!"

"Everyone here has changed." Just as the young master expressed his righteous indignation that he must eradicate the cancer in the town, an old male voice came from the direction of five o'clock. The hidden role arranged by the director: "In the past, everyone would come here to offer incense and pray for blessings, and live a diligent life every day... This place in Jiuhua is actually a holy place."

We turned our heads to look at the person who was talking to us, who was an elderly uncle: "It is said that this place was developed by the impact of a comet that fell from the sky 1000 years ago, and the crops here are harvested every year. Great harvest, so the people of Jiuhua used to respect the Comet God very much, "

"Comet?" The young master seemed to be very interested in what the old man said: "Old man, is there really that legend? Can you explain it more carefully? In more detail?"

Dudu saw that Xiaodangjia suddenly became interested in astronomy and was puzzled. Didn't Xiaodangjia only focus on cooking: "What's the matter with you?"

The little master turned his head and looked at us, his orange eyes shone with a brightness comparable to the starlight in the sky: "What the old man said just now may be the key to solving the problem here!"

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"Who is the god who protects you?"

"It is His Royal Highness, the great abalone god!"

"Where do you belong in this life?"

"It's our Holy Land Demon Temple!"

When I walked outside the Demon Temple at the same time as yesterday, the short winter melon inside was tricking the townspeople of Jiuhua again as expected.

A liar is a liar, greedy, I don't think he will stop unless he takes away all the gold, silver, jewelry, real estate title deeds in this town, and makes people in Jiuhua kneel down and lick his shoes every day.

"Are you doing this right? You fake!" Dudu and I followed the little master to the gate of the Demon Temple. Come to happiness, how can you be called a god? I will reveal your hypocritical and ugly mask in front of everyone now!"

Because of the backlight, we stood at the door and the short winter melon couldn't see our faces clearly. When he heard that someone was coming to kick the hall, he immediately became anxious: "Who? Who is it?!"

"Don't you know me? I am the comet god who descended on this place of Jiuhua 1000 years ago!" The little boss walked out with awe-inspiring righteousness: "Looking back at the history 1000 years ago, in Jiuhua, where the grass and trees are not There is a place with a green tail, and the comet sent by the gods came here. The comet turned this barren land into a fertile land, so that people living here They can all have a good harvest, and I——is the God of Comets!"

Dudu, Xiaodang and I were all wearing satin embroidered robes specially made last night, with some oil paintings painted on our faces, plus the props and three strings of Buddhist beads that the old man kindly provided. It really has a taste of 'God'.

"He, he is the legendary comet god?"

"Is he the Comet God?"

"The comet god also descended here?"

"..."

The group of zombies has been brainwashed by the short winter melon for a long time so that its IQ is zero. Any normal person will believe that he is a god.

"The Comet God saw that we Jiuhua people let the rice fields go barren, no longer raised a hoe to cultivate, and no longer respected the sacred beliefs. He came to this place again to wake us up!" The old man who told us the story yesterday mixed in Today, among the army of dwarf winter melon giving soup and collecting tributes, as soon as we appeared at this time, he immediately stood up to pave the way for us, and made our appearance more natural, saying that we hate iron for being weak. I didn’t come out until I couldn’t go down, and I also criticized the people’s abalone worship thinking, which is too stupid and naive.

"Are you kidding me? Aren't you the dissidents who were kicked out of my Demon God's Temple yesterday?! You are not gods at all! How can you compare me to me!" The boss is indeed a boss. Many people are convinced that he has a little bit of IQ following him, although it is not high.

The lackey of Dwarf Winter Melon jumped out and said: "Yes! If you are a god, then you can create miracles like His Royal Highness the Demon God!"

The zombies turned their heads: "Yes, yes! We want to see a miracle!"

"A miracle!"

"..."

"Is it a miracle? No problem!" The little master agreed without hesitation.

Dwarf wax gourd was surprised: "What?"

"I will create a real miracle and smash the lies of that self-righteous god liar!" The little master looked down at the crowd kneeling on the ground and kept kneeling down to the abalone god: "Let all the people wake up from now on!"

"What is a real miracle? Just kidding." Dwarf Winter Melon looked like he felt that he had a magic weapon in his hand, so he didn't pay attention to us at all: "Okay, let's compare and see, is it me? Or you can create a real miracle!"

"Okay!" The little head pointed to a place with his right hand: "The stage for miracles should be the Jiuhua Terrace built by the residents of Jiuhua Town to worship the Comet God."

The little master set a designated place, and the short winter melon expressed that he would not lose the game wherever he went, and then led his supporters and two lackeys to follow us to Jiuhuatai.

"Hey, I'll let you see how powerful I am, His Royal Highness, the God of Abalone!" The short winter melon wanted to make a move first, but the little boss said you were free, so the short winter melon went up: "I will let you guys see me today!" His Royal Highness, the God of Abalone, has never disclosed an unprecedented, unprecedented and miraculous super dry product!"

Dwarf Winter Melon asked his two men to open the box brought from the Demon Temple, and there was actually a super abalone twice the size of a human head inside!

"What a big abalone!"

"It's amazing!"

"This is enough to feed hundreds of people!"

"very scary!"

"I've never seen such a big abalone!"

"..."

It is also the first time I have seen such a big abalone!So strange!

"This is a super-large dried abalone that only I, a god, can have. The average person may have to cook it for seven days and seven nights to restore it from the dry state to its original state. But I am not an ordinary person, I am a god. , so it can be done in an instant," the short winter melon clapped his hands, rolled up his sleeves, and signaled his two dogs to throw the super abalone into the legendary kitchen utensils: "Okay, everyone present, you all give I've watched it carefully, and now I'm going to use a move called Demon God's Hand Power!"

I thought his ult was so powerful, but it turned out that he just recited a witch's spell: "Mark mile mile boom!"

"to be continued"