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On a certain day at 20:00

Jun Moxiao's live broadcast room

"Hey, everyone, let's see what game we can play today?" After dinner, Ye Xiu held an orange-patterned mug and greeted the camera slowly. A series of game icons, looked at the full screen and replied: "If you want to see me draw cards and inhale European spirits enough, if you really want to see it, go to Dazzling Hundred Blossoms, he is addicted to playing, room number 22221, let's go I don't want to send it."

The barrage of people squatting down has already been brushed up when he was talking

Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, super cute and super cute! ! !think! ! !

Shi Geng

Typing with both hands to show innocence

tongue typing prprprpr

When he was talking about Dazzling Hundred Blossoms, the barrage paused for a second, and then there was an overwhelming "hahahahaha".

"Wow, Lord Grim, you're in black again. How about we continue yesterday's game today? I killed more people playing that western region than you!" Along with the yy prompt, a voice came, speaking very fast Quick, say a lot in one breath without panting.

"Daddy Ye Yu, do you still remember that he was sent to prison for labor reform? The bloody ID will be released in three days." Ye Xiu seemed to know that someone would speak suddenly, he was not surprised at all, and only focused on looking for games.

"Rely on me, how do I know so much? It's not your suggestion. Whose skills are better?"

"Facts have proved that I won. You were arrested and sent to prison, and I was still out there." Ye Xiu took a sip of water from the cup, his pale fingers were well-knitted, and he held the handle of the light green bone china cup, looking very good-looking .

A lot of hilarious barrages instantly turned into idiots licking and licking, and a few asked who came.

"You, you, you are shameless! All of you in Xingxin are policemen! You stabbed me to death in the face of hell!" As soon as this matter was mentioned, the voice raised another octave.

Ye Xiu couldn't hold it back, and with a bit of helpless joy, he happened to catch a glimpse of the barrage: "Oh, this is Troublesome Night Rain, the one in the music area, it's messy and noisy, I have to listen to his songs first Tune in yourself."

"You heard the noise? It's a sure hit, it penetrates the soul, okay! And you want to tune my song? No, no! I asked you to tune it for me before, but you didn't do it, and you bought it back by yourself. I secretly tuned it! Lao Ye, do you like me? If you say yes, I will give you free albums in the future!"

The special notification sound in YY sounded at this time.

This Huang Shaotian brought out his real name again.Thinking about it, Ye Xiu pressed the words of rare praise to the back of his tongue, glanced at the person who came, and directly ignored what he said just now, and greeted the newcomer: "The lady boss is here, what would you like to do live broadcast today? "

It was a lady who spoke, and when she heard the voice, she felt that she was a capable and courageous person: "It's been 10 minutes, why hasn't it started yet?" She first complained, then saw the vest on the YY microphone, and muttered in a low voice , "Blue Rain's here, no wonder."

A barrage of greetings to the proprietress rolled over the sentence "I can't help but drag on for time", followed by another "hahahaha".

"Didn't you buy that theater? I remember there is a two-player mode, let's play that. I see that many people have been playing in the past two days." Chen Guo flipped through her little book, and there were records made by herself on it. and analysis in great detail.

Seeing that Ye Xiu didn't answer that topic, Huang Shaotian's heart stopped for a moment, and he didn't press the question, but followed Chen Guo's words and said, "Oh, oh, I have that too! Come on, Lao Ye took advantage of the fact that the captain didn't rush me Hurry up and play a few levels! I have practiced secretly, you will definitely not be able to beat me in this!"

After opening the game and waiting for the connection with Huang Shaotian on the login interface, Ye Xiu lit a cigarette and skillfully sandwiched it between the middle finger and ring finger of his right hand: "Well then, survive to the next level, and the person who gets the most diamonds will win, okay?" Good?" I don't know if it is a habit of speaking, but he bit the accent on "live to" and "up to".

"Bonus points for getting balls of yarn!" Huang Shaotian added after thinking about his words because of the lessons learned from the past. He saw two villains appearing in the dilapidated theater, and there were rough-skinned and thick-skinned cat guards at the corners. Shouted: "Go, go, I'm ready!"

Because Huang Shaotian said that he had already practiced, Ye Xiu didn't politely choose the highest difficulty.

"Wow, aren't you, the highest level of difficulty! How do you know that's what I'm practicing?" Even so, Huang Shaotian was honest, with a smug look, he manipulated the villain to jump onto the villain Ye Xiu, Let a vote of CP party in the bullet screen keep screaming "Awwhhhhh".

The official candy, this trip is worthwhile

Yooooooo

Before the fans were over excited, Ye Xiu bit his cigarette holder, punched Huang Shaotian to the ground, and said vaguely, "Let's go first~"

"Shameless!" Huang Shaotian hurriedly chased after the villain stood up.

In addition to the increased operational requirements, the most difficult level also has hidden drills, and the map has also been expanded a lot, which increases the difficulty of the time-limited level.At a place where he turned back to the jumping platform, Ye Xiu jumped to a higher position first, then took out the cannon barrel and fired a poisonous bubble.

"Hahahahaha Lao Ye wants to bully me? I heard it very clearly. The victory condition is first of all to be alive, and the second is to get more diamonds! I have guarded against you for a long time! Do you think I will jump over to commit suicide hahahahaha" Huang Shaotian narrowly escaped the poisonous bubble while jumping two steps below.

However, Ye Xiu has already jumped to the highest floor with a few poisonous bubbles, ate a diamond on the top, and passed through the bricks to get the hidden wool ball: "Well, I know, Ye Yu, you are always good at catching opportunities. Of course you won't miss what I said."

"Huh?" Huang Shaotian suddenly had a bad premonition.

"So, you think I will try everything to kill you, and then eat as many diamonds as possible." Ye Xiu used the mechanism to fly the bullets. In order to ensure that the two villains can be seen, the map on the screen instantly expanded, and he was caught off guard. Huang Shaotian had no choice but to speed up his movements, he almost jumped too much and fell into the pool, "But there is no need for A++ in the competition between us."

The clearance score of A++ means eating all the drills and wool balls within the limited time of the level, and standing on the platform alive.

The villain controlled by Ye Xiu only ate one diamond and a ball of wool, which was slightly better than Huang Shaotian who ate one diamond.Although there was a very eye-catching flashing green light in the upper left corner, he ignored it and stood on the platform leading to the next level.

In less than 1 minute, the winner has been divided.

After Ye Xiu finished speaking, he decisively cut to yy and sealed Huang Shaotian's wheat, and invited people to enter the test as if he was fine.

The barrage kept refreshing at a crazy speed.

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very surprised

? ? ? ? ? ?

what happened?

Open screen black question mark?

Hahahahahahahahahahaha Lord Grim is bullying Master Ye Yu again! !

Distressed hahahahahahaha

What do you know!This is to protect us [put down the hands covering ears

Hahahaha, the one in front covered his ears

I just let it go hahahahahahahaha

"Okay, let's play it seriously and let them see what the two-player mode is." Ye Xiu flicked a piece of ash into the ashtray, sucked on the butt of the cigarette, and pressed it out.He moved his fingers and let go of Huang Shaotian's mic.

"Um, right, I just said that you can't always play double games with the captain, and I will work for you as soon as I arrive! I want to show you what technology is!" Swallowing what was in his mouth, Huang Shaotian Connected without hindrance at all.

The two entered the game.

A row of "..." flashed across the barrage.

as if nothing happened

Can you get it? ? ! ! !

Suddenly, several rows of red characters appeared on the barrage at the top——

don't you think laughing

Does fried chicken understand Troublesome Night Rain?

Knows when to talk and when to eat

Then the scrolling barrage is silent for a few seconds, and then sliding is all "fucking".

The scarlet letter boss said it seemed to be true!

Let's officially send out candy together! ! !

Of course, there are also those who don’t like this pair sourly post a few words: "Your Yejun is in the same frame as sugar", "The brain hole is so strange", "It’s a shame not to write articles", "Is it annoying to use CP" submerged in the red and yellow representative colors In the barrage.

However, it was quickly wiped out by the barrage of "66666".

I saw the two villains in the live broadcast quickly passing through one level after another. No matter it is the current column, the quagmire, the barb, the prison cat, or the strange stuffed creature with its tongue, they can't stop the two people's footsteps. With the perfect use and mutual cooperation of the props, not only the time is extremely fast, but also the drills and wool balls in each level are taken care of.

In addition to the background music, every level has Huang Shaotian's non-stop commentary: "This level is simple, look at the Juggernaut's double jump and slide shovel to speed up!!! Here you can jump like this, hehehe, the prison cat is stuck I can’t get out of here! Then get the drill easily! By the way, Lao Ye, there’s a hidden place on your right…” His official avatar is a swordsman with a lightsaber, so there’s nothing wrong with calling himself that.

The villain controlled by Ye Xiu had turned in and eaten the diamond while he was speaking.

"Well, I just want to say that there is a driller there, wow, don't drive the boat by yourself! Come back and pick me up!"

The two people's movements are too fast, the operation is smooth, and Huang Shaotian keeps talking, the audience's vision and hearing are obviously misaligned, and the viewing experience is extremely bad. Except for "6666" or "2333", it seems that there are only these three on the keyboard. key can be pressed.

Ye Xiu, who had been concentrating on the game all the time, only echoed Huang Shaotian with a couple of hmms and said, "Hurry up, jump over."

"I'll go!" Huang Shaotian yelled, throwing a poisonous bubble resignedly, the angle was very biased, just when the audience thought he had crashed into the bubble and was poisoned to death, they saw him cushion his feet with the poisonous bubble, then After a second stage, he landed steadily on the boat, "Hahahahaha, the skills of this Juggernaut are amazing!!!"

The two of them worked together to quickly reach the finish line by boat. After completing this big level, when the game characters returned to the theater level selection interface, Ye Xiu lit a cigarette, took a deep breath and said, "I've broken you so badly, if it wasn't for you I overturned the boat and you drowned."

"Do you have so many things to do to pick me up?!" Huang Shaotian was furious, but he didn't refute the matter of overturning the ship, acquiescing to Ye Xiu's statement.

A barrage of "????"

Cut to the live broadcast interface and just saw a question mark on the screen, Ye Xiu said: "Why, don't you believe me? I didn't fool him. I will edit and upload this live broadcast. If you don't believe me, go watch the video. It's over, it's over, I'll return tomorrow Gotta go to work."

"Hey hey..." Seeing that he was going to leave, Huang Shaotian hurriedly asked him to stay.

"Hey what, your voice is gone? Tomorrow you are going to the recording studio." Ye Xiu quit the game, and the live broadcast was still on. "Do you want me to call your captain?"

"Don't, don't, don't! I'm going offline right now, can't you take care of your throat?" Huang Shaotian remembered that he still had a schedule for tomorrow when he heard the word captain.Talking didn't affect him at first, but when he was with Ye Xiu and heard Ye Xiu's voice, even though he simply agreed, he couldn't help but get excited, and his tone of voice was a few degrees more bold than usual. Cold sweat came down my back.

Seeing that he finally remembered, Ye Xiu stopped urging him and turned to the camera to say good night to the audience: "Thank you for watching, I'm going to download the broadcast, tomorrow at eight o'clock, see you soon!" After finishing speaking It was neatly withdrawn.

YY is still on the hook, but they opened a small room with only three people, him, Huang Shaotian, and Chen Guo.

Ye Xiu saw Huang Shaotian's free mic flickering. Although there was no sound coming out, he must still be there.

He said, "What's wrong?"

"Old Ye, how do you know that I'm going to the recording studio tomorrow?" Huang Shaotian asked.

"In view of your friendly companionship, I will give you a small surprise in advance."

"Hmmmm?"

"It's over, go offline and go to bed~"

Huang Shaotian looked at the only two names left on Mai Xu, clicked offline, threw himself on the bed and tossed and turned, unable to figure out whether this surprise meant he knew his schedule or what would happen tomorrow, but no matter what kind of surprise it was, it was enough .

After kicking his legs indiscriminately, Huang Shaotian, the vice-captain of the Blue Rain Group, the little prince of the singing world with thousands of fans, smirked.

Chen Guo who stayed in yy: "A mouthful of dog food."

Facing the black screen for a long time, the audience fans who refused to leave for a long time finally had time to chat.

"Oh my God, the male god is so handsome!!"

"I've also downloaded this game. If I can pass it, I can pass it, but I can't do it like a male god!"

"I didn't dare to breathe just now, and I couldn't catch my breath until I passed the level interface, it suffocated me"

"Hahahaha the lung capacity in front is really big"

"Did the ship really sink just now?"

"I'm dumbfounded when I say that"

"Suspected that I watched a fake live broadcast"

"Doubt my 2.0 vision"

"The video comes out and waits for the boss to edit it"

"+10086"

"Ye Jun's party is weak, I have a bold idea, gentlemen."

"Tongye Jundang thinks what you think is very reasonable."

"Yejun + group 00000001, don't bring the rhythm here" [House Management]

"Troublesome Night Rain [Tsundere Face]: You don't even come to pick her up"

"Good or bad! They beat your chest with small fists!"

"Hahahahahahaha, the true mother in front of her mother is a personal talent !!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

"Applied for approval by the organization"

"Application +1"

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