If I leave, you must come

Huang Shaotian always felt that the voice of "XXX, grandma called you to eat" was particularly shameful.Of course, as a hungry man who has not had enough to eat in eight lifetimes, when he hears that it is a long drought and a thousand dews, there is only a thousand lines of tears, so how can he be ashamed of it.

When he got indoors, Huang Shaotian was finally willing to take off the zong leaves all over his body, revealing the hoodie inside.

Huang Shaotian once loved to wear a hoodie very much. When it was hot, he rolled up his sleeves, and when it was cold, he put on a hood, and when it was colder, he wrapped it in Ye Xiu's windbreaker. He looked youthful and invincible.However, after he was hurt by the cold in H City, he shrank and refused to go out unless he was wrapped in a cotton jacket.Ye Xiu also thought it was pretty good, otherwise, who else would be the one to suffer from the cold.

As soon as the bloated coat was taken off, Huang Shaotian immediately regained his youthful, lively and uplifting appearance, as if he hadn't lived through the past ten years.

"Lao Ye," Huang Shaotian poked at him, looking at the people outside who were still waiting for a table, "You made a special reservation today, you're so clever, give me a thumbs up."

"Shaotian, is this the first day you know brother? Brother has always been strategizing and winning thousands of miles."

"Go away, sister Su decided, what about her?"

"Our two old men can ask out for dinner, do you think she will have no one?"

"Hmm... But, speaking of this, Lao Ye, don't you never care about this kind of life? How come you come out to eat?"

"I read the news today..."

"The one whose husband didn't treat his wife to dinner or give her gifts for 20 years and was hacked to death?"

"Hey, let me go, Shaotian, your precise self-positioning is really gratifying, but do you think I am the kind of person who is greedy for life and afraid of death?"

"Yeah, don't you guys who play tactics just think about how to better 'greed for life and fear death'?"

"Hehe, don't say that you seem to be different, the most famous opportunist in the alliance!"

After retiring for several years, their life and glory have gradually drifted away. Now that these titles are spoken from each other again, it feels like a world away.

Both of them were stunned for a moment, and Ye Xiu continued: "The news I saw said that Glory will hold a commemorative event for its [-]th anniversary."

"They gave you vouchers here?"

"Vulgar! Can you stop looking at me with such a materialistic point of view," Ye Xiu severely criticized Huang Shaotian, "Didn't I remember that our tenth anniversary is almost here?"

"I'll go! You remember this!"

"That must be, Huang Shaotian's earth-shattering confession is hard to remember."

"Fuck, fuck, roll! Forget about it!" Huang Shaotian abruptly changed the subject, "What about surprises and presents? Just this meal?"

"Choose one?" Ye Xiu flipped the magazine on the table to the advertised product, a whole page of luxury watches.

"I went to Mr. Ye and finally made a fool of myself," Huang Shaotian casually flipped through the two pages, the 0 behind each watch blinked blindly.He closed the magazine solemnly, looked at Ye Xiu, "Old Ye, I don't think it's right for you to do this. If you want to show your sincerity, don't you rack your brains and prepare a gift for me yourself one month in advance? Your behavior is the same as dumping me now." What's the difference between my check book? If you don't know, you might think that some CEO came out to support college students again."

"Young God, you said you are a college student, are you embarrassed to look in the mirror?"

"Ye Xiu, your sister! I really didn't say that! The girl downstairs, who just moved here, asked me if she went to the same university as her the first time I saw her. of!"

"How does the little girl look at people now, does brother look like such a superficial and blind person?"

"Your sister!" Ye Xiu's words sounded wrong, but Huang Shaotian couldn't figure out what was wrong, so he frowned thoughtfully.

"Hehe." Ye Xiu opened the magazine again, "You don't pick me."

"Hey wait a minute," Huang Shaotian glanced at, "You might as well choose me, then this one, are you really going to give it?"

"That must be!" Ye Xiu greeted the waiter, "Hey, can I buy this magazine?"

After getting permission, Ye Xiu tore off the picture of the watch that Huang Shaotian picked up just now, and wrapped it around his wrist.

"It's very suitable, you have vision." Ye Xiu folded the paper and stuffed it into Huang Shaotian's palm, "Put it away."

"Fuck you, Ye Xiu, you don't like me, I believe you are a pig!" Huang Shaotian crumpled the paper and stuffed it back into Ye Xiu's hand, and ravaged Ye Xiu's beautiful hands by the way, "There is no such thing as a pig!" Prepare gifts, next week's housework will be yours!"

"Isn't it supposed to be me?"

"Then next week and you too!"

The two were talking, and the food was served.Ye Xiu was driven back to his seat by Huang Shaotian.