[Sword Three + Journey to the West] The Great Sage invited me to patrol the mountains

Haven't heard what I said yet. "

"I won't listen, I won't listen, I don't want to hear!" Jiang Yanchen covered his ears.

Scorpion essence: "..."

At this moment, Jiang Yanchen suddenly raised an alarm: "The five aggregates are all empty!" With a shake of the Zen stick, the nine rings jingled, and a golden light wound towards the scorpion spirit like a vine.

There was a flash of light in the eyes of the scorpion, and the silk thread in his hand was dazzling, and he was able to block the blow.He chuckled softly, "I was careless."

Then Jiang Yanchen's eyes blurred, and he raised his Zen staff and made a crisp sound of "Ding": "Shadow Capture!" The golden vine wrapped around Scorpion Jing's arm, and instantly pulled her into Jiang Yanchen's arms.

And at the next moment, the red silk thread wound up along Jiang Yanchen's ankle as if he had received some order.But because the scorpion spirit ran into his arms, he tied the two of them together, from feet to chests ♂ tightly ♂.

Jiang Yanchen: "..."

Scorpion essence: "..."

Very good, although the effect of "I don't want to be beaten" has been achieved, but I always feel that something is weird.

Jiang Yanchen: "Can you untie this thing?"

Scorpion spirit: "... yes."

"Untie it." Jiang Yanchen sighed.

Scorpion spirit: "No."

"You..." Jiang Yanchen lowered his head in confusion, his face covered by the scorpion spirit's hair.

"Unless you promise me a request."

"Uh..." Jiang Yanchen smiled slightly, "I'm a monk."

"So?" Scorpion asked back.

"I won't double cultivate with you..." Jiang Yanchen said awkwardly.

"Who wants to double cultivate with you stinky men?!" Xie Zijing raised his eyebrows, looked at him angrily, and lifted his foot hard to crush Jiang Yanchen's instep.

Jiang Yanchen blushed instantly, partly because of embarrassment, partly because of pain: "Then what do you want me to do?"

The scorpion spirit raised her head and gradually regained her composure.The ribbon flowed down the bodies of the two slowly like a stream.

Jiang Yanchen felt the sense of urgency surrounding him suddenly disappear, so he couldn't help but raised his hand and rubbed his arm.But he felt the scorpion spirit take a few steps back, and then heard her snap her fingers, and the ribbon wrapped around his ankle like a small snake, making him unable to move for a moment.

Xie Zijing raised his hand and pushed him, and Jiang Yanchen slowly sat down on the stool behind him.

"I, I want to tell you a secret." Scorpion looked at him with a smile.

Wait, I don't want to hear it, can I!Jiang Yanchen roared inwardly.

"Did you know that the king of the Daughter Kingdom has lived for 500 years." The scorpion spirit half-climbed on his body, turned to stare at Jiang Yanchen intently, and said quietly, "Don't you want to know why?"

Jiang Yanchen resolutely said: "I don't want to."

A flash of hostility flashed in Xie Zijing's eyes, and he opened his mouth. Jiang Yanchen felt a stabbing pain on his bald head, and with a cry of pain, he raised his hand and touched two bloody holes on the top of his head.

At the same time, the long-lost system sound rang.

"Ding ding ding. The hero suffers from a poisonous attack. He loses blood continuously every hour and cannot stop. If he cannot detoxify within three days, he will die from the poison. The task of 'detoxification' is released, do you accept it?"

Seeing the row of toxic dots on his head, Jiang Yanchen stared dumbfounded at the scorpion spirit and wiped the corner of his mouth: "What about the little monk, do you want to know now?"

The author has something to say: Looking through the comments in the past two days, such a poem always pops up in my mind

"The hallway is deserted, and the eldest is married as a merchant's wife..."

Do you feel my sad state of mind? (╥﹏╥)

By the way, tell everyone a ghost story——

I'm done eating the manuscript! ! ! o(╥﹏╥)o

☆、21|No.20 once

It was getting late, the sun was hanging staggeringly in the west as if drunk, and the sunset was pouring from the sky, covering the earth.Pedestrians outside the city hurried to the city, and people in the city hurried home with small baskets and a day's harvest.

There was only one person, passing the city gate slowly, with a rather lazy expression, which was out of tune with the surrounding scenery.If you look closely, his steps are a bit vain and unsteady, fortunately he still holds a Zen stick in his hand.

"Elder Tang, why are you coming back now?" The four girls who sent Jiang Yanchen out of the city at first sat in a teahouse for an afternoon.They didn't get the news that Jiang Yanchen was captured by the monster.So he stood up, looked at him innocently, and asked.

One of the girls stared at him and suddenly said, "Oh, Elder Tang, why are you wrapping your clothes around your head?"

Jiang Yanchen followed her curious gaze, reached out and patted his head, saying, "Cold."

"..." The four girls looked at each other, "Elder, it's already spring, why is it still cold?"

Jiang Yanchen said solemnly, "Young monk has no hair."

"Pfft." The leading girl was instantly amused, she covered her mouth and took a peek at him, she said shyly, "Elder, hurry back, Your Majesty may be in a hurry."

"Wait, elder, you didn't bring back the spring water?"

"Ah, I have asked my big apprentice to bring it back." Jiang Yanchen straightened his cuffs, nodded and said, "Let's go."

Helplessly looking at the poisonous attack above his head, Jiang Yanchen sighed.Not to mention that his blood bar was dropping a little bit, this attack also had a debilitating effect, he now felt like he was stepping on cotton, because he was in a state of battle all the time, he couldn't even meditate to push himself to sit blue.

The little monk was very tired.

There were still two blood holes on his head. Although the bleeding had stopped, it was scary to be exposed to the outside. Jiang Yanchen had no choice but to cover his head with his cassock, making himself look like an Arab woman.

The little monk is not only tired, but even the image of Yushu facing the wind will be greatly reduced!

As soon as he stepped into Guanglu Temple, he saw Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha clamoring at the door for some reason. Zhu Bajie stopped his movements suddenly, and shouted with wide eyes: "Master!"

Jiang Yanchen glanced at the four girls next to him, and coughed lightly: "Bajie, why are you panicking?"

"Master, where have you been? Eldest brother is back, he didn't say a word, and he didn't tell us what happened." Zhu Bajie said.

"Yes, Master." Monk Sha also greeted him, "Did you meet Senior Brother on the road?"

"Cough..." Jiang Yanchen snorted, "Where's your elder brother?"

"Oh, master, let's not mention senior brother!" Zhu Bajie hastily grabbed Jiang Yanchen's hand and dragged him into the room, "Look at junior brother."

"Ao Lie? What's wrong?" Jiang Yanchen was taken aback.

"Little, little brother wants to give birth to a child!"

what? !

Jiang Yanchen followed them and hurried in.The room still looked like he went out in the morning, but Ao Lie was half leaning against the head of the bed, with a dazed expression on his face.

Hearing the movement, he seemed to wake up. Seeing Jiang Yanchen, stroking his stomach, looking a little frightened, he called out "Master" in a low voice.

His eyes were still a little red. I don't know if it was Jiang Yanchen's illusion. The quilt covering his stomach seemed to bulge slightly. The visual impact of this was too great.

"Ao Lie, what are you doing?"

"Master..." Ao Lie glanced at him with some grievances, "I, I want to give birth to this child."

Jiang Yanchen rolled up his sleeves and wanted to slap him hard on the head, and he said with some resentment: "Tell me, did the king of the daughter country instill something incredible in you?!"

"No." Ao Lie lowered his head.

Jiang Yanchen didn't speak, just silently watched how he lied.Sure enough, Ao Lie couldn't help it after a while: "I didn't say anything, just persuaded me to give birth to the child."

"Why were you born? To be a stud/horse in Daughter Country?" Jiang Yanchen said expressionlessly.

"Master." Ao Lie blushed, "Why do you say that?"

"Then what else should I say." Jiang Yanchen looked at him.

Ao Lie scratched his hair, and before he could figure out how to refute, he heard Jiang Yanchen's extremely serious voice: "I say no."

"Why QAQ?" Ao Lie said with a sad face, "The queen said that she can give birth."

"Then you don't want to go to the West with me to learn Buddhist scriptures." Jiang Yanchen said, making up the knife by the way, "Don't even try to find your sister!"

"..." Mentioning Bi Xin, Ao Lie bit his lip.

"Finally know what I'm going to do?" Seeing his appearance, Jiang Yanchen turned around and said, "Bajie, bring that spring water and give it to your junior brother to eat."

I finally know what I'm here for.Jiang Yanchen repeated in his heart that he should know better than anyone else.Play this game and go home!

Zhu Bajie responded and ran out quickly.Jiang Yanchen looked around, but didn't see the person he was looking for, so he asked, "Wujing, where's your brother? Did he drink the spring water?"

"Ah?" Monk Sha looked surprised, "Brother is also pregnant?"

"..." It's over, did I accidentally expose something!

"I only saw that senior brother brought the water back, but I didn't see what he had... Oh, senior brother's face is a little pale, could it be that he just had an abortion?" Monk Sha thought to himself, his expression changing unpredictably , and finally couldn't help but put on a smile, "It turned out to be like this..."

"You didn't hear anything!" Jiang Yanchen took his hand excitedly, "I promised to be my teacher, but you didn't hear anything!"

"Okay, Master." Monk Sha couldn't help laughing, and suddenly stopped, frowning, "Master, why are you dressed like this?"

"Eh?" Jiang Yanchen patted his head and changed the subject, "Uh, where's the Queen?"

Monk Sha pointed to the opposite room: "Over there..."

"Okay, you and Bajie take good care of your junior brother. I have something to do with the Queen." Jiang Yanchen searched around the room, got his Pilu hat, pulled off the cassock, and put the hat on , gave an order to Monk Sha, and walked towards the room where the queen was.

The scorpion spirit told him that the queen lived for 500 years.He didn't believe it at all.In a country that hasn't changed its emperor for 500 years, maybe it's a monster?People can't be so calm.What's more, how did the scorpion spirit know this?How long has she pretended to be a national teacher?

He didn't ask for these news, but he had some guesses in his heart.

After a moment of hesitation, Jiang Yanchen knocked on the door.

"Please come in."

Pushing open the door, Jiang Yanchen was instantly stunned by the sight that greeted him.

The furnishings in the room are simple, with a square table in the middle.The Queen is sitting here pouring herself a drink, smiling.Opposite her, a familiar figure was sitting there, holding a wine glass, looking quite at ease.

Sun Wukong?Why are you sitting here drinking!

The author has something to say: Jiang Yanchen: You agreed to save me!The little monk was cheated!

Sun Wukong: ╮(╯▽╰)╭My grandson never said it~

Group mua one~ Those who should go to work tomorrow will go to work, and those who should go to class will go to class.cry

☆、22|No.20 Second round

Sun Wukong sat at the table, feeling very uncomfortable.

Jiang Yanchen admitted that he was a little bit unhappy at this moment.Sure enough, the novels are all deceptive, what master is captured by monsters and rushes to rescue him every minute, it is completely different when it comes to me, right? ?Master was taken away by a monster, so it's fine if he doesn't come to save him, and he doesn't tell his juniors. Is it really okay to sit here and drink with peace of mind?

The little monk is going to throw the table in anger, okay?

"Oh, here we come." Seeing him, the Queen squinted her eyes and smiled, "It's all here."

Jiang Yanchen walked in aggressively, sat next to Monkey King and stared at him.As soon as Sun Wukong entered the door, his eyes fell on him, but he didn't speak. Compared with his usual willful and stubborn appearance, he seemed soft and restrained.

"Brother Monkey." Jiang Yanchen said, "Did you kill your child?"

"..." Sun Wukong turned his head away, his face turned green instantly.

Jiang Yanchen felt that he was sitting on the Monkey King, and couldn't help laughing out loud, it exploded beautifully!

"Haha, Brother Sanzang is angry." The queen laughed, her eyes bent into crescent moons, "I blame the Great Sage for not saving you in time."

Jiang Yanchen hurriedly said: "No." After finishing speaking, he secretly glanced at Monkey King, but suddenly found that Monkey King turned his head and looked at him without saying a word, and quickly looked away, and sat up straight.

"Obviously it is." The Queen said, "It's still the same as before, just love to act like a baby in front of the Great Sage."

"...I didn't." What is acting like a baby?Has anyone come to explain the usage of this word to Xiaoseng?Why do I always feel that something is wrong? !

Sun Wukong didn't know what he thought of, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, but it was fleeting.He looked at Jiang Yanchen and said, "My old grandson is not in such a good mood to see you acting like a baby."

"I bother……"

The queen smiled and watched them choke each other, and couldn't help but join in the fun and said: "Ah, I was wrong, not acting like a baby, but seeking attention." The pink bubbles on her face seemed to be very happy to watch.

Jiang Yanchen is about to blow up, what the hell is he seeking attention?Do you need to brush up your presence?By the way, who would do such a sissy act!

"The bald head is already very bright." Sun Wukong said solemnly, "What more presence do you need?"

"I..." Jiang Yanchen looked confused, I was speechless? !

The queen interrupted their quarrel with a smile, and said, "But brother Sanzang, you really can't blame the Great Sage for this matter. If you want to blame, blame me. I won't let him go."

Jiang Yanchen was taken aback: "Why?"

"He just... what kind of child." After Sun Wukong glanced at him lightly, the queen quickly changed her words, and at the same time handed Jiang Yanchen a wine glass, "I'm afraid my body won't be able to bear it. Besides, I probably know what happened to you."

Queen wait!I said earlier that I love the little monk, I like the little monk, and I want to give birth to a monkey (heavy fog) for the little monk?Is it okay to slap your face every minute?The little monk's head was cut with two bloods!cave!hole!Jiang Yanchen roared.

"I know she can't do anything foolish." Having said that, the queen changed the subject, and rushed towards her face with a condensed breath.

Who said that labor and management have been opened two bloody holes!Jiang Yanchen was about to reach out and take off his hat.The queen did not receive his turbulent brain waves, and directly put the wine glass into his hand: "Brother Sanzang, drink some wine."

"..."

"Today can be regarded as the reunion of old friends, which is a gratifying event." The queen raised her glass and said happily.Compared with the first meeting, she obviously let go a lot.Jiang Yanchen noticed that the pink calamus flower was still pinned to her temple.

Sun Wukong raised his hand and bumped into her lazily.

Jiang Yanchen paused his hands in mid-air, hesitantly repeated: "Old friend?"

"Yes." The queen gulped down her drink and looked at him with a tranced smile, "I, the Great Sage, and you, of course, are old friends reuniting."

Jiang Yanchen put down his wine glass and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable: "But, it's clearly the first time I've met you."

As if she didn't hear him, the queen poured him wine on her own, raised her hand for another glass of wine, and said with a smile: "I remember you couldn't drink at all before, is it still like this now?"

"I..." Jiang Yanchen felt that the words were in his mouth but it was difficult to spit them out, "I'm not the person you said." He could see that something was wrong with the queen after a few glasses of wine.

"Brother Sanzang is talking nonsense again." The queen's smile gradually disappeared, her gaze was cold, and she stopped while staring at Jiang Yanchen.

Jiang Yanchen bit the bullet and said: "It is indeed the first time you and I have met... The Queen is probably drunk."

"You're talking nonsense!" The queen put down the cup abruptly, and the foot of the cup hit the table with a "thud" sound, almost shattering.She couldn't suppress her emotions any longer, and raised her voice, "How could I be drunk? It's obvious that you were drunk, and you forgot..."

She leaned on her arm, as if immersed in a dream that could not be awakened: "I am here, and I have been waiting for you for 500 years. For 500 years..."

Tears rolled down her cheeks, Jiang Yanchen stared at the crystal clear teardrops, and felt a strange feeling.His body and soul were split, he knew that he should look very sad at this time, but he didn't feel anything.The soul floated in the air and looked at him coldly, as if looking at a monster.

"500 years?" he heard himself mutter.

The queen closed her eyes, pointed at Monkey King, and said with a wry smile, "What kind of day is it. But I'm not alone, and I have this monkey waiting with me."

Jiang Yanchen was stunned, and turned his head to look at Monkey King in disbelief: "500 years?"

The queen raised her head from her arms, her face was blushing, and she was a little dazed: "He didn't tell you?" Seeing Jiang Yanchen shook his head, the queen was a little surprised, looked at Monkey King and said, "You became his apprentice, but you didn't tell me?" tell him?"

"I didn't say anything." Sun Wukong, who had been silent all this time, shook his head, "Or, there's no need to say anything."

"Why is it unnecessary?" The queen was a little sullen, "You have done so much, why, why didn't you say it?"

Jiang Yanchen was surprisingly calm now. He turned to Monkey King and said word by word: "I want to know."

Sun Wukong tilted his head slightly, his gaze pierced through him and he didn't know where to look, with a confused expression on his face, even a little confused: "I don't know what to say..."

However, in the next second, he grabbed Jiang Yanchen by the collar and pulled him towards him.Jiang Yanchen unconsciously stretched out his hand to support Sun Wukong's chest, their foreheads touched, and their breaths were entangled, like two vines entangled.A golden light instantly submerged into Jiang Yanchen's consciousness——

With a bang, a flower bloomed.

The author has something to say: Is there anyone else watching? ⊙▽⊙Come out and make a fuss~