The counterattack career of the magic stick

However, it can only be said that people are unlucky, and drinking water can get stuffed between their teeth.

Sun Mao’s car is an R8 coupe, with a top speed of 290km per hour, and the speed on the road is not too low. Sun Mao is not a person who follows the rules, and it is the rush hour for getting off work. Filled the car.Sun Mao drove his car recklessly all the way, seeing every stitch, and after passing a traffic light, the car let out a dark fart proudly, and drove away with curses from behind.

Yao Yan drove a second-hand van between the two long queues, looked at the invisible silver-gray coupe with a sullen face, and could feel the cold air on his head from far away.

"Damn it, you're such a scumbag that you don't even care about driving a car."

The little prickly head secretly glanced at him, but didn't dare to respond.

After the car started walking slowly, it didn't go far. There was a slight vibration, and it suddenly stopped and turned off.

Yao Yan's face completely sank at this moment, "Damn, what a broken car, it's just fucking delaying my business."

The little stab head hurriedly comforted him, "Don't be angry, don't be angry, pay attention to your image! You are a woman now, and you are still a big beauty who is loved by everyone!"

"..."

Yao Yan's anger immediately dissipated. Looking at the densely packed vehicles in front of the car, he took off his seat belt and prepared to open the door and get out of the car.This frightened the little thorn, you know, they are in the middle of the driveway, there are endless vehicles on both sides, if one of them is accidentally hit, it will be a godsend.

The little stab head hurriedly asked, "Master, what are you doing!"

Yao Yan quickly packed up his camera and mobile phone and packed it in a newly bought bag, and said quickly, "It's not a problem to stay here, I'm going to chase Sun Mao, you drive back first, wait for my call, If I don't come back before twelve o'clock, you remember to call me, and don't forget your master again."

"How can it be!" Little Thorn touched his face, hiding his blushing face behind his palms.He was ashamed that he could play Tetris to the point where even his master forgot.

"Come on, I don't know you yet, don't cover it up, look at my makeup? It doesn't have any makeup!" Yao Yan reached out and knocked off the hands that were covering his face with small thorns, and his delicate face with light makeup came closer In front of the little prickly head, this light makeup is a temporary lesson from the salesperson who sells clothes, and the effect is obviously good.

The little prickly head opened his eyes, and what came into his eyes was those big eyes that were so fascinating that people would not pay for his life. The little prickly head's heart trembled. Controlled, it landed on Yao Yan's lips covered in purple red lipstick, nodding his head hastily, "No, it's beautiful!"

If this mouth is kissed, it must be sweet to death!As soon as this idea came up, the little prickly head was so shocked that he didn't dare to move at all.Oh, how could he have such an idea!Even if the master is beautiful, but he is a man, and he is also his master, how can he kiss!That's incest, and he has a wife waiting for him at home, by the way, he must have been led to ruin by his master.

The little thorn quickly withdrew his eyes and muttered, "See no evil! See no evil! See no evil!" Daughter-in-law, don't blame me, I am loyal to you, the master is too evil, no one can Resist!

Yao Yan looked at the ever-changing movements of the little thorn in a happy mood, and said with a smile, "Look at your useless appearance, your master is helping you improve your ability to resist temptation, not to mention, being a woman is especially beautiful. This is a really cool feeling!" It was originally a small trick that was born on the spur of the moment, but now it has developed into a means of making a living. I have to say that Yao Yan not only has a body suitable for being a woman, but also a mind suitable for being a woman.

After brushing his hair in the rearview mirror and being satisfied with his makeup, Yao Yan took the combat tools and opened the car door, stepped on ten centimeter high heels and got out of the car gracefully.

At this time, a Japanese car drove over. After seeing Yao Yan who got out of the car suddenly, he slammed on the brakes. After the screeching sound of the brakes, the driver opened the window and scolded, "What's going on? You're looking for death!" After seeing clearly that the person scolded by him was a big beauty with blond hair and long legs, the driver paused and fell silent.

Suddenly, there was a bang.A muffled sound sounded, the Japanese car shook, and the rear of the car was rear-ended by the following car.

So, the driver of the Japanese car was dumbfounded.

So, taking advantage of the moment when the driver was dumbfounded, Yao Yan stepped on high heels across the road and fled quickly.There is no way, he has no money to pay, and he is not to blame for this.

So, the drivers who lined up in three long queues saw a tall, sexy, blond beauty wearing a pair of high heels and slashing across the road. Her movements were so fast and her speed was so fast!They all put their heads out of the car window to look around, for fear of missing a glance.

After appreciating this scene, I expressed the same emotion.This woman, in a word, bull!

The little spur stared at this scene dumbfounded. The thrilling scene just now caused the heart that was hanging in the throat to fall to the same place.Then came a deafening burst of laughter.

Nima, his master, why is he so interesting!quite funny!

After laughing for a while, he was awakened by the sound of horns from the long line of vehicles behind him. Then the little spur remembered that the car was still on the main road, and immediately moved from the passenger seat to the driver's seat cursing, and restarted the car.

The moment the car started to move, the little thorn suddenly thought of something, Nima, he doesn't have a driver's license, uncle traffic policeman, don't pay attention to him!

After Yao Yan crossed the road, he hailed a taxi and got on the taxi.If he remembered correctly, the route Sun Mao took was to the south of the Third Ring Road. He remembered that the information Lin Xi gave him showed that Sun Mao had a high-end apartment there.After getting in the car, Yao Yan reported the location of the apartment. Whether he can guess correctly depends on his luck.

Facts have proved that Yao Yan is still lucky.Although the taxi uncle peeked at Yao Yan several times from the rearview mirror along the way, he still dressed very conscientiously on the path and arrived at the destination Yao Yan said in less than half an hour.

When getting out of the car, Yao Yan took out a hundred-yuan bill and handed it to the taxi uncle. When he got out of the car and saw the silver-gray coupe approaching from a distance, his eyes froze. A sentence popped up: At critical moments, Grandpa Mao is still reliable!

After the taxi was far away, Yao Yanmao hid in a corner with his waist down.After seeing Sun Mao's car parked at the gate of the community, Yao Yan thought of a question.This kind of community is generally more strictly checked in and out. Sun Mao has a house here, so he can come in and out at will, but how can he get in?This kind of lot that only authenticates but not recognizes people is not a beauty trap that can work!

At the moment when he was frowning, Yao Yan didn't think about it anymore, and took out his camera to take a few photos.Then, in the camera, Yao Yan watched Sun Mao's car slowly stop at the gate of the community, and it seemed that he didn't plan to go in.Just when Yao Yan was wondering, Sun Mao got out of the car and walked towards the gate of the community.At this time, a slender and sexy woman appeared at the gate of the community, a bit like a modern version of Lin Daiyu.When Sun Mao saw it, he immediately hugged him affectionately, and the two walked towards the coupe parked at the door together.

Looking at this, Yao Yan would be really stupid if he didn't know what the two of them were going to do.The thought of having to stop the taxi to follow them, and the picture of Grandpa Mao leaving him again, made my heart bleed.

Damn, can't you just stop?Are you awesome when you have money?Do you take us poor people seriously?

Cursing is scolding, Yao Yan still has to find a way to follow.Seeing the affectionate appearance of the two Sun Mao hugging the woman, Yao Yan rolled his eyes and thought about it.

Putting the camera into the bag, shaving his hair, and straightening his dress, Yao Yan put his head together and walked gracefully across the road in high-heeled shoes.

At this moment, Sun Mao and the two just got into the car and had a passionate kiss with Xiao Qing'er. Yao Yan, who happened to be seen, took a picture of this scene with a camera.After finally breaking the historic moment, Yao Yan was overjoyed.After taking a few snaps, the man walked a few meters in front of the coupe and turned around.

After the passionate kiss, Sun Mao started the car excitedly, walked two steps, looked up, and saw a tall blonde beauty fell in front of the car.

Sun Mao was startled, braked quickly, hurriedly opened the door and got out of the car, crossed the front of the car and walked towards the blonde beauty who fell in front of the car. After approaching, Sun Mao knelt down and asked softly, "Miss, are you okay!" After seeing the face in front of him clearly, Sun Mao was startled, and then his eyes lit up, isn't this the beauty who didn't eat her mouth last night?

It has to be said that the beauty in front of him is much prettier than Xiao Qinger. Seeing Yao Yan, Sun Mao's lust began to waver again, but he still remembered that this beauty was taken away by Li Ke. At night, he was still attached to this beautiful woman in his heart, but it was delivered to him today, which is too coincidental.

Yao Yan has been secretly looking at Sun Mao, not missing his skeptical eyes, but he has a magnanimous heart, I am here to seduce you, to find evidence to kill you, what to do.

If you think so, you can't say that.So, Yao Yan looked at Sun Mao pretending to be surprised, and said annoyedly, "It's you, it's such a coincidence, why am I always ashamed in front of you." While speaking generously, he rubbed his ankle with his hands, Seeing her coquettish appearance, Sun Mao could not remove her eyeballs as if they were glued to her body. He had long forgotten about the love in the car and said quickly, " Are you sprained? How about I take you to the hospital?"

Sun Mao forgot Xiaoqinger, but Xiaoqinger did not forget him. Du Keer sat on the passenger seat and stretched his head, watching him and a blonde beauty sitting and chatting, and couldn't sit still. , immediately opened the door and got off the car and walked over.

"Honey, what's going on?"

Listening to the woman's tired and crooked voice, Yao Yan wanted to vomit in his heart. While disgusting Sun Mao's gaze, he said softly, "No need, I'm fine." Then he stood up under Sun Mao's gaze , just took a step and fell to the ground.

Sun Mao quickly supported Yao Yan, and said to Du Ke'er who was walking over, "Ke'er, quickly open the back seat for me." Then, he leaned over and picked up Yao Yan with both hands.

Seeing Sun Mao casually hugging a strange woman in her arms, Du Ke'er's expression darkened, but she controlled her expression very well, and immediately turned around and opened the rear door of the coupe.

After Sun Mao carried Yao Yan into the car, he started the car and drove towards the nearest hospital.

The old God Yao Yan was sitting in the middle of the back seat, with an unkind smile on his face turned away.Today, not only did he take pictures that broke through history, but also allowed him to ride in a luxury car for free without spending a piece of Grandpa Mao. Feeling the weird and awkward atmosphere in the car, Yao Yan felt very comfortable as a super light bulb with 100 million volts .

This feeling is so fucking cool!

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