Encounter of future farming and cultivation of immortals

Lin Luan stood by the porch, watching the two hugging and hugging in front of him, hugging and hugging.Ping Zhan's big eyes were all squinted, he leaned against the door frame, his head resting on his palm, looking obsessively at the robot in front of him, reluctant to let go: "Xiao Nuo~ I'm going to work~ Be good at home and don't worry~ I'll come back to accompany you after work~ Chirp Chirp Chirp~"

Sure enough, it was a robot raised by a pervert, Ping Zhan. Lin Luan watched as a light screen appeared on its head: (ToT)/~~~ Ruan Mengzheng Taiyin: "Ping, Xiao Nuo hasn't seen Ping for a long time, Xiao Nuo Nuo is obedient and takes care of Little Maomao at home, you must come back to see us early. Chirp, chirp, chirp!" Then, from nowhere, beautiful and sensational music wafted out, making going to work into a farewell.

The moment the door closed, the music stopped abruptly.Xiao Nuo turned her head and stared at Lin Luan blankly, the light screen was completely dark.

Lin Luan had absolutely no experience in communicating with a machine, so he had to stand and wait for its next move, so as not to change.

A beam of light shot out from the light screen, Lin Luan subconsciously wanted to hide, but he didn't.The beam of light spreads out immediately when it hits the body, forming a half-meter-square light spot, and then the light spot moves up and down, from head to toe, and then from foot to head.And repeat this process, repeat this process over and over again.

After a few minutes, the scan stops.Zheng Taiyin was no longer soft and cute, and the mechanical voice asked coldly: "Why did your bone shape change dramatically? In all the records, there is no such growth form of dogs in the animal kingdom Chordate, Mammalia, Carnivora, Canidae. Maomao, have you undergone genetic modification? ——During the period when I was dead, the technology has been greatly improved, it seems that I desperately need to upgrade, I hope my CPU is still compatible.”

Lin Luan reacted for a while, resisting the urge to hit someone: "Because, I'm not a dog."

Xiao Nuo stopped and scanned Lin Luan again: "Instruction: Take care of Mao Mao. Refer to the images and physical signs provided by Ping to confirm that you are the one to be taken care of. Please confirm your identity, whether you are Mao Mao."

Lin Luan stared at the sky speechlessly.The mechanical voice continued: "Please confirm your identity, are you the Mao Mao that Ping said."

How can a human argue with a machine?Lin Luan turned to watch TV and decided to ignore it.

But it is impossible for a human being to be as patient as a machine. Standing beside Lin Luan, Xiao Nuo kept asking over and over again: "Please confirm your identity, is it Mao Mao? Please confirm your identity, is it Mao Mao..."

Lin Luan was so annoyed that he said firmly, "I'm not Maomao." Only then did the fool admit that he was a dog.

Xiao Nuo continued to ask: "Are you sure? But all your data are consistent with the target of the command. Command: Take care of Mao Mao. Please make sure you are not Mao Mao."

Lin Luan raised his forehead: "Yes, sure, I'm not a dog, not Mao Mao. I have nothing to do with the person you ordered."

Xiao Nuo suddenly said in a relaxed tone: "Okay, it's confirmed. ——I said that Mao Mao is so cute, how could he become like you when he grows up. I was so scared that I thought I had lost memory."

Lin Luan was thinking about what "you look like" in his mind, when he saw Xiao Nuo turned his head and ran to the wall, opened a palm-sized hole, stuck his finger in the dock, and stopped moving.

At noon, Lin Luan's stomach growled, the flesh body was really the biggest bug.And this time Ping Zhan didn't even leave him a small pill!

So he asked Xiao Nuo who was stuck by the wall: "Is there anything to eat?"

Xiao Nuo's light screen flashed, and he replied, "Without yours."

Lin Luan thought, are they planning to test my degree of starvation?I thought about the robot's answer "without you", oh, "you". "Who's there?"

Xiao Nuo kept sticking his fingers into the wall: "Instruction: Take care of Mao Mao."

So I'm not Maomao, I can't get your care, I don't have anything to eat!

Lin Luan has black lines all over his head.This logic is very smooth, without any flaws.

Do you want to admit that you are a dog?Of course not!But how to get the necessary survival information?It is unrealistic to reason with a machine, but it is easier to talk about logic. "But I meet all the criteria for an instruction object."

Xiao Nuo continued to intervene: "Instruction: Take care of Mao Mao."

"There are flaws in this instruction itself. The focus is on taking care of individuals who meet all the characteristics of the codename 'Maomao', not the codename itself."

Xiao Nuo: "Instruction: Take care of Mao Mao."

Unable to continue arguing with a machine, Lin Luan turned around and went to the back room, and began to meditate with all his heart turned upside down.If it's a big deal, just skip a meal, or starve to death.Just as he was about to run to the third small week, he suddenly felt that something was wrong. When he opened his eyes, Xiao Nuo was scanning him with the light screen on: "What are you doing?"

Xiao Nuo, mechanical voice: "I found no brain wave fluctuations, and the data is being collected..."

Lin Luan got up silently, went back to the outside room and continued watching TV.Within 5 minutes, Xiao Nuo followed and continued to scan: "I found no brain wave fluctuations, and the data is being collected..."

Lin Luan grabbed the robot's hand, pulled it closer to him, and asked, "Why do you keep scanning me? Can a robot be so unfriendly to humans?"

Xiao Nuo's mechanical voice: "There are no creatures in the security area, which do not match the established identity, and the safety cannot be confirmed." Continue to scan.

"Don't pretend to be a machine, I saw you bid farewell in peace and tears this morning."

Xiao Nuo withdrew the light beam, changed from a mechanical voice to a positive voice, and said arrogantly: "Before, Ping was only good to me and Maomao, where did you come from? When you came here, you wanted to take our Maomao's position, and you even asked for your name." Rob." At this time, there was already some crying: "Where did you get Mao Mao..."

Lin Luan thought it was funny that artificial intelligence could be so jealous that it could be so advanced.It’s easy to think, we, a cultivator who has lived for more than 200 years (although he has never been away from his master and never earned money to support his family), can’t deal with a robot doll?If Xiao Nuo is coaxed well, there will be more chances of escape.

Then, Lin Luan sincerely told Xiao Nuo what happened after he passed through. The focus of the story was that he sacrificed his life to save Ping Zhan from dying.

And confessed: "I have only been here for a few months, and I don't know the whereabouts of Mao Mao. You can think of it this way, Ping Zhan likes Mao Mao so much, and now he gave me this name, which is another form of gratitude. So, You see, I am not malicious to you, especially to Ping Zhan, but very helpful." So you have to be nice to me.

Xiao Nuo went black for a while, nodded and said sincerely, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have made things difficult for you. And thank you for helping Ping Zhan."

...so easy!Lin Luan didn't know what to say.

At this time, a brilliant (*^_^*) appeared on Xiao Nuo's screen: "To express my apologies, let me cook something delicious tonight. What do you like to eat?"

Lin Luan generously said, whatever.Make all the delicious things you are good at!I haven't eaten normal food in almost a month! !

Xiao Nuo first asked Lin Luan to choose the TV station he wanted to watch at will!Pick whatever you want from the constantly jumping channels!Pick whoever says "I want to watch this" Xiao Nuo can let it stay and watch it!right!Casual look!

Lin Luan was lost in the picture that changes every 5 seconds. Half an hour has passed, and there have never been two duplicate channels... Is this the feeling when the emperor flipped the card in the feudal society?Is this the case of local tyrants sweeping shopping malls with a pocket of RMB on their shoulders?It's so sour, it's not like people who can only watch one channel for several months can't feel it at all!

Here, Lin Luan, a junior patient with Stockholm Syndrome, is still immersed in the ecstasy of being able to change channels at will, while Xiao Nuo has already skillfully ordered food and opened the kitchen to start cooking.

When Ping Zhan opened the door, he saw two black-haired little heads together watching TV amidst the tempting smell of food.It feels like home, so warm~

Xiao Nuo instantly jumped up and jumped into Ping Zhan's arms: "I miss you so much~" Chirp Chirp, embraced his face and kissed several times.Ping Zhan responded enthusiastically: Chirp, chirp, chirp!

Loud kisses echoed through the room!

Lin Luan...do you want to be so hot...

The food shield slowly opened, revealing the rich food that Lin Luan had been looking forward to for a long time.Amidst the dazzling array of cups and plates and the smell of food mixed together, Lin Luan finally felt the beauty of this moment: finally had a decent meal/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

The food was very delicious, but Lin Luan only took a few mouthfuls, and it was difficult to swallow after alleviating the raging hunger in his stomach.

The next two are performing very disgusting scenes:

Xiao Nuo: (Putting Ping Zhan's sleeve, the screen is full of flowers) Ping~ After so long, I can finally cook for you with my own hands~ Jiu Jiu Jiu~

Ping Zhan: (Holding Xiao Nuo's rectangular metal head, chirping, with tears of excitement in his eyes) Xiao Nuo!I finally ate the dishes made by you again~ Jiu Jiu Jiu~

Xiao Nuo: Ping!Let's sleep together tonight~ Tell me how you came here without me all these years, ah, Xiao Pingping is so lonely and pitiful~ Chirp!

Ping Zhan: Yes!After you crashed, no one will sleep with me!So pitiful, pitiful!Choo Choo Choo!

The two embrace each other, chirp!Chirp!Chirp!

Lin Luan... so disgusting... what should I do if I can't eat anymore...

Ping Zhan raised his head from Xiao Nuo's arms, saw Lin Luan next to him with a stomach ache, and smiled "hehe".He lowered his head to Xiao Nuo's light screen and said "Chirp!" Then he stretched his neck and pointed at Lin Luan's face, "Chirp!"

Lin Luan (⊙o⊙)

When Xiao Nuo saw it, she leaned over and aimed at Lin Luan's face: Chirp!