Encounter of future farming and cultivation of immortals

Ping Zhan started to stay in bed again!Lin Luan is very happy!

The two went through a tug-of-war when they got up, kissed and touched countless times, and finally sent Ping Zhan, who was already late, out the door.Before going out, Ping Zhan squinted his eyes with dark circles under his eyes, and said, "Daughter-in-law~ Otherwise, I won't go to work in the future~"

The veins on Lin Luan's head were throbbing, it was like raising a child!If you are coaxed well, you will act like a baby and push your nose on your face;

Complaining non-stop in his heart, his hands didn't stop for a minute, and he sent Ping Zhan out and began to tidy up the house.The whole room was filled with an ambiguous atmosphere, Lin Luan opened a window next to the vegetable rack, and watched the sunlight shine through.Each cabbage is as tender and yellow as the fluff of a duckling, which is really cute.Lin Luan looked at them for a while, and inexplicably, various poems and sentences appeared in his mind... "The tender buds of Cangclaws bloom with dew tea, and the small handfuls of red roots make smoked vegetables"...

Lin Luan (⊙o⊙): I still have time to recite poems!

As a scientific cultivator who has never received universal education from mortals since he was a child, Lin Luan has never put his mind on piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry and wine in his life. He even has the kind of natural disdain for science students towards liberal arts students: What is it?What's the use?You may have read this poem before, after all, people who cultivate immortals can basically remember it with their photographic eyes, but they have read it a lot, why do they remember it?

——Sure enough, people who fall in love have distorted personalities...

Lin Luan felt that he was too hypocritical, not at all rigorous and simple as a scientific person, hum!

But...it's quite appropriate..."Cangzhao Tender Shoots Bloom Luming", those sour literati have no other skills, and their appreciation level is still very reliable.Open the window, the light sunlight shines unobstructed on the tender cabbage, the breeze blows, and the cabbage trembles... Lin Luan's body and mind are called love by others, and his name is dopamine (+ serotonin, testosterone, nerve growth factor) And oxytocin? No, it’s not yet the oxytocin secretion stage!) full of things, rippling with the bok choy in the mid-autumn breeze.

The rippling scientific man Lin Luan did a very unscientific thing.Since it is "opening dew tea", how can there be no dew?The planting system is root drip irrigation, and it is impossible to see water on the leaf surface.If you want to receive water, you have to raise the kitchen first. It is very troublesome to get it out after it has been packed.Lin Luan was sunburned lazily, he didn't want to move his nest at all, and his mind was controlled by all kinds of love hormones, he abandoned his good character of hard work, and simply spent some extravagance, getting water from the spring in Zifu.When it’s time to sprinkle it on, I feel it’s too wasteful. It takes so long to accumulate such a little amount. After struggling for a long time, I carefully hang a few drops on some of the best-looking leaves in the best sunny position.

Hanging the water droplets, adjusted several angles, and finally half-folded on the vegetable rack, with the head behind the vegetable seedlings, let the thin sun pass through the water droplets, refracting tiny but brilliant colored broken light, alluding to the angle problem in the field of vision On the cabbage seedlings that have grown stronger.Oh, it really looks good!

For a moment, Lin Luan felt that a violent chemical reaction was going on in his body, his blood was gurgling, and his heart was filled with the numb smell of sex hormones.

So good, he caressed his heart, so good.That's great.

Then he couldn't help but took a picture of this moment and sent it to Ping Zhan.

After a while, the terminal lit up, and Ping Zhan only replied with a few words: The vegetables grown by the baby are awesome!

Lin Luan stared at these words, read them over and over again, and smiled like a psychopath, still leaning on the vegetable shelf, the whole shelf trembled with his body.

very nice.

Lin Luan, who was indulging in sex hormones, squinted his eyes in the sun, like a cat basking in the warmth, just barely stretching its front paws.Linmao stretched his neck, and was about to change the place, when he found that the little cabbage with water droplets hanging on it was spreading its branches and leaves at a speed visible to the naked eye. The light yellow leaf buds kept growing taller, and several leaves grew one after another. In a few minutes, it grew into a slim adult cabbage.

Lin Luan was not surprised at all. Lingquan, it was formed from his celestial roots. If you can't even give birth to a cabbage, what kind of fairy are you cultivating?Considering that the dishes for dinner have not been settled yet, since there are already three mature trees, I might as well add two more drops to make up the dishes.

Holding five very plump and juicy cabbages, Lin Luan regretted not stacking them. People in love really have no IQ!Such a precious spiritual spring, I actually use it to pour vegetables!This spiritual spring is so precious, even when it flowed like a small river in its heyday, she was never willing to use it to satisfy her appetite.Now it is used to add food to Ping Zhan!

——As for why you are not willing?Every bit of the fairy root is transformed by cultivation.Even if it was in the Zifu in its heyday, and it flowed everywhere, it was because the Zifu was the mirror image of the cultivators, as long as it was in the Zifu, in the spring or in the soil, it was just Moving from my left pocket to my right pocket is still my practice.Once it is taken out, it will be damaged as much as it is taken out.

Although five drops are nothing at all, which immortal cultivator doesn't regard cultivation base as life, and trade life for vegetables, what an idiot is this?

Lin Luan almost threw the cabbage into the food processor with trembling hands. Hearing the crisp sound of chopping vegetables, his heart felt like a knife was piercing his heart.

Fortunately, Ping Zhan likes it very much.

Ping Zhan added a chopstick of stir-fried cabbage and put it into his mouth. His eyes widened immediately, and he ate mouthful after mouthful. Within 2 minutes, there was only soup left on the plate.Only then did he regain his strength, raised his head in embarrassment, raised his thumb, and smirked: "My wife, your cooking is amazing! That... you can eat it, too."

Lin Luan looked at the vegetable soup on the bottom of the plate, what to eat...

With a look of "Oh, you don't want to eat" on his face, Ping Zhan picked up the plate, poured the vegetable soup into the rice, stirred it, and began to pour it into his mouth.

After the meal, Ping Zhan felt his chubby belly and nestled on the sofa to fatten up.Holding Lin Luan's hand with the other hand, he groaned and acted coquettishly: "Wife~ Wife~ Look, I've gained so much weight, what should I do if I'm swollen~ You made me so fat, it's getting uglier and uglier, what should I do if I'm swollen?"

Lin Luan was so disgusted by the "what to do with swelling", he quickly pulled out his hand, and shook it in disgust: "Let go, busy." You were so angry with me yesterday!

Ping Zhan was very shameless when he let go, turned over and hugged Lin Luan's waist, and forced him down on the sofa.Lin Luan was caught off guard and fell backwards, and fell on his hot chest, with a big hand already shamelessly probing into the dangerous place.Immediately slapped it away: "Get up! I'm busy!"

The person next to the ear "hehe" smiled lowly, coquettishly coquettishly: "wife~ daughter-in-law~ I'm wrong~ I'm wrong~"

Lin Luan: "Evil~"

"Wrong~"

"Go away~"

"Okay, let's get out~"

Rolled and rolled together, because it was a bit early to start rolling today, after rolling, we took a rest, before ten o'clock, the two of them hugged each other again and simply rolled a few times, then lay down talking.

Talking about it for a long time, when I was working, when I was a hacker, about Old Yotte, about the little bastards under Old Yotte, a few years ago, when I was a child, whatever I thought about it, the two of them felt that they didn’t need their brains at all. , No need to think about it at all, countless intimate words flowed out of their mouths, and the warm and calm atmosphere enveloped them like water, making them feel like babies floating in the amniotic fluid.

Absolutely safe and perfectly accommodating.

Ping Zhan was very satisfied in his heart, thinking to himself, even if you grow taller, you will still be my daughter-in-law~ I am still very good!So he stretched out his arms very arrogantly, and insisted on letting his daughter-in-law sleep on her pillow.

Lin Luan was resting on the most comfortable pillow under the sun. Even though his body had grown a bit, he was still curled up in Ping Zhan's arms, playing with Ping Zhan's slender fingers, talking one after another.

Ping Zhan couldn't help admiring again: "Daughter-in-law~ The cabbage you made today is really delicious."

Lin Luan: "That's good food."

Ping Zhan: "The dishes are good, and the cooking is good."

Lin Luan: "Hmm~"

Ping Zhan: "Elemental refined breeding is indeed more delicious than ordinary dishes, and there is a reason why it is expensive."

Lin Luan: "...you eat it as a refined breeding?"

Ping Zhan: "Now the intensive breeding is really good, and the taste has improved quite quickly."

Lin Luan didn't speak, and didn't intend to repeat his idiot behavior of exchanging his life for cabbage.I complained silently in my heart: eat, eat, see how much I love you, I am raising you with the life of a cultivator, see how great I am!

Ping Zhan was silent for a while, and the warm atmosphere between the two of them froze for a moment. Ping Zhan gave up his doting tone and said meanly: "My wife~ this kind of fine breeding, let's buy less in the future. It's too expensive."

Lin Luan felt a little uncomfortable when he heard this. I didn't say anything when I exchanged my cultivation for cabbage for you, but you thought it was too expensive!You scum!

Ping Zhan immediately noticed that the person in his arms stiffened, and hurriedly explained: "I don't care about money. You think my job outside is as an archives administrator, and my salary is kept in the open. It's okay to eat once in a while, and eat often. It will certainly raise doubts about where the money is coming from."

Lin Luan relaxed his body, turned over, lay on his back in Ping Zhan's arms, closed his eyes and chuckled, "Hey, this is bad, that's bad, there are surveillance cameras everywhere. It fundamentally prevents official corruption. I think it’s good that they don’t dare to spend even if they get the money.”

The arm under the neck obviously contracted. Ping Zhan laughed and said in a slightly ironic and helpless voice: "The method of receiving money is very backward, and no one uses it anymore. What they trade is a privilege." , There is no cash flow at all. This kind of strict monitoring is actually aimed at ordinary people."

The warm atmosphere was completely destroyed, Lin Luan didn't want to repeat this topic again.After a long pause, I asked, "Then what's the point of you earning the money and not being able to spend it?"

Ping Zhan laughed, stroking the hairy head of the person in his arms, even if he was dark and couldn't see anything, he could feel the confidence overflowing from his body: "Is it just for eating and drinking to make money? Little fool."

Lin Luan was very comfortable being shunned, so he rubbed his hands together, indicating to continue without saying anything.

Just like this, one touched and the other rubbed, and both of them fell asleep.