Was teased by the male god on the hot search again

Gu Yiming must have done something big.

Thinking hard.

Do you think this is a love story?

No, this is a horror story.

What is it that Gu Yiming didn't dare to mention?

Ugh

So many years of true love.

After all, it was wrong payment.

When Yu Bei said goodbye to Gu's father and mother, he was extremely polite and dog-legged.

The dog-legged Xiaobai even found out the clues, and sent a message to question.

[Xiaobai: Brother Xiaobei, do you have any tricks with Mr. Gu's father? 】

【Yu Bei: No, it's something tricky. 】

[Xiaobai: I think you are a little abnormal. 】

[Yu Bei: You think too much. 】

[Xiaobai: I don't believe it. Look, you almost knelt down to shine shoes for Mr. Gu's father.

Dad caught it straight. 】

Yu Bei was furious.

It's questioning my personality.

Xiaobai's damn fortune-telling skills.

[Yu Bei: Don't be silly, I took a sneak peek without doing anything, isn't it a big deal? 】

【Xiaobai: What are you aiming at? 】

[Yu Bei: Gu Yiming's father's chicken. 】

【Xiaobai: Brother Bei, you are really not afraid of death.How dare you peek at your father-in-law]

[Yu Bei: I didn't aim at it on purpose!Just accidentally, what the hell is father-in-law?And the eunuch. 】

[Xiaobai: How is it?Is it big? 】

[Yu Bei: Get out of here, the Internet is not illegal, if you continue to flirt, I'll grab chickens in a coop. 】

Put a hand on your shoulder.

Yu Bei shook and quickly hid the phone.

Gu Yiming watched his father's car go away, and then turned Yu Bei's shoulder a little.

"Let's go, I'll take you back to the hotel."

"But pull it down, you don't have a car, carry me back?" Yu Bei refused, "I'd better take the bus with the crew."

"I bought a small broken car for transportation." Gu Yiming replied.

Ok?

Gu Yiming bought real estate again financially, and recently he has been out of business, so he finally started to struggle financially.

Glad to hear.

It's good to be poor, a man who is poor will have no confidence to hide his beauty in a golden house.

Gu Yiming took Yu Bei to the parking lot and stopped in front of a car.

Little broken car.

Ok.

Small, really small, after all, a sports car.

Broken, it's really broken, it doesn't even have a cover, after all, it's a convertible.

The hood is closed mechanically, revealing the majestic configuration inside.

Gu Yiming has never been very talkative, and Yu Bei has gotten used to it.

Maybe people really think it is a small broken car?

I was being rude.

The streamlined lines, the leather seats, and the sheen of the money are alluring.

"Gu Yiming, do you have a split personality? When you buy a dark car in China, you can't wait to seal up the windows and hide it. When you come to the United States, you can open the top directly. It's so ostentatious!"

Gu Yiming leaned on the side of the car and said: "Domestic media fans are all watching, but it's different in foreign countries, and no one will follow you if you are having fun in the streets."

What to say.

Just like Sun Monkey, who has been imprisoned for 500 years, is this the rhythm of Gu Yiming's desire to liberate his nature?

Gu Yiming sat in the cab and said, "Get in the car, I'll take you back to the hotel, and go for a drive."

I can refuse Gu Yiming.

But I can't refuse the little broken car with no cover on my head.

He sat on it in a strange way.

It's been a long time since I sat in Gu Yiming's co-pilot.

Yu Bei wanted to sit in the back, but this is a two-seater sports car, so he couldn't go to the back seat even if he wanted to.

Yu Bei fastened his seat belt and asked tentatively, "Are you going to live in the United States? Are you not going back? You even bought a car."

Gu Yiming obviously didn't understand his thinking.

"What does buying a car have to do with returning home?"

"You just buy a car after staying for a month or two?"

If it is more money.

Just burn it to me.

Gu Yiming rubbed the steering wheel with his palms, and drove out of the parking lot in a chic posture.

"You don't understand, special purpose."

cut.

Also mysterious.

"For what? For pretense?" Yu Bei scoffed.

Gu Yiming gave him a gouged look, a little speechless.

"Only for grocery shopping, okay?"

Yu Bei thought about it carefully and said: "That's not good, I can't pay back the price for vegetables in such a convertible sports car, and I can't put a live chicken or something in the trunk, so I can't stuff it under my feet. "

Gu Yiming pursed his lips and remained silent, as if he was pissed off.

Yu Bei was very puzzled.

Am I wrong?

After a while, Gu Yiming cleared his throat and asked, "How do you feel today?"

"How does it feel?" Yu Bei replied, "Tired."

Mainly tired.

It's another day when being with you is like walking on thin ice.

"How does it feel to meet my parents?"

"It's beautiful!" Yu Bei blurted out, "A family of four, Gu Yiming is the ugliest."

"Fart you." Gu Yiming said rudely, "Gu Junru is the ugliest."

Yu Bei retorted him: "The mixed-race is very beautiful, isn't it? His eyebrows and eyes are so deep."

"What's so good about a golden retriever?" Gu Yiming clicked his tongue.

golden retriever?

Where is the hair?

No, where is gold?

Gu Junru's hair and eyelashes are light yellow, but it is by no means the golden lion king that Gu Yiming said.

Gu Yiming did everything he could to slander his brother.

"I was led astray by you, so don't interrupt." Gu Yiming returned to the topic and said, "I'm asking you how you feel when you meet my parents."

"Great"

Except for certain little episodes that shouldn't happen.

"Ah That's good."

Gu Yiming nodded in satisfaction.

Yu Bei felt strange.

"Why do you ask that? Does my feeling matter? I don't eat or live with them, and it's across the Pacific Ocean.

"Of course." Gu Yiming said sternly, "If you recognize your parents, we are a family."

Gu Yiming is determined to be my brother.

But Gu Yiming still has some criminal records, I haven't figured it out yet.

Gotta try it out.

"Gu Yiming, have you ever been in love?"

Gu Yiming turned to look at Yu Bei and said, "No, why ask this?"

Still don't admit it.

Have no guts.

"Never had a girlfriend?"

"No."

"Really? I don't believe it."

Yu Bei had a flash of inspiration.

"The boyfriend?"

Gu Yiming said impatiently: "Yes."

Depend on.

Admit it.

Said he was straight.

He must have disturbed Ji before, otherwise how could he be so proficient at flirting?

"Aren't you a straight man? Have you ever had a white moonlight before?"

I'd like to see which little elf it is.

"You."

Gu Yiming replied.

Don't know why.

A little shy in anger.

"I'm not kidding you, you've never liked anyone? Where did the love affair begin?"

"On a pile of shit."

Yu Bei endured the urge to hit someone.

"Look at me, do I look like a person?"

Gu Yiming chuckled, and said: "It's very similar, look at the eyes and mouth, it's exactly the same as a human."

Yu Bei was annoyed to death.

Gu Yiming will talk poorly, just to cover up his guilty conscience.

You can't ask directly, you have to find a way to talk to him.

How can you pry something out of the old fox's mouth?

While Yu Bei was thinking hard, the car had already driven onto the open road.

This road looks very strange, didn't you pass it when you came here?

Or am I being crazy again?

"Gu Yiming, where are you driving, you got lost."

"I grew up in this city, and I can open my eyes even if I close them."

Bragging again.

Why don't you fart. Just watch the road.

It turns out that Gu Yiming grew up in Los Angeles.

As night falls, the city is full of lights.

"I'll take you somewhere for a drive."

Gu Yiming stepped on the accelerator, and after a while, Yu Bei heard the sound of waves.

The street lights line up on both sides of the road by the sea, and the waves beat rhythmically on the coast.

"What's the matter with the wind, the convulsion is almost the same, what can you see at night."

Yu Bei picked up his phone and snapped a selfie.

The lights of the western city coast, the charming little gays in the sports cars.

How suitable for a circle of friends.

But Yu Bei held back.

What if someone steals the picture and spreads a rumor that I am being taken care of by the big boss in the United States?I am wise under the tree of wisdom.

"Yaoer." Gu Yiming called him suddenly, "Don't take a selfie, I'll tell you something.

"Say it."

Yu Bei scissors hands pouted and made another one.

"Let's get back together."

Yu Bei's phone almost dropped into the sea.

"What?"

Gu Yiming repeated: "I said, let's get back together."

complex?

If you say break up, break up.

If you say compound, compound.

Then how shameless I am.

"Gu Yiming, have you drunk too much?"

"I haven't been drinking. Drunk driving is a no-no."

"Why are you full of drunken talk when you don't drink, and compound, compound fertilizer. Let's do an interview, how did you come up with this idea?"

Gu Yiming was particularly cooperative.

He also made a gesture to take over the microphone.

"That's right, we've all met each other's parents, and we're both quite satisfied, we're all family anyway."

"That's not the case"

Falling in love is not a blind date.

Gu Yiming asked him: "Then tell me, why did you break up with me?"

why……

I'm not a love expert, how do I know why?

"I just feel uncomfortable."

"I know what's wrong." Gu Yiming said for him, "Because you were in a bad mood, you just wanted to make a fuss. Now that the trouble is over, you feel better. Yaoer, should you come back to me?"

Yu Bei was very angry.

How could Gu Yiming say that? !

It's true

"No! Don't mislead me! Anyway, it just feels wrong. You have to let me think about it."

I've been chasing Gu Yiming for so long, it's not too much for him to chase me.

At least a little balance in mind.

Otherwise, when someone interviews and asks questions in the future, who are you and Gu Yiming chasing after?

Yu Bei: I sat on it myself.

How shameless.

Gu Yiming was very impatient and said: "Don't think about it, just make one less loss."

"your sister"

Yu Bei cursed casually, but it seemed as if he was stepping on Gu Yiming's tail.

Gu Yiming became angry at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"You don't promise, do you?"

"What's the matter? Can you still force me to submit?"

Gu Yiming snorted and said coldly: "Okay, it's boring anyway, let's die for love together, and go to the underworld to be a husband and wife.

After Gu Yiming finished speaking, the accelerator pedal was like that of a bomber, and the car swished out instantly, rushing straight into the sea in a daze.

day!

Gu Yiming, this crazy woman!