Was teased by the male god on the hot search again

"We're married."

This dream was done very well.

So cool.

Gu Yiming said that we are married.

Hehehehe.

Yu Bei slapped himself.

Didn't wake up.

It still hurts.

It must have been pumped hard enough.

You must slap someone a few times.

Yu Bei wanted to get up, but was stopped by Gu Yiming.

"Don't stop me, dare to play me, I have to talk about you this time when I wake up.

"Don't make noise, sit down."

"Oh."

Yu Bei sat up straight with his legs together.

wrong.

not quite right...

What the hell!

What the fuck?

Yu Bei glanced at Gu Yiming to the left.

living body.

He glanced at Xiao Cheng again to the right.

And pinched his thigh.

"Ouch!"

Xiao Cheng was in a state of shock and screamed.

"Why pinch me?"

"fine."

With one dull face and two shocked faces, the audience was stunned.

It's the same as pressing the pause button.

Then it came back to life in an instant, and the audience and program crew were all excited.

The host Qiu Bo came back to his senses with a face full of disbelief.

"Sorry, Mr. Gu, I didn't hear wrong, what you said just now"

"You heard me right." Gu Yiming put Yu Bei's hand on his lap, "We have already registered our marriage."

"Mr. Gu really knows how to joke hahaha."

Qiu Bo laughed uglier than crying.

Gritting his back molars, he smiled like Yuhuatian.

"In order to clarify the relationship between the two of you, Mr. Gu, there is no need to make such a joke. Cough, let me popularize science. In China, same-sex marriage is not legal."

"Yes." Gu Yiming nodded and said, "So we registered our marriage in the United States."

"how is this possible?"

"My ID is American."

Qiu Bo was speechless, unable to speak for a while.

"Why is Teacher Qiu Bo blushing so much?" Zhu Jiao asked.

"I don't know." Xiao Cheng said in a low voice, "It's like getting fifty slaps on the butt of a monkey."

Thanks to the director for cutting the microphone to Gu Yiming.

Yu Bei was completely dumbfounded.

Tell a joke.

I'm married.

Why don't I know?

Gu Yiming's lie is too big, how can he make it right.

Sad people.

I just said he loves face.

It's okay now, let's not come down to the stage.

Yu Bei didn't even look at the audience.

Take a sneak peek.

It was all wide-eyed and two jaws dropped.

Qiu Bo made things difficult for Yu Bei by asking the bottom line, but he didn't know how to end it.

The show director was half surprised and half angry.

"Director, the number of people in the live broadcast room has exceeded 800 million! The ratings of this episode will break the historical record!"

The director trembled and said, "Really? It's only been a few minutes."

"That's right, it's hard to explain to the auditing side. This content can't be broadcast. Maybe the whole episode will be blocked, and the program will be ordered to be rectified!"

"Do you need to remind me?" The director patted his head and said, "It's over, it's over, it's useless to cut it all, it's been broadcast live, the impact is too great! My mother, is Mr. Gu crazy?"

"Qiu Bo!" The director yelled in his ear, "You didn't follow the procedure, you drove people into a hurry, now you end it for me! If you can't finish a show and you are affected, you will be finished! Damn, I tell you you It's over!"

The director always respectfully called Mr. Qiu Bo, but this time he called her by name.

Yu Bei watched the program crew stabilize the audience, and sweat dripped down Qiu Bo's forehead.

"Then Mr. Gu, you gave Yu Bei the real estate, luxury cars, and luxury goods." Qiu Bo didn't know how to make sense of it.

"Oh, yes." Gu Yiming said calmly, "Small gifts for festivals, birthday gifts, engagement gifts, wedding gifts, gifts for a week of marriage, gifts for half a month of marriage, gifts for the first meeting day, eighth day of acquaintances Anniversary gifts and so on, traditional festivals also have commemorative significance.”

Yu Bei wanted to hit someone when he heard this.

This is blatant show off wealth, right?

You have too many festive anniversaries this year.

I'm afraid that if I take a shit, he will have to send a gift to commemorate it.

"This..." Qiu Bo couldn't answer.

"It's not too much for me to give my partner a commemorative gift?" Gu Yiming said innocently.

Qiu Bo wiped the sweat from his face and said: "Not too much, not too much, it should be. Actually, I am only doing the interview on behalf of the voice of the outside world, not my own position. Mr. Gu is now making his marriage public on our program. I am very embarrassed."

This smells shameless.

I also want to shift the responsibility to Gu Yiming.

Gu Yiming smiled, his eyes were deep, as if he had a knife in his mouth.

"Recently, many fans have paid attention to our relationship, so there have been so many rumors and rumors. Even Mr. Qiu Bo has been led astray, misunderstood Yu Bei, and made Yaoer suffer all kinds of criticism, so I think it is time to explain to everyone It's made public."

"Okay, Nana blesses you all, and I also wish the box office of the new movie a big hit. Today's show is going to say goodbye to the audience and friends. Thank you for locking "Entertainment Camp" every Saturday, and thank you for the title sponsor"

After Qiu Bo finished his speech and ended the show, he collapsed on the chair, dripping with sweat as if he had just taken a shower.

Yu Bei was pulled up by Gu Yiming's hand.

"Come on."

"Ah? Where to go?"

"escape"

Yu Bei was dragged by Gu Yiming, striding towards the backstage, the audience outside, like ants in a hot pot, had rushed to the stage to catch up.

Although Gu Yiming slipped away quickly, the media reporters who heard the news got off the media cars of various TV stations and were about to surround the recording studio of Haicheng TV station.

Yu Bei and Gu Yiming got into the car.

Some entertainment reporters are already taking pictures of the window.

"Mr. Gu, Mr. Yu, I'm a reporter from Penguin Entertainment. Is it true that you disclosed your marriage and relationship on the live broadcast?"

"Mr. Gu, please stop"

"Xiaobei, please accept our interview, I will only delay you for 5 minutes"

Gu Yiming started the car, stepped on the accelerator, and left the parking lot, leaving more and more media reporters behind.

The live broadcast room has been paralyzed.

Such a shocking melon, unexpectedly exploded in the entertainment base camp, fans were all blown up, on the barrage.

【Oh My God! ! ! 】

【what's the situation? ! 】

[Official Gu Bei announced ah ah ah ah! 】

[Fuck?marry? 】

[Married ah, I'm dead! 】

[Nurture does not exist, and it is impossible to foster in this life. 】

【Come out like this? ! 】

【Obviously it's fairy love!He had to be twisted into nurturing by Heizi. 】

[Gu Yiming is too daring! ! 】

【Mom, my life is complete! 】

[I am a cp fan, my mother asked me why I cried while holding the TV]

[Not a cp fan, but Gu Yiming and Yu Bei are too good together! ! 】

[Sure enough, handsome guys only play with handsome guys. 】

[My husband and my cub are together, this is really a sad story. 】

[Sister, wake up! 】

【Hahaha, the faces of those spreading rumors were all swollen. 】

[I have been worried for a long time, I can sleep peacefully today. 】

[My cub is finally married, huh?Why do I say get married? 】

[I don’t need to sleep today, my sister is so excited that she shits all over the dormitory. 】

[Wolf off. 】

[Gu Yiming used to be quite low-key, why does he suddenly like to gain attention now, do we need to hold a press conference for the wedding? 】

[Black fans will die to my old lady! ! 】

[Whoever dares to touch me Beiming has Yu Fufu, I will carry ten catties of grenades to your ancestral grave! ! 】

[Hundreds of years together. 】

[To grow old together. 】

[The qin and the cymbal sing in harmony. 】

[Give birth to a precious son early. 】

[Mandarin mandarin and mandarin ducks explode. 】

The car is driving at high speed.

"Gu Yiming, where are we going!"

This crazy woman.

Yu Bei no longer understands what he is going to do

"Go home! By the way, hide from the media for a few days."

Gu Yiming yelled, and suddenly his face couldn't hold back, and he burst out laughing.

He even opened the window of the car, and the wind blew on Yu Bei's face.

"why are you laughing?!"

When Yu Bei yelled, his mouth was full of wind.

"I'm happy!" Gu Yiming asked loudly, "Are you happy?"

Yu Bei also became happy.

"Cool! It's so fucking cool! You didn't see Qiu Bo, it's like eating a catty of mung beans and flies!" Yu Bei asked again, "What are you doing home? This is not the way back to our house."

"Go back to our parents' house." Gu Yiming yelled, "You can't explain this to our parents?"

"Yep."

Yu Bei very much agrees.

Gu Yiming lied so much, what should the elders do if they take it seriously?

Sick from anger?

Sure enough, Gu Yiming's cell phone kept ringing one after another, and Gu Yiming only answered one call.

"Hey old Lu."

"Gu Yiming!!" Lao Lu was tearing his heart out, "Are you sincerely trying to kill me!!"

"What's wrong? What are you panicking about?"

Gu Yiming turned the steering wheel leisurely.

"Now I'm blocked by the media in the company's bathroom, and I don't dare to take a chance! I'm afraid of being poked by the microphone! Are you epileptic? Why don't you discuss such a big matter with me? No, there is no need to discuss this matter. , I inform you that your acting career is over! I want to resign! Come back to me quickly, if you don’t come back, I’ll jump off the building to show you!”

"Let's dance. After the dance, I'll help you hand over the insurance claim to your wife. Your wife will bring your daughter to marry an old king with the money. Don't mention how happy she is."

Old Lu screamed over there: "You have no conscience, why did I get on this thief ship of yours?"

"You don't know the situation at that time." Gu Yiming said carelessly, "Qiu Bo's old bastard bullied Yu Bei, I must punish him, and his life will not be easy! Hmph."

Old Lu cried: "I quit, I can't do it anymore, woo woo woo"

"Okay, okay, I can't go back now, and I can't block the toilet with you when I go back to the company? If I'm not here, you can still send them away. That's it. On the highway, how dangerous it is to make a phone call."

Gu Yiming hung up the phone readily, and turned off the phone and threw it aside.

Yu Bei heard that this matter was not so serious.

That's pretty serious.

The car ran out of gas, and Gu Yiming stopped at the service area.

The leak in the house happens to rain all night, and the coughing happens to my aunt.

"I don't know if there is any media chasing after me, so hurry up and run."

Gu Yiming muttered.

Yu Bei also said with a sad face, "It's not a solution for you to run away. We can run for a lifetime? You should go back and clarify with the media. You are too serious. How can you make such an excuse?"

"Who made an excuse to you?" Gu Yiming leaned against Yu Bei's car window, "Can there be a fake marriage certificate?"