Was teased by the male god on the hot search again

After getting married, how do you find out that your husband is attached to you?

Waiting online...

Wait a minute.

Tear up Bai Yueguang on the spot.

But Yu Bei couldn't do it.

Because what Gu Yiming misses now is not necessarily a living person.

Yu Bei felt aggrieved and panicked.

I don't know if Gu Yiming will miss me so affectionately if I die someday.

But I can't possibly try it.

After all, there is only one life, and there can be another love.

Yu Bei can still understand the importance of this point.

Gu Yiming went out.

Not even an explanation.

Yu Bei didn't call him, why did he call him?Pulling him to explain clearly?Had a big fight?

I stopped doing this in the fourth grade of elementary school.

Gu Yiming came back after a while, with a bottle of glue in his hand.

Gu Yiming sat at the table, fiddling with the bracelet.

I'm guessing it needs to be glued back?

Yu Bei watched from the side.

I haven't seen Gu Yiming doing handwork yet, and he sticks quite seriously.

Just clumsy.

Gu Yiming's hands are not suitable for these delicate tasks.

Let me tell you a little secret.

Gu Yiming, such a perfect male god, has a shameful shortcoming.

His writing is ugly.

super ugly.

Thieves are ugly.

Except for my signature dragon phoenix phoenix dance, other Chinese characters are too ugly to see.

When Yu Bei saw Gu Yiming's words for the first time, he was shocked.

shit...

The character of the male god is really unique!

The reason why Yu Bei still thinks he is perfect is probably because beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

However, Gu Yiming's English characters are particularly beautiful, as chic and smooth as printing.

This may have something to do with his growing up abroad.

Yu Bei looked at it from the side and thought too much, and Gu Yiming was almost glued to it, so he put it in his hand and admired it for a while.

Yu Bei snorted, the glued bracelet would definitely not be worth the price.

Like broken love, it is worthless to mend.

How profound.

How philosophical.

What a philosopher of love I am.

It's been a long time since the cowhide broke.

Today I have to akimbo for a while, and it won't work for anyone.

Yu Bei crazily praised his performance.

At least I didn't cry, make trouble and hang myself, did I?

That would be too narrow-minded.

Isn't it because Gu Yiming has someone to miss?

Pregnant!Conceive boldly with confidence!

- Is one enough?

Not enough I'll add another one for you.

"Yaoer."

While putting the box back, Gu Yiming called Yu Bei.

"Ok?"

"Don't lose this thing when you tidy up in the future." Gu Yiming instructed, "There are only these two things left..."

Gu Yiming was really worried.

When did I clean up the house?

Gu Yiming is really a treasure.

I am no longer Gu Yiming's sweetheart.

Now sweetheart number two.

Yu Bei was also in despair.

But keep smiling.

"Okay, I will keep her things well. I didn't break them on purpose, and I don't want you to be sad because of her. It's all my fault. Let me explain to her, okay?"

This strong green tea flavor.

Familiar or not?

There are posts on the Internet saying that Yu Bei is a green tea scheming boy relying on Gu Yiming.

This tea has only slightly produced [-]% of its power.

Gu Yiming was determined to marry me.

Sure enough, Gu Yiming, the straight man, didn't hear anything wrong.

"Explain what? She's gone."

Gu Yiming sighed.

Yu Bei took Gu Yiming's arm and said, "She is really happy to have a boy like you miss her."

Gu Yiming turned his head, feeling weird.

"It's a pity that she couldn't be happy all the time."

Shit.

If she continues to be happy, what else can I do?

"I'm so envious that she can dress up and wear jewelry. I can't even apply hairspray."

Why is it said that green tea has a [-]% increase in the effect on straight men?

Gu Yiming really didn't respond.

Even chatting.

"Girls, they will definitely dress up a bit." Gu Yiming said, "You don't need to compare with her, it's better if you have your own.

Ok.

Gu Yiming's answer sheet can be said to be zero.

Yu Bei was starting to worry now.

With Gu Yiming's urination, he has no ability to judge a lady at all, and he will be seduced away in minutes.

"She won't be happy if you say that. Brother, don't speak ill of her for me."

Gu Yiming finally felt something was wrong.

"You know her?"

"That girl in the photo last night."

"Ah."

Did not deny it.

Yu Bei's anger gauge was almost full.

"What happened to her and she's gone?"

"Car accident."

It seemed that Gu Yiming was very sad.

"Natural and man-made disasters..."

"It's because of me." Gu Yiming's eyes were red, "I promised her to take her to travel abroad after graduation, but my mother didn't agree. At that time, she was self-willed and told her to sneak out and go to the airport together... If it wasn't for me, it wouldn't be There will be surprises later."

"It can't be your fault, can it?"

At such a critical moment, Gu Yiming can still be comforted.

"But I still blame myself, my idea made my parents lose their only daughter.

"Don't be sad... Girl, daughter?!"

"Yes, I only have this one sister."

Yu Bei scratched his head

Damn.

How could it be my sister?

Why didn't I think of it? !

Dare I be entangled in love for so long, is it all because I am self-indulgent?

Let me take a look.

So Gu Yiming picked up his sister to go on a trip, accidentally got into a car accident, couldn't forgive himself, and ran to the country?Yu Bei wanted to kneel down on the spot.

Apologize to my sister-in-law who is under Jiuquan.

Sorry, I misunderstood you.

Thinking about it this way, everything makes sense.

Since Gu Yiming met Yu Bei, he loved Yu Bei to death. It's because of his younger sister's favor, right?

After all, Yu Bei bears a little resemblance to her.

Thank you sister for fulfilling!

There is also Gu's father and mother, who can readily accept a godson.

Also misses my sister.

Fortunately, I didn't quarrel with Gu Yiming before knowing the truth.

Otherwise, it's me who is embarrassing now.

"Wait... Gu Yiming, you are so kind to me, you don't think I'm your sister, do you?"

"Are you stupid?" Gu Yiming glanced at him, "I still can't tell if you are a man?"

Makes sense.

Unable to refute.

"Then the first time you saw me..."

"I didn't think about it that much. At most, I think it's a bit similar, so this is our fate. It's not a family. If you don't enter a family."

Okay.

Gu Yiming turned out to be a sister-in-law.

No wonder he asked me to call him brother all day long.

Yu Bei still couldn't accept it.

Is there such a possibility...

imaginary……

set up

The reason why Gu Yiming and his sister look so similar...

Have you heard the story of Duan Yu?

How many good sisters do you have?

After all, I heard from Gu Junru that Gu Hongsheng, a handsome old man, seems to be very romantic.

I'm sorry Yu Xianglian, I shouldn't be thinking about it.

Yu Bei sat upright.

Introspected for ten seconds for my own evil thoughts.

But who hasn't had the fantasy of being picked up in a trash can and meeting their biological parents as an adult?

"Alas... the world is impermanent."

Yu Bei could only sigh.

Life and death is a very serious topic.

At some point, Gu Yiming took Yu Bei's hand and kept holding it.

"You're right, things are impermanent, and you never know which will come first, tomorrow or the accident."

Gu Yiming suddenly had such a deep thought, Yu Bei was still not used to it.

"What are you talking about? What a disappointment."

"I was just thinking, what if one day I burp and you become a widow?"

"That's called a widower."

Gu Yiming has no culture.

"Widow." Gu Yiming was very stubborn, and then said, "You see, I worry about it all day long. I don't think my life will be too long. Maybe I will die before you one day."

"...Then what should I do, I can't lend you a few years."

Yu Bei was also worried.

Let's hang up first, I'm not familiar with the road to the underworld.

Let's hang up later, and have to endure the long night without company.

The key is that I am an out-and-out Chinese, and I may go to Hades to reincarnate after I die, and Gu Yiming is an American.

Hades will definitely not accept it.

The calf is over.

He must have been taken to the Western Paradise to see God.

It stands to reason that Gu Yiming should go to heaven, right?After all, he donated so much to charity.

But not quite sure.

Is Gu Papi, who steals people's fat and people's anointing, a sin against God?

Ugh……

After death, you have to have a long-distance relationship.

"How about this, if I die, I won't reincarnate, I will become a star in the sky looking at you."

"It sounds quite Liao." Yu Bei said, "Think about it, there is one eye staring at you all day long."

"Can you stop spoiling the atmosphere?" Gu Yiming annoyed him, "I'm just afraid that you miss me, if you miss me, just find the brightest one, that's me"

So moved.

But there is a doubt.

"Why is it the brightest one?"

Without even thinking about it, Gu Yiming said, "Because I'm old."

No, Mr. Gu.

Can this small broken road be opened?

"I'm most worried about you, I don't think you are a chaste master."

This was all seen through by Gu Yiming.

"Then don't kill me before me." Yu Bei grabbed him and said, "If you really die first and leave so much property, what can I do..."

Gu Yiming looked very angry, and said: "Don't smile so unscrupulously, maybe I can still believe it a little bit."

Betrayed by the corners of his own mouth.

Yu Bei thought about it and said, "We can't spend such a big family business, and we have no children to inherit it. How about this, I will use the money to raise a few windmills.

The godson of Huazheng Mao, who is as powerful as a dragon and fierce as a tiger..."

"If you flirt with me again, you won't be able to close your eyes tonight."

Gu Yiming warned him.

Yu Bei quickly shut up.

Gu Yiming is not bragging.

If you say you can't get it together, you really can't get it together.

"I must stay at home honestly, and I am not allowed to go anywhere. Those dubious old men are not good people. You are not allowed to dance with them in the square. Did you hear that?"

Surely not.

Wouldn't it be nice to drink the strongest wine with the young man and play the wildest dick?

"heard it."

Yu Bei didn't think much about it.

But Gu Yiming opened the door, I couldn't help lusting after the wonderful old life.

"You heard shit."

Seeing his smirk, Gu Yiming was so angry that he went crazy.

"Oh, I can't say it anymore. Remember to be quiet. If I see you, don't make me so angry."